Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s adventures of Batman, uh, Foever, Part 2. If you self-insert yourself into Batman Forever, mix it with clips Winnie the Pooh and Nintendo and you’re this young, you’re only going to increase the chances of any cyberbullying geared towards you. At least draw yourself as a superhero and you’re good to go!

• 0:07 And what are those two kids doing at this time?
• 0:36 I mean, really. I had better grammar at the age of 6.
• 0:40 *rolls eyes* Please stop.
• 1:00 It’s a lightsaber. It’s alright to say so; you’re crossing yourself over with cartoons and Batman!
• 1:06 Acting!
• 1:27 Webcam.
• 1:33 “Get Them!!! No!” Uh…
• 1:45 If they added Star Wars characters outside The Clone Wars…
• 2:57 Move on to making less stupid videos?
• 4:17 Exclamation points.
• 4:28 I’d like to think that this guy is just sitting in his room controlling Batman’s life.
• 5:39 It’s especially strange when someone contradicts their grammar.

And now for part 1 of Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever. If the last one was boring, then this is sure to be treachery.

• 0:46 Does that guy seriously think they call the company “Walt Disney Pictures Presents”?
• 0:50 Tim did the production, Reese and Shadow did the prodution.
• 1:32 We meet again, Impact.
• 1:57 Now I have a better reason for showing Turdie F. Bastard in person in my upcoming parody video.
• 2:22 Don’t steal Batman’s first line, you obnoxious self-insert!
• 4:28 Ironic how he says “You got here just in time” at the same time he says “Sorry we’re late”.
• 4:31 Gosh, Tommy Lee Jones is now One-Face!
• 4:53 Ah, yes. Can’t have a Pooh’s Adventure without the ridiculously long introduction scene. Even with the villains.
• 4:57 Wife? Made by Boswer? Oh, bother.
• 5:24 Holy self-inserted weakling, Batman!
• 6:29 And how are you going to do that? Are you going to film yourself punching the camera?
• 6:59 Sword? I don’t see a sword in his hands. Only his editing mouse.
• 7:06 Subliminal Scooby!
• 7:34 Did Team Rocket adopt a Pikachu now?
• 7:44 Um… Screamer?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 7. What did we learn?

• 0:00 No, I know something about what makes these videos so terrible.
• 0:08 See how obsessive this guy truly is?
• 0:29 Herp dee derp.
• 0:41 Well, from what I’ve heard, Rarity and some Japanese monster got the chance.
• 1:05 What a slightly abrupt ending.
• 1:47 And I have had it with these *cut* toons in this *cut* TV show!
• 2:52 Including Kevin Schon/Quinton Flynn, in case you’re that lazy.
• 3:24 Seriously?
• 3:44 Makes sense, but not as much with the star power involved.
• 3:55 I already gave my nope to these.
• 4:09 And that’s the only time Gary ever got mentioned.
• 4:24 Elroy’s what?
• 4:33 Which fortunately didn’t happen.
• 4:38 Which didn’t happen either. :)
• 4:54 *drools ignorantly*

• Crossovers:
• Typos: 
• Narrator confusion: 
• Dumbing down of Garfield:
• Dumbing down of the audience:

Overall: 4.6/5

0.08/10. The original show is half and hour long with ads included. The edits in this video extend it to nearly 51 minutes. See how much time Pooh’s Adventures can use up? This video just goes to show that the more characters you have, the less you’ll learn, since they can be such a distraction to the most important subject. Even with typos and fan-created family trees, kids will only feel dumber than before. Tune in tomorrow when I probably tear into a submission I have enough time for, as next week I’ll be in Greece.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 6. Hey! Here’s something that oughta attract SpongeBob’s attention!

