Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 4. You know your crossover sucks when its only positive aspect is that it’s boring and not infuriating.

• 0:27 For a Canadian, this guy’s English is abysmal, but I wouldn’t make fun of it if he was from Quebec. Sadly though, people like this.
• 1:26 What, was the last cutscene hard to find in high quality?
• 1:32 Two missed opportunities for Luigi in a row!
• 1:44 MORDECAI: *another brain cell falls out of his ear*
• 1:49 *headdesk* Please don’t remind me of Pooh’s Adventures of Star Wars…
• 2:32 *sigh* Counting “Whao"s is going to be another drinking game, isn’t it?
• 3:58 You’re obviously cheering Mario on because you don’t do jack in these videos.
• 5:45 "Another Koopaling How M-” Hey is th- *clip ends* I don’t like this at all.
• 5:46 And yet the following clip took me longer to watch than to read.
• 6:58 And here I was expecting Mordecai to try and correct Mario’s Rolling Stones reference by saying that it’s not his cloud.
• 7:26 Stop slowing time down and let them go in immediately!
• 7:32 MORDECAI: *yet another brain cell falls out of his ear*

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 3. I mean, really. Who crosses over gameplay videos with clips of cartoons to tell a story? Who?

• 0:06 He even misspelled “Whoa”.
• 1:41 What’s even stupider is that there is usually at least one cartoon character interaction scene in each level.
• 1:44 *sees the Annoying Orange face* YakkoWarnerMovies is most likely jumping for joy.
• 2:44 Shut up, subtitles.
• 2:45 Mario actually wanted you to leave him be as he checked for himself.
• 3:10 The punctuation is so bad you can’t tell if Tigger’s stating the obvious, or if Rabbit actually knows. Besides, isn’t Rabbit supposed to be the smarter one?
• 4:14 Did this guy even bother to sort out his splicing skills?
• 4:15 MORDECAI: *a brain cell falls out of his ear*
• 4:22 Stop ruining the most Poop-tacular moments!
• 4:57 I still can’t believe how anyone would go as far as to say “Whao”.
• 5:01 By calling Margaret “George”, you’re ruining the chance of another successful date.
• 6:41 And the audience keeps getting stupider and stupider!
• 7:20 And the level gets interrputed for the second time.

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 2. The most annoying, inconsistent cutscenes ever. Oh, and did I mention that this guy claims that he got permission to do it, yet said that the video was made because Pooh’s Adventures of 1966 Batman was removed by Fox?

• 0:12 Ha ha… Hey, what? Good lord, this game really is as bad as they say!
• 1:02 Aw man, why can’t I skip these?
• 1:04 “There” misuse? Check./What, so Mordecai and Rigby aren’t video game geeks after all?
• 2:35 Oh, well, that’s natural.
• 3:58 And for some reason, he uses slo-mo longer than it takes to read the subtitle.
• 4:52 To Mario it is. With you, actually, it’s quite blue.

Oh, boy. We’ve got another double feature. I heard about this video a few days before SmartNoob89 requested it. Thanks for reminding me to tear it down! In this video, not only does a kid take on a mediocre Batman movie, but he also goes as far as to make a Pooh’s Adventure out of Hotel Mario. Yes, the whole game. The cutscenes, and the gameplay. How will a Let’s Play with cartoon characters work out? We’ll just have to wait and see. Get ready for part 1 of Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario.

