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joseph1357:

0:14 - Wow, you ruined a joke.

0:35 - Did the suspects put all those guns on Pooh’s hand? If he’d carry all of them, I guess that means Pooh is stronger than I thought.

0:53 - Again, this not how you make a sentace.

0:59 - Again, thank you, Pinkie for stating the obvious,

1:04 - Who’s Pery?

1:15 - Um… Ha Ha Ha?

1:40 - Don’t you mean murderer?

3:10 - Did Percy say that or was it Thomas?

3:33 - And here we get Pooh’s Adventure cliche #10.

3:43 - Here’s Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6.

3: 55 - Haven’t you learned in school to always capitalize the first letter of a sentance.

4:24 - Another Pooh’s Adventure cliche. Cliche #3 (P.S. I know a clip was used for the running montage. Call it a mistake as I didn’t think of that cliche when I was at that part).

4:49 - This should have been Pooh’s Adventure cliche # 21; whenever a main character is in a very bad situation, Tigger usually says this.

Overall, this was pretty much your typical Pooh’s Adventure video; pointless and stupid. And they had the BALLS to ruin a cartoon directed by Tex Avery. You know the old saying “If it’s not broken, don’t fix it”? Well, not only is this true, but another lesson to be learned here is “Don’t fuck with Tex Avery”!

Stay tuned tomorrow, a Sesame Street special gets Train’d and Pony’d.

fucknobabymips:

Oh joy! another badly edited movie with which these losers think they can get a job at Disney for making with! Actually, I find these monstrosities hilarious as fuck. 

fucknobabymips:

Oh joy! another badly edited movie with which these losers think they can get a job at Disney for making with! Actually, I find these monstrosities hilarious as fuck. 

Does this picture "ring any bells"?

joseph1357:

What is Pooh’s Adventures, you may ask? Let this page explain: http://hecknopoohsadventures.tumblr.com/post/24957550463/i-dont-suppose-youd-be-satisfied-with-a-hug-instead.

When I first heard of Pooh’s Adventures, I checked them and I thought they weren’t too bad, at first. Then, in 2009, I saw that there were other people making more of this stuff. I found it strange, but I passed them. Then, when I saw people maknig stuff like SpongeBob’s Adventures or Simba’s Adventures, I was like “When is this stuff going to end?” I didn’t fully hate it yet (I was mainly indifferent to them at the time), but I still had my issues with them. Then came a tumblr blog titled Heck No Pooh’s Adventures. Ever since I frequently visited it, I realize how frustratingly flawed these videos are. Inspired by Max C.’s commentaries on them, and with permission from Max C. (AKA Maxtaro), I’ve decided to only commate on two of these kind of videos. One being a Pooh’s Adventure, the other being another character’s adventure. Keep in mind, I’m not a replacement for Max. I’m just doing this for 2 adventure videos and nothing more. So, let’s start off with an animated short by one of animation greatest legends being Pooh’d. Tex Avery is going to roll in his grave!

00:32 - Are you trying to copy the the Amblin logo? Because it’s not doing a good job. 

00:45 - What!?! You’re not showing the logos for Hasbro and whoever made Thomas the Tank Engine!

01:40 - I thought DisneyDaniel93 was the creator of pointless trend.

01:50 - Wow! Real knives? I guess the person who made this video is more sadistic than I thought.

02:47 - How did we get from a spooky, old mansion to Christopher Robin’s house? And what were they talking about before Rabbit said something.

03:34 - Are those trains supposed to be at the house/mansion? Because they’re on a railroad.

03:55 - Pooh’s Adventure cliche #17, folks! Get used to it!

04:15 - Pooh’s Adventure cliche #11. Thank you, Pinkie Pie! BTW, what is an ‘atic’? Did you mean ‘attic’?

04:29 - You repeated a reaction shot! Hope aboard the Fail Train!

04:55 - Are we in Everfree Forest now?

05:55 - What the hell is a steamie?

06:18 -  Don’t you mean ‘already’?

06:50 -  How does that make sense?

07:28 - You need to capitalize the “I” in “it”.

07:33 - If anyone is taking a spelling class, this is a great example of how not to make a sentace.

