Heck No Pooh's Adventures

It was Trainboy’s birthday yesterday and he is now 20, apparently. What prizes did he get? Shooter games? A boxset of Breaking Bad? Nope, just some paints and toy trains. I’m 19 and I get better presents than this.

Anyway, here’s his audition for the voice of Rex. Personally, I don’t see any difference to his own voice in his impression, he already sounds like a hybrid of Wallace Shawn and that nerdy kid from The Polar Express.

0:08 Yes you are, Jon. Yes you are.

Alright, alright. One last Trainboy54 video for now. And it’s his latest episode, Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 56: Monster from the Id, where the gang explores Candace’s mind. Just imagine if instead they explored Jon’s…

• 1:08 *insert subtitle saying “and Jon” here*
• 1:09 You’re using your phone.
• 1:39 How Jon talks is such a contrast to how quickly Candace talked just then.
• 2:09 Did some research this time. Jon stole Baljeet’s line. Like I said, life sucks with someone like him around.
• 3:42 I told you it was your phone. Dweeb.
• 3:52 And now he’s giving me seizures as a scheme of revenge. CURSE YOASDHLDGJS:PSGSGATU{(£$T
• 4:04 *insert Simpsons Movie joke here*
• 4:10 How the hell does he turn into a damn train?!
• 4:24 And how did he get in there if he isn’t plugged in?
• 4:41 And how can a train like that even move in an environment like this? Isn’t he too big anyways?
• 5:09 Actinnnng!
• 5:44 A screenshot of Thomas with a 54 written on his side and a poorly drawn face.
• 5:55 We still need an explanation to how Trainbastard got into Candace’s subconscious without plugging himself in, and somehow turned into a bloody train!
• 6:16 Or two thumbnails from Google Images, to be precise.
• 6:57 Wait, what do contact lenses have to do with Alice in Wonderland?
• 8:15 Trainbore just flipped his trainsona’s mouth vertically? Why couldn’t he do that in the first place?! Or just use the colour picker?
• 8:28 *facepalm* I fucking hate you…
• 8:59 That monster just appeared all of a sudden and you have to slow things down. Drink some coffee, damnit.
• 9:06 Trainbox, you are a TRAIN. Trains do not move sideways. Not even Thomas.
• 9:16 He used footage of Thomas this time? Why could he do THAT in the first place?
• 9:52 Oh, if only Trainbob was standing there.
• 10:37 HOW DID HE GET INSIDE WITHOUT BEING PLUGGED IN?
• 10:50 That face sums this all up.
• 10:53 Please answer my question! And why did he appear as a train?!
• 11:00 Act……….ing!
• 11:10 And this is best facial expression he could pull.
• 11:15 *insert running gag here*
• 11:28 Kommodore Guild! Oh, I finally said that!

• Line robbery: 
• Editing contradictions: 
• Thomas abuse: 
• Brain rape: 
• I can’t believe it’s not clopping: 

Overall: 5/5

0/10. What the hell is the point of these videos anyway? Does he think he can actually be funny just by copying the actions of a Channel Awesome reviewer, stating the obvious and taking over specific dialogue? And why do these get respect? He sounds like a deeper Eddie Deezen, his face can’t act and he ruins scenes that are supposed to be funny as if he doesn’t have a sense of humour. Well, that’s just about enough making fun of Trainbaby54. Tune in next time where I hopefully return to everyone’s favourite crossover victim!

Here is what Trainboy calls a “Fail Reel”. Pff, yeah, like he didn’t already show any sign of failure in the episode itself.

Which music label is Trainboy54 a part of?

Virgin Records!

ROFLMAO! Anyway, we’re going to be looking at another video by this interesting specimen known as Trainboy54. In this episode, he joins his friends to celebrate Mom’s birthday. No, not his Mom’s. *eyes that Halloween video of his* Anyway, here's Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 35: Mom’s Birthday. Boy, this better not have a musical number…

