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Pooh’s Adventures of… Stand By Me?!

• Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) guest star in this film.
• Ash, Stan, and their friends have made many guest appearances together in many Land Before Time crossover films starting with Littlefoot’s Adventures of We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story.
• This is an NTSC film with NTSC bits from the Winnie the Pooh films, the Pokémon films, and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
• This is one of a few Winnie the Pooh crossover films in which Stan and the gang make guest appearances.
• In order to make this film appropriate for children under 17 the same way as Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, all of the mature content will be removed from the actual movie itself, the clips from the South Park TV series and film, and the Achmed clips and Lard*** will be renamed “Lardbutt”.
• During the train bridge scene, while the train is approaching and right after Vern says “Oh, shoot”, Ash is dubbed as Littlefoot shouting “Run!”.
• This is the first guest appearance of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in a Pooh’s Adventures film, as he previously appeared in Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of Aladdin and Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of The Return of Jafar (where he worked for Jafar).
• Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) will be working for Ace and his gang of bullies in this film.
• The only reason why the South Park characters are in this film is because both South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and Stand by Me were rated R by the MPAA, although the film will be entirely censored.
• This is the third Pooh’s Adventures film with an R-rated film (although this film is re-edited to make it appropriate for children under 17); the first two being Pooh’s Adventures of Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (which was unedited) and Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (which is re-edited just like this film).
• This is by far the only “Pooh’s Adventures” of a film based on any story by Stephen King, this one being his novella “The Body”.

But wait! There’s also Littlefoot’s adventure.

• SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Rex, Woog, Elsa, Dweeb, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewiz, Papa Mousekewitz, Bron, Shorty, Ali, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Pterano, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, King Julien, Maurice, Mort, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), Terk, Tantor, Louis, Ray the Firefly, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Sebastian, Jesse Greenwood, Elvis, Randolph Johnson, Nadine, Celebi, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Vultures (Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket, Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky, Kirby, Fu Dog, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Roger Rabbit, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Jack Skellington, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, The Great Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, The Eletric Mayhem, and Rizzo the Rat), Chanticleer, Mrs. Brisby, Jeremy the Crow, Eris, Dr. Facilier, The Horned King, Creeper, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Ursula, The Machine, The Carnotaurs, The Grand Duke of Owls, Warren T. Rat, Cat R. Waul, Chula, Carface, Killer, Hades, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Ranamon, Lord Rothbart, Sheldon J. Plankton, Scar, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, The Shredder, The Machine, Ozzy and Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus and Sierra, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, Makunga, Clayton, Oogie Boogie, and Team Rocket (Cassidy and Butch) guest star in this film.

I honestly refuse to live on this planet any longer.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 12, the credits. Find out how insane BowserMovies really is.

• 2:39 That’s all you knew about Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy? For shame.
• 3:18 And I thought Jar Jar Binks was annoying!
• 3:23 The one on the top is the most viewed, and the one with those Tennessee Tuxedo rip-offs. The one on the bottom? Sigh…
• 3:31 Please stop. You’re going to be placing Pooh into a PG-13.
• 3:38 GOD! And I thought George’s treatment was bad!
• 3:45 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 3:52 I’m just lucky that a lot of these were either deleted, or he never got round to doing them because he scheduled so many movies to Pooh on.
• 4:03 But wait! There’s unfortunately more.
• 4:11 You weren’t able to use any clips from that episode until now? Feck you, David!
• 4:52 Let me guess - this is supposed to lead to what we saw in Pooh’s Adventure of TMNT 3, which he did even less in.
• 4:57 Oh, yes. Laugh at the misfortune I had to watch this.

Comments:

• “This is great! This is one of the best movies.”
• WOW! CLIFFHANGER!“

So that’s the end of BowserMovies’ second ever Pooh’s Adventures video. And what did Pooh do?

• Presence of the movie: 
• Unrestrained autism:
• Irrelevance:
• Scrolling through the video:
• Ghostbusters:

Overall: 4.8/5

Similar to The Magic Voyage, this gets 0.04/10. It didn’t make me feel angry, it just left me sad. A lot of the people who enjoyed this have probably never seen the movie before. It makes sense when the person who created the video is below the age of, say, 14, but this came from a 22 year old man who was 19 when he made the video. Why did videos like this make Pooh’s Adventures so popular when Pooh hardly did anything? Lord knows. I mean, he only got to speak a few lines, and not as much as Rabbit.