07;45 - And we’re back in the spooky mansion.

08:46 - How did Thomas even get there?

08:55 - Well, if it isn’t the most overused reaction shot in the history of Pooh’s Adventures.

09:06 - Where did the blue sky come from?

09:26 - Officer Hound, really?

09:30 -  And here we see Pooh’s Adventure cliche #8.

10:25 - Alright, that was kind of funny.

10:27 - What does inersent mean?

Expect a commentary on the second part, tonight.

Pooh’s Adventures of Rent

Pooh’s Adventures of Rent is a film to be made by N/A. It will appear in YouTube in the future.

Trivia

  • Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, May, Max (Pokemon), Drew (Pokemon), The Peanuts Gang (Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Sally, Peppermint Patty, Marcie, Snoopy, Woodstock, Schroeder, Rerun, and Franklin), Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucmber, Junior Asparagus, Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, Pa Grape, Petunia Rhubard, Madame Blueberry, Archibald Asparagus, The Smurfs, SpongeBob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Gary the Snail, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Ren and Stimpy, the Wild Thornberrys, Jimmy Neutron, Sheen Estevez, Carl Wheezer, Goddard, Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda, Danny Phantom, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, The All-Grown Up Gang (Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil, Kimi, Susie, and Spike the Dog), Blue the Puppy, Magenta the Puppy, Periwinkle the Kitten, Slippery Soap, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper, Paprika, Cinamon, Tickety Tock, Polka Dots, Fredrica the Birthday Girl, Roar E. Saurus, The Backyardigans (Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, and Austin), Carly Shay, Sam Puckett, Freddie Benson, Spencer Shay, Gibby, Tori Vega, Trina Vega, Cat Valentine, Jade West, Beck Oliver, Robbie Shapiro, Rex (puppet), Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Nala, Zazu, Rafiki, Kovu, Kiara, Tarzan, Jane, Terk, Tantor, Lilo, Stitch, Pleakey, Jumba, Robin Hood, Little John, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Vitaly, Gia, Stefano, Marlene, Dumbo, Timothy the Mouse, Jim Crow and his Brothers, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Gadget Hackwrench, Monterey Jack and Zipper, Clarabelle Cow, Max Goof, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Launchpad McQuack, Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn Mallard, Honker Muddlefoot, Roger Rabbit, Baby Herman, Bonkers D. Bobcat, The Gummi Bears (Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi, Gruffi, Sunni, Cubbi, and Gusto), Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, Rebecca Cunningham, Molly Cunningham, Kit Cloudkicker, the Vultures, Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket, Geppetto, Kuzco, Pacha, Kronk, Bucky, Ttark, Hubie, Rocko, Marina, Chanticleer, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Cinderella, Jaq and Gus, Snow White, The Seven Dwarfs, Princess Aurora, Ariel, Flounder, Sebastian, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Genie, Abu, Iago, Pocahontas, John Smith, Meeko, Flit, Mulan, Mushu, Cri-Kee, Princess Tiana, Prince Naveen, Louis, Rapunzel, Flynn Rider, Pascal, Maximus, Hercules, Megara, Philoctetes, Pegasus, Alice, Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Rosetta, Fawn, Iridessa, Silvermist, Terrence, Vidia, Periwinkle, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, the Squeeze Toy Aliens, Slinky Dog, Dolly, Mr. Pricklepants, Buttercup, Trixie, Chuckles the Clown, Bullseye, Sulley, Mike Wazowski, The Incredibles (Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Jack-Jack, and Frozone), Princess