Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Okay, I’m gonna liveblog this like how that Heck No Pooh’s Adventures blog does it and do it bit by bit. By the way, this is Twilight and Thomas go to boring alantis location #3421 to have some finny fun. And I’m only doing one part.

• 0:55 - I don’t think you kinda count as family, but whatever.
• 1:00 - I’d rather this gets replaced by One Piece’s We Are. Yes, I’d rather have a Japanese song ruined by this genre than listen to another second of this song. In fact, I skipped it.
• 3:51 - So naturally, instead of focusing on, oh I don’t know, the heroes, we focus on the idea of Pokemon Rangers, and Ash Ketchum. I know, it’s the movie and all that, but still.
• 5:00 - Aside from some stupid intro, no such edits. This will end well. What are we focusing on instead, movie? Random egg? YAY.
• 6:32 - Fuck yeah. HIT IT! (for the record, I’d rather have this be the opening than the We are Family bull)
• 8:26 - So, this IS Twilight and Thomas’ Adventures of Pokemon: Atlantis Is Boring, Why Did We Decide To Go?, right? So why the hell are we looking at a guy who is 20% cooler? Argh, this is Canterlot Wedding all over again.
• 10:00 - No sign of the trains or ponies. Did Michael Bay direct this movie?
• 11:54 - Can we just have Jack be our main hero for both this movie, this adventure, AND the entire Pokemon Series? He’d kick all sorts of fucking ass.
• 12:53 - I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s the only edit we’re ever going to see for this part.
• 13:12 - Oh God, Ash is in the afterlife, and he and Brock are regenerating voice actors!
• 13:21 - FINAFUCKINGLY {sees how much time is left} Welp, Luna would be proud.
• 13:26 - Thomas finally acknowledges that he has some sort of female fanbase. Only God knows why there is one.
• 13:33 - Huh, I didn’t know the writer for Ponies.MOV was doing this episode.
• 13:50 - Huh, the Trains actually do something that trains do. That’s a start.
• 14:17 - Suddenly Pluto comes, with a letter from Mickey Mouse, and Ash and friends follow him, only to wind up in a castle where they lose their memories and- Oh, sorry, I was thinking of a better crossover.

And that’s all. Zippcast does a huge cost on bandwidth, so I can’t do everything in one go.

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 9

• 0:02 The only model I know that isn’t spot-on is Cerberus.
• 2:13 Half an hour of time was already lost.
• 3:08 Of all the times he could’ve cheered…
• 3:28 Not only has Thomas’ accent changed, but his voice too. Why?
• 3:53 Says the type of character that’s been derailed many times before.
• 4:37 Even if Thomas was just crashing into a rock, this still ruins Little Engine’s character. I mean Tracy’s.
• 5:28 Where did that wire fence even come from?
• 6:49 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. And this is coming from the mouth of a guy who turned a crappy Team Fortress 2 Applejack mod into a killing machine.
• 7:10 What’s with the voice changes?
• 7:18 (see 9:51, part 4)
• 7:54 Um, they’re called My LITTLE Pony for a reason.
• 8:46 How whould she know what a Draconequus is?
• 9:07 Whistling montage.
• 9:48 Woah, what the
• 10:17 He’s still alive because it bounced off of him.
• 10:34 She isn’t dead? She got shot! Unless that is supposed to be Daffy Duck logic, it surely ain’t fair!
• 11:37 The Battlefield? Oh, please.
• 12:16 He’s sending dogs to catch a bloody train.
• 12:20 “What are you think you’re doing”
• 12:34 This music made more sense in the Transformers video!
• 12:38 But that is sacrifice!
• 13:13 A certain amount of these trains are going to kill themselves crashing into Cerberus!
• 13:40 The most epic CG battle since [link].
• 14:04 Now what kind of good is that going to do?!
• 14:18 Nope, still dull, especially with the lack of sound effects. Who are these videos supposed to be targeting?
• 14:34 Spoiler alert.
• 15:10 You know, you could just cause chaos and prove successful.
• 15:36 What a bad use of a Frollo quote. 20 years?
• 16:02 What an absolute sissy.
• 16:30 Make sense the say you can’t believe it. Most of the time you do nothing.
• 16:54 Even though it was never meant to be.
• 17:15 Push her the hell up?

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 8

And now, my friends, the longest, most boring scene ever to happen in a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. It’s two minutes longer than your average episode of Friendship is Magic, and far longer than any other part in the entire video. It also stretches the original film from 81 minutes to a measly 149 minutes, when without it it would have been 124 and a half minutes. Yes, this video is that long, so I leave you no choice to buckle up. It’s going to be one hell of a bumpy ride.

