Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 6. This is too not terrible to make dozens of rants on!

• 0:34 Not so loud! You’re making this situation even worse!
• 1:09 The panther’s microphone, you mean?
• 2:18 Are they shouting at the same time, or is Benny just doing a crappy impersonation again?
• 4:54 >:(
• 5:21 Is that a child or a midget?
• 5:32 A child that looks like a human is the daughter of a couple of furries that have fur on their noses? Awkward…
• 5:52 Would’ve been even stupider if there was a three-headed dragon above them.

• Forced interaction: 
• Lack of trying: 
• Bad impersonations: 
• Microphone abuse: 
• Moon Power: 

Overall: 1.6/5

0.68/10. This was probably the best of the Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures I’ve seen, even if that doesn’t mean it is good. Hewy Lewis probably liked it, though. This, on the other hand, has its fair share of decent if flawed editing skills but tries too hard to be a really good video, mainly because the original wasn’t even very good anyway. Many of the “good” scenes are uninspired, as one scene clearly steals its idea from Toy Story, jokes are ruined no matter how unfunny, and the singing, oh jeez, the singing. As you could tell from the lack of decent riffing, it’s not only the best BL&J video on here but the best crossover I have riffed, even if it’s crap. But we’ve still got one more Christmas video to go - something that was requested months ago!

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 5. Compare - which prison scene has more effective emotional depth?

• 0:37 I hope Benny was just walking because of the horse being too slow. Because if he was supposed to be in the sleigh, that would be creepy.
• 3:06 Oh goody.
• 4:03 Obviously, the Disney characters take no notice of the furries because of their lack of decent contribution.
• 4:17 He bumped his head?
• 5:34 So? It would’ve happened without you anyway.
• 5:44 How could they not tell the difference?
• 6:10 The last time this was used, I couldn’t take it seriously.
• 7:46 Humbug.
• 11:27 Desperation.
• 12:41 Oh, we are in trouble alright. Beast’s going to sound dopey.
• 12:53 Wait, which beast is talking here? They both sound the blooming same.
• 12:57 Eh, I was touched more when the fairy sang.
• 13:12 Benny thought ripping off a situation already in the movie would make the video good. *shakes head*
• 14:57 See what I mean?

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 4. If there’s one positive thing, ONE, I have to say about Benny’s videos, it’s that they’re not the kind where the guest stars would stalk characters every time.

• 3:17 Just when Chip was celebrating.
• 3:58 Acting…
• 4:52 Nice try at fooling us, but clearly they’re listening to Lumiere.
• 5:12 Lip sync!
• 6:12 Tension!
• 8:32 Beast was filled with so much rage that he lost his voice and Benny had to help him speak again.
• 8:48 But which friend? There’s so damn many of them that it’s hard to tell.
• 11:46 “Thank goodness no one was hurr”

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 3. The video ID says “2Gay”.

• 3:05 AXE: AAAAIEEEEE! A LION! *chops the lion*
• 4:17 At least I didn’t have to listen to him in part 2.
• 4:28 Is it me, or has Leo lost weight?
• 5:14 For example, I wish these furries would leave Disney alone!
• 5:39 Woah. Belle doesn’t sound healthy.
• 6:15 Yesterday I found two subtitle mistakes, now I find a background mistake!
• 6:30 Your cue, TF2 fans.
• 8:57 Neither are you.
• 9:21 Repetiton and bad voice acting! How come they’re using bad voices yet subtitling Belle?

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas, part 2. In which Benny exposes his Gary Stu-ness.

• 0:14 It’s Benny’s evil twin brother! He may have better animation, but he does sound the same!
• 1:04 The fact that he’s been crossed over with furries?
• 1:47 And yet he “pussied” up because this is all softcore porn.
• 4:47 There’s so many characters that they have to roll a dice and see who gets the line.
• 5:13 [link]
• 5:48 Not sure if clever or forced plot point.
• 6:34 Benny the Beast - expressing an extreme lack of humour sense since 2010!
• 7:53 *finally laughs*
• 8:47 Good Lord, this has the worst microphone handling I’ve ever heard in a Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventure.
• 9:53 *rolls eyes and groans*
• 10:13 Does she seriously not notice that there are lions in the room? Talking lions, no less?
• 10:29 Don’t lie, Benny. We know you’re trying to screw up history.
• 12:01 The good: despite being in the wrong location, that shot actually fits. The bad: Windows Movie Maker style frame goof.
• 12:20 Weird. Don’t remember this from my Disney Winter Wonderland DVD.
• 12:53 Oh, merde.
• 12:59 Please! The teenage lion girl is a better singer than you!
• 13:10 It’s so bad that some of the singers are off tone.
• 13:20 Sorry to anyone who turned their speakers up because the Disney footage was too quiet.
• 13:58 Ugh, stop this tone-deaf-ness!
• 14:26 Attempt to sing beautifully ruined by a tiny glitch.

