Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 7. Half down, half to go!

• 1:01 But that was the best part!
• 1:02 I’m pretty sure they’re just clip art of Winnie the Pooh and friends pasted onto pictures of the Grand Canyon with Paint.
• 1:37 Even worse.
• 1:50 Lucky friggin’ guess!
• 2:07 Instead of being clever, this is just ridiculous.
• 2:19 Nothing new. Just the same picture pasted onto the same movie.
• 3:03 At least seeing this twice isn’t as irritating as introducing the whole gang.
• 3:18 70…
• 5:21 I’m telling you, this video just keeps getting lazier and lazier…
• 6:11 *gulps* At least I only get to drink this time…
• 6:37 ACK! A surprise party! I hate surprises!
• 7:14 No, but I have.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 6. There’s so little reaction shots in this video that the creator could do nothing but reuse them for this part. And go off-topic as well.

• 0:37 EEYORE: See? I told y- RABBIT: Yes, Eeyore. We’ve hit a paradox, alright.
• 2:09 Great. Another nasty thought about The Magic Voyage.
• 2:21 £500! *gets told that he cheated* £50 it is…
• 2:58 WE ALREADY SAW THIS.
• 3:47 This Pooh’s Adventure has officially gotten worse.
• 4:11 *collects a £10 note with a glum look on his face*
• 5:31 Oh, God. *drinks and eats*
• 5:37 AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOTHING’S BECOMING RELEVANT ANYMORE

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 5: In Which Chumley and Tennessee Tuxedo Still Don’t Get Enough Credit.

• 0:00 Not a single stuffed animal in sight again, only Chumley.
• 0:13 What?! I was expecting the movie! Douchebag!
• 0:38 Chumley gets to say something. Finally.
• 1:15 Pooh, I know your mind isn’t perfect, but you might need to realise who you’re actually talking to at this moment.
• 2:48 FRED: I would’ve done decent if that goddamn teddy bear didn’t distract me.
• 3:14 Nothing much. He’s just laughing at the people who support Pooh’s Adventures.
• 4:22 Yabba Dabba Pooh! That doesn’t mean anything good, though.
• 5:10 One of the only clever ideas in the video - apparently making them think mammoths are Heffalumps.
• 5:45 That’s the horror of super-squashed aspect ratios.
• 6:49 *collects another £10* I have the feeling that I’m not going to be rich enough. Make that £100!
• 6:57 Poor Tennessee…

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 4. In this part, stuff happens. Again. Tennessee doesn’t even contribute much.

• 0:00 Notice how you don’t even see Pooh on the DVD menu, but several Disney logos?
• 0:17 Then only speak in subtitles, Pooh! It’s the best way to keep dead quiet!
• 0:43 At the very least, you succeeded in keeping quiet.
• 1:00 Whaddaya know. Bamm-Bamm was raised by mastodons, and Wilma was raised by hyenas.
• 1:34 We’re experiencing some technical difficulties - our video has been infected by an overload of talking animals.
• 1:52 He’s provided a lot more than the cartoon animals following him around, at least.
• 2:08 What I hate about a lot of these videos is that they have to wait until the perfect time for a reaction shot. The Magic Voyage video had at least a lot to do for these characters.
• 2:44 Oh my. Tennessee Tuxedo got a sex change.
• 3:42 Oh, come on. Rabbit had the perfect reaction to say, “Language, bird!”
• 3:54 Is there anything this scene has to do with what’s going on?
• 4:20 WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS
• 4:24 SERIOUSLY WHY
• 5:03 I warned you TOkay, enough with the toilet humour.
• 5:20 Fred can see that, you duntz.
• 5:30 To hell with drinking games, I’m just going to see how many £10 notes I get for whenever they sit in a wheelbarrow and say “Ohhhh”.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 3. This just might be my most boring riff yet, and I’ve only done two.

• 0:09 Well, that loading screen’s certainly behaving better than before.
• 0:28 Thanks for making the subtitles readable again.
• 0:58 ACK! It’s a baby monkey! Run for it!
• 1:14 Rule 17 of Pooh’s Adventures - don’t expect them to just say “Oh.” Expect an even more overblown reaction.
• 2:01 Do I have to come over there and put duck tape on your penguin beak?
• 2:09 TIGGER: We really screwed history over this time, didn’t we, Pooh?
• 2:33 Now would be the perfect time for Pooh to gasp…
• 3:39 Uh… wha? Did they just find out that it’s not a special effect, but actual strength?
• 4:03 Movie criticism: It’s a bootleg version of the Dog Pound Hop!
• 4:36 Winnie the Pooh has just discovered fire!
• 4:49 See what I mean? We’re still watching Spookable Pooh.
• 5:05 Ask Pooh.
• 5:34 Pooh and Piglet are absent from this scene due to Piglet’s irrational fear of being mistaken for a skittle, hence the uncanny resemblance of his shape…
• 5:47 Or it could be his agoraphobia making him mishear things.
• 6:25 Did he just sent Bamm-Bamm back and adopt Piglet instead?
• 6:58 No. It doesn’t taste very good here.
• 7:02 Hopefully, this’ll be the only one. *takes a swig and a bite*
• 7:08 Comedeh galld.
• 7:38 POOH: Well, it doesn’t smell like any honey I’ve ever sniffed…
• 7:56 NARRATOR: …until they had to rush him to the hospital because of what he really ate.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 2. So far, it’s dull as usual. And I still have twelve parts to go.