• 0:35 What’s with everyone saying “yea”?
• 1:06 A minute has passed, and no SpongeBob.
• 1:15 So now the penguins and walruses fit. Just take out the cats and dogs.
• 1:17 CHILD: Mom! Look! An anemonie! MOM: What kind of educational show is this? *turns it off*
• 1:53 SPONGEBOB: And especially not Gary. He’s a snail! And he’s mine! (Geez, there’s so much characters here that two have been forgotten.)
• 2:26 Aren’t Tip and Dash swimmers? Because they were able to tell what a barracuda is.
• 2:37 Even he thinks this is poorly written!
• 2:57 RABBIT: They remind us of our friends, Marlin and Nemo!
• 3:19 Fack you, Yakko. FACK YOU.
• 3:21 How could you not know if you go to Disneyland with him?
• 3:23 Oh God. This is a prequel to Pooh’s Adventures of Finding Nemo, isn’t it?
• 4:15 *sips* Every part except 5.
• 4:23 Patrick, you’re late.
• 4:29 They didn’t comment on the fish, but the scorpions?! Oh, how dumb this is.
• 4:59 There could be. This is Pooh’s Adventures, after all.
• 5:44 CHILD: Mommy! I know what a merekat is! MOM: *burns the tape* Someone’s going to get sued today…
• 5:48 Bad Disney pun much?
• 6:06 They’re not even in an appropriate order!
• 6:10 Garfield, you mean?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 5. Two guests arrive - one relevant, one completely forced.

• 0:05 Henry might have been sarcastic, you know…
• 0:18 Misuse of “it’s”? Check.
• 0:23 And he’s clever enough not to be pestered by length-extending cartoon clips.
• 1:11 You have way too many friends for your own good, do you know that?
• 1:27 See what I meant earlier about Timon and Pumbaa?
• 1:38 Talk like an imported foreign film!
• 1:42 *notices the comma* Rabbit’s the narrator!
• 2:16 The bees, of course.
• 2:17 Stop making this thing longer!
• 2:29 Woah, getting into Henry’s show really didn’t do Fifi well.
• 2:47 Because this is a cartoon segment, don’t expect Tigger to make any comments.
• 3:30 WHAT?!
• 3:34 You’d be able to tell if you read the web address.
• 3:36 ORANGE: I’m Cartoon Network’s latest abomination!
• 3:41 And yet you didn’t know much of the characters you first met?
• 3:55 Blinky the ghost? How much more characters do we need to ruin this documentary?
• 3:58 Tennessee was right - Annoying Orange is the narrator.
• 4:04 You tell him, Henry. And tell that to the rest.
• 4:33 ORANGE: And their butts were the inspiration for my comedy! Nyahahahahahahaha!
• 5:04 At least you’re helping the poor narrator’s intelligence improve.
• 5:30 The orange would never think up a joke THAT bad!
• 6:20 And now Peach and Toad are characters in this video! Aargh!
• 6:36 And Peach is the narrator.
• 7:27 How is that even remotely a joke?
• 7:46 I dunno, Dwayne Johnson?
• 8:01 Wasn’t he on the moon?
• 8:44 Couldn’t you say “just like” instead of “that reminds me of”? It shortens down the subtitles.
• 9:36 And you didn’t do that any earlier?
• 9:46 1. *facepalm* The spelling… 2. Garfield, don’t you hate mice, and rats for that matter?
• 10:14 Notice the change in subtitle font?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 3. Poor, poor Garfield…

• 0:05 And these toons couldn’t even accompany the cartoon sequence, which was a hell of a lot more entertaining than the edited parts of this video.
• 0:16 Translation: Bark bark bark. *panting*
• 0:39 Please say that to every crossed-over character in this video.
• 0:44 Excuse me, but didn’t Shy just tell everyone to let the narrator finish?
• 1:21 *bangs head on the desk* Yup! That’s education right there!
• 2:00 *sips* He’s not your cousin, Chumley.
• 2:16 “That means to blend one of your colors in with the background, or ano*cuts to next shot* This too?
• 3:03 Punctuation…
• 3:17 Shut up, cat who can’t even spell "hibernation” right.
• 3:33 He could’ve used that for every scene if he had to.
• 3:53 There’s so much dialogue to rip off!
• 4:50 The repetition here is even more blatant than before.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 2. The “documentary” begins!