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Christmas is coming closer than ever before, and what better way could there be to celebrate than watching a LionKingHeart Fantasy Films production? Well, parties, shopping, reruns of the Grinch cartoon…

Here, Benny and his furry friends dominate the second Beauty and the Beast midquel, and one that isn’t good, but not even as bland as Belle’s Magical World. I’m sure this won’t be like their adventure on the Titanic, but let’s dig into Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast : The Enchanted Christmas anyway.

• 2:02 Our first sign of true crappiness!
• 3:06 Our second sign.
• 3:26 *winks like Trainboy54*
• 4:17 I’m glad you did.
• 4:37 KOMODO GILLED!
• 4:46 Really, huh? The actual truth is on DVD.
• 5:04 Horrible times. Those were horrible times.
• 6:00 Jeez, put the damn microphone down.
• 6:07 DON’T do anything else.
• 6:49 *drops water down his eyes to look like tears*
• 7:39 Oh, I loathe this guy.
• 8:06 Doesn’t hurt as much as seeing you here.
• 8:24 Benny steals Belle’s line. Benny’s a giiiirrrrl! Benny’s a giiiirrrrl! *facepalm* What am I saying?
• 8:46 Good thing this guy has the ability to use effects over footage. Then again, so does 76859Thomas.
• 12:05 Fun ruined.
• 12:32 He gets the fart joke? Really? Well, this came from someone who adores El Arca, a movie about pigeons farting in a bird strip club, so I shouldn’t be too shocked.
• 12:53 It ain’t right to ask that early. Killjoy.
• 13:21 Out-of-sync snowball fight!

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 6. It all ends not-so-excitingly!

• 0:20 I don’t know about you, but this would make a pretty good stinger.
• 0:35 Even BL&J’s Adventures have “what” montages!
• 1:03 *gasping* Acting!
• 1:20 I admit that I snorted at that, even if it wasn’t supposed to be funny.
• 1:53 You drew the book? Why couldn’t you draw the potions?!
• 2:11 SPOILER: I used the exact same reaction shot in my upcoming parody video.
• 2:15 ♪Charisma.♫
• 2:25 What the feck kind of good will that do?
• 3:06 Two racist impersonations in a row!
• 3:32 You’re better off with subtitles, eh!
• 3:50 What are they even doing?!
• 4:35 What is this, education?
• 5:17 Pause and watch Leo disappear right before your very eyes!
• 5:20 You’re not making this battle any less boring!
• 6:49 That was incredibly simplistic. Then again…
• 8:10 That was hardly even lip-sync!
• 8:23 The furries screw up history once again.
• 8:53 Stop trying to be epic! It’s not working!
• 9:15 I’d have to watch more of these videos to get this.
• 9:19 For instance, why are there two animu goths behind him?
• 9:20 Through my speakers, that sounded like “sex offenders”. Through my headphones, it sounded like “sexual members”.
• 9:23 This is just the stupidest scene.
• 9:35 That sounds less like King Louie than the voice that’s supposed to sound like Rafiki!
• 9:44 Actually, they already were.
• 11:00 Benny, you egomaniac.
• 11:08 Actually, they haven’t improved one bit.
• 11:24 Slimer? The Ghostbusters? The fuck?
• 11:45 Anything but that. *chuckles*
• 12:07 Volume controls. Fix them.
• 12:35 Another reason why this montage makes me sad.
• 13:04 The adventure wasn’t that exciting. Get over it.
• 13:58 He’s a Disney villain too! Lock him up!
• 14:04 Spot the Photoshop laziness!

