Heck No Pooh's Adventures

We're Doing a Sequel

• (after Gonzo’s idea): Vanellope: It’s about a racer who takes part in a heist, and it’s called The Fast and the Sugar Rush|Barney: Um, what else we got?

These adventurers are even incapable of decent puns.

Pooh's Adventures Series: To Be Made by CarltonHeroes

• Winnie the Pooh Goes to the Titanic
• Pooh’s Adventures of Dante’s Peak
• Winnie the Pooh Enters The Hindenburg
• Pooh’s Adventures of X-Men: The First Class (prequel)
• Winnie the Pooh Tries to Help The Hulk
• Pooh’s Adventures of King Kong (2005)
• Winnie the Pooh Fights With The Incredible Hulk
• Pooh’s Adventures of The War of the Worlds (2005)
• Winnie the Pooh Runs Away from the Twister

Somebody stop this guy.

Pooh's Adventures of Les Miserables (2012)

Songs

• “It Takes All Sorts” - Misty, Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Chomper and Alice
• “Love Is A Song” - Robin Hood
• “Heigh Ho” - The Seven Dwarfs
• “If I Didn’t Have You” (from Monsters’ Inc) - Robin Hood and Little John
• “A Duo” - Tiger, Fievel, Little John and Littlefoot

This is why Disney stuck with Quasimodo instead.

Pooh's Adventures of Soul Surfer

• Music from Thumbelina (composed by Barry Manilow) in the scene of Pooh remembering the tsunami in Thailand.

Yes, he even has Pooh’s Adventures of The Impossible planned. CarltonHeroes has an even stronger desire to take a shit on true stories than Reese Ambler.

Pooh's Adventures of The Crucible

Evidence that nothing, and I mean nothing, is sacred.

Winnie the Pooh Says The Mummy Returns

Winnie the Pooh Says The Mummy Returns? That makes less sense than just calling it “Pooh’s Adventures of The Mummy Returns”.

Pooh's Adventures of The Scorpion King

Pooh’s Adventures of The Scorpion King is an upcoming film to be made by CarltonHeroes and FantasyFilms2011. It will appear in a near future.

I suppose this guy isn’t aware that Benny quit the Adventure video bandwagon months ago.

Oh yeah, and Hanna-Barbera’s Paw Paws guest star in this and reveal to be Yogi Bear’s cousins.