Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Today, Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures is going to take on a whole new low. Everyone’s least favourite gang of trains and magical horses are going to the real world to take on a film that’s produced by Steven Spielberg, a common trend, but also directed by an egomaniac who has been compared to Hitler by the co-star of his own movie. It’s a war of man vs. machine, explosions surrounding every battle, and this leads us to question how exactly our new heroes will co-operate. Brace yourselves, followers, as we are going to have to sit through part 1 onwards of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers.

If Pooh’s Adventures did air on TV, then oh boy, the ratings…

On the bright side, the Christopher Robin introduction will make much more sense.

On the dark side, this is a Pooh’s Adventure of a stage production.

Here’s a video for a stupid upcoming crossover!

Pooh’s Adventures of Tex Avery: Who Killed Who?, part 2. Sacrilege, isn’t it?

• 0:14 “You” can mean “all of you”, you know.
• 0:35 Go away, Pooh. You only made me laugh in your newest movie.
• 0:38 Another running gag I hate - those “small problems” are really bees, and the problems aren’t just supposed to be his.
• 0:42 Does this guy even know the meaning of the word “humour”?
• 0:53 I’m pretty sure someone would be laughing at how bad the spelling is.
• 1:03 It’s Perry, you illiterate.
• 1:13 Thanks for reminding us what that gun really was…
• 1:39 [link]
• 1:46 Come on, Pinkie, you’re MUCH cartoonier than that.
• 2:20 *insert clip with subtitle saying “Oh yes it is” here*
• 2:37 Good thing this joke isn’t interrupted, otherwise I’d have a similar experience to when Chrome’s Flash player lagged.
• 2:46 Just imagine if this was a Berenstein Bears’ Adventure instead.
• 3:10 Suspense just isn’t suspense when you don’t shut up.
• 3:32 Bandicam watermark cameo.
• 3:36 Trainboy’s use of the zip sound was more thought out than this!
• 3:42 Wouldn’t it be at least better to sutitle “I” with “you”? Or just cut out everything that comes after “Uh, *name*?”
• 4:12 Not the jerky recording again!
• 4:23 And stay down there.
• 4:33 Think about this - a portly dog man fell down a trap door only a wink wider than him, and a fucking train fell down the same hole.
• 4:45 You fools don’t know Tex Avery logic.
• 5:03 Thanks for the heads up, Thomas…
• 5:09 Try to imagine a train riding up and down those stairs at the same speed.
• 5:25 Captured the murder? Since when did you bring cameras?

• Audience stupidity: 
• Killjoys: 
• Trainfaggotry: 
• Grammatical errors: 
• The speed of Tex rolling in his grave: 

Overall: 7/5

-0.4/10. Further proof that not everything is better with ponies. I would ask this guy if he laughed at the cartoon before he watched it, and if his videos are meant to be funny at all, but the bitch blocked me. I just hope he reads this Tumblr post and realises what a mistake he made ruining classic comedy and dead-on satire. Any scene that was intended to be speechless is butchered by unnecessary subtitles, every line of dialogue is an answer, and jokes are explained and not train logic. Is this was we’ve all come to? Failing to understand what made Tex Avery such a legend and mashing it up with cartoons that avoid his kind of logic, and having people find the outcome funny? What’s next, Pooh’s Adventures of Roger Rabbit?

Oh, I already mentioned that one, didn’t I?

Comments:

• “0:34 To requote that guy in the Godzilla movie: "That’s a lot of guns!”“
• "That was awesome!”

Awesome my ass.

This user had the BALLS to use a cartoon directed by one of the greatest animation directors of all time! I tried to keep myself from liking it, but I was smiling; not at the stupid edited clips from Pooh, Thomas, and the ponies, but at the cartoon itself. It was then I realized I should watch the REAL cartoon, instead of just watching some stupid crossover. Just goes to show that you don’t even want to mess with someone as awesome as Tex Avery.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Although I wouldn’t usually riff something that’s already been done in my formula, let’s solve the mystery as to why people like the only way Who Killed Who can be watched on YouTube, Pooh’s Adventures of Tex Avery: Who Killed Who?, part 1.