• Potential to give the others subtitles: 
• Racism: 
• Boredom: 
• Family tree awkwardness: 
• Video game stupidity: 

Overall: 4.4/5

0.12/10. This is one of the reasons I stopped drawing furries. It also goes to show how dumb crossover Adventure videos are when combined with gameplay. Doing such a thing like that, especially when it’s such a game as Disney’s Villains’ Revenge, leads to an incredibly boring experience with pacing slower than Google Chrome after the computer is turned on. And that montage of Disney animation and crossover bullshit doesn’t help either. I’ll try and see if I have the guts to riff more of Benny’s videos, although I’d riff his adventure on the Titanic if it wasn’t his own documentary. What do you think? Should I riff Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic? Should I?

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 5. This part revolves around that potion-making part of the game. This will be the most boring part yet.

• 0:11 Isn’t Gantu a Disney villain? What is he doing as a good guy? (Correction: He was. Later he was officially good. But they already pussied up two characters from El Arca, so there’s still reason for me to complain.)
• 1:00 I guess watching this hurts worse than being stuck in a thorn bush.
• 1:11 Can’t they just add voices so that we’re not watching a bizarre Let’s Play?
• 2:29 See what I mean?
• 3:49 And when Snow White wakes up will she be concerned that she’s been rescued by talking mutant cats and a couple of robots? No. This is Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures. Nobody gives a crud.
• 4:43 R2-D2 just thought up the instructions for a potion. *headdesk*
• 5:09 Huh, they obeyed my orders for once.
• 6:01 Just draw a lion onto the footage and this’ll all feel shorter!
• 6:52 Speak, damn you.
• 7:31 Finally, after all that slow pacing we finally get reaction shots.
• 7:37 Acting.
• 8:14 In the words of a certain crossover victim, oh bother.
• 9:16 You’re not a kitty cat, but you’re not someone who’d give birth to very pretty babies if you did score with the Prince either.

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 4. Here’s a part I remember the least - fighting Captain Hook. I’ll try to forget the lions that came by and ruined it.

• 0:13 And now I’m going to be making fun about another bad Lion King impression. Joy.
• 0:17 And that Timon voice is crappier than I remember.
• 1:12 Ladies and gentlemen, the only witty line in the entire video. As of now.
• 1:25 JOHNNY: Me? I’m just a still image! It would take a lot of work for me to replace Peter Pan that easily!
• 2:03 “Angrier”, not “more angry”. That’s just weak writing.
• 2:20 Johnny, just so that we know it’s you, the best you could do is shout “Hoo! Ha!”
• 2:44 And now, an excuse to throw in a nonensical fight scene!
• 2:47 That also fits. Kind of.
• 2:52 Wait. Hyenas? On a pirate ship?
• 3:19 Did that chihuahua just turn into a human? These videos keep getting weirder and weirder.
• 3:23 That’s not how a pirate would dress!
• 3:30 That’s, uh, not exactly how a pirate would dress!
• 4:21 And the fact that he keeps coming back up that quickly alarms no one?
• 5:48 …What the hell was he doing the whole time?
• 5:51 But how could we tell?
• 5:53 We barely saw any of them either! Analyse what you’re doing, eh!

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 3. Oh, how I remember this part. But I don’t remember any talking lions.

• 0:55 As have everyone involved in the production.
• 1:14 Mind you, it’s easier to play than it is to watch.
• 1:25 Can’t stop complaining about how racist that impersonation is.
• 1:32 No, he can’t. He can only get that of a flower.
• 1:57 Effects!
• 2:13 Why should I say anything positive when Adventure videos based on gameplay are stupid as hell?
• 2:31 Why is Dorothy there? Do they even mention her?
• 2:57 Gawd, I’m getting flashbacks to the repetition of that Epic Mickey video.
• 3:16 That actually kinda fits.
• 3:21 That, on the other hand…
• 3:33 I don’t remember the game being this easy.
• 3:41 [link]
• 4:10 And that’s the closest Benny’s ever been to animating a head.
• 4:47 I wonder what a child would be thinking when looking for a walkthrough.
• 5:40 I certainly don’t remember the maze having trees.
• 5:53 Stop using the same running shots! They don’t even work well!
• 6:11 I said st- PEOPLE LIKE THIS! There, I said it.
• 6:20 “when, the suspends is killing me ?”
• 6:30 Had they been any chattier, they’d say, “Yeah, Jiminy. We heard you the first time.”
• 7:08 KAIREL: Because then, we’d be fapped at more than ever before!
• 7:27 This is not quite as laughable as the rollercoaster scene in The Amazing Bulk.
• 7:44 It’s a kiddy game, what do you expect?

