Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 6. The only sighting of a cartoon character appears at 3:13. I am not joking.

Comments:

• “This is great. Can’t wait for part 7. Can you do Pooh’s adventures of Spy Kids?”
• “LOVE THE ED, EDD AND EDDY SCENE XD”
• “8:42 the arm just grabbed her tits and keeps holding on!”

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 5. Mewtwo’s friends really aren’t doing their jobs well enough.

• 0:29 No, that’s a miniature ship.
• 0:44 How exactly can people like this when we don’t even get to see these toons shooting anything?
• 1:30 More like nowhere.
• 2:35 PIGLET: Don’t hurt the poor thing! He could be of some use to us in the next videos!
• 3:39 Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger, Eeyore, Piglet, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Mewtwo and the Good Fairy, please. Think about the environment you’re in.
• 4:44 And not a single cartoon in sight during this montage. Why do people like these things again?

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 4. When you hover the cursor over the player, then you’ll barely see any of these cartoons. No wonder. They only do jack.

• 4:35 But have you ever tried it?
• 5:13 Which you’re not even going to wear.
• 6:12 MANAGER: I think you got a ghost.
• 6:22 MANAGER: And just look at that one! It’s all blue and it sparkles!
• 7:57 The inexperienced cartoon boy speaks the truth.
• 8:18 Shouldn’t Rabbit say that? Well, in Pooh’s Adventures, everyone has the same intelligence.
• 10:30 That’s the only time we, ahem, read Mewtwo in this part.

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 3. So far, we’re barely seeing Pooh at all.

• 0:34 But, of course, you’re too young for that.
• 0:39 Hey, you have plenty of yen back at home.
• 0:41 I saw Pinocchio twice!
• 1:42 Because video makers like this don’t believe in pauses.
• 3:59 If Mewtwo were to appear on the TV, then it would be worth turning off earlier.
• 5:41 Shut up, Double D. You’re no Jimmy Neutron.
• 6:22 We can tell it’s Paw and Order. You attempt at fooling us isn’t going to work for everyone.
• 6:35 But how?
• 7:44 SIGOURNEY: …I quit. *walks out*
• 8:35 SIGOURNEY: I mean, you have cartoons I mostly haven’t heard of in your team! It’s as possible as that!

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 2. This is what happens when a Pokémon leads the Ghostbusters.

• 0:00 The Curse of Evil Tim? Not as scary as the curse of BowserMovies.
• 0:06 EDD: To, uh, borrow some grass? Libraries are the best places for grass, you know. Wait, are you seeing things again?
• 0:09 Even in the world of Cartoon Network, being friends with a Pokémon doesn’t make that much sense.
• 0:17 Those Eds must not have trained their Mewtwo very well.
• 0:33 He just got punched out of view.
• 0:36 Intriging indeed.
• 0:41 Crack pairings galore.
• 0:51 MEWTWO: It just wouldn’t be Pooh’s Adventures without them.
• 1:10 How in the world does he know Spengler’s name? Maybe he watched the movie beforehand.
• 1:16 Here we we again…
• 1:20 Well, that saved more time than anything done later.
• 1:54 I wonder how she’d feel if she saw that there’s a Japanese creature from the next decade standing near her.
• 2:33 Will he have the correct equipment, though? He goes naked. After all, Slimer isn’t part of the team yet.
• 2:36 POOH: She’s in my spaceship, ready to invade another universe.
• 2:38 Double D, you’re not reading the script right.
• 2:43 I’m going to have as much of a mind-blowing experience as when I saw a spaceship pop up in Beauty and the Beast.
• 3:12 “Ohhhhh” count: 1
• 3:22 That’s going to be one of the only few shots of Mewtwo in the entire video, isn’t it?
• 3:23 How should a kid you like you know?
• 3:37 Shouldn’t this be Mewtwo’s Adventures of Ghostbusters? Because Pooh can’t do anything but pretend to give a crap.
• 3:45 You have no idea.
• 4:06 BEAVIS: It turned yellow!
• 4:07 Ed’s a dope! How would he know what ectoplasm is?
• 4:37 My thoughts exactly.
• 4:53 Oh, bother. A power cut.
• 5:36 What, too lazy to use a clip from “Things That Go Piglet in the Night”?
• 6:01 Egon! Bust the ghost that’s talking to you and then do a scan!
• 6:11 I dunno, manchildren? I mean, really. This guy’s currently 22.
• 6:54 Cue the screaming montage!
• 7:23 Who put you in charge?
• 7:34 You see?
• 7:43 How about the toons around you? I mean, they’re basically lifeless.

Comments:

• “Whoa Mewtwo knows these guys besides Pooh and friends?”
• “How do mewtwo know the eds?”
• “How did Mewtwo know the Eds?”
• “these guys make nerds like me look cool.”
• “You bet they say it all the time and that line with "I Practice” and “How can you think of food” It’s really getting boring!“
• "absolutely GENIOUS! Love this mix!! Great work!”
• “Don’t people have jobs anymore? Go outside? At first I thought this was just a ruse to get GBs on youtube… But no, someone really thought this was worth assembling…”

Part 1 of one of Pooh’s earliest butcheries, Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters. Created by BowserMovies1989 in early 2009, this involves Pooh and friends being invited to join the Ghostbusters by apparent leader Mewtwo, with the help of Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy and the Good Fairy. Now you know why Bill Murray didn’t get the part of Eddie Valiant.