• 0:06 I’m less surprised at how long it takes for this DVD to load.
• 0:11 At least that was shorter than in part 1.
• 0:33 It’s the same drunken dance I saw in the opening!
• 1:59 Uh-oh. Here comes trouble!
• 2:02 RABBIT: I don’t think we went back far enough.
• 2:04 At least I don’t have to suffer through another introduction sequence this time.
• 2:06 EEYORE: Stand corrected, Rabbit. We’ve hit a time paradox.
• 2:09 Good thing I’ve moved from a “Disney meets non-Disney” video to a “Disney and non-Disney meet non-Disney” video.
• 2:24 You had to wait until then to credit yourself?
• 3:25 POOH: Dino doesn’t look as friendly as he used to.
• 4:06 Clever at least that they’re taking note of the family’s sudden plastic surgery.
• 5:04 PIGLET: I think I’m going to barf!
• 5:26 Tigger’s reaction before finding out that the honey Bedrock provides is actually dinosaur piss.
• 5:58 Keep out of news you aren’t related to you, Tigger, or I’m going to force-feed you that honey.
• 6:31 *smashes one of the empty beer glasses on his head*

Woah, I lost weight pretty fast. Anyway, my good friend the Forbidden Douchebag has just requested me to take on the live-action Flintstones movie, Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie, put on a DVD no less. Here goes nothing. After all, it can’t be as bad as the one filmed with a camcorder, can it?

Can it?

• 0:00 I’m personally not surprised at how thin the DVD rip looks.
• 0:38 TV-G? I’d rather it was TV-BS.
• 1:36 Well, if anything, this is going to be the worst thing to come out of PBS Kids since Barney.
• 2:00 Seriously? Kratts’ Creatures Movies, Inc.? I would be even less surprised if they came up Wallace & Gromit’s World of Invention Snacks, Ltd.
• 2:02 If this made it onto the Closing Logo Group Wiki, then the Cheesy Factor would most definitely be Nightmare.
• 2:13 Keep out of this, HyperCam watermark.
• 2:34 Uh, no. We are still going to be expecting a Halloween special and not a riff on a live-action cartoon adaptation.
• 2:48 Just when I thought the editing would be far better than the last one I watched.
• 2:59 Assuming that shadow is actually a honey bee.
• 3:06 Assuming that’s a honey tree.
• 3:09 Yeah, right. All you do is stalk movies you don’t have anything to do with.
• 3:19 Wait, what?
• 3:40 I’m only 3:40 minutes in and already I find nothing special about this.
• 3:51 That would fit more without the cactuses.
• 4:33 That’s quite a departure from the videos that add subtitles below the book. Still would’ve been better if we couldn’t tell it actually was a western, especially with Piglet hearing his name in the REAL cartoon.
• 4:54 Editing!
• 5:37 For a play made by a young boy and his animal friends, the production values are outstanding.
• 6:24 KYLE MACLACHLAN: Pooh Bear! No, that doesn’t sound right…
• 7:20 What? I thought I was going to watch it in its own! What a colossal rip-off.
• 7:35 Well, logic seems to be fixing itself.
• 8:05 …not in the Stone Age, I tell ya!
• 8:16 So it’s not just the edits that state the obvious.
• 8:57 BLBLBLBLBLBLBL

• 0:00 Can any of you Americans hear a gravebed rumbling? Because I heard one earlier.
• 0:08 [link]
• 1:01 Are you kidding? Donald Duck did not play a part in this video. Neither did Daisy.
• 1:44 Oh boy, this is going to be exciting.
• 1:49 He’s probably already met Alice somewhere in an OFFICIAL Disney crossover, so it’s still stupid.
• 1:54 Oh, he’s definitely seen those guys. They performed in the House!
• 1:59 Well, at least Pooh got that holiday after all.
• 2:03 Pooh’s Adventures of Transformers Rivals!
• 2:10 You have gotta be kidding me. Did you know that the movie actually had Piglet’s silhouette among the many cameos?
• 2:25 Thanks? They didn’t lend you the footage! You recorded it on a camera!
• 2:31 *facepalm*
• 2:36 *loads his shotgun* Oh, I very much enjoyed it.
• 2:49 It’s not over yet? *sticks the gun in his mouth*
• 2:55 Well, time to make up for all the times that I missed Tigger having a group discussion. *sets up a giant beer container*
• 3:01 Hello? You saw him in Genoa.
• 3:25 Oops. Spoiler alert.
• 4:13 At long last.

Well, that was *hic* Winnie the Pooh and the Magic Voyage. I’m sure there’s going to *UUUUUUURP* be a much torturous experience for me, but I am sure glad almost two hours have come to a close. *vomits* I don’t even drink beer! LOOK AT WHAT I’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH, CHALLENGING MYSELF TO WATCH TWO HORRIBLE MOVIES AT THE SAME TIME! LOOK AT THE RESULTS OF THIS TWO HOUR DRINKING GAME! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPPY THAT I HAD TO WATCH ONE OF THE MOST SEXUAL CHILDHOOD RAPES IN MY LIFE! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY FOR THE PEOPLE THAT BECAME AROUSED BY THIS FOR NO REASON! I HOPE YOU’RE *vomits again* I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY, YOU LITTLE… Um… I’d rather not be that harsh, actually. Now to calm myself down, I’m going to shed off these pounds I earned from mass repetition. See me next time when I watch Pooh invading probably one of your submissions. Hopefully this experience won’t be as unhealthy…