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I would tell Hiatt what Miyazaki thinks of seeing his films re-edited, but he’d probably throw another insult from Family Guy at me and expect to get away with it.

I would tell Hiatt what Miyazaki thinks of seeing his films re-edited, but he’d probably throw another insult from Family Guy at me and expect to get away with it.

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Sep 4
Remember the time me and my magical horse friends met a horse who we expected to talk like Matt Damon, but instead didn’t talk at all?

Remember the time me and my magical horse friends met a horse who we expected to talk like Matt Damon, but instead didn’t talk at all?

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Sep 1
Remember the time my train friends canceled a production of Cats by appearing onstage?

Remember the time my train friends canceled a production of Cats by appearing onstage?

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Sep 1
Remember the time me and a whole gang of talking trains managed to fit inside one family house and yet all the kids were startled by was their board game coming to life?

Remember the time me and a whole gang of talking trains managed to fit inside one family house and yet all the kids were startled by was their board game coming to life?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Sep 1
Remember the time the giant chicken picked up Sideshow Bob and Plankton from SpongeBob?

Remember the time the giant chicken picked up Sideshow Bob and Plankton from SpongeBob?

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Barney Goes to Jurassic Park

At the end, Dipper, Mabel and all the others will push Barney away and leave him to die out of belief that he too will eat everyone.

Way to make Miyazaki weep, Hiatt.

Way to make Miyazaki weep, Hiatt.

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Remember the time I controlled a Jaeger with talking trains and magical equines inside?

Remember the time I controlled a Jaeger with talking trains and magical equines inside?

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Aug 1

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frankitown:

No picture for this one. Just…just read the title.

I might have pointed this out before, but Hayao Miyazaki does not approve of anyone modifying his work.

frankitown:

No picture for this one. Just…just read the title.

I might have pointed this out before, but Hayao Miyazaki does not approve of anyone modifying his work.

Jun 3

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 9

  • 0:59 In case you’ve never seen the real film, yes, they really do use this song in the credits.
  • 2:25 I’m pretty sure it’s Bret Iwan.
  • 3:26 Even further proof that these people see Roger Rabbit as just a fun crossover.
  • 5:21 Of course. Of course. He’s working with trains.
  • 6:16 THIS IS YOUR REVIEWING IDOL, ANIMATION FANATICS
  • 7:50 Yeah! Thanks for not letting him put this on YouTube!
  • 8:03 Define “great”.
  • 8:08 And may God have mercy on your soul, dear viewer.
  • 8:14 [link]
  • 8:37 They just broke the fourth wall at the end and still you continue the story like this? Come on, remember how Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters ended?
  • 9:22 Funny, that’s just what I was thinking beforehand. God, the predictability…
  • Repetition: image
  • Lack of sense: image
  • The penguins: image
  • Introduction montages: image
  • Lack of understanding on breaking the fourth wall: image

Overall: 3.4/5

0.32/10. Well, that was okay. The movie I mean, not the video. The video sucks. While it could have been worse, it just goes to show how these Pooh’s Adventures creators do not understand comedy, even when it isn’t that funny itself. They just see movies as fun and adventure, not anything inspirational (besides crossovers) or well-developed.

You’d have to be a complete fool to miss the point of a film that has the intention of satire or teaching life lesssons; Back in Action may be too self-aware, but it’s the anti-Space Jam, and one of the biggest problems with Space Jam was that it was fun over substance, with too many characters surrounding our hero including those with no personality. This video is not what Joe Dante had in mind. And what better way to finish off a commentary on Looney Tunes than…

Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 8

These people think they’re so epic…

  • 0:30 And by unexpected he means COMPLETELY EXPECTED
  • 0:46 Poor Genie has been tortured by video editing so brutally he gets cut off abruptly twice.
  • 0:51 Indeed, Pooh. Two of your friends got cut off abruptly.
  • 0:57 Don’t these people care that there’s two captions at the same time?
  • 1:21 You should know, you weirdo.
  • 5:03 And they use the Shrek 2 cover as if it’s the only one that ever existed. Or maybe just because cartoons.
  • 6:47 The creator should know that by having the music that loud we can not understand what anyone in the real movie is saying.
  • 13:36 For a moment there, I was going to throw a fit.
  • 13:52 *rolls eyes* Of course he would.
  • 14:13 And here’s where the continuity in the Pooh’s Adventures series continues to prove that it makes no sense at all.
Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 7

  • 0:29 [link]
  • 1:20 Heh, he missed the chance to steal Brendan Fraser’s line.
  • 3:00 Once again, I’m rooting more for the penguins in terms of crossover heroes.
  • 3:49 Insert cutaway here.
  • 4:43 “Woah, if looks could ki*cut off* [link]
  • 4:58 Or this isn’t Pooh’s Adventures! Wait…
  • 5:45 Still truer to his character than any of the guest stars.
  • 6:02 How long exactly? They’ve faced against each other hundreds of times, after all.
  • 6:15 Of course, this is still less forced than what became of the antagonists of El Arca.
  • 6:24 The Hundred Acre Wood Rebel Alliance. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD REBEL ALLIANCE. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD REBEL ALLIANCE.
  • 8:07 A few kids were until crossover footage showed up.
  • 9:13 See how pointless these guest stars are?
  • 12:40 Does this mean the Power Rangers guys will get the same punishment?
  • 12:54 Because these videos are generic as hell, that’s why.
Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 6

  • 0:08 Well, you’re not helping.
  • 1:12 This so far is the best possible explanation.
  • 1:39 Well, with the amount of heroes here it won’t work as well as you think.
  • 3:51 Owl working at a museum in France. Sounds normal by this movie’s standards.
  • 4:15 Even more so when they’re hijacked by Winnie the Pooh.
  • 7:40 See what BrerDaniel is missing?
  • 7:50 You know you can drive straight over there, right?
  • 8:37 I was. I’ve seen this movie.
  • 10:13 No it doesn’t. Fierce looks like something ugly and with big, sharp teeth. Weirdo.
  • 10:34 Really? Looks like you’re going the wrong way.
  • 10:54 The Penguins of Madagascar, hell, even Pokémon have the most appropriate reaction shots in this video.
  • 11:38 And you’re being interrupted by more cartoon characters than Joe Dante intended. This never wanted to be Space Jam, you know.
  • 12:40 He already had a duck beside him in the original movie. What’s the need for that caption?
  • 14:00 [link]
  • 14:05 Like going on the exact same adventure, for instance.
  • 14:13 You’re one to talk. Look at the way Genie was going when Jenna Elfman was falling!
  • 14:37 How are they all going to fit onto one elephant?
Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 5

Seriously, it’s very hot over here and I can’t turn the fan on because I won’t hear what anyone’s saying!

  • 1:25 SPOILERS: This doesn’t happen.
  • 2:20 Just when I was moderately chuckling.
  • 4:14 Not as much as characters appearing somewhere else when they’re supposed to be in the desert.
  • 4:40 Oh, if only they had the software to scream at once.
  • 5:30 Why aren’t the penguins the heroes again?
  • 5:38 More special guests. It would make more sense if we first see the Power Rangers villains here.
  • 7:01 What? An awe montage now?
  • 8:57 An edited picture and a caption nearly completely in the way of the edit. These videos…
  • 9:55 Can’t they use a reaction shot that doesn’t involve a character that is a friend of Pooh’s but not supposed to be part of the team?
  • 10:52 For God’s sake, even the Ash clip fits.
  • 11:18 EVERYONE: What?
  • 11:30 He’s started it three times so far.
  • 12:25 Oh, shut up, you Walt Disney bastard.
  • 13:17 Eh, now don’t start that again!