Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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It’s official, Pooh and his friends meet Jesus Christ himself.

To tell the truth, I had never watched Adventure Time until Cartoon Network’s shows popped up on American Netflix. Oh, how much I missed out. Anyhow, now that I’ve watched Adventure Time and the first Power Rangers movie on Netflix, it’s about time I riffed on Finn and Jake’s Adventures. Seeing how Finn and Jake travel to many unlikely places makes probably the most sense out of the lead adventurers, but how much sense will these videos make? Let’s start off with Finn and Jake meet Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

• 0:15 Couldn’t find any clips, despite this being an Adventure video?
• 0:55 And here’s an example of camcording where we can see the whole television screen. True laziness so far.
• 1:38 What’s a NightFury293 besides the guy who made this?
• 5:22 A still image instead of an actual clip? This is going to SUCK.
• 9:00 That’s another cliche in Pooh’s Adventures - knowing things they’re not yet supposed to know.
• 10:44 How can that wake him up? It’s not even audible.
• 19:51 Oh goody, he’s using actual footage after all. Even if it’s poor camcording.
• 20:46 I’ll never come with you. Never!
• 21:08 Heh heh.
• 21:31 What makes characters like Finn and Jake so useless in these adventures is the fact that there’s only three seats.
• 22:32 Another bit of desperation.
• 23:17 He cast Phineas just to do that? What a waste.
• 23:32 Well, many people have probably dreamed of meeting cartoon characters, I’ll give this video that.
• 24:45 [link]
• 25:00 [link]
• 29:36 Okay, this actually fits. It would fit a lot more, though, if Sharkboy and Lavagirl wasn’t so sucky.
• 34:10 Desperation (worthier of a mention than the last time).
• 35:39 This time it doesn’t actually fit, it’s just annoying repetition.
• 36:23 Shouldn’t they be licking their lips out of curiosity?
• 37:45 “No way Sha*cut off*
• 39:04 Well, that was quite a forced "What” shot.
• 41:16 Weren’t there enough scream shots?
• 43:23 For the second time, Sharkboy’s smarter than to listen to “Uh guys”.
• 44:49 Good thing this is crossing over with Adventure Time and not Pooh Bear.
• 44:58 One of the reasons why this movie and this video both suck.
• 45:59 Jake isn’t supposed to be that much Finn.
• 46:07 His turn? He’s just mouthing Sharkboy!
• 46:14 Jacob Black, everyone.
• 47:23 *drinks*
• 49:18 *drinks again* Really?
• 50:05 *drinks yet again* Ugh.
• 51:30 Poor Max, never getting a chance.
• 57:44 “Legend has it you two are the chosen o*cut off*
• 1:01:38 And guess who chose them.
• 1:01:49 Oh joy. A self insert. And he claims that his parents died.
• 1:02:02 "That sounds awes” Huh?
• 1:02:05 Just like what Batman had to put up with.
• 1:04:20 It’s been months since I last saw a Cartoon Network character with poorly formatted subtitles.
• 1:05:00 Agh!
• 1:06:03 Weren’t there enough scenes of Finn and Jake in an ice kingdom?
• 1:07:14 I can see it coming - the Ice Princess happens to be the Ice King’s you-know-what.
• 1:07:59 Oh boy. The Ice King has nothing to do with this, doesn’t he?
• 1:10:28 Really, they entered an ice palace and there was no mention of the Ice King whatsoever.
• 1:10:57 Having that part coming out of the Ice King’s mouth just makes no sense considering he’s not elecrtic.
• 1:14:25 “Sharboy”
• 1:16:13 “And besides, we*cut off* THINK, WHY DON’T YOU.
• 1:16:27 (see 21:08)
• 1:17:09 Marceline had no introduction!
• 1:19:00 Finn’s battle with Marceline is at least not a display of 3D gimmicks.
• 1:22:21 Now all that needs to be solved is the mystery as to why that other guy chose the Flame Princess as a villain.
• 1:23:36 Not as old as crossing over cartoon characters with films they’re not supposed to be in.
• 1:24:55 It’s lines like these that ruin the mood. Again, typical for a Pooh's Adventure.
• 1:30:25 The Ice King should be kinda proud that it’s snowing.
• 1:32:22 Ever heard of something called "punctuation”?
• 1:34:02 Okay, now that is a step too far.
• 1:34:07 Oh glob.
• 1:35:03 The more adventures there are, the worse the casting gets.

