Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 6. This is too not terrible to make dozens of rants on!

• 0:34 Not so loud! You’re making this situation even worse!
• 1:09 The panther’s microphone, you mean?
• 2:18 Are they shouting at the same time, or is Benny just doing a crappy impersonation again?
• 4:54 >:(
• 5:21 Is that a child or a midget?
• 5:32 A child that looks like a human is the daughter of a couple of furries that have fur on their noses? Awkward…
• 5:52 Would’ve been even stupider if there was a three-headed dragon above them.

• Forced interaction: 
• Lack of trying: 
• Bad impersonations: 
• Microphone abuse: 
• Moon Power: 

Overall: 1.6/5

0.68/10. This was probably the best of the Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures I’ve seen, even if that doesn’t mean it is good. Hewy Lewis probably liked it, though. This, on the other hand, has its fair share of decent if flawed editing skills but tries too hard to be a really good video, mainly because the original wasn’t even very good anyway. Many of the “good” scenes are uninspired, as one scene clearly steals its idea from Toy Story, jokes are ruined no matter how unfunny, and the singing, oh jeez, the singing. As you could tell from the lack of decent riffing, it’s not only the best BL&J video on here but the best crossover I have riffed, even if it’s crap. But we’ve still got one more Christmas video to go - something that was requested months ago!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 5. Compare - which prison scene has more effective emotional depth?

• 0:37 I hope Benny was just walking because of the horse being too slow. Because if he was supposed to be in the sleigh, that would be creepy.
• 3:06 Oh goody.
• 4:03 Obviously, the Disney characters take no notice of the furries because of their lack of decent contribution.
• 4:17 He bumped his head?
• 5:34 So? It would’ve happened without you anyway.
• 5:44 How could they not tell the difference?
• 6:10 The last time this was used, I couldn’t take it seriously.
• 7:46 Humbug.
• 11:27 Desperation.
• 12:41 Oh, we are in trouble alright. Beast’s going to sound dopey.
• 12:53 Wait, which beast is talking here? They both sound the blooming same.
• 12:57 Eh, I was touched more when the fairy sang.
• 13:12 Benny thought ripping off a situation already in the movie would make the video good. *shakes head*
• 14:57 See what I mean?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 4. If there’s one positive thing, ONE, I have to say about Benny’s videos, it’s that they’re not the kind where the guest stars would stalk characters every time.

• 3:17 Just when Chip was celebrating.
• 3:58 Acting…
• 4:52 Nice try at fooling us, but clearly they’re listening to Lumiere.
• 5:12 Lip sync!
• 6:12 Tension!
• 8:32 Beast was filled with so much rage that he lost his voice and Benny had to help him speak again.
• 8:48 But which friend? There’s so damn many of them that it’s hard to tell.
• 11:46 “Thank goodness no one was hurr”

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 3. The video ID says “2Gay”.

• 3:05 AXE: AAAAIEEEEE! A LION! *chops the lion*
• 4:17 At least I didn’t have to listen to him in part 2.
• 4:28 Is it me, or has Leo lost weight?
• 5:14 For example, I wish these furries would leave Disney alone!
• 5:39 Woah. Belle doesn’t sound healthy.
• 6:15 Yesterday I found two subtitle mistakes, now I find a background mistake!
• 6:30 Your cue, TF2 fans.
• 8:57 Neither are you.
• 9:21 Repetiton and bad voice acting! How come they’re using bad voices yet subtitling Belle?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 2. In which Benny exposes his Gary Stu-ness.

• 0:14 It’s Benny’s evil twin brother! He may have better animation, but he does sound the same!
• 1:04 The fact that he’s been crossed over with furries?
• 1:47 And yet he “pussied” up because this is all softcore porn.
• 4:47 There’s so many characters that they have to roll a dice and see who gets the line.
• 5:13 [link]
• 5:48 Not sure if clever or forced plot point.
• 6:34 Benny the Beast - expressing an extreme lack of humour sense since 2010!
• 7:53 *finally laughs*
• 8:47 Good Lord, this has the worst microphone handling I’ve ever heard in a Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventure.
• 9:53 *rolls eyes and groans*
• 10:13 Does she seriously not notice that there are lions in the room? Talking lions, no less?
• 10:29 Don’t lie, Benny. We know you’re trying to screw up history.
• 12:01 The good: despite being in the wrong location, that shot actually fits. The bad: Windows Movie Maker style frame goof.
• 12:20 Weird. Don’t remember this from my Disney Winter Wonderland DVD.
• 12:53 Oh, merde.
• 12:59 Please! The teenage lion girl is a better singer than you!
• 13:10 It’s so bad that some of the singers are off tone.
• 13:20 Sorry to anyone who turned their speakers up because the Disney footage was too quiet.
• 13:58 Ugh, stop this tone-deaf-ness!
• 14:26 Attempt to sing beautifully ruined by a tiny glitch.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Christmas is coming closer than ever before, and what better way could there be to celebrate than watching a LionKingHeart Fantasy Films production? Well, parties, shopping, reruns of the Grinch cartoon…

Here, Benny and his furry friends dominate the second Beauty and the Beast midquel, and one that isn’t good, but not even as bland as Belle’s Magical World. I’m sure this won’t be like their adventure on the Titanic, but let’s dig into Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas anyway.