Merida, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot the Chicken, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Sam the Eagle, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker, Bean Bunny, Sweetums, Thog, the Electric Mayhem and Walter), The Fraggles (Gobo, Wembley, Mokey, Red, and Boober), The Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon, and Theodore), The Chippettes (Britanny, Jeanette, and Eleanor) The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit, Cheese the Chao, Shadow the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, Team Chaotix (Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon, and Charmy the Bee), Silver the Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat, Big the Cat, Chris Thorndyke, Cosmo the Seedrian, Kirby (Kirby series), Spyro the Dragon, Sparx the Dragonfly, Banjo and Kazooie, Barney the Dinosaur, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff, Scooter McNutty, Miss Etta Kette, The Simpsons (Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie), Milhouse van Houten, Krusty the Clown, Nelson Muntz, Moe Szyslak, Barney Gumble, the Griffins (Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, Brian, and Stewie), Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Beavis and Butthead, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Popeye, Olive Oyl, Wimpy, Popeye’s Nephews (Peepeye, Poopeye, Pipeye, and Pupeye), the Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup), Dexter, DeeDee, Ami and Yumi, Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly Dog, I.M. Weasel, I.R. Babboon, Frankie Foster, Mac Foster, Bloo, Coco, Wilt, Eduardo,  Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Mike, Lu, and Og, The Kids Next Door (Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5), Johnny Bravo, Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Cindy Bear, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Looey, Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy, Wally Gator, Magilla Gorilla, Top Cat and his gang (Benny the Ball, Fancy Fancy, Spook, Brain, and Choo Choo), Peter Potamus, Squiddly Diddly, Atom Ant, Yakky Doodle, Snooper and Blabber, Hokey Wolf, Ding-A-Ling Wolf, The Hillbilly Bears (Paw Rugg, Maw Rugg, Floral Rugg, and Shaw Rugg), Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Dino, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, George Jetson, Jane Jetson, Elroy Jetson, Judy Jetson, Astro the Dog, Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Daphne Blake, Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots, Dragon, Gingy, Po the Panda, Shifu, The Furious Five, Danny, Sawyer, Pudge, The Tiny Toons, Thomas, Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, Toby, Duck, Oliver, Stepney, Donald, Douglas, Bertie, Terence, Sir Topham Hatt, Zack and Cody, London Tipton, Alex Russo, Max Russo, Justin Russo, Sonny Munroe, Tawni Hart, Chad Dylan Cooper, Nico Harris, Grady Mitchell, Zora Lancaster, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Pinky and the Brain, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Cleo, T-Bone, Mac, Emily Elizabeth, Jetta Handover, Charley, Arthur Read, D.W. Read, Muffy, Francine, Buster, Binky Barnes, Huckle Cat, Lowly Worm, Lilly Bunny, Hilda Hippo, Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Birdie, Hamburglar, Sundae, Godzilla, Anguirus, Woody Woodpecker, Babar the Elephant, B1 and B2, The Teddies (Morgan, Amy, and Lulu), Rat-in-a-Hat, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus the Naked Mole Rat, the Magic School Bus Gang, and Horton the Elephant guest star in this film.
  • Since this is a huge number of guest stars, it is meant to be a Pooh’s Advenures reunion.
  • To make this film safe for children, mature content will be removed.