• 0:00 At least the use of the Disney logo makes sense in this video, unlike those videos where is was just used for shits and giggles.
• 1:50 You do know that you can take the title card and edit it on Paint rather than steal a photograph of a bunch of knives, right?
• 2:04 *insert rabid brony joke about psycho ponies here*
• 2:14 And this horrible video.
• 2:48 So that’s what the screaming was all about.
• 3:34 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
• 4:01 I just wish their introductions could be more elaborate rather than just have them first appear staring.
• 4:15 [link]
• 4:29 Have her say “Oh my” and not “Oh…my” and this video would be a teensy bit shorter.
• 4:35 I’m just going to assume that Thomas and friends are really toys and the attic is the worst place they could ever be. And don’t get me started on the ponies.
• 4:57 Do you have to ask them about everything?
• 5:26 “What” montage.
• 5:41 POOH: This is a Pooh’s Adventure. Duhhhhh.
• 5:54 Because if the trains did take the lead, then it would take quite a while.
• 6:18 Twilight Sparkle replacing Eeyore’s line? The two-timer.
• 6:47 Your boiler knocking?
• 7:12 Gasping montage.
• 7:28 Yeah, there’s rocks and cactuses everywhere.
• 7:32 Except the ponies aren’t stupid enough not to know what an attic is. Good thing this is coming from the train’s mouth.
• 7:38 The answer’s going to be along the lines of, “Either you’re homeless or you’re stupid.”
• 7:51 And here’s our first three ruined gags.
• 8:45 Hey! I was smiling, you killjoy!
• 8:55 You’d have to be a real asshole to ruin comedy like that.
• 9:06 I’ll have you know that people found this video funny. People who haven’t actually seen the damn short before.
• 9:14 The audience member = sane individual. Officer Hound = 76859Thomas.
• 9:26 Introduction montage.
• 9:48 RAILTY: Got that name from marrying a train!
• 9:50 The guy at the bottom? Well, you did.
• 9:56 Pinkie Pie = sane individual. Railty = 76859Thomas.
• 10:18 [link]
• 10:25 Poor Tigger, must have a cold.
• 10:27 “inersent” PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Comments:

• “Well, this is something! An adventure of a single cartoon rather than a whole special or movie! Nice. A good cartoon as well.”
• “So much gasping.”
• “Very good work! You know, most of my fave toons have mystery-themed eps (other than Scooby Doo, which has them all the time). Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Remote Island Syndrome, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: MMMystery on the Friendship Express, Gravity Falls: Headhunters, Adventure Time: Mystery Train / The Creeps. This classic, however, is what set the mould for all those. Eat your heart out, Scooby Doo! Great stuff! :)”
• “Sweet!”
• “Nice job on this crossover so far!”
• “Awesome crossover, I can’t wait for part 2. :D”

…Do these people even have a sense of humour?

The entire cast of the least logical crossover adventure series ever made.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

joseph1357:

01:33 - I don’t even remember Celestia being crazy.

01;39 - You forgot to capitalize the I again.

01:49 - Don’t you mean ‘crazy car’?

03:02 - How is that funny, Dashy?

03:24 - To quote Baloo, from The Jungle Book, “Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh boy”.

04:27 - Well, it could have been worse. Twilight and Thomas could have helped Big Bird.

06:00 - I realized something that I should have brought up before; these music videos were filmed before the special. So, how did the trains and ponies know about them?

06:56 - I should have also started a drinking game on how many times this clip of Twilight appears.

10:40 - Really? You’re putting in Pony songs and songs from Thomas, even this special had modern day rendition of only songs from Sesame Street?

I’ve decided to skip the credits, because what is the point of it. That was VERY stupid, even more so that the Tex Avery one. If any of you guys want  to commentate on one of these Pooh’s Adventure videos, fine, but make sure you ask Mac C. for permission. Me? I’m done commentating here.

Oh, you don’t need to ask me for permission, though. Go ahead and send me your stuff.

joseph1357:

00:52 - Did you even need to repeat what he just said a moment ago?

02:06 - I was starting to think you improve with using your commas, but I guess you didn’t learn that much.

02:41 - I think you forgot to put a period before Shining Armor said martians.

02:58 - How has Grover caused confusion? Delay, I understand, but confusion?

03:16 - Not a brony, but I don’t remember Celestia being THIS mean!

05;35 - I’ll give you credit; this music video hasn’t train’d and/or pony’d. If only the rest of videos could do this.

08:07 - You do know her last name has 2 L’s, right?

09:08 - Are they supposed to be singing?