A lot of the things the characters had to say were either "really” or a line someone in the movie was supposed to say, and this is especially a pain because it’s assuming the characters are that smart. Wouldn’t anyone be concerned if there were cartoon characters joining in with an exterminaition team, anyway? Whatever the reason, join me next time where I most likely riff on Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid II, because what’s a blog about the horrors of Pooh’s Adventures without the most viewed out of them all?

This video was suggested by Gregory Smith. Thanks for not being the only one to use your brain, Greg. 

P.S. I find it quite ironic that another Ghostbusters butchery starring Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy called “The Ed,edd N Eddy Advantures of Ghostbusters” had most of its parts blocked by Sony. Guess Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy in Castilian crossed with Ghostbusters in English was a little too bad.

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 11, the second to last. And Pooh’s line about hugging only appeared in the trailer. Damn marketing.

• 1:11 Finally. You moved!
• 1:18 THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON THIS VIDEO: *what Edd is saying*
• 1:24 *takes out the first ‘h’ and ’re’*
• 3:29 You know, this would be the perfect time for a cheering montage…
• 4:24 Where Pooh and his friends were the whole time.
• 4:51 *finally slams his head against the wall*
• 5:03 A sudden cameo by Hercules.
• 5:04 GOOD FAIRY: Not you, puppet.
• 5:14 Christopher’s been speaking in a rather unusual tongue compared to the last thing he said.
• 5:20 And Winnie the Pooh finally gets something to say.
• 5:33 SLIMER: *in his head* How’d he know?
• 5:37 POOH: Can we resurrect that marshmallow monster, too? Maybe shrink him down to size? And how about we tame the scary-looking dog?
• 5:39 Mirror effect!
• 5:41 Booooooooo. No, I’m not being a ghost here, Pooh. Boooooooo!

Comments:

• “Slimer has joined the group!! Well alright!!! Will you do Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters II?”
• “HEY BOWSER, when you make Pooh’s adventures of Star Wars episode 1, can you make Ash, Pikachu, Team Rocket, Slimer and EEnE guest star in the movie, please? When you make Pooh’s adventures of The Little Mermaid II: Return to the sea, can you make Ash, Pikachu, Brock, Misty, Team Rocket, EEnE and Slimer (and can add a suprise guest star along with them) guest star in this movie, please? And can you upload a trailer for Pooh’s adventures of the Little Mermaid II: Return to the sea? THANK YOU!”
• “can you do an Eds adventures in ghostbusters 1 and 2? 

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 10. The action builds up, and so do the toons’ actions. Kind of.

• 0:43 MEWTWO. STOP STANDING THERE LIKE YOU ARE A WEAKLING. YOU HAVE POWERS. YOU ARE A POKÉMON.
• 0:46 Please stop talking as if you are Harold Ramis.
• 0:48 See what you’re doing? Give'em a chance and say your own stuff!
• 1:43 And no toon was there to provide a screaming montage.
• 2:13 Oh, goodness. It’s that scene, isn’t it?
• 2:40 “Run, run, we gotta run” count: 3
• 3:02 Finally, they’re actually doing something for a change.
• 3:10 Because you haven’t done anything but steal others’ lines!
• 3:15 I agree.
• 3:40 Spoiler alert.
• 3:50 And by that you mean watch and make comments about it.
• 4:18 Just because Mickey Mouse appeared officially in a movie which mentioned that word, doesn’t mean it works with clips of Winnie the Pooh or Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy.
• 6:03 Come on, you dull excuse for a fairy. Use your magic wand and you’ll be top of the crew!
• 7:25 POOH: Look, my pals! We’ve found another new friend!
• 7:38 Who, the Marshmallow Man or that thing with the claws?

Comments:

• “How did Owl and Gopher get up there to sing the "No Chance” song?“
• "I thought the marshmellow man was Godzilla lolzlmaorofl”
• “I wanted to watch Ghostbusters, not Winnie The Pooh”
• “Stupid”
• “Its frosty the michelin man!”
• “LMFAO Well, if you were planning on pissing people off…congratulations.”
• “At THE most intense moment of this clip when Venkman says "Alright, this chick is toast!” I do NOT need to see a stupid pooh clip GET STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION!!!“

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 9. This part got 24 likes and 0 dislikes (until now). Why?

• 3:21 This is the only thing Mewtwo could do throughout this whole video - abandon powers for standing in the same place.
• 6:43 See how the long-term absence of cartoon characters can fool many?
• 7:39 Well, I guess one room’s occupied.
• 10:18 And the toons could do nothing but stand there and gasp. WORST GHOSTBUSTERS EVER.

