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Just because this movie looks like something out of an ecstatic child’s imagination doesn’t mean the playtime needs to be interrupted by some weirdo shoving large plush dolls into the action.

Just because this movie looks like something out of an ecstatic child’s imagination doesn’t mean the playtime needs to be interrupted by some weirdo shoving large plush dolls into the action.

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Oh look, they even have the Autobots. Stuington’s out of his god damned mind.

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Cue Marahute trying to save the hundreds of trains (and big fish no less) from falling down the waterfall.

Cue Marahute trying to save the hundreds of trains (and big fish no less) from falling down the waterfall.

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Unless he’s aiming for the very dark Spike Jonze version, like I said, not even books are sacred.

Unless he’s aiming for the very dark Spike Jonze version, like I said, not even books are sacred.

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Stuington is the same guy who thought it would be acceptable to give these characters guns no matter how old they are.

Stuington is the same guy who thought it would be acceptable to give these characters guns no matter how old they are.

As if CG trains and Flash-animated ponies weren’t mind-blowing enough, now we have Dusty, Rattlesnake Jake, dozens of fan-made trains and giant fish out of water.

People like this.

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HE IS PROUD OF THIS.

HE IS PROUD OF THIS.

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With those dinosaurs on board, the ship would’ve sunk by now.

With those dinosaurs on board, the ship would’ve sunk by now.

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Remember - no violence allowed!

Remember - no violence allowed!

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Jan 8
Poor Dipper clearly has no clue why he was dragged into this.

Poor Dipper clearly has no clue why he was dragged into this.

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Jan 5
Apparently not even books are sacred.

Apparently not even books are sacred.

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Jan 4
They seem to have fixed the whole “Sophie and Sky from Mamma Mia” problem, but that doesn’t mean to say they’ve fixed Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s relationship.

They seem to have fixed the whole “Sophie and Sky from Mamma Mia” problem, but that doesn’t mean to say they’ve fixed Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s relationship.

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I love how we can barely see Anna at all.

They ruined Fatal Fury.

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Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 8. Expect a bonus ending when Yakko deliberately reminds you about it.

  • 3:53 Is this a homage to the “as himself” credit or is Yakko just being stupid again?
  • 4:53 He still hasn’t made that other ridiculous Pooh + Ash thing yet. Come on! Bring on the nightmares!
  • 6:05 Yakko was aware of his ludicrous casting once. He should be aware of it now!
  • 7:46 LOL, ytpo.

  • Absence of guest stars: image
  • Questions left unanswered: image
  • Pointlessness: imageimage
  • Weirdness of Doc Brown: image
  • Characters coming out of the blue: image

Overall: 5.6/5

-0.12/10. There were no extra villians to tackle and very little screen time available for their presence. What the hell is the point? All they could do were steal lines, follow the heroes, look at things and bury a bell the wrong way. Basically they’ve turned something interesting into something not only cringe-inducing but really boring. Godzilla witnessing the birth of Jesus and all, this may not be as heartbreaking as the Grinch video, but it surely is stupider and more confusing than the Thomas+Twilight Father Christmas video. Well, since I can’t seem to fit Yakko and Reese’s triple feature in, all we have to do is wait for the next Scooby-Doo crossover and see what hell truly is like. Happy now, Ben Vanneste? Happy fucking holidays to smart people everywhere.

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