• 0:24 And that smart one is not the guy who thought this would be a good idea.
• 0:59 Just imagine if these people took on Life in a Day.
• 1:37 Oh. It’s everyone’s favourite porn star.
• 1:50 MOWGLI: I’m a gecko? Well, you’re a marmoset!
• 1:58 Wouldn’t “distant relative” be a smarter phrase?
• 2:12 Subliminal Woody. We even got to hear him speak.
• 2:21 He’s going to hypnotise the viewer to make more crappy crossover videos. And it’s going to be sexy.
• 2:29 Don’t boost it up a notch!
• 2:35 This musical number is distracting any interest provided by the nature footage.
• 3:04 Garfield’s the narrator? *angry face*
• 3:22 So, you’re assuming Kaa is real? What’s even going on here?!
• 3:26 Um, 1:52?
• 3:29 Yeah! Leave the gecko out of this! Henry the Man Cub does not deserve such cruelty!
• 3:41 Tigger’s right.
• 4:10 You said one of them was your cousin.
• 4:20 There are so many people getting educated by this that I’m actually feeling dumber.
• 4:41 *crickets chirp*
• 4:44 And now Spongebob’s the narrator? This is blowing my mind. Illegally.
• 4:59 It saddens me how stupid Garfield is in the eyes of YakkoWarnerMovies.
• 5:20 Not as long as the clips interrupting this video in total.
• 5:33 *sips*
• 5:39 Poky! Look the hell away!
• 6:09 And why isn’t there a gasping montage?
• 6:32 It’s that again…
• 6:36 Good thing someone survived the dumbing down of the gang.
• 7:02 Tennessee, did you not say that you know that snakes can be milked?
• 7:06 You don’t really shake your head when saying “yea”.
• 7:16 If we only had one side character, then everyone will actually learn something!
• 7:32 Pooh’s probably one of the only characters in this crossover that makes some form of sense.
• 8:19 Sigh.

For those of you who may not know, Amazing Animals was one of Dorling Kindersley’s many educational series, made into a TV show co-produced with the Disney Channel and starring a CG gecko named Henry. Among the documentary footage provided of wild animals, there were also 2D cartoon segments and a bunch of other animal characters. You heard me - Disney, CG gecko, 2D cartoon segments. And you know what that means - from the creator of the double feature of overblown terror, Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals!

• 0:52 And there’s the dated Nickelodeon logo, put in there for the same reason as The Little Mermaid 2.
• 1:08 What frame rate!
• 1:26 So much companies, and you didn’t even take out the last ’s’.
• 1:51 Subliminal Pongo.
• 2:00 Isn’t it blatantly obvious why Yakko chose this?
• 2:15 I will admit this - this really should’ve been part of the Simba, Timon and Pumbaa’s Adventures series. Pooh doesn’t do crap about anything, anyway.
• 2:35 Even the VHS can’t take it.
• 3:22 I wanted to learn about nature, not this scene again!
• 3:47 And yet you’re supposed to be in a white background.
• 3:59 Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to introduce the play!
• 4:10 It’s the screencap I used on my first ever post to this blog!
• 4:35 *sobs*
• 5:13 At least the obvious is taking over bad editing.
• 5:47 That scene lasted about a minute and 12 seconds, and it’s going to return soon enough.
• 5:55 The Hundred Acre Wood. Where else do you think you are?
• 6:17 It really is Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters all over again at this point.
• 7:13 Prepare for a lot of dumbing down.
• 7:21 If a kid watched this, would he be watching a modified comedy, or a documentary?
• 7:30 I’m sorry, but I’m not learning anything from this. I’m just distracted by the excessive reaction shots.
• 8:26 You can’t even spell “lizard” right.
• 8:28 Okay, everyone. Be prepared. The drinking game’s gone to this clip.

