Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 3

• 1:21 Why is Kanga still never part of these videos even when she appears by coincidence?
• 1:58 Everyone here is dumb. Just as much as three of the teammates. Nobody here has a personality.
• 2:32 Who, even in cartoons, says that?
• 3:05 Don’t worry, he could have meant Pooh Bear.
• 3:44 Never mind him, this thing’s supppsed to be focusing on Pooh!
• 4:54 The villains put on their unfinished dino disguises.
• 7:33 And there they are. The Pokemon guys do so much more and yet Pooh Bear is always the hero out of every one of these characters.
• 9:21 Heh, pathetic English dubbing.
• 10:25 What was that supposed to be, a one-liner?
• 11:10 I’ll give Daniel some credit for not mentioning every single one of them in a whole sentence unlike plenty of other people.
• 12:34 Another thing Daniel didn’t understand - when it comes to censoring objectional content, he’s not very eagle-eyed.
• 13:34 Since when did this happen?
• 14:06 Oh dear, another “at” montage.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 2

• 0:30 Why are they looking so surprised? They didn’t even like the music.
• 0:56 Well, now you know what rock is.
• 1:16 Brock in love with a mouse. Ew. Then again, this is the same series where Little Godzilla banged a little girl.
• 3:00 Please, this is a kids show, not BoJack Horseman.
• 3:15 Just because it’s a concert doesn’t mean it’s acceptable for you even as a villain to say the obvious out loud even as someone who can speak in captions.
• 4:35 Like I’ve said before, there are so many additional characters it’s no wonder they have to pick a guest at random in order to give every one of them credit.
• 5:22 You think that’s rude? Later on, a couple of characters say “shit”. Seriously, not everything has to be your adventure.
• 5:28 Jonathan Liebsman’s Raphael?
• 6:04 Zazu reviews a Pooh’s Adventure.
• 6:13 It’s definitely not as weird as this video. What’s Yzma doing with the heroes?
• 6:16 It’s bothering me, too. Hmm… I wonder…
• 6:40 He’d just flip the bird at you and walk away without a damn to give.
• 8:25 So far, they didn’t censor/get that.
• 8:55 People like this.
• 9:19 This is one of the things that makes the whole thing confusing - the guests are nowhere to be seen in this shot.
• 10:25 Our second reaction montage, yet another excuse to slow down the pace of the adventure. Me, when I parodied these videos I stretched 100 minutes of film combined to 155. That’s how boring this is.
• 13:29 And all because not a single villain has died yet.
• 13:41 And when will you be through with them exactly?
• 13:47 One of the many rules for these adventures. Sad, isn’t it?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 1

Rock and Rule was one of those adult-oriented ‘toon movies from the 80’s that was Nelvana’s first feature film, and it was nothing like what they would produce later. The script was lame, but the animation was well done enough to make it passable at best. It had balls for a PG - there were drugs, boobs, S-words, heavy metal, you name it. And yet, not even a film like this can suffer undergoing a more reasonless edit than the MGM version - the Pooh’s Adventures version. Yes, Winnie the Pooh is ready to rock and this movie is ready to hit rock bottom. But let’s watch the damn thing anyway to see what they had to censor. Pooh’s Adventures of Rock and Rule.

• 2:25 You do know there’s a version available with the title included, right? Right?
• 2:58 Or is it? You never can tell with the amount of videos like this.
• 3:04 Are you using Windows Movie Maker on XP? If so, did you know that you can control the volume of clips?
• 3:54 BOWSER: What? I can’t hear you, the music’s too… Could someone please turn that damn music down?
• 4:06 Mok didn’t take this long to be revealed. These people don’t know what the hell the element of surprise is.
• 4:20 And now he sorts out the volume out of all the times he could have done it beforehand.
• 9:18 Bowser can’t fit into this car even if he was the only one inside.
• 12:03 *jumps off of his seat*
• 12:19 Well, thanks for saving me the trouble at least.
• 12:29 The main hero out of every character in this video.
• 12:58 [link]
• 13:58 Face it, Piglet, it’s still better than dubstep.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 9

• 0:59 In case you’ve never seen the real film, yes, they really do use this song in the credits.
• 2:25 I’m pretty sure it’s Bret Iwan.
• 3:26 Even further proof that these people see Roger Rabbit as just a fun crossover.
• 5:21 Of course. Of course. He’s working with trains.
• 6:16 THIS IS YOUR REVIEWING IDOL, ANIMATION FANATICS
• 7:50 Yeah! Thanks for not letting him put this on YouTube!
• 8:03 Define “great”.
• 8:08 And may God have mercy on your soul, dear viewer.
• 8:14 [link]
• 8:37 They just broke the fourth wall at the end and still you continue the story like this? Come on, remember how Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters ended?
• 9:22 Funny, that’s just what I was thinking beforehand. God, the predictability…

• Repetition:
• Lack of sense:
• The penguins:
• Introduction montages:
• Lack of understanding on breaking the fourth wall:

Overall: 3.4/5

0.32/10. Well, that was okay. The movie I mean, not the video. The video sucks. While it could have been worse, it just goes to show how these Pooh’s Adventures creators do not understand comedy, even when it isn’t that funny itself. They just see movies as fun and adventure, not anything inspirational (besides crossovers) or well-developed.

You’d have to be a complete fool to miss the point of a film that has the intention of satire or teaching life lesssons; Back in Action may be too self-aware, but it’s the anti-Space Jam, and one of the biggest problems with Space Jam was that it was fun over substance, with too many characters surrounding our hero including those with no personality. This video is not what Joe Dante had in mind. And what better way to finish off a commentary on Looney Tunes than…

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 8

These people think they’re so epic…

• 0:30 And by unexpected he means COMPLETELY EXPECTED
• 0:46 Poor Genie has been tortured by video editing so brutally he gets cut off abruptly twice.
• 0:51 Indeed, Pooh. Two of your friends got cut off abruptly.
• 0:57 Don’t these people care that there’s two captions at the same time?
• 1:21 You should know, you weirdo.
• 5:03 And they use the Shrek 2 cover as if it’s the only one that ever existed. Or maybe just because cartoons.
• 6:47 The creator should know that by having the music that loud we can not understand what anyone in the real movie is saying.
• 13:36 For a moment there, I was going to throw a fit.
• 13:52 *rolls eyes* Of course he would.
• 14:13 And here’s where the continuity in the Pooh’s Adventures series continues to prove that it makes no sense at all.