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Pooh’s Adventures of Pretty Little Liars

Pooh’s Adventures of Pretty Little Liars is a TV series to be made by N/A. It will appear in YouTube in the future.

Trivia

  • Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, May, Max (Pokemon), Drew (Pokemon), The Peanuts Gang (Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Sally, Peppermint Patty, Marcie, Snoopy, Woodstock, Schroeder, Rerun, and Franklin), Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucmber, Junior Asparagus, Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, Pa Grape, Petunia Rhubard, Madame Blueberry, Archibald Asparagus, The Smurfs, SpongeBob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Gary the Snail, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Ren and Stimpy, the Wild Thornberrys, Jimmy Neutron, Sheen Estevez, Carl Wheezer, Goddard, Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda, Danny Phantom, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, The All-Grown Up Gang (Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil, Kimi, Susie, and Spike the Dog), Blue the Puppy, Magenta the Puppy, Periwinkle the Kitten, Slippery Soap, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper, Paprika, Cinamon, Tickety Tock, Polka Dots, Fredrica the Birthday Girl, Roar E. Saurus, The Backyardigans (Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, and Austin), Carly Shay, Sam Puckett, Freddie Benson, Spencer Shay, Gibby, Tori Vega, Trina Vega, Cat Valentine, Jade West, Beck Oliver, Robbie Shapiro, Rex (puppet), Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Nala, Zazu, Rafiki, Kovu, Kiara, Tarzan, Jane, Terk, Tantor, Lilo, Stitch, Pleakey, Jumba, Robin Hood, Little John, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Vitaly, Gia, Stefano, Marlene, Dumbo, Timothy the Mouse, Jim Crow and his Brothers, Chip and Dale, Gadget Hackwrench, Monterey Jack and Zipper, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Launchpad McQuack, Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn Mallard, Honker Muddlefoot, Bonkers D. Bobcat, The Gummi Bears (Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi, Gruffi, Sunni, Cubbi, and Gusto), Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, Rebecca Cunningham, Molly Cunningham, Kit Cloudkicker, the Vultures, Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket, Geppetto, Kuzco, Pacha, Kronk, Bucky, Ttark, Hubie, Rocko, Marina, Chanticleer, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Cinderella, Jaq and Gus, Snow White, The Seven Dwarfs, Princess Aurora, Ariel, Flounder, Sebastian, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Genie, Abu, Iago, Pocahontas, John Smith, Meeko, Flit, Mulan, Mushu, Cri-Kee, Princess Tiana, Prince Naveen, Louis, Rapunzel, Flynn Rider, Pascal, Maximus, Hercules, Megara, Philoctetes, Pegasus, Alice, Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Rosetta, Fawn, Iridessa, Silvermist, Terrence, Vidia, Periwinkle, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, the Squeeze Toy Aliens, Slinky Dog, Dolly, Mr. Pricklepants, Buttercup, Trixie, Chuckles the Clown, Bullseye, Sulley, Mike Wazowski, The Incredibles (Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Jack-Jack, and Frozone), Princess Merida, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot the Chicken, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Sam the Eagle, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker, Bean Bunny, Sweetums, Thog, the Electric Mayhem and Walter), The Fraggles (Gobo, Wembley, Mokey, Red, and Boober), The Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon, and Theodore), The Chippettes (Britanny, Jeanette, and Eleanor) The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit, Cheese the Chao, Shadow the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, Team Chaotix (Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon, and Charmy the Bee), Silver the Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat, Big the Cat, Chris Thorndyke, Cosmo the Seedrian, Kirby (Kirby series), Spyro the Dragon, Sparx the Dragonfly, Banjo and Kazooie, Barney the Dinosaur, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff, Scooter McNutty, Miss Etta Kette, The Simpsons (Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie), Milhouse van Houten, Krusty the Clown, Nelson Muntz, Moe Szyslak, Barney Gumble, the Griffins (Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, Brian, and Stewie), Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Beavis and Butthead, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Popeye, Olive Oyl, Wimpy, Popeye’s Nephews (Peepeye, Poopeye, Pipeye, and Pupeye), the Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup), Dexter, DeeDee, Ami and Yumi, Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly Dog, I.M. Weasel, I.R. Babboon, Frankie Foster, Mac Foster, Bloo, Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, Thomas The Tank Engine, Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, Toby the Tram Engine, Duck and Oliver the Great Western Engines, Stepney The Bluebell Engine, Donald and Douglas the Scottish Twin Engines, Bertie the Bus, Terence the Tractor, Sir Topham Hatt, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Mike, Lu, and Og, The Kids Next Door (Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5), Johnny Bravo, Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Cindy Bear, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Looey, Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy, Wally Gator, Magilla Gorilla, Top Cat and his gang (Benny the Ball, Fancy Fancy, Spook, Brain, and Choo Choo), Peter Potamus, Squiddly Diddly, Atom Ant, Yakky Doodle, Snooper and Blabber, Hokey Wolf, Ding-A-Ling Wolf, The Hillbilly Bears (Paw Rugg, Maw Rugg, Floral Rugg, and Shaw Rugg), Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Dino, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, George Jetson, Jane Jetson, Elroy Jetson, Judy Jetson, Astro the Dog, Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Daphne Blake, Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots, Dragon, Gingy, Po the Panda, Shifu, The Furious Five, Danny, Sawyer, Pudge, The Tiny Toons, Zack and Cody, London Tipton, Alex Russo, Max Russo, Justin Russo, Sonny Munroe, Tawni Hart, Chad Dylan Cooper, Nico Harris, Grady Mitchell, Zora Lancaster, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Pinky and the Brain, Blu, Jewel, Rafael, Luiz, The Wiggles, Dorothy the Dinosaur, Wags the Dog, Henry the Octopus, Captain Feathersword, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Cleo, T-Bone, Mac, Emily Elizabeth, Jetta Handover, Charley, Arthur Read, D.W. Read, Muffy, Francine, Buster, Binky Barnes, Huckle Cat, Lowly Worm, Lilly Bunny, Hilda Hippo, Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Birdie, Hamburglar, Sundae, Godzilla, Anguirus, Woody Woodpecker, Babar the Elephant, B1 and B2, The Teddies (Morgan, Amy, and Lulu), Rat-in-a-Hat, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus the Naked Mole Rat, the Magic School Bus Gang, The Cat in the Hat, and Horton the Elephant guest star in this series.
  • Since it has a huge number of guest stars, this is not just a girl’s TV show, but another Pooh’s Adventures reunion.

