Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 6. This is too not terrible to make dozens of rants on!

• 0:34 Not so loud! You’re making this situation even worse!
• 1:09 The panther’s microphone, you mean?
• 2:18 Are they shouting at the same time, or is Benny just doing a crappy impersonation again?
• 4:54 >:(
• 5:21 Is that a child or a midget?
• 5:32 A child that looks like a human is the daughter of a couple of furries that have fur on their noses? Awkward…
• 5:52 Would’ve been even stupider if there was a three-headed dragon above them.

• Forced interaction: 
• Lack of trying: 
• Bad impersonations: 
• Microphone abuse: 
• Moon Power: 

Overall: 1.6/5

0.68/10. This was probably the best of the Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures I’ve seen, even if that doesn’t mean it is good. Hewy Lewis probably liked it, though. This, on the other hand, has its fair share of decent if flawed editing skills but tries too hard to be a really good video, mainly because the original wasn’t even very good anyway. Many of the “good” scenes are uninspired, as one scene clearly steals its idea from Toy Story, jokes are ruined no matter how unfunny, and the singing, oh jeez, the singing. As you could tell from the lack of decent riffing, it’s not only the best BL&J video on here but the best crossover I have riffed, even if it’s crap. But we’ve still got one more Christmas video to go - something that was requested months ago!

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 5. Compare - which prison scene has more effective emotional depth?

• 0:37 I hope Benny was just walking because of the horse being too slow. Because if he was supposed to be in the sleigh, that would be creepy.
• 3:06 Oh goody.
• 4:03 Obviously, the Disney characters take no notice of the furries because of their lack of decent contribution.
• 4:17 He bumped his head?
• 5:34 So? It would’ve happened without you anyway.
• 5:44 How could they not tell the difference?
• 6:10 The last time this was used, I couldn’t take it seriously.
• 7:46 Humbug.
• 11:27 Desperation.
• 12:41 Oh, we are in trouble alright. Beast’s going to sound dopey.
• 12:53 Wait, which beast is talking here? They both sound the blooming same.
• 12:57 Eh, I was touched more when the fairy sang.
• 13:12 Benny thought ripping off a situation already in the movie would make the video good. *shakes head*
• 14:57 See what I mean?

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 4. If there’s one positive thing, ONE, I have to say about Benny’s videos, it’s that they’re not the kind where the guest stars would stalk characters every time.

• 3:17 Just when Chip was celebrating.
• 3:58 Acting…
• 4:52 Nice try at fooling us, but clearly they’re listening to Lumiere.
• 5:12 Lip sync!
• 6:12 Tension!
• 8:32 Beast was filled with so much rage that he lost his voice and Benny had to help him speak again.
• 8:48 But which friend? There’s so damn many of them that it’s hard to tell.
• 11:46 “Thank goodness no one was hurr”

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 3. The video ID says “2Gay”.

• 3:05 AXE: AAAAIEEEEE! A LION! *chops the lion*
• 4:17 At least I didn’t have to listen to him in part 2.
• 4:28 Is it me, or has Leo lost weight?
• 5:14 For example, I wish these furries would leave Disney alone!
• 5:39 Woah. Belle doesn’t sound healthy.
• 6:15 Yesterday I found two subtitle mistakes, now I find a background mistake!
• 6:30 Your cue, TF2 fans.
• 8:57 Neither are you.
• 9:21 Repetiton and bad voice acting! How come they’re using bad voices yet subtitling Belle?

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 2. In which Benny exposes his Gary Stu-ness.

• 0:14 It’s Benny’s evil twin brother! He may have better animation, but he does sound the same!
• 1:04 The fact that he’s been crossed over with furries?
• 1:47 And yet he “pussied” up because this is all softcore porn.
• 4:47 There’s so many characters that they have to roll a dice and see who gets the line.
• 5:13 [link]
• 5:48 Not sure if clever or forced plot point.
• 6:34 Benny the Beast - expressing an extreme lack of humour sense since 2010!
• 7:53 *finally laughs*
• 8:47 Good Lord, this has the worst microphone handling I’ve ever heard in a Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventure.
• 9:53 *rolls eyes and groans*
• 10:13 Does she seriously not notice that there are lions in the room? Talking lions, no less?
• 10:29 Don’t lie, Benny. We know you’re trying to screw up history.
• 12:01 The good: despite being in the wrong location, that shot actually fits. The bad: Windows Movie Maker style frame goof.
• 12:20 Weird. Don’t remember this from my Disney Winter Wonderland DVD.
• 12:53 Oh, merde.
• 12:59 Please! The teenage lion girl is a better singer than you!
• 13:10 It’s so bad that some of the singers are off tone.
• 13:20 Sorry to anyone who turned their speakers up because the Disney footage was too quiet.
• 13:58 Ugh, stop this tone-deaf-ness!
• 14:26 Attempt to sing beautifully ruined by a tiny glitch.

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Christmas is coming closer than ever before, and what better way could there be to celebrate than watching a LionKingHeart Fantasy Films production? Well, parties, shopping, reruns of the Grinch cartoon…

Here, Benny and his furry friends dominate the second Beauty and the Beast midquel, and one that isn’t good, but not even as bland as Belle’s Magical World. I’m sure this won’t be like their adventure on the Titanic, but let’s dig into Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas anyway.

• 2:02 Our first sign of true crappiness!
• 3:06 Our second sign.
• 3:26 *winks like Trainboy54*
• 4:17 I’m glad you did.
• 4:37 KOMODO GILLED!
• 4:46 Really, huh? The actual truth is on DVD.
• 5:04 Horrible times. Those were horrible times.
• 6:00 Jeez, put the damn microphone down.
• 6:07 DON’T do anything else.
• 6:49 *drops water down his eyes to look like tears*
• 7:39 Oh, I loathe this guy.
• 8:06 Doesn’t hurt as much as seeing you here.
• 8:24 Benny steals Belle’s line. Benny’s a giiiirrrrl! Benny’s a giiiirrrrl! *facepalm* What am I saying?
• 8:46 Good thing this guy has the ability to use effects over footage. Then again, so does 76859Thomas.
• 12:05 Fun ruined.
• 12:32 He gets the fart joke? Really? Well, this came from someone who adores El Arca, a movie about pigeons farting in a bird strip club, so I shouldn’t be too shocked.
• 12:53 It ain’t right to ask that early. Killjoy.
• 13:21 Out-of-sync snowball fight!

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fuck–no–my–little–pony:

How can a train fit in any room of a castle anyway?