Comments:

• “Hey, Bowser. How about teaming Pooh up with He-Man & She-Ra?”
• “hey can you do a movie called Ash & friends Adventures of The Secret of NIMH?”
• “What was that little character with the text "well” at about 03:19 looked like something out of pokemon.“
• "i hate the fact that he uses the stupid cartoon cutscenes :/”

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 8. Why does this part have more dislikes than the parts that barely gave the toons anything to do at all?

• 0:07 How many times will we be seeing these kinds of dialogue dominations in this part, I wonder?
• 0:13 Well, back to true commentary.
• 0:50 *head falls onto the desk* Ohhh, why?
• 1:03 Bill Murray was pointing. The dialogue theft is blatantly obvious this time.
• 1:53 “Run, run, we gotta run” count: 2
• 3:10 Rabbit’s been talking in this more than Pooh has. What is this, Rabbit’s Adventures?

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 7. This is going to be one short commentary.

• 5:33 His name ain’t Agian.
• 5:53 This guy’s so desperate…
• 6:19 Guessing this guy’s really having problems after the last part.

Comments:

• “favorite portion of the whole movie!”
• “2 people knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you”
• “01:51 If Pooh was really in this movie, then I’ll hope Disney would cut that scene ‘cause it’s not funny for the little ones!”
• “2 ppl dislikes Walter Peck”

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 6. The only sighting of a cartoon character appears at 3:13. I am not joking.

Comments:

• “This is great. Can’t wait for part 7. Can you do Pooh’s adventures of Spy Kids?”
• “LOVE THE ED, EDD AND EDDY SCENE XD”
• “8:42 the arm just grabbed her tits and keeps holding on!”

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 5. Mewtwo’s friends really aren’t doing their jobs well enough.

• 0:29 No, that’s a miniature ship.
• 0:44 How exactly can people like this when we don’t even get to see these toons shooting anything?
• 1:30 More like nowhere.
• 2:35 PIGLET: Don’t hurt the poor thing! He could be of some use to us in the next videos!
• 3:39 Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger, Eeyore, Piglet, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Mewtwo and the Good Fairy, please. Think about the environment you’re in.
• 4:44 And not a single cartoon in sight during this montage. Why do people like these things again?

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 4. When you hover the cursor over the player, then you’ll barely see any of these cartoons. No wonder. They only do jack.

• 4:35 But have you ever tried it?
• 5:13 Which you’re not even going to wear.
• 6:12 MANAGER: I think you got a ghost.
• 6:22 MANAGER: And just look at that one! It’s all blue and it sparkles!
• 7:57 The inexperienced cartoon boy speaks the truth.
• 8:18 Shouldn’t Rabbit say that? Well, in Pooh’s Adventures, everyone has the same intelligence.
• 10:30 That’s the only time we, ahem, read Mewtwo in this part.

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 3. So far, we’re barely seeing Pooh at all.

• 0:34 But, of course, you’re too young for that.
• 0:39 Hey, you have plenty of yen back at home.
• 0:41 I saw Pinocchio twice!
• 1:42 Because video makers like this don’t believe in pauses.
• 3:59 If Mewtwo were to appear on the TV, then it would be worth turning off earlier.
• 5:41 Shut up, Double D. You’re no Jimmy Neutron.
• 6:22 We can tell it’s Paw and Order. You attempt at fooling us isn’t going to work for everyone.
• 6:35 But how?
• 7:44 SIGOURNEY: …I quit. *walks out*
• 8:35 SIGOURNEY: I mean, you have cartoons I mostly haven’t heard of in your team! It’s as possible as that!

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 2. This is what happens when a Pokémon leads the Ghostbusters.

