Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 8. Isn’t this Pooh’s Adventures? If so, why is he mostly being wasted on repeated Tigger shots and screaming montages?

• 0:51 Manchild.
• 1:46 Only one scream. *breathes a sigh of relief*
• 2:03 Who? The plaque monsters, the heroes, or the guest stars? Please say the guest stars. They’ve caused a little too much vandalism lately.
• 2:30 *drinks* It’s funny how they added Ronald McDonald to a cartoon against high sugar dose.
• 2:32 Every single damn rabbit in the world is his cousin.
• 2:42 Why are they so frightened? Shouldn’t they ask, “What are you doing dressed up like that?”
• 2:44 Who, you ask? You should know already, you put them in there in the first place.
• 2:46 Is it so hard to find a reaction shot where Tigger isn’t inappropriately smiling?
• 2:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:14 Who said anything about… Oh, yes. That fits, alright. (see 0:46, part 5)
• 3:43 Says the guy who’s standing outside in the fresh air.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 7. I don’t think the people that made and liked this ever brushed their teeth. And I doubt they still do after making this.

• 1:17 He only just popped up.
• 1:57 Mr. Krabs would never say “Yeah”.
• 2:21 A plaque monster! Get him, Dr. Rabbit!
• 2:48 Why are they throwing Pokeballs if they’re just supposed to be doing nothing? And where’s Pooh?
• 5:00 To quote Smithers in Tapped Out, “I hate you I hate you I hate you!”
• 5:11 [link]

“Nice job. I liked the part where Mr. Burns and Smithers have arrived.”

- Yakko Warner Movies

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 6. Colgate, please do something about these videos.

• 0:00 RABBIT: You actually sound different than the last time. Then again, I’ve encountered the same problem.
• 0:02 Not sure if sarcasm or suspiciousness.
• 0:09 Not everyone is enough of a dude to say “cool” (correct me if wrong).
• 1:35 
• 1:41 “Two Evil Bussiness Men From Springfield”
• 2:48 The KND actually do something this time.
• 3:18 …Is anyone learning anything from this?
• 3:37 Okay, now I’m getting Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures flashbacks.
• 4:18 How is he going to do that when he’s stuck in that pose, though?
  

Proof that people like this:

• “Great job on part 6.”
• “Nice debut of the Mad Bunny.”
• “Such education in this adventure. Nice.”

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 5. No guest stars in this part except for Reese, subtitling himself for no reason.

• 0:40 Reese’s 16. You’d expect him to have learned something from this.
• 0:46 The biggest sell-out I’ve ever seen.
• 0:57 But what about the guest stars? I’m assuming they’re still idiots.
• 2:21 All? ALL? You’re assuming everyone loves Pooh’s Adventures videos?
• 2:56 Mr. Burns is the villain, of course.
• 2:57 And so is a crappy drawing.
• 3:03 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:16 What were Woody and that girl with the hat up to in the last adventure, anyway?

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 4. I never thought I’d say this, but Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour is supposed to be education on how to clean your teeth. Would kids learn anythingthing from something that has a minor Simpsons character apparently punching a Mexican girl for calling her “pretty”?

• 0:08 You’ve only just met.
• 0:18 *drinks to “You Know Him”* Olivia’s not a boy. *drinks again to “She Looks Pretty”*
• 0:20 Uh, why? Wouldn’t it make a bit of sense just to have Dot from those weird yet informative movies be Olivia’s friend?
• 1:16 I dunno, by shutting up?
• 1:31 Really, it would make sense to put Dot in there. Because if so, this would have the mus- Nah, that would make this even longer.
• 1:43 But really, how did all these toons fit in one pouch?
• 2:22 [link]
• 3:25 Pumbaa would never talk like that.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 3. This kid must’ve gone on a sugar rush when he made this.

• 0:39 Please don’t tell me the rest of the gang doesn’t know how to brush their damn teeth.
• 1:04 Gina seems to have a large part in this, because SHEZ SOOO SEXXXXY
• 1:53 Oh, God. They never knew how to brush their fucking teeth. Pooh, SpongeBob, Patrick and Homer may be idiots, but most of them would already know.
• 3:05 Didn’t everyone just say “charge”?

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 2. This kid must think he’s funnier than Nicholas Walstrom.

• 0:10 [link]
• 1:32 (see 5:07, part 1)
• 1:38 Carmen? She punched Bart!
• 1:44 Not only are those subtitles difficult to read and too fast, they’re covering up the majority of Homer.
• 3:33 Are they all travelling on the bike in this scene? Logic, Reese! Logic!
• 3:52 You should’ve gotten that out the way the first time.

The guy who loves YouTube Poops but prefers to make abominations to YouTube Poops has taken on Dr. Rabbit twice in a row! Yes, Reese has created another double bill, only successfully. And this time, they feature the biggest asshole in YouTube Poop history, the world’s only rabbit dentist, that’s right, it’s Dr. Rabbit! This was submitted to my blog by ApersonPlaceandThing, and consists of Pooh Bear going through Dr. Rabbit’s two most popular shorts, Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour and The Legend of Tooth Kingdom. But how will so many characters fit into one hot air balloon? Find out in the Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 1!