• 0:02 Oh, please. Really?
• 0:11 The face of Jon as he was editing this.
• 0:20 My eyes were already bleeding. My ears won’t take the same kind of torture!
• 0:21 Fans? There are fans?
• 0:34 Yeah, because you’ve only gotten evidence from a few people.
• 1:39 Agh, it’s the exact same subtitles from The Eds’ Adventures of the PPG Movie!
• 2:26 You, on the other hand…
• 2:46 [link]
• 2:59 Points for not dubbing them.
• 3:02 Life isn’t the same when you’ve got a douchebag Eddie Deezen helping the boys out.
• 3:15 Hey! It’s the subtitles from Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals!
• 3:31 [link]
• 4:20 Worst birthday present EVER.
• 4:36 Beautiful? It’s as beautiful as Foodfight!
• 4:40 A cameo made just to steal lines!
• 5:13 Oh, jeez. Wouldn’t that hurt your brain?
• 5:59 Doofenschmirtz should be Candace and the arrow sign should be Jon.
• 7:25 Wait. We can’t have a Phineas and Ferb scene without a manchild Captain Obvious now, can we?
• 8:45 He has three arms. I knew it.
• 8:49 Of course they cant hold them up. They’re trains. And they can’t fit in a backyard!
• 8:51 You could at least have printed that out, jackass.
• 8:53 The guy that everyone loves, ladies and gentlemen!
• 8:57 ACKLEY: Because, as we all know, that’ll never happen to us!
• 9:13 Stop ruining the fast pace with your slow-paced blabber.
• 9:53 I’m supposed to be laughing here, you fucking idiot!
• 10:01 And that is how crossover adventure videos are made!
• 10:20 Stop it. You’re not a cartoon. I repeat. YOU’RE NOT A CARTOON.
• 10:23 At least share a house so that we could get some logic in this crossover.
• 10:41 And thank God you didn’t.
• 10:56 And poor Jon’s just sitting there, realising that he needs to be educated better.
• 11:36 Can’t you at least sit in your own backyard?
• 11:56 Trainboy’s a giiiirrrrl! Trainboy’s a giiiirrrrl!
• 12:16 Plus for actually getting a guitar, unlike the guy who just got a microphone copy-pasted onto his shoulder.
• 12:26 Minus for trying to sing.
• 12:33 Plus for lip-syncing.
• 12:43 Minus for singing. Poorly.
• 12:55 Which was ruined by a dumb Mandark.

• Captain Obvious: 
• Captain Obnoxious: 
• Lack of humour sense: 
• Train faggotry: 
• MS Paint: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. I’m actually liking what I’ve seen from this Phineas and Ferb show, and I should being the Bounty Hamster fanboy I am. But I think I’d rather watch more episodes without this annoying tramp. Crossover adventure creators cross the line when they invade such comedy as this, and yet their supporters still get entertainment as if it was 100% homemade. Case in point - god damned videos like this. Will I review another? One more, and I’ll take a rest and move on to Pooh. But we’ll just have to see which ones end up worse than this…

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 55: Sci-Fi Pie Fly, part 2. What’s ultimately confusing me is how he turned from a train into a human. Ah, this is Pooh’s Adventures, though. Why should logic and reason matter?

• 1:29 Harley Davidson and zombie posters?
• 1:44 BAWWW HAW HAWWWWW
• 1:50 Poor kid doesn’t even have a real phone.
• 2:44 Trainboy and Candace, sitting in a tree! V-I-R-G-IN-I-TY!
• 3:01 Just from that single word, my ears are already burning.
• 3:02 Eh, this is badly edited and embarrassing, but less offensive than luisbonilla.
• 3:03 
• 3:09 That “hey” was even worse than the last one!
• 3:18 Okay you guys, I’m finally laughing.
• 3:39 *steals a joke from Madison Skull* NEIGHBOUR: Honey, that special needs kid is jumping around singing to his imaginary girlfriend again! WIFE: Now, hush dear, ignore him. He’s just unintentionally making himself famous.
• 4:23 Same goes for you, Trainboy. Do something better with your life!
• 5:00 If only this got more views so that the dislike count could be redder than Friday.
• 6:10 That was the worst filler in the history of filler.
• 6:14 Any of you guys noticed that this is called Trainboy’s Adventures and yet all he is doing is talking to Candace?
• 8:30 We now interrupt this hilarious adventure to bring you a manchild’s lonely Vblog.
• 8:57 ACTING!
• 9:21 Hardy har har. Hyukity hyuk. Yuck.
• 9:44 You’re breaking the rules of miming - no talking. Or else you explode.
• 9:48 Now Trainboy’s being creepy in two ways.

• Virginity: 
• Virginity: 
• Virginity: 
• Virginity: 
• Virginity: 

Overall: 10/5

-1/10. Good effin’ Lord. This guy just might be the worst case of self insertion in the Pooh’s Adventures community. Not even nose-pickers and live-action Peter Griffins can be this embarrassing. Not even Benny’s gang could sing that bad. Not even Reese could be this annoying. Not even I act that stupid at my age. Will I be doing any more videos from this guy? Unfortunately, I plan to. See you on the next episode!

We now return to Trainboy! I wanted a video to riff where Trainboy has a beard and the second part isn’t blocked, and I did manage to find one. Time to watch a whole Phineas and Ferb episode for real this time! Begin Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 55: Sci-Fi Pie Fly.