• 2:02 Our first sign of true crappiness!
• 3:06 Our second sign.
• 3:26 *winks like Trainboy54*
• 4:17 I’m glad you did.
• 4:37 KOMODO GILLED!
• 4:46 Really, huh? The actual truth is on DVD.
• 5:04 Horrible times. Those were horrible times.
• 6:00 Jeez, put the damn microphone down.
• 6:07 DON’T do anything else.
• 6:49 *drops water down his eyes to look like tears*
• 7:39 Oh, I loathe this guy.
• 8:06 Doesn’t hurt as much as seeing you here.
• 8:24 Benny steals Belle’s line. Benny’s a giiiirrrrl! Benny’s a giiiirrrrl! *facepalm* What am I saying?
• 8:46 Good thing this guy has the ability to use effects over footage. Then again, so does 76859Thomas.
• 12:05 Fun ruined.
• 12:32 He gets the fart joke? Really? Well, this came from someone who adores El Arca, a movie about pigeons farting in a bird strip club, so I shouldn’t be too shocked.
• 12:53 It ain’t right to ask that early. Killjoy.
• 13:21 Out-of-sync snowball fight!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

fuck–no–my–little–pony:

Part of another Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure video. While the rest of them are made up of clips and subtitles, this part is a specially animated scene where the Mane 6 help out Thomas and Friends for 24¾ MINUTES.

Click here to witness more pony-related Adventure crap.

At least this isn’t a parody of The Lorax.

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 57: Toy to the World, part 2. Jon’s ego is big as a… well, you know.

• 0:14 Talk about how slow you’re making this run!
• 1:05 All poor Trainboy was doing the whole time was staring at a blank piece of paper.
• 1:09 JON: I can’t After Effects myself in just yet, you know!
• 1:51 Thanks for interrupting a musical number like that!
• 2:07 SHOPKEEPER: Doesn’t the vomit say enough?
• 2:11 No. More like #3474579134924765236476325601432675363.
• 2:17 You dick.
• 2:24 Artistic talent!
• 2:28 JEREMY: And a train, which is kinda weird.
• 2:31 Ladies and gentlemen, Trainboy’s entire filmography.
• 2:36 How the hell did you turn into a train anyway?
• 2:57 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:05 Actually, it’s free.
• 3:22 UNDAWEEARR
• 3:36 Yes, call him Jon. It sounds less ridiculous.
• 3:43 Another crossover?
• 4:21 Jon in a different location? How unusual!
• 4:25 I’ll show you how useful a brick can be if you don’t shut up.
• 4:40 Slow-paced jump cuts!
• 4:44 Did he just eat his own finger off?

• Platypus Trainboy: 
• Platypus Trainboy: 
• Platypus Trainboy: 
• Platypus Trainboy: 
• Platypus Trainboy: 

Overall: 5.8/5

-0.16/10. (No) Thanks to the Douchebag for sending me this. Tune in next time where I riff another train-related Christmas video, only it has ponies!

Of course the world didn’t end. And it isn’t going to be any different in 2017. But sometimes, I feel like the world already ended, and that’s where people like Trainboy54 come in. For as we’ll be able to celebrate Christmas in hopeful peace, we’ll be looking at his Christmas special which isn’t even based on a Christmas special, and has J.K. Simmons in it. Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 57: Toy to the World, part 1.

• 0:00 Music from a franchise that has talking vehicles that can actually travel everywhere.
• 0:07 Boo! Booooooo!
• 0:15 Step away from the damn microphone.
• 0:18 NO.
• 0:35 It ain’t Ackley or Jon’s own singing, but it’s still stupid.
• 0:55 Who’s even singing in each voice?
• 2:42 He looks more like he’s passing gas than blowing smoke out of his head.
• 2:44 I said booooo.
• 3:07 Why would I?
• 3:43 Of course it had to be low quality. We wouldn’t want the copyright monsters getting him, would we? Would we?
• 4:10 CANDACE: *screams even harder*
• 4:18 I just thought of something - Jon sounds like Phineas crossed with his mother. Or Doofenshmirtz.
• 4:38 But not as good as trains, eh Trainboy?
• 4:49 Clearly implying that he can.
• 5:01 Like these videos!
• 5:15 We are again reminded how brutal Trainboy is when he ruins jokes.
• 5:35 Jeez, Trainboy, put your tripod to better use!
• 5:42 Boy, it must feel weird saying that.
• 5:46 TB has even less facial expressions than Ferb.
• 5:55 Manchildren count too, you know.
• 6:17 You know someone's embarrassing himself in front of the camera when the only thing he’s not doing is being JustinRPG.
• 6:32 Smiling ain’t that hard, Trainboy.
• 6:56 JON: I love celery!