• 1:04 Even though Nintendo didn’t make Hotel Mario, he just add to add a logo in to extend the rubbish.
• 1:32 Please tell me that wasn’t customised.
• 1:52 Ever notice how many Pooh’s Adventures creators who use this intro happen to use “Spookable Pooh”?
• 1:58 Oh, of course that logo was customised. Please don’t tell me he will be making a cameo in the “story”.
• 2:05 He subtitled himself?
• 2:13 He keeps blocking his appearance behind red text. What, is he camera shy?
• 2:20 Finally, a subtitle that actually lets him see us.
• 2:28 Regular Show? You can’t survive without this kind of Windows Movie Maker crap, can you?
• 2:35 Looking at the letterbox that keeps appearing, I get the feeling that he happened to take these from other Pooh’s Adventures videos.
• 2:38 At least this is using YouTube Poop material. But even so, it’s already a very bad YouTube Poop.
• 2:54 Bingo.
• 3:25 Well, that was quick.
• 3:29 CD-I BOWSER: Wait. You’re my son?
• 3:31 Bad grammar, random Sailor Moon villain inclusion and this has seven likes. Tut tut tut…
• 3:35 CD-I BOWSER: Of course you’re not my son. You’re the son of, well, whoever that guy is!
• 3:37 REMINDER: Do not add subtitles to footage where the character is already speaking through a bubble.
• 4:00 That’s what we all love about sentence mixing - the chance of bad grammar is a lot lower.
• 4:07 “Your” misuse? Check./So you haven’t even seen George sitting near a green tyrannosaurus before?
• 4:20 Oh, come on. His lip sync didn’t even remotely fit with those words.
• 4:33 And they’re only here to say things like that.
• 4:49 Join Mario as he travels with some unrelated cartoon characters to stop Bowser, the Koopaling, Bowser Jr. Mistress Nine and Ings!
• 5:10 This is why subtitles should be white, black, or bordered.
• 5:32 Isn’t it ridiculous when not one, but two people work on a video that isn’t even well-made?
• 6:06 Shut up, Mordecai. You can’t even execute it as well as CD-i Mario.

A trailer from late 2008 for Pooh’s Adventures of the whole Star Wars saga.

The trailer for Pooh’s Adventures of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Thank God THIS was removed.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 8. A finale that isn’t as grand as the Duke.

• 1:01 *gonna
• 2:33 Roo’s only line in the movie.
• 2:51 Okay, that is possibly the most overblown death scene I’ve encountered in my life.
• 3:08 Did what?
• 3:10 The lack of sync provided a cameo for the Hoff.
• 3:37 You cut out the third bit before. Why not cut out the first?
• 4:40 That would’ve fit more if we didn’t hear another kid’s giggling in the background.
• 6:29 Is that praddi- What?

Comments:

• “Great Ending! Even when the Genie popped out!”
• “HUZZAH!!! Roo’s in here!”
• “Here’s something you can put in Pooh’s Adventures of STAR WARS Episode 2 Attack of the Clones Pooh: Don’t worry im sure you will see her again. right before Obi Wan says Dreams pass in time. also in this film put in more pooh clips like the other Pooh crossovers to give Pooh and the gang a bit of a larger role.”
• “Hey, why not make Pooh’s Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, now that would be something right?”
• “OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOO THAT OLD MAN IS HILOURISE”
• “Duke: i’m still here… Triton: YOU MUST DIE! Duke: No oh god AHH!”
• “I’m looking for somebody to do Pooh’s Adventures of Cars 2 with me! I can’t do it because ToonJoey34 said I was a terrible script writer!”
• “i-im dying, its too happy its like someone just threw acid on me, i really wish i could unsee this -hits head against wall-”
• “good moive worst fucking editing”
• “Haha! Awesome Genie clip at the end!”
• “Who would tale more time to add in these stupid video clips instead of just uploading the move a it was?… Great movie though”
• “the idea of pooh, spongebob and those birds suck!!!! that´s stupid, they ruined the movie.”
• “fuck hell, with the penguin, the big beast , and all the videos qho re not in the original movie, honestly i like this film, but as it is, not with trash as they put here.”
• “wow i like this so much thumbs up if you do to”
• “*mass role-playing*”

• Absence of Tigger:
• Absence of Rabbit:
• Absence of Eeyore:
• Absence of Piglet:
• Absence of Pooh:

Overall: 4.2/5

0.16/10. Like I said earlier, putting Disney into Disney makes sense, more than adding Ghostbusters characters, SpongeBob, the villains of Rock-a-Doodle, Mewtwo and the blue fairy from Filmation’s Pinocchio, some of which were forgotten about for the majority of the video. We also happen to see more of the added villain than we do the added good guys, which is unfair even by Pooh’s Adventures standards. Plus, just they’re all cartoons, doesn’t mean they can actually survive underwater, or fit into a building like that for Stay Puft’s matter! But hey, at least the ratings given to part 1 were right - this really ain’t as bad as Pooh’s Adventures of Jeepers, It’s the Creeper.