• 0:31 Ugh, I don’t even need to watch the first episodes. He probably didn’t have a beard at that time. Also, he is supposed to be Trainboy himself, hence the “54”. Jesus H. Christ.
• 0:52 As a good friend of mine asked, HOW DO REAL TRAINS MANAGE TO FIT INSIDE A BASEMENT?
• 0:59 There’s already a talking train in your team, so anything’s possible!
• 1:24 The problem with these videos is that in scenes that show all the people listening, the editing is too cheap to include whoever the creator wants to involve.
• 1:43 Hear that bit of the music ending? That’s what these Pooh’s Adventures videos are all about - forcing questions into answers that don’t even need them.
• 2:22 More good humour ruined by a fecking train.
• 2:24 And he’s wearing grey lipstick.
• 2:39 Shouldn’t you be outside helping them? You’re already a manchild.
• 4:39 Why is he using this effect? Whoever he’s trying to cover up, he’s not doing a very good job at it.
• 4:44 Yes, people like even this.
• 4:55 Good idea! Have fun on My Strange Addiction.
• 5:13 Well, the Tri-State Area is officially doomed.
• 5:31 Trainboy, 1. You’re ruining a joke, and 2. That’s a very bad print.
• 5:40 Forget-your-lines cuts! Forget-your-lines cuts everywhere!
• 5:49 My face right now.
• 5:54 TB, we can still hear the guy you’re trying to replace.
• 5:58 Me too! *clicks the X button*
• 6:02 You paused too early, Trainboy.

Trainguy auditions for the voice of Jenny.

*pushes the button of denial*

“feel free to do your own version” Oh Lord.

Halloween’s coming up, so here’s something really scary! No, it’s not a ghost, a zombie or a British PSA. It’s another crossover Adventure video. Now, I haven’t seen an episode of Phineas and Ferb yet. Nor have I watched Gravity Falls. Well, Bounty Hamster is a great show and Swampy worked on that as well. So it’s about time I did watch an episode, didn’t I? Well, sorta. It’s been ruined by some train-loving creep who wants to be in that Phineas and Ferb movie so badly. Well, here’s Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 45: That’s the Spirit, part 1.

• 0:04 You got that right.
• 0:12 Oh, damn. Just when I laughed.
• 0:15 What’s with the Movie Maker effects?
• 1:18 Oh, no. Prepare for unrestrained ASD.
• 1:26 Wait. It’s not a boy? IT’S A MAN?! *sobs* I forgive you, AJsongz!
• 1:33 Ladies and gentlemen, Reese and his little brother are officially geniuses.
• 1:39 I agree, Phineas and friends. I agree.
• 1:48 And he’s doing impersonations now? I’m sorry for ever judging you, Rafiki impersonator!
• 1:53 Well, you are creeping me out…
• 2:10 At least add subtitles like Benny the Beast would do!
• 2:19 I feel like the rest of this commentary is just going to be jokes about mental institutions. *holds out a straitjacket in preparation*
• 2:40 How do you know? It’s even less likely than I that you’re going to ever touch one.
• 2:47 The Thomas fandom, I tell you…
• 2:50 To be fair, his Phineas impression is not the worst.
• 3:00 Oh God. How many times do I have to say “Oh God”?
• 3:17 You know your train impression sucks when the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it’s more charismatic than Waynopercy.
• 3:29 No, Trainboy. What are you talking about?
• 3:35 Okay, now I’m confused. He’s the narrator now?!
• 5:13 This is the face I’ve been making the whole scene through.
• 5:45 There’s a manchild whose only friends come from a Disney cartoon!
• 6:12 The cry of my childhood as it gets flushed down a manchild’s toilet.
• 6:40 Speaking of which, when are we going to see more of Trainbitch anyway?
• 7:34 Well, that was an incredibly upsetting flashback.
• 7:38 And it overpowers anything else in your tiny mind.
• 7:57 Everything you’d rather be doing than embarrassing yourself on YouTube.

Part 2 has been blocked in the UK, but here’s all I can say:

• Embarrassment: 
• Bad impersonations: 
• Nightmare fuel: 
• Bad parenting: 
• Manchildishness: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. I’m sorry, but I haven’t cracked up or even cried this much since I watched Birdemic. Just from watching those 8 minutes, I feel even better about myself than before. I may have ASD myself, but I don’t think it goes as far as this. I know not to embarrass myself that harshly without knowing what I’m doing. This guy on the other hand, is worthy of attention from the troll community. With a beard like that, he should know better. Not even Chris-chan has a beard. And it turns out that he’s done much more crossovers like this, so I’ll check them out whenever possible. In the meantime, Trainboy, look at your life! Look at your choices! That is all. Happy Halloween.

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