Here’s some of the custom characters from the biggest, dumbest heap of faggotry in the entire Sonic fandom, and possibly the Pooh’s Adventures fandom, the Sonic’s Adventure Wikia!

1. “Ahiru is Daffy Duck and Tenshia’s daughter. Ahiru makes her first appearance in "Daffy’s Daughter?”, a future Sonic Storm Story.“ D… Daffy’s daughter? An anime ninja girl? Daffy’s daughter?!
2. ”Holly is a young woman from Daffy’s past. She and Dafy are close friends. She only appears in the story “Daffy’s Old Friend”, but is referenced in Sonic’s Adventures of All Dogs go to Heaven and Sonic’s Adventures of The Princess and The Frog. Her personality is alosmt similars to Daffy’s expect she a bit smarter than him. But the only they both have in common is that they are horrible managing money and this caused her child to be hostage by Carface since she has a debt as well"
3. “Tenshia is a OC character made by ortsDracoknight. Her first appearance was in Sonic’s Adventures of All Dogs Go To Heaven. Its unknown for her if you’ll in the future. She is very sweet and kind-hearted. Tenshia takes her job seriously being the head angel of Toon-Heaven. She appears to have crush for Daffy. She works side by side with Anabelle.” Why did you include Daffy in Sonic’s team again?!
4. “Karen is the daughter of Sora and Kairi from the year 2030. She is 14 yrs old, her film debut in the Sonic/Phantom Beast film. Her body desgin is similair to female trainer in Pokemon Black and White]” Nice try, but we can already tell that it’s Hilda with a blue cap.
5. Candice the Hedgehog - “Candice is Nancy’s daughter from the future. Her father could be Sonic or Jordan. She was named after Candice Hooper from Sonic’s Final Destination 5. She is voiced by Peyton List. Candice is both German and Russian” Vomit.
6. Samantha the Hedgehog - “Samantha is Sonus’ wife and Sonic, Lou, Manic, Sonia and Julie’s mother. She got killed by the dark knights. She is voiced by Amy Adams” She was a queen, apparently.
7. “Sophie is Sora’s 17 year old sister. She is voiced by Emily Browning" A Pokemon trainer is Sora’s cousin. Riiiight…
8. Dana Solo - "Dana is a strange and weird human girl living in Mobius. She is voiced by Annick Obonsawin.” “Strange and weird” aren’t only understatements, they’re the same thing!
9. Darienne the Hedgehog - "Darrienne is Sonus’ brother and Sonic, Lou, Sonia, Manic and Julie’s uncle. Sonic and Julie don’t know that Darrienne is their uncle. He is the leader of the Black Widows and wants to kill Sonic and Julie and their friends. He is voiced by Sean Bean"
10. Sonus the Hedgehog - “Sonus The Hedgehog is a Keyblade Master like Aqua. Sonus is Darrienne’s brother, Samantha’s husband and Sonic, Lou, Manic, Sonia and Julie’s true father. Sonus appears in Sonic’s Mind in Sonic Generations when Sonic and Naruto reach Danger levels with their inner-beast”

1. Maggie the Hedgehog - “Maggie came to Eradicus to kill Sonic and be the new Sonic. Maggie tires to kill him, but he runs too fast. She is voiced by Ashley Tisdale” What the hell kind of deadly characteristics are those?!
2. Lizzy the Hedgehog - “Lizzy is a robot created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik and is the cousin of Shadow the Hedgehog. She is voiced by Neve Campbell”
3. King Erican the Hedgehog - a.k.a. Sonic dressed up in uncomfortable clothing.
4. “Miley is Sora’s 15yr old cousin. When she meets Conker in "Sonic’s Adventures of Dumbo”, She said that he is very cute looking"
5. Thomas the Hedgehog - “Thomas was an orphan and he was raised by Eradicus and made him his servent. Eradicus told Thomas to find Sonic and kill him. Sonic fights Thomas. Thomas surrenders and decided to changed. He told Eradicus that he won’t be working for him anymore and joins Sonic and the others. He has a crush on June the Cat. He is voiced by Julian Rebolledo. Thomas is allergic to asparagus” Sorry, but Scourge already exists.
6. Kitty the Hedgehog - “Kitty is a crazy, silly, and funny girl who has a major crush on Shadow the Hedgehog. She always tackle him when she sees him. She is voiced by Erin Sanders” I love how on this page they actually admit to recolouring Amy.
7. Demon the Hedgehog - “He is voiced by Justin Timberlake”
8. Sammy Nooken - “He is voiced by Rachel Wilson.” What terrible parents.
9. Teresa the Hedgehog - “Teresa is Dick’s best friend and love interest who is pregnant. At the end of Sonic Storm Adventures of Dishonored, she gave birth to her baby and she and Dick became a happy couple. She is voiced by Dianna Agron” Let’s be honest, it’s a better attempt at a belly than Artrookie–yup.
10. Matilda the Hedgehog - “Matilda is a evil witch who hates Julie and trys to kill her and her friends.”