My more mature response to self-proclaimed Yakko’s violent behaviour towards Scooby-Doo and The Dark Crystal. But Jay Sherman didn’t stop there, and neither will I. I haven’t even riffed Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast yet.

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 5. The end of the adventure. Shame it isn’t the end of immature ranting. Notice how many tags there are, by the way?

• 0:05 *drinks another whole glass, because that’s exactly what these videos are doing to him (or maybe it’s because he owns a blog about fat cartoons)* At least I have a better reason to do this now.
• 0:24 Although Piglet with the sheriff badge could count also. And the subtitle.
• 0:25 *pause*
• 0:28 *switches the drinking game to any time the rest of the villains are uttered and drinks all that he missed* Burp. Ugh, why?
• 0:44 Garfield, you’re becoming more and more similar to Odie. And I’m not talking to the dog you’re running with.
• 0:53 Simba’s taking it rather well.
• 1:00 And again, and again, and again…
• 1:20 Music? This is getting exciThat’s just making it even cheesier.
• 1:39 Never seen a boomerang that teleports stuff to somewhere else before.
• 2:11 That’s a grandfather clock!
• 2:16 I don’t understand the meaning of reality anymore! *fades into oblivion*
• 2:24 Who said wet dreams can’t do anything?
• 2:27 All because you’re more important than they are.
• 3:27 All because you aren’t involved enough to join them!
• 3:58 *pulls out a dagger* Let’s see who Simba really is…
• 4:05 Don’t you just hate it when these people want to add in the characters so bad that they just have to steal others’ lines?
• 4:09 Why is everyone of the same species cousins? Why no mention of Poky being Scooby’s nephew and Shy Little Kitten being Garfield’s niece?
• 4:51 How should you know? You weren’t even in this cartoon to begin with.
• 5:01 *takes a drink*
• 5:09 OFFICER: *in his head* If he thinks he’s telling the truth, then I’m going to put him in that special room…
• 5:29 OFFICER: *in his head* Maybe not. I think I should go there.
• 5:41 *drinks* All to make this experience worse… *hic*
• 6:16 Geez, Woody, get a sense of humour.
• 6:32 YAKKO: Well, Doc, a manchild seems to be manipulating my very world with unrelated cartoon clips, time repetition and subtitles!
• 6:48 The torture never ends!
• 7:39 Gee, I wonder how many drugs they’ll add to this one…
• 7:55 [link]
• 7:59 It’s not a play, it’s actually a 5-D re-release.

Comments:

• “As Garfield would say, "Nice Touch”. You should use Aerodynamic by Daft Punk for whatever NEXT Pooh/Scooby Crossover you make"
• “I think this is a biggest hit in the world. I can hardly wait for Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal and see the UrRu, (the Mystics) and their counterparts, the cruel Skeksis.”
• “Great part. And I liked that battle scene that you and Toonguy500 made. I liked the part when Tigger used a boomerang to fight BrerFox and BrerBear. And I liked the part when Woody defeated the Duke by using a flashlight to scare him away. And a great conclusion to the short film. And now, it is time for Winnie the Pooh and the Dark Crystal.”
• “Great conclusion on Scooby Doo! Where Are You: Jeepers, it’s the Creeper. And nice job for Tigger using his boomarang to defeat Brer Fox and Brer Bear, and with Woody flashing a light at the Grand Duke’s face, was an absoulute defeat. And it’s all thanks to ToonGuy500 for coming up with a script for a battle. I’m gonna give credit to skb2108 for when I release the climax Pooh’s Adventures of Total Drama Action: Princess Pride, cause he gave me the script for that.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “This is too twisted for words…”
• “Thanks for posting, this episode makes a nice pilot to when Scrappy Doo was added because the baby chicken was not afraid of the creeper.”

