Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle Meets Paul

Well, with all the stoners involved, this marginally makes sense.

Pooh and Brian Griffin's Adventures of Transformers: Age of Extinction

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet The Lone Ranger

Thomas the Tank Engine witnesses a fellow train falling to his death!

Sora Says Get a Horse

The whole short was one unbroken shot. Adding WMM black-and-white clips of Kingdom Hearts is going to ruin the point.

We're Doing a Sequel

• (after Gonzo’s idea): Vanellope: It’s about a racer who takes part in a heist, and it’s called The Fast and the Sugar Rush|Barney: Um, what else we got?

These adventurers are even incapable of decent puns.

Pooh's Adventures Series: To Be Made by CarltonHeroes

• Winnie the Pooh Goes to the Titanic
• Pooh’s Adventures of Dante’s Peak
• Winnie the Pooh Enters The Hindenburg
• Pooh’s Adventures of X-Men: The First Class (prequel)
• Winnie the Pooh Tries to Help The Hulk
• Pooh’s Adventures of King Kong (2005)
• Winnie the Pooh Fights With The Incredible Hulk
• Pooh’s Adventures of The War of the Worlds (2005)
• Winnie the Pooh Runs Away from the Twister

Somebody stop this guy.

Pooh's Adventures of Les Miserables (2012)

Songs

• “It Takes All Sorts” - Misty, Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Chomper and Alice
• “Love Is A Song” - Robin Hood
• “Heigh Ho” - The Seven Dwarfs
• “If I Didn’t Have You” (from Monsters’ Inc) - Robin Hood and Little John
• “A Duo” - Tiger, Fievel, Little John and Littlefoot

This is why Disney stuck with Quasimodo instead.

Pooh's Adventures of Soul Surfer

• Music from Thumbelina (composed by Barry Manilow) in the scene of Pooh remembering the tsunami in Thailand.

Yes, he even has Pooh’s Adventures of The Impossible planned. CarltonHeroes has an even stronger desire to take a shit on true stories than Reese Ambler.

Pooh's Adventures of The Crucible

Evidence that nothing, and I mean nothing, is sacred.