• 0:59 I’m guessing that’s Reese and his cousin’s attempt to roar.
• 1:18 You have a webcam. Why not record yourself speaking like you originally did?
• 1:26 And try not to pick your nose on camera, too.
• 1:54 Yes, people, a Pooh’s Adventure with the flippin’ Simpsons. Mind you, this isn’t new…
• 2:26 Stop-mo SpongeBob. Why? Because they just don’t care.
• 2:51 In case you’re new to this blog, this guy is Canadian. And he’s not even from the French region.
• 3:18 This is definitely not a Heffalump hunt.
• 3:29 What’s next? The South Pa- Oh. They already did that.
• 3:33 Watch out, guys! It’s a racist!
• 3:42 Cousin reunion incoming.
• 3:52 See? I told you!
• 3:56 LUIGI: We’ll tell you later.
• 3:59 God damn it.
• 4:07 Well, not throwing any Pokeballs in the adventures you’re currently taking isn’t going to get you anywhere.
• 4:23 a.k.a. Mrs. Reese.
• 4:31 And they even invited Timothy but forgot to let him say hi.
• 4:38 What’s the point of saying “And” if it’s not even the last of the gang?
• 5:04 That’s the best shot you could find?
• 5:07 This kid has a thing for incredibly minor female characters, doesn’t he? As long as they’re hot in his eyes…
• 5:40 Really, how will they fit onto the balloon? Will they have to grab each other’s leg?
• 5:49 Dr. Rabbit is still an asshole.
• 5:53 What did she say?

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 4. Well, I might not have repeated “what’s the point”, but I do have to repeat “PEOPLE LIKE THIS”. Fuck you, Reese.

• 0:12 Jeez, it sure must be a bummer for these characters to wait once at a time just to bounce on those boxes.
• 0:20 Quick? There’s still more characters waiting their turn!
• 0:36 If this happened in the actual game, Crash would be dead by now.
• 0:52 We’re not seeing you do anything but talk, so I have dobut.
• 1:32 Another case of getting excited as if Crash didn’t do it before.
• 1:44 Shouldn’t they be concerned at all that Crash hurt himself and Aku Aku died?
• 2:08 Reese, you can do better than that. Add in a screOn second thought, don’t. Just don’t.
• 2:17 If there’s a lot of characters following Crash, wouldn’t they be squished at this point?
• 2:31 And yet you didn’t use “Run, run, we gotta run”?
• 2:51 I was expecting a sigh of relief but obviously the poor kid’s lazy.
• 3:06 Unless everyone except the game characters get eaten by piranhas on the way.
• 3:34 (see 1:32)
• 4:22 What is this now, a disneyJSman video?

Comments:

• “That rolling stone reminds of the boulder chase in Indiana Jones! Can you please add Indiana Jones Rolling Stone music to the level Boulder Dash and request some Goofy Hollers and some Wilhelm screams?”
• “*mass roleplaying*”

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 3. “This film takes Place After Winnie the pooh and ronald mcdonald`s adventures of the Super Mario Bros (1993 Movie) wich Explains Pooh and friends met Mario Luigi and Yoshi Before and ash Ketchum meets the Thief and the Cobbler wich Explains Ash and his friends Faced Zig-Zag Before” Yes, these people like the Mario movie.

• 0:00 How should he know what level it is?
• 0:13 Good thing this clip actually got a caption this time.
• 0:19 Good thing also I made a character fat in a “what” montage in my upcoming parody, because now it makes sense.
• 0:36 AAGH!
• 0:39 Old pal? You’ve been in like a thousand videos together and you claim not to have seen him in a while?
• 0:43 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:47 It’s much better than Pooh’s Adventures.
• 1:02 You should know if they’ve ever been involved in your starring roles. That’s what YouTube Poop is all about.
• 1:06 “Well that there is pooh Piglet Tgger Rabbit Eeyore Ash Mis*cut off* PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:13 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:21 Filler. Just plain filler.
• 1:43 If Pooh’s only helping, should this be Super Mario Meets Crash Bandicoot?
• 1:46 SPOILER ALERT: They all live.
• 1:58 You dare silence the great Vincent Price? Twice?
• 2:06 Evil laugh montage.
• 2:21 ”[“
• 2:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 2:58 Is that the only clip of Tigger you could find? Jesus, I’m getting another flashback to The Magic Voyage.
• 3:05 It’s been a while since I last said "Desperation”.
• 3:29 Well, at least they didn’t interrupt the bonus level.

What’s the point of watching full level gameplay not for walkthrough purposes but for some kind of movie? What is even the point of making subtitled cartoon characters interrupt gameplay footage that isn’t even yours? Case in point, Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey, Benny the Beast’s Adventures of Villains’ Revenge and even worse, Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario. As it turns out, the kid who created the latter has also turned the entire first Crash Bandicoot game into a Pooh’s Adventure, and the critics are raving like the ever-accepting dickdrinkers they are. This’ll probably consist of me saying “What’s the point” over and over again, but anyhow let’s play “Try Not to Get Brain Damage Watching Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 1”.

• 0:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:01 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:35 Mickey’s House of Villains may have had a lot of villains from separate media in one film, but this is ridiculous.
• 2:11 Dat watermark. Makes you wish the guy who made this was intelligent to record his own games by camera or DVR, doesn’t it? Of course, if he were intelligent this video wouldn’t exist.
• 3:00 And this is exactly how fun the adventure’s going to be, folks.
• 3:40 What’s Bowser doing in a PlayStation game?
• 3:46 Wouldn’t King Koopa be a good enough alternative? Bowser has two captions at once.
• 3:49 Unless poor continuity saves the day.
• 4:16 So far, this sucks even as a YTP.
• 4:20 You know how sucky a video can be just from the utterly banal “you’re” confusion.
• 4:28 Prepare for an extreme lack of rhyming.

Note 4: Please forgive me for making this intro 9 minutes long.

The entire cast of the least logical crossover adventure series ever made.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

My God, what have they done?