I’m going to have to re-watch The Dark Crystal in order to riff this, as it’s something I haven’t seen in years. However, I can safely give my verdict to this. So, what did I think of this video. What did I think, eh?

Sure that reaction may be over-the-top, but then again, so is the majority of reaction shots in Pooh’s Adventures. SON OF A BITCH, WHAT A DUMP. This was absolutely bonkers, and I don’t even mean that in a good way. Why the hell do people like this stuff so much? How is it so appealing? They don’t appear together, so why can’t they just write fan fiction instead? It’s true what those two people said earlier: This is the embodiment of unrestrained autism. If there’s any video crossover done right, then it’s most definitely the best YouTube Poops. This? This is equally as bad as rule 34! What are we supposed to be watching? The characters overpower everything in the story, the subtitles give bad Magic Voyage flashbacks, the Toy Story clips fit the least, and the repetition springs too many ideas for a drinking game. Even if it wasn’t filmed with a camera, it’s confusing, witless and messy enough for this kind of verdict:

Editing failures: 

Dumbing down: 

Drinking games: 

Engrish: 

Irrelevance: 

Overall: 5/5

A dead-on 0/10. A cheatsy one, but a horrible one. Is it the worst, though? Well, I’ve only watched a few of these by far, so I don’t really know if it is the worst, but as far as I know, Pooh’s (family-friendly) Adventures of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is probably going to get even less if possible.

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 4. So far, this has made me lose all respect for every character involved in this video. Guess I gotta buy the DVDs!

• 0:20 Coomadih gord!
• 0:29 SHAGGY: …but Velma’s turned into a wind-up monkey!
• 1:04 Pooh’s Adventures. Taking jokes seriously since 2009!
• 1:17 That’s Brer Rabbit, not Scooby.
• 1:27 That’s not the Grand Duke, that’s a woman.
• 1:41 KrattsCreaturesfan could have learned something from this.
• 1:48 Even Garfield’s bored of this.
• 2:01 These forced, repeated reaction shots are just making the short long. Too long.
• 2:07 This, too. It’s why The Magic Voyage was stretched to almost two hours.
• 2:22 See? Saying “the villains” would make it so much easier.
• 2:24 THEY ARE NOT BLIND.
• 2:33 And you’re doing it again.
• 2:42 Forget the drinks. I already destroyed my belongings from so much rage.
• 3:06 VELMA: *in her head* This is going to be one long mystery…
• 3:12 VELMA: Daphne, get the Mystery Machine. I quit.
• 3:28 Maestro? This is no time for singing, we have a mystery to solve!
• 3:40 CREEPER: You know what? To hell with this world. *takes his mask off and shoots himself in the head*
• 3:52 We can still see Melody, you know.
• 4:01 Imagine how this would sound on the soundtrack album.
• 4:17 At least The Little Mermaid II isn’t even a good movie, otherwise I’d be crying my eyes out.
• 4:39 But you will sing!
• 4:44 Oh, thank you, Buzz. If only you could’ve said that earlier.
• 4:58 DAPHNE: *under the dubbing* Velma, we’re moving to a much safer universe.
• 5:03 At least Buzz is still the smart one.
• 5:25 I agree. We’ve been waiting two minutes. No wonder why this part has less likes than its dislikes.
• 5:44 Well, you’re still wasting it!
• 5:52 Oh. What are you doing here, Comic Sans?
• 6:05 Apparently, YWM re-uploaded this part to fix something. Isn’t it still broken?
• 6:18 Stop being so obvious, Simba, or I’ll poach you.
• 6:42 You’re not letting the real gang say anything!
• 7:10 It’s nothing to do with you, Wakko.
• 7:19 If this was any stupider, then this could lead to a very long introduction scene. Like the one earlier…
• 7:38 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 7:42 Alright, that does it. *takes two shots*
• 7:44 So you’re assuming they all fused into one?
• 8:02 You should’ve gone to Specsavers.

Comments:

• “Good job fixing it.”

