Heck No Pooh's Adventures

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

It’s time for a short Benny, Leo and Johnny Adventure! I’ve been posting plenty of furry junk ever since BlackBuster took on the “Best Of” video, so I just thought I’d go back to riffing on the time-travelling lions. And boy, I can’t believe I never took this on before. In this short, they tarnish a classic that was made before the mouse we know and love started talking. Yes, they went that far. Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Steamboat Willie.

• 0:02 They muffled the audio to try and make it sound old. Nope.
• 1:11 See what I mean?
• 1:45 Was that supposed to be a Ben Stiller impersonation?
• 2:01 Subtitles actually fit quite well in this period of time, even though this came from the sound era. I just wish they were all subtitled so I wouldn’t have to hear that Rafiki voice again.
• 2:02 Excuse me?!
• 2:04 Except the microphone output, that is.
• 2:18 Really?
• 2:21 For a while I’ve imagined Mickey as the president. I’ve also imagined time travel to be illegal in the Toon world.
• 2:50 And here comes one of Benny’s biggest cartoon crushes.
• 4:03 Jesus, Benny’s done some bad impersonations but Mickey just takes the cake!
• 4:07 Shouldn’t Alex be taking the mickey out of Mickey? I mean, just look at who made the Madagascar trilogy.
• 4:16 Bully? Having travelled through time with a bunch of two-legger lions, shouldn’t she tell the difference between bossing and bullying?
• 5:16 In case you forgot, Benny likes this kind of situation a lot. Then again…
• 5:36 Just because they’ve barely done anything for the past minute! Besides, Mickey could already hear so what’s the use?
• 5:44 Mickey’s a first mate, so he’s smarter than you may think.
• 6:19 Alex seems more than pleased after all that.
• 6:25 SIMBA: Stop that or you’ll be lion food!
• 7:49 Oh, Jesus.
• 7:53 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 8:37 That is not, and I mean NOT, how you dance to 20’s music.
• 9:40 But you haven’t yiffed him yet!
• 9:42 This happens in pretty much every time travel journey they have.
• 9:47 Alex’s head may be big, but just look at this!

• Terrible impersonations: 
• Lack of contribution: 
• Inappropriate dancing: 
• Dumbing down: 
• Yiffing: 

Overall: 3.8/5

0.24/10. In this episode, we have learned that Leo’s time travel gizmo sucks, you always need to compare your voice to the original character before impersonating it, dialogue-free films should stay that way, and modern dance moves do not go with everything. Stay tuned for more furry crap, possibly even a full adventure video if I get any suggestions!

It’s official, Pooh and his friends meet Jesus Christ himself.