“I… But Ariel!”

“I’m sorry, SpongeBob.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 7: In Which Pooh Finally Talks!

• 0:29 Same as it ever was, same as it ever was…
• 2:39 It’s that time again!
• 3:11 Hey! That’s Pooh’s job!
• 4:56 …They’re married, aren’t they? Eww.
• 7:10 No special guest could do anything to save anyone. Tut tut.
• 9:54 Not even the Duke.
• 10:00 Morgana = BowserMovies.

Comments:

• “I thought Pooh and friends were trapped w/ Melody”
• “In my version, Sonic and his friends would be trapped.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “Stupid winnie the pooh crap”
• “Seriouasly, you r sooo just waisting ur time combining it together….”
• “this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen, you totally ruined the movie doing that.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 6. The “heroes” finally spring into action. Also, the dreaded “running gag”.

• 0:22 A lot better than this guy does.
• 4:37 Cue the gasping montage!
• 5:06 Even in cartoon logic, how can you guys even breathe underwater?
• 5:22 I assume they’re actually swimming.
• 5:37 Pooh hasn’t even said that much apart from gasping.
• 5:41 Oh, there they are.
• 5:49 That water must not be at a very nice temperature.
• 7:10 Meanwhile, somewhere in the wrong movie…
• 9:24 Shut up and freeze already!
• 9:55 Oh dear, not this discussion again.
• 10:03 Because a 19 year old is unusually controlling your life.
• 10:08 They don’t look like sea creatures to me. Nor do they look like Earth creatures, concerning the universe of The Little Mermaid.
• 10:33 That’s another thing I hate about this scene - spoilers. Predictable spoilers, but still spoilers.

Comments:

• “GREAT JOB!”
• “I love the part from 9:55 to 10:43”
• “patrick in his undergarments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooolllll”
• “5:36 Max: Hey, isn’t that Cloack and Dagger, Morganna’s minions? Sam: Aha! A clue!!! Let’s follow them! Sonic: Yeah, we follow them, we find Morganna, Dr. Eggman, and Sammun-mak.”
• “ummm the name is mellody it is not mell-mell”
• “I wish you would post the whole return to the sea movie without the mix-ins. I cant find it anywhere. I cant even buy it on itunes.”
• “if your worried about copywright issues dont make the movie!”
• “did anyone notice tiger from winnie the pooh appeared at 0:23”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “THIS POOH BEAR THIS IS SO ANNOYING”
• “this is shit”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 5. Tip and Dash are cumming!

• 1:32 The Grand Duke isn’t that thin…
• 2:02 Just seeing the Grand Duke speak a female’s lines makes me feel awkward.
• 2:27 The Grand Duke happens to be the next Mewtwo.
• 4:07 Boo! You took the “Dark” out of The Dark Crystal!
• 8:13 You put kids off from watching their true favourite characters twice with this song.
• 10:14 DUKE: …Hmm?

Comments:

• “Can you make a Hakuna Matata music video with Tip as Timon Dash as Pumbaa Melody as Simba PLEASE?”
• “If I did my own crossover adventures, it would be called Sam, Max, Sonic and Friends’ Adventures. The cast would include Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cosmo, Rouge, Shadow, Cream, Cheese, Sam, Max, and Ranamon. Ranamon would be Max’s girlfriend”
• “NH wjjdmwkdmbcnghhfthfg”
• “fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkk man is carzy”
• “tenessee tuxeedo”
• “Tip And Dash = Timon And Pumba Thumbs Up If You Agree”
• “i just want the little mermaid, not all this crap”
• “alot of skipping of some intense moments :( well its better than not being able to see the movie i guess”
• “You completely cut out "For a Moment”!!!“
• ”*mass role-playing*“
• "readlly ppl want the real movie not cartoon from other movie cut in the med of it dose not look good when ppl are watching it at all”
• “what the”
• “U SHOULD BE SHOT”
• “Asshole That Owl Is From Rock-A-Doodle Not Winnie The Pooh”