• 0:00 The Curse of Evil Tim? Not as scary as the curse of BowserMovies.
• 0:06 EDD: To, uh, borrow some grass? Libraries are the best places for grass, you know. Wait, are you seeing things again?
• 0:09 Even in the world of Cartoon Network, being friends with a Pokémon doesn’t make that much sense.
• 0:17 Those Eds must not have trained their Mewtwo very well.
• 0:33 He just got punched out of view.
• 0:36 Intriging indeed.
• 0:41 Crack pairings galore.
• 0:51 MEWTWO: It just wouldn’t be Pooh’s Adventures without them.
• 1:10 How in the world does he know Spengler’s name? Maybe he watched the movie beforehand.
• 1:16 Here we we again…
• 1:20 Well, that saved more time than anything done later.
• 1:54 I wonder how she’d feel if she saw that there’s a Japanese creature from the next decade standing near her.
• 2:33 Will he have the correct equipment, though? He goes naked. After all, Slimer isn’t part of the team yet.
• 2:36 POOH: She’s in my spaceship, ready to invade another universe.
• 2:38 Double D, you’re not reading the script right.
• 2:43 I’m going to have as much of a mind-blowing experience as when I saw a spaceship pop up in Beauty and the Beast.
• 3:12 “Ohhhhh” count: 1
• 3:22 That’s going to be one of the only few shots of Mewtwo in the entire video, isn’t it?
• 3:23 How should a kid you like you know?
• 3:37 Shouldn’t this be Mewtwo’s Adventures of Ghostbusters? Because Pooh can’t do anything but pretend to give a crap.
• 3:45 You have no idea.
• 4:06 BEAVIS: It turned yellow!
• 4:07 Ed’s a dope! How would he know what ectoplasm is?
• 4:37 My thoughts exactly.
• 4:53 Oh, bother. A power cut.
• 5:36 What, too lazy to use a clip from “Things That Go Piglet in the Night”?
• 6:01 Egon! Bust the ghost that’s talking to you and then do a scan!
• 6:11 I dunno, manchildren? I mean, really. This guy’s currently 22.
• 6:54 Cue the screaming montage!
• 7:23 Who put you in charge?
• 7:34 You see?
• 7:43 How about the toons around you? I mean, they’re basically lifeless.

Comments:

• “Whoa Mewtwo knows these guys besides Pooh and friends?”
• “How do mewtwo know the eds?”
• “How did Mewtwo know the Eds?”
• “these guys make nerds like me look cool.”
• “You bet they say it all the time and that line with "I Practice” and “How can you think of food” It’s really getting boring!“
• "absolutely GENIOUS! Love this mix!! Great work!”
• “Don’t people have jobs anymore? Go outside? At first I thought this was just a ruse to get GBs on youtube… But no, someone really thought this was worth assembling…”

Part 1 of one of Pooh’s earliest butcheries, Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters. Created by BowserMovies1989 in early 2009, this involves Pooh and friends being invited to join the Ghostbusters by apparent leader Mewtwo, with the help of Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy and the Good Fairy. Now you know why Bill Murray didn’t get the part of Eddie Valiant.

• 0:30 Notice how perfectly normal the Columbia logo looks compared to the Disney logo?
• 0:50 That’s what we all hate about Windows Movie Maker on XP - its failure to fade out properly.
• 0:51 By the looks of it, I’m in for some real punishment.
• 1:19 There’s your first sign of true ridicule!
• 1:22 Pooh Bear and hellhounds don’t mix unless he’s actually friends with Satan!
• 1:26 Soon to be able to join the Ninja Turtles, even though he can’t fit in their hideout. And neither can Godzilla.
• 1:31 Because just having Pooh there would be boring, here’s some anime!
• 1:35 And Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy, no less.
• 1:38 When the Good Fairy from Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night appears, you know you’re in for something truly ridiculous.
• 1:48 Why would you collaborate on that?!
• 2:04 Why not just cut out all the western elements? And why don’t 37 of its viewers even care?
• 2:45 Ah, yes. The failed disguise that is common in a lot of these videos.
• 2:59 Hey! Don’t cut them off! They haven’t started singing yet!
• 5:08 It’s true that the only thing scarier than ghosts is finding out that you’re in a Pooh Adventure.
• 9:24 Since when did New York become a desert?

Comments:

• “EEnE? What a pleasant suprise!”
• “That was CLOSE! For second there, I thought Pokemon Mania, which is a mental disorder that makes people put Pokemon characters in cherished animated classics and therefore ruining them, had gotten to you too.”
• “The intro is EPIC.”
• “where did u get ghostbusters from and wat about the walt disney pictures intro?”
• “dude im a big fan of your crossover videos so keep going making even more epic movies”
• “I like it, a mixture of shows and movies together, which can be making it into a movie." 
• "i got an idea do you like good burger ? then try pooh’s adventures of good burger and add meoldy/simba with kiara/ kusko/and don’t forget timon/pumbaa/ an kovu.”
• “This is so unessessary.”
• “this movie is great!!animation movies are gay dont watch theme cuz i saw the pics and they have bad coloring.so now im watching it on youtube but cant find any real ones so i wasnt forced but had to watch the movie with animation combined”

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)