10:23 - I’ll just say this, straightforward; that’s not funny!

joseph1357:

00:34 - That’s so funny, I forgot to laugh.

01:07 - Let me guess; these characters are to state the obvious all over this crossover, right?

02:16 - Here’s an idea; we can play a drinking game. Whenever a pony or a train will appear in a music video or state the obvious, take a shot… of soda pop (I don’t do drugs).

02:44 - if he fell over, people are going to die.

05:22 - I was going to give you credit for at least having good capitalzation, but I guess I was wrong.

06:10 - What does Rain-Booms have to do with this song?

07:40 - Here’s something I should have pointed out in the last video; the person who made this almost forgets to add commas whenever they needed.

08:41 - What does feeding a carrot to a rabbit have to do with a song that teaches us that home is where your heart is.

joseph1357:

Here we come to the next Pooh’s Adventure video that I’m commentating on. This time, it’s one of the Pooh’s Adventure spin-offs, This being a Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. This one is on a 1998 TV special celebrating the 30th anniversary* of Sesame Street and, unlike Who Killed Who, this is five parts, not 2. Pray for me, folks.

00:49 - Hey, Jerry, you forgot to say “Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures in” before you could say… well, you know.

01:53 - Don’t you mean ‘special guest stars’, Kerm?

02:00 - Really? Because last I checked, not a lot of people other than kids loved Thomas (I’m aware has it’s adult fans, too).

02:13 - If there’s sound here, how come I can’t hear Kermit.

02:42 - I’ll give the person who made this credit, as what Twilight says here is a creative idea, but what does Thomas the Tank Engine have to Sesame Street, and for that matter, My Little Pony.

02;52 - Ugh, Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6 is back. And there are gonna be more like this.

03;44 - And here is Pooh’s Adventure #7.

04:19 - Jon: I’ll be sure to make fun of you 2, when I’m on The Daily Show.

04:28 - Don’t you mean “Elmo can’t to see the show”.

04:56 - That doesn’t even make sense.

05:50 - This is the equvilant to Matthew Broderick’s “That’s a lot of fish”.

06:39 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xJr2hCsbZTM#t=1644s

06:48 - Must you ponies and trains always state the obvious!

07:18 - Pointless, much?

07:48 - Now we have character’s repeating what the character just said. As if this wasn’t stupid enough.

09:03 - At this time time, I’m just wondering why did these people have the trains steaming when they’re supposedly talking.

10:22 - Thanks for nothing, Thomas and Twilight!

10:43 - I know the Two-Headed Monster aren’t the heros, but this still counts for Pooh’s Adventure #9.

11:29 - Don’t tell me. All these music videos are going to be both Train’d and Pony’d, aren’t they?

14:10 - Wow, that’s another joke ruined!

Stay tuned for more painfulness and stupidity later tonight and tomorrow!

* = Even though this special is meant to celebrate the show’s 30th anniversary, it aired on TV a year before the show fully became 30.

joseph1357:

0:14 - Wow, you ruined a joke.

0:35 - Did the suspects put all those guns on Pooh’s hand? If he’d carry all of them, I guess that means Pooh is stronger than I thought.

0:53 - Again, this not how you make a sentace.

0:59 - Again, thank you, Pinkie for stating the obvious,

1:04 - Who’s Pery?

1:15 - Um… Ha Ha Ha?

1:40 - Don’t you mean murderer?

3:10 - Did Percy say that or was it Thomas?

3:33 - And here we get Pooh’s Adventure cliche #10.

3:43 - Here’s Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6.

3: 55 - Haven’t you learned in school to always capitalize the first letter of a sentance.

4:24 - Another Pooh’s Adventure cliche. Cliche #3 (P.S. I know a clip was used for the running montage. Call it a mistake as I didn’t think of that cliche when I was at that part).

4:49 - This should have been Pooh’s Adventure cliche # 21; whenever a main character is in a very bad situation, Tigger usually says this.

Overall, this was pretty much your typical Pooh’s Adventure video; pointless and stupid. And they had the BALLS to ruin a cartoon directed by Tex Avery. You know the old saying “If it’s not broken, don’t fix it”? Well, not only is this true, but another lesson to be learned here is “Don’t fuck with Tex Avery”!

Stay tuned tomorrow, a Sesame Street special gets Train’d and Pony’d.