Heck No Pooh's Adventures

IS NOTHING SACRED (OR OFFENSIVE) TO THESE PEOPLE?

GONE WITH THE WIND?!! OH FFFFFFFFFFU-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkeSTEx_b08

A Bear, UCTIONS, and Bat-Nipples

BEHOLD! Two pieces of crap soiled by crossovers!

I give thee: Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario/Pooh’s Adventures of Batman Forever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjxDm88SV2k&feature=plcp

SEE!

TWO POINTLESS SELF-INSERTS!

SEE!

A DASTARDLY ALLIANCE OF NOTHING!

SEE!

MORE PROOF THESE VIDEOS ARE ENTIRELY POINTLESS 

Please review, my good sir!

Pooh’s Adventures of Thomas Bandicoot

Oh God… This defiled my mind. I have no idea what the hell is going on in several parts and even then the descriptions don’t make a lick of sense, there’s a lot of train gushing, and there’s drama in the comments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0LIW6KeQ4c&feature=plcp

This convinced me that any crossover involving Thomas the Tank Engine is geared towards failure.

COMING SOON: POOH’S ADVENTURES OF THE FUTURE IS WILD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m0kTB0UNpg&feature=plcp

This is yet to come out; there is no poster, but above is the trailer. This is not only coming from that person he’s Yakko Warner, but also TeenTitansFan201 and Reese1567 (the latter actually subscribed to me on YouTube!) Looking at the trailer, this will probably be the craziest Pooh’s Adventures film there is right now. What these three people are doing is even crazier for Pooh’s Adventures standards. First there redesigning some female characters to make them look “hot”. They're redesigning Francine, Muffy, Mary Melody, Mulan, and Lucy van Pelt that way. Second, they are making weird love inserts to characters. Like come on, Jenna from Clifford and Little Godzilla. Really strange. It will also be some sort of double feature as well, they’re pairing an episode of the title show with an episode of Bobby’s World. Some strange people they are.      

Winnie the Pooh and Bugs Bunny Lost in Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2zNnDRXMpA

This is really weird.

Just as the title says

http://youtu.be/HCQAUGPwUPo

Pooh’s Adventures of Happily Ever After. How do you make an already lazy and terrible Filmation ‘continuation’ less watchable? Well these crossover artists, in this case BowserMovies1989, found the way to do so.

I don’t suppose you’d be satisfied with a hug instead?

What is Pooh’s Adventures, you may ask? Pooh’s Adventures is a trend of videos that are basically full-length movies with clips of cartoons for a younger/older generation spliced in to add “a better story”. These can either be Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot from The Land Before Time, Ronald McDonald, Ask Ketchum or any of the specific characters mentioned in the tags, and they share no involvement or fit in the story except for reaction shots and comments about the state of the world. And for some reason, people like these videos. They aren’t funny, they aren’t witty, they’re just created to make crossover fans ejaculate for an hour or two. Or three.

Any movie could be Pooh’d by these insane weirdos, even the bloody Star Wars saga. If you look at the Pooh’s Adventures Wikia, you’d see that THERE ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY VIDEOS EXISTING! Around 1209 of them are in development, and more than 151 have been deleted! They spent no effort whatsoever making videos that are nothing but more or less than 90 minutes of bastardisation, and they only have themselves to blame for their suspensions!

That’s why this blog was made (I’m not doing this for profit, anyway). I’ll be taking the risk of watching as much as I can of these stupid excuses for crossovers, so if you are sick of this ongoing cult following, even though there’s no way to stop it from happening, then submit the manchildishness to this Tumblr right away!