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 3. Apart from the confusing villain plot point, I don’t think it can get any more messy. Unless… Say, how many drinks do I get for this?

• 0:04 I believe Sid’s toys were added into the video just to help Woody in his reaction shots.
• 0:20 MY BRAIN
• 0:45 The character line-up in this video is even more overblown than anything Doug Phunny could think up.
• 0:55 Even the sync can’t take it.
• 1:32 If this video were any cheesier, we’d expect a shot of Woody and Bullseye doing that high jump on the black-and-white TV screen.
• 1:42 No reaction is safe.
• 2:06 What, are Brer Fox and Brer Bear internet trolls all of a sudden?
• 2:20 TIMON: Or, better yet, talk our way through!
• 2:31 *laughs*
• 2:33 *cries*
• 2:35 There’s no way they could’ve gotten where you’re currently sitting!
• 2:41 Forget Song of the South, this is truly offending me.
• 3:00 Unless YakkoWarnerMovies drags another clip onto the project!
• 3:12 Why does Chumley get the same clip for every time he talks?
• 3:23 *rolls his eyes*
• 3:24 Oh, great. It’s the creator of the video.
• 3:28 You know everyone in the Disney world, Tigger.
• 3:32 Cousin? Baloo? Pooh’s cousin? *hits his head with the most painful objects possible*
• 3:43 *puts a gun to his head*
• 3:48 *pulls the trigger*
• 3:54 *realises there are no bullets*
• 4:24 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *destroys as much of his room as he possibly can*
• 4:38 SHAGGY: Scoob, are you sure we’re in the right cartoon?
• 4:59 Fan fiction in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.
• 5:24 You can say that again!
• 5:52 Finally, back to the “story”. Although this is still crossover fetish porn.
• 6:07 Okay, this is where Toonguy’s “talent” really kicks in.
• 6:14 What’s so important about your presence?
• 6:26 It must suck to be part of a crew of Captain Obviouses.
• 6:37 Well, no crap. You’ve just been standing there in the snow.
• 6:59 FRED: You can shut up for a change!

Comments:

• “And I liked the way how you had Baloo to help you and your siblings come look for Pooh so they can meet him in person.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “Why wasn’t Odie in this movie?”

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 2. There are many characters, but this ain’t going to be worse than The Magic Voyage, right?

• 0:11 *earns a fake £100*
• 0:14 …the hell is going on?!
• 0:20 CARSWELL: AAAARGH! A lion! And a talking cowboy doll!
• 0:46 Woody, Woody, Woody. Remember how Sid Phillips reacted when you first spoke to him?
• 0:49 Heffalumps, Piglet. Heffalumps. (Seeing that the original New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was released long before Pooh’s Heffalump Movie)
• 1:09 PRINCIPAL: Excuse me, but are you students? No? well, get out of this barn!
• 1:32 You’re telling me.
• 1:35 POKY: Like this dance move? We call it “The Stand Still”.
• 1:38 Apart from you, that is.
• 2:09 Who would bring a honey tree to a school dance, anyway?
• 2:11 No one wants to dance to your song at this time, Pooh.
• 2:21 Wait, it’s Tigger’s birthday now?
• 2:27 On Christmas Day, no less?
• 2:40 Simba’s looking much younger than he used to.
• 2:50 It’s not like you already brought it with you.
• 3:21 FRED: It’s even less fun with an overload of miscellaneous toons joining us!
• 3:34 This kind of scene I especially hate.
• 3:50 *takes a drink* Why am I still doing this?!
• 4:01 Greedy pigs. You've left the rest of the gang to starve!
• 4:21 Forget it, Pooh. Fred Flintstone didn’t listen, and neither will they.
• 4:30 Looks like Pooh and Eeyore are making Tigger run for his life because he’s just lazy.
• 4:32 That’s what Pooh’s Adventures are all about!
• 4:44 *slams his head on the wall*
• 4:51 In the world of Pooh’s Adventures, you never know who’ll do the talking!
• 4:57 Saying “What got into you eight?” just doesn’t sound natural at all.
• 5:10 Oh, how I hate to see some of Disney’s best get ruined in the same video.
• 5:23 Good thing I’m not going to see this one as much as I did the last time…
• 5:25 The Creeper’s not alone!
• 6:14 So many characters, and Tennessee Tuxedo’s getting to do more than he did in his adventure of The Flintstones Movie. Huh?
• 6:15 First the Crepeer, now these guys. Our heroes are totally screwed!
• 6:19 Of course they do. They went to the House of Mouse together.
• 7:08 This is one of the most confusing stories in the world.
• 7:25 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 7:39 DUKE: Rabid fanboyism, that’s what!
• 7:53 *punches himself repeatedly*

