Heck No Pooh's Adventures

1. Dick the Hedgehog - “Dick is the 2nd bodyguard of the Empress. After Lady Emily was kidnapped and the Empress gets killed, he h as turned all goth and emo. But at the ending of Sonic Storm Adventures of Dishonored, he went back to his old happy self.” ‘Dick’ is right.
2. Flora the Fairy - “She is voiced by Amy Winfrey” Not even the Zelda fairies are safe!
3. Jordan the Hedgehog - “Jordan was born in one of Tail’s machines when Molly was turned into a hedgehog. He fell in love with Nancy, but Nancy doesn’t love Jordan. Jordan kisses Nancy making Sonic heartbroken. He is voiced by Chace Crawford.”
4. Taylor the Hedgehog - "Taylor is another dear old friend of Thomas the Hedgehog. She is goth, but she turned evil and attacks Thomas and Kendall. She formerly worked for Malefincent and is now working for Darrienne and the Black Widow. Taylor is voiced by Ellen Page.“
5. Rocky the Rat - "Rocky is the stupid rat of the Rat Family and the member of Team Finders. He is voiced by Jack Black.”
6. Nancy the Hedgehog - “Nancy has special feelings for Sonic ever since they met, but she nevers admits it. Sonic has already know Nancy loves him, he also nevers admits it. She is voiced by Emma Roberts.” Look at the page. There’s DeviantART theft everywhere!
7. Kendall the Hedgehog - “He is voiced by Channing Tatum”
8. “Aria is a young woman who Sonic and the others befriends. She is voiced by Jennifer Lopez” Young woman? Jennifer Lopez? She’s a frickin’ little girl! Unless she has the Baby Herman syndrome, that is.
9. Jur the Hedgehog - “She is voiced by Grey DeLisle.”
10. Lou the Hedgehog - “Lou and Sonic were born as twins by Samantha. Then a war came and Samantha separate the twins, Sonic in Mobius and Lou in a farm. Then Lou grew up as a fine farmer and then she met Sonic and they are reunited.” Being one’s twin is not an excuse for us to appreciate a recolour.

fuck–no–my–little–pony:

How can a train fit in any room of a castle anyway?