• Laziness: 
• Unfitting: 
• Typos: 
• Plot holes: 
• Trouble this kid could get into for saying his parents died: 

Overall: 3.8/5

0.24/10. It ain’t the worst example of camcording, and it’s a good thing Skarkboy and Lavagirl sucks, but Finn and Jake are only there to change who says what and the editing is so lazy that no attention is paid to the fact that there’s an Ice king and an Ice Princess in the same world, and Marceline gets no proper introduction, neither is she seen again when she says that she’s on Finn and Jake’s side. Oh well, according to the credits it could be worse. MUCH worse.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 3. It ends here, apparently.

• 1:13 It could take you a second to say that, but in this video it takes four.
• 2:20 Makes perfect sense.
• 2:23 Makes little sense.
• 2:30 Makes tinier sense.
• 2:35 Makes no sense.
• 3:48 A better thing to say would be “Traitor”.
• 3:56 *insert big no here*
• 5:26 Bye to you too, Kirby. The whole thing’s been postponed despite this part not being a fight agaisnt angry reviewers.

What rating should I give this? Well, I don’t think I can rate it at all, since only three parts of it were completed, but all I can say is that it doesn’t know logic or the meaning of silence. That’s all I can say about it, because next we’ve got Reese taking on a racist bunny and Yakko the Wakko making a Pooh’s Adventures out of LEGO Star Wars. No, not the TV specials.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 2. I just hope at least one of these guest stars turns into Kirby’s special ability.

• 1:54 Not even CD-i Mario makes as much sense here as he should.
• 1:56 CGI Buster. Because they just don’t care.
• 2:05 No, what are you doing? Here?
• 2:11 No screaming montage?
• 2:48 Shouldn’t they be fascinated at all that a Waddle Dee has proven to be innocent after being Kirby’s enemy for so many years?
• 3:27 Gah, just when I thought the gameplay would go uninterrupted we get an illogical self insert. And I do mean illogical.
• 3:35 In case you don’t know who this guy is, click here. Or better yet, here.
• 3:47 GET BACK TO THE G-
• 3:50 Woah. I didn’t have to suffer through an overly long introduction scene? Awkward and stupid, yet relieving.
• 3:52 Oh. It’s just an editing goof-up. But still, thanks for not wasting too much time! People like this, though.
• 5:05 How are all of them supposed to cross this?
• 5:38 And how is that dancing kid supposed to fall down here without killing himself? The rest of these people are toons and puppets!
• 6:24 *drinks, not to the Tigger footage but the second “You know”*
• 6:27 And here’s where Reese fails to do the research. Adeleine is not a boy.
• 6:45 Still no screaming montage, just a short exclamation.
• 8:10 “You know who else doesn’t care about any of the mistakes in this video? My Mom!” - Reese

As it’s been months since Reese stopped making Batman Forever even worse, I might as well rank it now.

• Nose picking: 
• Reviewaboo-ness: 
• Lack of interest over the fact that a bunch of toons are in the real world: 
• Reese’s importance over anyone else, even Batman and Pooh Bear: 
• Engrish: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. Well, I’ve seen Littlefoot take on Epic Mickey (although that’s gone forever due to WTFBoredomReactors’ account no longer being available), furries raping my childhood, and Pooh Bear himself providing nothing but interruptions while people are trying to play Hotel Mario and Crash Bandicoot. The creator of the last two has left behind what he could complete on another video of his, and it’s a game where nobody should talk. Yep, since he Pooh’d up the anime, it’s a Kirby game. Now let’s try to play Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 1.

• 0:58 My face right now.
• 1:05 People like this…
• 3:16 Good thing this gameplay doesn’t have watermarks. Yet.
• 3:20 Well, that escalated far too quickly.
• 3:29 The only character that makes perfect sense to be in a Kirby game. Because she is from Kirby. This ain’t Smash Bros…
• 4:19 If you can fight fire with fire, then you can break silence with silence.
• 4:25 Your English sure has gotten worse since then.

My God, what have they done?

At least this isn’t a parody of The Lorax.