Heck No Pooh's Adventures

2014 and they’re still making teasers like this?

Oh look, they even have the Autobots. Stuington’s out of his god damned mind.

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As if CG trains and Flash-animated ponies weren’t mind-blowing enough, now we have Dusty, Rattlesnake Jake, dozens of fan-made trains and giant fish out of water.

People like this.

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I love how we can barely see Anna at all.

Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 8. Expect a bonus ending when Yakko deliberately reminds you about it.

• 3:53 Is this a homage to the “as himself” credit or is Yakko just being stupid again?
• 4:53 He still hasn’t made that other ridiculous Pooh + Ash thing yet. Come on! Bring on the nightmares!
• 6:05 Yakko was aware of his ludicrous casting once. He should be aware of it now!
• 7:46 LOL, ytpo.

• Absence of guest stars: 
• Questions left unanswered: 
• Pointlessness: 
• Weirdness of Doc Brown: 
• Characters coming out of the blue: 

Overall: 5.6/5

-0.12/10. There were no extra villians to tackle and very little screen time available for their presence. What the hell is the point? All they could do were steal lines, follow the heroes, look at things and bury a bell the wrong way. Basically they’ve turned something interesting into something not only cringe-inducing but really boring. Godzilla witnessing the birth of Jesus and all, this may not be as heartbreaking as the Grinch video, but it surely is stupider and more confusing than the Thomas+Twilight Father Christmas video. Well, since I can’t seem to fit Yakko and Reese’s triple feature in, all we have to do is wait for the next Scooby-Doo crossover and see what hell truly is like. Happy now, Ben Vanneste? Happy fucking holidays to smart people everywhere.

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Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 7. Pooh and his friends get to do something, but that’s not saying much.

• 1:17 If so then it doesn’t come as a surprise - there’s so many characters it’s easy to lose count.
• 2:49 Except they’re not doing it the way you think they are.
• 2:54 For Christ’s sake.
• 3:51 Since when did he know Pooh’s name?
• 7:24 I would link to a clip from Drawn Together but seeing the character that’s saying it I’ll let him off.
• 8:06 *laughs* Just hearing that with images of Japanese monsters…
• 9:05 A great big pile of donkey crap.

Proof that nobody got bored:

• “The bells are born!!”
• “That was a great double feature, Yakko. Maybe next Christmas, you could make Pooh’s Adventures of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”