• 0:30 Notice how perfectly normal the Columbia logo looks compared to the Disney logo?
• 0:50 That’s what we all hate about Windows Movie Maker on XP - its failure to fade out properly.
• 0:51 By the looks of it, I’m in for some real punishment.
• 1:19 There’s your first sign of true ridicule!
• 1:22 Pooh Bear and hellhounds don’t mix unless he’s actually friends with Satan!
• 1:26 Soon to be able to join the Ninja Turtles, even though he can’t fit in their hideout. And neither can Godzilla.
• 1:31 Because just having Pooh there would be boring, here’s some anime!
• 1:35 And Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy, no less.
• 1:38 When the Good Fairy from Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night appears, you know you’re in for something truly ridiculous.
• 1:48 Why would you collaborate on that?!
• 2:04 Why not just cut out all the western elements? And why don’t 37 of its viewers even care?
• 2:45 Ah, yes. The failed disguise that is common in a lot of these videos.
• 2:59 Hey! Don’t cut them off! They haven’t started singing yet!
• 5:08 It’s true that the only thing scarier than ghosts is finding out that you’re in a Pooh Adventure.
• 9:24 Since when did New York become a desert?

Comments:

• “EEnE? What a pleasant suprise!”
• “That was CLOSE! For second there, I thought Pokemon Mania, which is a mental disorder that makes people put Pokemon characters in cherished animated classics and therefore ruining them, had gotten to you too.”
• “The intro is EPIC.”
• “where did u get ghostbusters from and wat about the walt disney pictures intro?”
• “dude im a big fan of your crossover videos so keep going making even more epic movies”
• “I like it, a mixture of shows and movies together, which can be making it into a movie." 
• "i got an idea do you like good burger ? then try pooh’s adventures of good burger and add meoldy/simba with kiara/ kusko/and don’t forget timon/pumbaa/ an kovu.”
• “This is so unessessary.”
• “this movie is great!!animation movies are gay dont watch theme cuz i saw the pics and they have bad coloring.so now im watching it on youtube but cant find any real ones so i wasnt forced but had to watch the movie with animation combined”

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

I watched El Arca and I can see the appeal - the lions have curves. But that’s all. The rest is just toilet gags, a bird strip club, the mentions of “big boobs”, hell and drugs [sic], terrible voice acting, overly conspicuous CGI, a lack of any consistent humour, a King Louie rip-off, a panther named “Panty” and the involvement of the director of one of the animated Titanic movies. One of its most rabid fans, according to the same guy that submitted the Flintstones movie, is Captain Leo. Or Lionheart Captain. Or Benny the Beast. He used to do crossovers, and they at first looked like this.

He happened to improve quite fast, though, although a lot of what he does nowadays looks kind of cheesy and traced (I doubt he actually did). And to no one’s surprise, he also does crossover adventure videos. Drawings can exist in these kinds of videos, but the main difference is that not only does he use his drawings as well as clips from other cartoons, he has a video maker more advanced than Windows, he can do voices, and his own characters actually appear in the original settings of the movie. So from what I can tell, he’s the most advanced crossover adventure video creator of them all. But is the concept any good? Well, so begins my most hypocritical commentary yet - Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 1.

• 0:11 Animation not necessary!
• 0:15 Another example of DreamWorks going out of character.
• 0:18 And now, clips from a movie where a stripper chicken takes her bra off in front of the eyes of many children.
• 0:25 This is what happens when you bring a Mary Sue into a movie!
• 0:44 A dog? Eh, that’s kind of natural, I guess.
• 0:46 Genie?
• 0:50 Oh, come on.
• 0:55 THAT ANIMATION
• 0:58 Oh dear, someone’s not going to get a very legal treatment…
• 1:04 Well, at the very least that was better than seeing clips spliced into the opening of Timon and Pumbaa.
• 1:40 If there’s anything this does have that’s common in the world of Pooh’s Adventures, it’s the chance of low quality.
• 2:48 Did I mention that these videos not only go for movies related to anthropomorphic animals?
• 3:59 Those blurs aren’t the only evidence of editing…
• 4:53 Oh God. Here wWait. Where’s the subtitles?
• 4:59 As someone who draws some generic animal mutants (and you wouldn’t want to know how unless you’re a size accepter), I can safely say this: Oh boy…
• 5:06 That character looks more like the daughter of Dagnino and Shere Khan.
• 5:22 Who’s that?
• 5:26 It’s the Beast with a shave!
• 5:28 Okay, that voice seems a little too Chris-Chan-ish…
• 5:49 Worst Rafiki impersonation ever.
• 6:01 Finally. A genius in this Pooh’s Adventures cult!
• 6:13 Because in cartoons, everyone gets fooled by Bugs Bunny!
• 6:24 And now back to good animation.
• 6:55 Good animation will return.
• 7:28 Not even with such audible talking can she hear you.
• 8:41 With a disguise like that, people will be thinking Belle’s even funnier than before.
• 10:32 There were strange impersonations of Rafiki and the cast of The Ark in this, and yet no one could dub Belle? Okay, this won’t be so exciting after all. At least there’s slo-mo instead of Toonguy’s repetition.
• 11:00 *shakes his head in disapproval*
• 12:00 GASTON: Wait, did she say something just then?
• 12:13 Aren’t you a villain?
• 12:23 Acting!
• 12:45 MAURICE: Help! A lion’s in the house! And it talks!
• 13:14 And now, the cliché that is why being joined by too many odd characters when you used to go on your own is a pain in the ass.
• 13:37 MAURICE: Although I know you’re talking lions and I’m expecting to be on the menu anytime soon.
• 13:53 MAURICE: Just look at them! They’re mutant human/lion hybrids!
• 14:13 And neither is the gang that suddenly kidnapped you.
• 15:06 BELLE: Rafiki? You’ve had a cold since the last time I saw you.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)