• 0:00 I appreciate Tony’s modelling and MMD skills, but why would he waste such talent on this? And why didn’t he rewrite any flawed English?
• 0:13 That’s supposed to be the sound of hooves?
• 0:49 I mean really. That is a damn well done replica of CabooPatrick WarburJust Patrick.
• 0:51 But it’s all so boring and not even the subtitles or the ponies’ lack of facial animation are doing it any justice!
• 1:27 Well, at least even though the ponies are too weak even to do that, they did something thanks to MikuMikuDance.
• 1:52 THERE ARE 22 MINUTES LEFT OF THIS.
• 1:54 Odd when someone has such poor grammar and yet they get “you’re” right.
• 2:52 Or maybe not.
• 2:56 I swear to God, there are 21 minutes left of this. We should get the damn point already.
• 4:13 Rarity was using unicorn magic, and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy helped out, yet you’re only giving Dash the credit?
• 5:09 Run, and this video would be much shorter!
• 5:44 How out of character. He’s supposed to say “That’s right!”
• 6:24 But where’s Twilight Sparkle? I thought this was her adventure!
• 7:17 As illogical as this is, even for a cartoon, I hope this is why those trains are such improbable travelers.
• 8:02 Clip-clopping really doesn’t work that way, especially on snow.
• 10:07 Oh, if only this was made when Twilight became an alicorn. That way she would have so much more.
• 10:25 Twilight Sparkle is practically a tortoise.
• 10:51 This Tonygoldwing guy seems to be very fond of that word.
• 11:59 Easy with the vocabulary, Goldwing.
• 13:23 Pinkie Pie’s more energetic than this.
• 13:45 See? If she just bounced her way along, this would be a bit shorter!
• 14:31 No, not slow! Fast! FAST!
• 15:14 FAAAAST!!!!!
• 19:30 Zzzz-wha? Huh? Oh, it’s still going. *sleeps*
• 23:49 *wakes up again* Finally. It’s over. It’s all over.
• 23:53 Exciting? It lasted 24 minutes when it could’ve been much shorter with better pacing!
• 23:58 The best? Better than saving Canterlot, Ponyville and the Crystal Empire?

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 7

• 2:51 What, wasn’t there any room for the ponies?
• 3:19 Someone who appeared on Netflix with the help of A Talking Cat.
• 3:55 Bowser isn’t even here!
• 4:05 *drinks*
• 4:13 Wasn’t he already part of the team?
• 4:15 Oh.
• 4:40 You said it.
• 4:52 *drinks*
• 6:21 (see 9:51, part 4)
• 6:50 Guest stars ruining an actual character’s thinking? Bingo!
• 7:12 Bingo again.
• 7:17 Bingo all over.
• 8:23 Call Princess Celestia, why don’t you?
• 8:38 This ain’t Pooh’s Adventures, and yet we still get this.
• 9:13 Brace yourselves, followers…
• 9:33 RABID BRONY: AA DERPY APPEAR TWICE AAADG{U it,g opwat6o[98wt ed
• 9:51 At least she actually did something for once.
• 10:28 At last. Remember that one mistake from the Father Christmas video? Well, here it is again!

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 6

• 2:11 This shot makes me think how much better the rest of these videos would be if there were talking cars instead of talking trains. Not that they’ll be good or anything.
• 3:17 Oh, come on. That scene was worthy of a gasping montage! What a rip-off.
• 3:35 Yes you can. You’re crossover adventurers.
• 3:54 What are all of you doing up this time of night?
• 3:59 “You” can mean “you and your friends”, you know.
• 4:06 You know what? I’ve Bingo’d too many times at this. Turn it into drinking game.
• 4:51 (see 3:59)
• 5:19 No room indeed.
• 5:59 *bangs his head on the wall repeatedly* Sure Richard Rich was involved in both films, but this guy’s from Disneyland!
• 6:51 The fact that Amos Slade is Richard’s uncle despite his age and saying that he comes from Disney?
• 8:14 *insert subtitle saying “You know him?” here*
• 8:42 Another villain. (see 9:09)
• 9:09 Of chourse, fucking of chourse.
• 9:15 A subverted introduction scene.
• 9:57 Grand nephew. It would at least make more sense to say that.
• 10:12 “Nightmare Moon seemed to be a clone of Princess Luna.” Desperation…
• 10:21 When he was really just talking about taking over a galaxy.
• 10:37 The one who’s now a good guy!
• 10:48 That’s right, Tony.
• 11:15 SPOILERS: It’s Queen Chrysalis.
• 11:21 Derp! Somehow when I watch these videos, I believe that the toons themselves are changelings.
• 11:59 Woah, even Discord’s accent has changed.
• 12:20 Somebody would’ve broken out by now.
• 13:11 Well, well, well. Another Netflix-related cameo.
• 13:20 And another one bites the dust.
• 13:32 The Queen’s got a gun!
• 13:35 Or maybe not, but we ain’t fooled.
• 14:28 Shooting a train? You dumbass.

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 5

• 0:04 See why it makes more sense to leave her alone?
• 0:30 Was that really necessary? Another part ruined, even if the movie is mediocre.
• 0:43 “We'de” PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:03 [link] Look who’s talking!
• 4:37 Strange. Usually I would hear “Oh me, oh my, that’s right”.
• 4:55 Because they’re big. [link]
• 5:04 A “what” AND gasping montage?
• 5:10 They’re……actually helping?
• 5:26 Cross the bride?
• 6:16 Well, that scene was actually pretty good for a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. A subtle scene. I’m impressed. *slight sarcasm*
• 7:12 So this means Thomas is practically lighter than Little EngTracy?
• 9:10 That pun was already used.
• 12:05 This coming from a video series that defies all possible logic.
• 10:28 It’s a god damn bridge, not a bride.
• 12:14 Well, talking so much isn’t going to make it any sunnier, isn’t it?
• 12:33 I hope to God this explains everything.
• 13:38 “Conteniu” PEOPLE LIKE THIS.