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Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 2. Short, but not so sweet.

• 0:24 Who’s the Dumbo now?!
• 0:57 Looking at this game now, I don’t think that would be the perfect time to call them “villains”.
• 1:17 Bad subtitle sync.
• 1:31 I have one. Use contrast and blue screen key!
• 1:51 God, this is a load of *whisper*
• 2:01 You know your crossover sucks when the only redeeming quality is that at least, at least it’s not Pooh’s Adventures of Hotel Mario.
• 2:20 And this was a year before Madagascar 3 came out. They’d at least know how to pull off an amazing circus now.
• 3:34 That’s……uh……subtle?
• 4:22 They’re back? What?

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Back in the day, I used to pick any kids game for the PC that interested me the most. Games like Disney’s Villains’ Revenge. And now it’s been turned into an Adventure video by Benny and the gang. Last time we met them, they added spaceships and Moon Power into Beauty and the Beast. How brutal will their attack on childhood memories be this time? Let’s find out in the Halloween special that was originally uploaded nearly a month prior, so it kinda makes sense to riff it today, Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 1.

• 1:34 Why a spaceship? Why not?
• 1:52 Hey, who invited you?
• 1:54 We get subtitles from that guy and horrid voice acting from this guy?
• 1:56 Roger Rabbit? Oh, Jesus. Jeepers, even.
• 2:03 They’re fine with subtitles, stop believing you can do a good impression!
• 2:06 This is nothing to do with the Disney-Lucasfilm purchase. It’s much worse news.
• 2:15 It’s been a while, bad Rafiki impersonator.
• 2:20 Cue the running montage!
• 2:56 What are those people even doing there? Are they part of the character line-up.
• 3:07 So dark that when I squint my eyes, he’s barely even visible!
• 3:11 The guy who works for Shmorky can do a better Robin Williams impersonation than him.
• 3:16 *cuts to shots of Miami* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!
• 3:27 I think you mean to say, “Why did Benny bring us here?”
• 3:40 Well, so far this makes more sense than Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey.
• 3:46 This is actually one of the better impersonations, relatively speaking.
• 3:48 You’re a Disney character! Stop acting like you don’t know!
• 3:55 Where all Disney characters go. Hear that, Benny?
• 3:59 Pooh. The one word that pisses me off the most in these crossovers.
• 4:12 Jiminy would already know who the non-DreamWorks characters are. Besides, didn’t Pinocchio make a cameo in Roger Rabbit?
• 4:15 Could you just introduce characters like them earlier instead of having them appear out of the blue?
• 4:23 My eyes. MY EYES. MY MIND.
• 4:30 JIMINY: Oh. The Madagascar guys? Ooh, I’ll get you for being better than The Wild!
• 4:34 Wait, is that supposed to be a Ben Stiller impersonation? Imagine hearing that over footage of There’s Something About Mary.
• 4:44 Those are very, very, VERY bad impersonations of the El Arca cast.
• 4:50 Another pussy! But no, not in a literal way.
• 4:54 …Do I really have to say it right now?
• 5:05 GAWD THE ARTWORK IS SO LAUGHABLE HERE
• 5:08 Adopted? Oh, how I wish I could read and hear that word more than once.
• 5:31 XIRO: Thanks for reminding us to ruin more fairy tales!
• 5:44 Get an actual sound clip and I wouldn’t be laughing as much!
• 5:54 And yet he didn’t do anything.
• 6:51 Which this thing should stay as.
• 7:21 I can already feel my childhood burning faster than before.
• 7:31 Really? Because that voice of his bugs me to no end.
• 7:51 That’s supposed to be the voice of Pumbaa?
• 7:53 Never knew? There are so many awkward relationships in this gang that you shouldn’t be surprised!
• 8:13 That’s supposed to be CedDo I really?
• 9:07 Hey? Where’s Benny in this montage of villains?
• 9:52 Here to take revenge on the Good Fairy, as it seems.
• 10:21 They’re movies! And games! And crossovers, if done right!
• 10:34 Hmm, fourth wall much?
• 10:45 BLUE: …and the logic…
• 11:07 Spoiler alert.
• 11:18 You’re telling me.
• 11:25 Blurbs should never be dialogue!
• 11:49 At least add something resembling a joke to this situation!

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