Comments:

• “I so love this show. This is my kind of dance party.”
• “I loved that part from 6:07 to 8:07”
• “LOL Woody got scared of the Creeper as well as everyone else”
• “Hey, Yakko, guese what, I will be guest starring Brer Fox and Brer Bear in Pooh’s Adventures of Winx club, and maybe in season 4, I can have the Grand Duke say something like "So we met again, Bloom, for the last time”. Doesn’t that sound intresting?“
• ”*mass role-playing*“
• "wtf. Who are you people? For god’s sake, if you want to write a fan fiction, write a dang fan fiction! I’ve got nothing against creativity, but stop flooding the dang comments. Oh, and by the way? All I wanted to do was find one line from this episode of scooby doo. ONE LINE. I wasn’t looking for a weirdly edited mix of eighthundred different animated movies of ambiguous quality. God dang Youtube. Nothing against you guys being creative. This is just so far off from what I was looking for.”
• “this is retarded. you’re messing up a classic cartoon”

And now, kiddies, a double feature! First, we start off with Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper, a short, or so the person who thinks he is Yakko Warner (and claimed that he got permission) says. After that comes Pooh’s Adventures of The Dark Crystal. The first part is said to be one of the worst, which is strange considering that the highest-viewed Pooh’s Adventure is only close to being 50% good according to the ratings. Which one will be a worse concept? Let’s find out, shall we?

• 0:31 It doesn’t have to be Walt Disney Animation Studios. DisneyToon Studios and Walt Disney Television Animation have made movies, too.
• 1:10 Watermark!
• 1:34 This better not be recorded with a camera.
• 1:40 Assuming it’s actually “special”.
• 1:52 Oh, boy. Get ready for hell.
• 2:00 Okay! *rushes downstairs*
• 2:10 Double feature, schmouble schmeature. There’s nothing special about that at all.
• 2:11 What do you think I am, stupid?
• 2:15 Really? What mystery is there to be solved? Why these videos are so popular?
• 2:17 At least he used annotations for a better purpose.
• 2:20 I feel like I’ve spent two hours already.
• 2:23 Not at all. Because we do get to see the cast of Toy Story, Tip and Dash from The Little Mermaid II, Garfield, Poky, Shy and Ttark!
• 2:25 *looks at the rating bar* Mwa, mwa, mwaaaaaah!
• 2:48 So this video might not have been recorded with a camera, but it does contain a subliminal Pongo.
• 2:51 Him again? Hopefully, he’ll have more to do than the last time…
• 3:01 Another Pooh’s Adventures cliché - the Grand Duke is the villain!
• 3:09 Am I glad I get to use the “mega crossover” tag.
• 3:37 So we get a collab, by the most creative filmmaking duo since Friedberg and Hussein!
• 4:04 So, who’s going to be the villain? The Grand Duke, or the Creeper?
• 4:18 Oh, boy…
• 5:27 So far, it’s Pooh. That’s quite normal by Pooh’s Adventures standards.
• 5:31 *facepalm* You’ve never seen a school dance at home? School dances are SCHOOL dances!
• 5:34 That’s because Andy wasn’t old enough for prom until this decade, and he gave you away the year this video was posted.
• 5:38 But it’s not legal for a toy to talk to humans!
• 5:43 TENNESSEE: Or my chance to actually do something!
• 5:57 DAPHNE: *in her head* We’re gonna need a bigger van…
• 6:05 BUGS: I knew I shouldn’t have taken that left turn at Disneyland!
• 6:06 BUGS: *gasp* If anything, don’t eat my ex!
• 6:08 BUGS: My nephew! Don’t eat him!
• 6:09 BUGS: If anything, please don’t take the meat recipe!
• 6:13 BUGS: *faints*
• 6:20 It’s the same kind of background talk from The Magic Voyage. Perfect.
• 6:40 Notice how the audience becomes silent whenever they show up?
• 6:44 Please, for the love of God, be curious. Mystery Inc. doesn’t want the obvious to ruin the mystery.
• 6:53 I’m guessing everyone in the van got high and started talking to lions, this being a 60’s show and all…
• 7:08 Buzz just took the words right out of Fred’s mouth. No, really.
• 7:30 None of your business, former smart Alec.
• 7:34 So that’s what happened to the script.
• 7:53 Just sit there and comment about each shenanigan, and you’ll get more views!