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(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

This used to be just Pooh, ponies and trains, but now he’s made it even worse.

This used to be just Pooh, ponies and trains, but now he’s made it even worse.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)


Ariel meets Thomas, Twilight and their friends (along with Salty) who have been sailing around the ocean for quite some time and decide to stay with her for awhile.

Nice try at solving any problems involving trains and water, but have you ever heard of train ferries?

Ariel meets Thomas, Twilight and their friends (along with Salty) who have been sailing around the ocean for quite some time and decide to stay with her for awhile.

Nice try at solving any problems involving trains and water, but have you ever heard of train ferries?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

The ten minute trailer for an “epic” 3 maker Pooh’s Adventures movie based off an episode of Scooby Doo. 

Even Benny’s gang have their limits. Yes, Johnny. He is mad.

(Source: yakkowarnermovies101.deviantart.com)

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Y'know those parody posters with a ludicrous amount of characters meant to satirize the amount Pooh’s Adventures uses? They actually made a legit one!

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Jan 9

Psyga Watches Winnie The Pooh Meets Sonic The Hedgehog

psyga315:

{sigh} Sonic. I remember when you were cool. When you ran at the speed of light. When you rocked out on your guitar. When you fought the robots together with your brother and sister… Wait. FUCK! My memories of Sonic were just as bad back then as they were now! But seriously, I doubt I’m a huge fan in Sonic. The fan base has a lot of bad reputation from rabid fans who think voice acting is better than game play to tons of Deviantart entries where a Sonic with orange shoes can be considered “original” on the basis that Shadow was a black Sonic despite having tons of differences beyond that.

Point is, I think I hate Sonic. If not for the piss poor handling of some of the games (even when they made a good Sonic game, expect them to fall flat in the side games) then it’d be because of the rabid fan boys and their cyclic hatred of Sonic. And if the fan boys feel generous to Sonic or Sega finally puts out a good game, then I can just point to an issue of Sonichu or an episode of Bloodshot the Hedgehog, or if I have to point out official Sonic fan fiction, Sonic X.

Though then again, I’m stuck in the past two years as that stuff hasn’t seem to pop up every now and then. It’s either because the fans have quieted down and realized that bitching at the eye colors doesn’t make the game play any better, or, and I won’t be surprised if this is the case, no one is pulling off infamous acts to add fuel to this fire.

But, my rant on Sonic as a whole will have to wait, because right now, we’re going back to before Sonic made the jump to 3D. To the days where the only time Sonic had a dark story was when he was a cartoon or drawn by Archie Comics. Today, we’re looking at the Sonic movie, in which they actually manage to be more batshit insane than the AOSTH version. And that’s saying a lot for the show that has Robotnik say penis.

Much like how Snively was at the end of the SATAM series, Sonic isn’t alone. Instead of Mecha Sonic, Knuckles, or Ixis Naugas, he is accompanied by Pooh Bear. This can only end well people. The only good news I bring is that it’s written by BowserMovies1989, whose Adventures are actually my first, and I know the roster pretty well. At least it’s not going to be a handful. Well, it will be, but not like Nemo and the Wolf. We did five paragraphs bitching about Sonic, so let’s dive right in!

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Jan 4

Christopher Robin’s grandmother must have had one disturbing pregnancy.

Jan 3

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Jan 3

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