Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, or should I say, Pooh’s Adventures of an Assortment of Muppets, Good Animation and Stupid Live-Action Comedies, part 4. Did you know at all that Frogger used to be a cartoon?

• 0:00 Wartropolis is that spaceport from Treasure Planet now?!
• 0:34 And now the frogs are aliens. Good God, video…
• 2:10 Now the pun doesn’t make much sense!
• 2:54 We can already tell she’s a cat person.
• 3:11 You forgot to subtitle that damn introduction.
• 4:08 The guy who created this video must think he’s created one epic adventure.
• 4:57 Pocahontas. Of course.
• 5:08 How many ships are there?
• 6:33 So the princess is now that girl from The Rescuers?
• 6:41 This isn’t a movie! It’s someone changing the channel!
• 7:26 The cowboys turned into fish.
• 7:30 But who blew them?
• 7:37 The Parent Trap? Now, I’ve seen some good crossovers mixing both animation and live-action movies together to make a story. This is doing it wrong. Who’s supposed to be talking?
• 7:49 Finally, actual cartoon frog footage.
• 8:13 No! No Home on the Range bunny rabbit!
• 8:27 No, no! No more Pocahontas footage! I want Ian McKellen as he appeared in Flushed Away!
• 9:01 Can anyone help me explain this entire story?
• 11:03 So the princess is Pocahontas?

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 3. Did you know at all that there is a movie called The Princess and the Frog?

• 0:11 Talk about a Blind Owl.
• 1:03 He’s been kidnapped!
• 2:09 All I can follow from this video is Anastasia’s parents have been cursed, Mulan is gone and Christopher Robin’s friends believe that he’s gone missing when he’s really gone somewhere else.
• 3:33 This is the second Pooh’s Adventure I’ve seen that introduces Pooh using footage from The Search for Christopher Robin, and yet this one sucks even more.
• 3:59 Good thing this is meant to be an original story, otherwise I’d be screaming with rage at these musical numbers.
• 5:28 Two people actually believe that is not Skull.
• 6:26 Did I forget to mention how poor the frame rate has suddenly become?
• 6:57 
• 7:05 Ladies and gentlemen, the making of a Pooh’s Adventure.
• 7:13 Through the middle of this part I advised the creator to mute when subtitling, and just because he took that advice doesn’t mean I should stop riffing.
• 7:24 THESE PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 7:45 THESE PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 8:02 DAVID SPADE AND CHRIS FARLEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 8:18 You had to wait until then to use actual frog pictures?
• 8:23 Ah, a true sign of pure laziness. Did you know at all that Winnie the Pooh has more than one movie, not to mention a whole franchise?
• 8:30 Good grammar and extremely poor editing do not mix.
• 8:43 THIS GUY WAS A CHARACTER IN BLACK SHEEP.
• 8:59 You did know, yet you could only use images for the conversation? [link]
• 9:00 These frogs are very strange beings, I tell you.
• 9:09 Now Francis and Buzz are the two guys from Disney’s Around the World in 80 Days? [link]
• 9:28 Oh dear, I’m getting a TheNewStoryteller vibe here…
• 9:57 Despicable Me? What the hell kind of adventure is this supposed to be?
• 9:59 So Wartropolis is in Egypt now?
• 10:02 Not even the visuals are fooling anyone.
• 10:20 Is Mulan the princess now?
• 10:25 Where is Wartropolis anyway? Russia? China? America? Britain? Egypt? China? [link]
• 10:38 He finally used the reaction shot from Pooh’s Heffalump Movie, and that’s still irritating.
• 10:40 Who’s the cow supposed to be?
• 11:04 What’s with the Muppet Treasure Island song? Who’s the boy supposed to be?
• 11:53 Who are Gonzo and Rizzo supposed to be?

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 2. Did you know at all that there is a movie called Freddie as F.R.O.7?

• 0:26 We know that’s Anastasia, you dumbshit. Stop screwing with history even harder! (No offence to Anastasia)
• 1:53 I said MUTING. This has so much failed subtitling it makes that Father Christmas video look clean.
• 2:50 Don’t you mean Captain Frax?
• 3:51 WORST SUBTITLING EVER.
• 4:57 Huh? Another movie?
• 5:00 Oh. A real Disney movie. (No offence to Anastasia) Isn’t this supposed to be about pirates?
• 5:04 Two fathers? Ana- I mean, Lilly, must be one odd princess.
• 5:36 End of movie confusion, back to reason as to why things like this get made confusion.
• 6:43 I might have to say it all the way through, but what is supposed to be going on here?

Well, camcorders have been used in LP’s, and previous Pooh’s Adventures functioned like LP’s, so it was inevitable that we had a camcorder Pooh’s Adventures.

Frogs? You mean the B-movie where a town is infested by a swarm of killer frogs? Eh, I could’ve already imagined that Pooh would take on horror. *reads the description* … Captain Frax? Princess Lilly? Wartrop- *searches for the names listed*

You managed to think up your own characters, whoever you are, and yet the best you could do with them was make the whole thing a Pooh’s Adventure. Well, while the guy who submitted this already reviewed it, the same thing happened with Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days. Let’s riff, not just analyse, Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 1.

• 0:00 Oh great, it’s already suffering from disneyJSman syndrome.
• 0:23 Childish Disney logo! Boo!
• 0:31 Two logos from WETA Digital in a row. Peter Jackson would be so ashamed.
• 1:09 Ironic how a logo commonly seen in educational programs could appear in something so brainless.
• 1:40 You don’t see this everyday in a Pooh’s Adventure. I’ll give him that.
• 2:05 Actually, they’ve flown spaceships and battled giant monsters. Would they count as the greatest?
• 8:27 And now that tender moment from the beginning of Pooh’s Grand Adventure is butchered by the opening of Muppet Treasure Island, and the creator was clearly too lazy to cover up the opening credits.
• 8:44 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 8:51 Your Star Wars opening crawl isn’t fooling anyone but the idiots who like these videos.
• 9:13 Couldn’t even film it directly from the movie, huh?
• 9:27 Kermit’s going to be involved, isn’t he? I sure hope so.
• 11:23 It exploded us all the way to Russia.
• 11:38 So how did Pooh go back all those years?
• 11:43 MUTING. It isn’t that hard. Also, that’s a very badly place subtitle. Also, it appears that Russia is populated by frogs. Also, apparently those people are supposed to be frogs. Also, people like this.

The guy who put Vanellope von Schweetz into Perfect Blue puts another poor, computer-generated little Disney girl into a zombie film. The hell is wrong with this guy?!

The entire cast of the least logical crossover adventure series ever made.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

My God, what have they done?

This makes Rat Race look like…

…well, you know what.

P.S. the Guest Star for the Film Are Ash and his Friends Littlefoot and his Friends the Vultures Jiminy Cricket Zazu Kronk Yakko Wakko Dot Mewtwo the Good Fairy Slimer Stay Puft C-3PO R2-D2 Zilla Aisling Darth Vader Boba Fett Harry Ron Hermione Dylan the Latest Buzz Gang Mickey Donald Goofy Alex Marty Melman Gloria the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Tiny Toons Simba Nala Timon Pumbaa Ronald Mcdonald and his Friends Mike Sully Earl and his Family the Simpsons Gina Vendetti Milhouse Vanhouten Alex Whitney Ttark Genie and Louis

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