What do you think so far? Well, let’s take a look at the comments:

• “Now this is my kind of a show. A episode before the full length movie.
• "for the first time in my life i’ve pooh and friends in the scooby-doo series. so cool!”
• “Great start, Yakko. I even liked the part when you and your siblings host the show. (pause) Wait a minute. You and Toonguy500 had added me, Woody, Buzz Lightyear and the mutant toys onto Jeepers It’s the Creeper?! No way! That’s amazing! And I also liked the way how you did that Pooh intro and Scooby-Doo intro.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “This short movie is cool, I’m so adding this to my Happy Halloween 2010 playlist.”
• “GAY!”
• “blow me”
• “upload the original shit. fucking dumb ass”
• “The uploaded just wanted to make a fit, so don’t be mean to him/her, alright? Maybe you’re the one who’s a dumbass, dumbass!”
• (the creator) “IT’S A CROSSOVER!!! WHY DON’T YOU BUY THE DVD?! >:(”
• “WTF stop intruding”
• “wanker”
• “false advertisement”
• “scooby doo is a disney show??”
• “Ok… I am gonna go kill myself now…”
• “fuckin shit!!!!!”
• “Thanks I laughed!”
• “you can ignor the people who dislikes your videos i think there wicked. just splended.”
• “why can’t anyone just upload the actual episodes?! why does it have to be this retarded ass shit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
• “T_T”
• “u loser u ruined scooby doo”
• “probaly took u a long time to put it togheter its ok, no its great, no its awesome, wait no its BRILLIANT yea brilliant imma thumbs up”
• “longest intro ever!! thing doesnt actually start until like 4:40 or so…and seriously? this is a crap job”
• “this is stuipid”
• “Thanks a lot ass hole my 2 year old son "WAS” really excited about watching an actual Scooby Doo video"
• “Intro was too long!”
• “what did you do D:”
• “Who’s idea was this?”
• “idk why you people make these stupid videos like this its so dumb and annoying i just wanna watch the show and not have all this other crap in it”
• “OH C,MOOOOOOONNN”
• “i don’t know about the world but crossovers are too interesting”
• “great you made my childhood cry i hope your happy YakkoWarnerMovies101!”
• “da fuk is this shit?”
• “I agree…..this is shit!”
• “this is the embodiment of autism”
• “wtf is wrong with you ”
• “Allow to correct you: this is the embodiment of UNRESTRAINED autism. As someone with Asperger’s, I had strange crossovers in my head as a kid (Like Bernstein Bears and Star Wars….WAIT!) and still have interests others might make fun of. Yet I don’t go parading them about in such an uncreative, sloppy manner.”