Heck No Pooh's Adventures

A Pooh’s Adventures scene made using MMD, and it still isn’t good at all!

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 6. As if the original ending couldn’t get any stupider!

• 0:39 Ohh no not you again.
• 0:42 What is this, Family Guy?
• 2:17 *clip critique* This was actually the best part of the movie.
• 2:44 “Sora, are you really Edmond?”
• 2:53 That moment where Edmund ends up looking like Dale. Or an ugly Mrs. Brisby, in terms of Don Bluth canon.
• 3:15 What, is it Kairi’s Adventures now?
• 6:53 And it was too late for Jak to react.
• 8:35 Oh, there’s Jak. His voice hasn’t been the same ever since he went absent for almost 8 minutes.
• 8:52 But is Jak a robot, too! I demand an explanation! Give it to me! Please!
• 8:53 And wasn’t it all a dream?
• 9:24 If Kairi is supposed to be offering it to Jak, why is she giving it to Sora?
• 9:33 We can tell Sora was there. What are we, stupid? *reads the comments* Oh.
• 9:46 Fancy that, it ended like that Ghostbusters video. Good God, what a piece of crap.
• 9:58 Well, of course. It continues for a thousand more videos!
• 11:19 Worst credit sequence EVER.

• Character absence: 
• Subplots: 
• Bad grammar: 
• Lack of explanation: 
• Audience stupidity: Well, duh.

Overall: 5/5

0/10. Yet another bloody terrible one. Honestly, why the hell did people enjoy this? Did they find a compelling plot in this? Did they just come (double entendre) for Jak and Daxter, even though Jak was just a replacement for Sora and Daxter barely even did anything? Do they like everything? Or do crossovers just make them masturbate? Good thing Rock-a-Doodle is already a mess, anyway.

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 5. I really don’t have as much to say, mainly because this guy tries his best to find the perfect time to add a reaction shot.

• 3:35 Okay… Is this something to do with part 3?
• 5:26 *rolls his eyes* Since when did our heroes start flying away from boiling lava?
• 7:42 And here’s another example of trying too hard.
• 8:00 Since when did our heroes start fighting a giant, robotic spider?
• 9:26 *clip critique* That voice acting is just unacceptable.
• 10:26 *groans out loud* Whyyyyyyyyyyy…
• 11:20 And now he’s turned back into anime.
• 12:58 We really don’t see that much of Jak, don’t we? Especially not of him fighting.
• 13:23 *crickets chirp*
• 13:42 Shut up! This isn’t The Magic Voyage!
• 14:38 …What does that even mean?

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 4. This scene follows up part 3, so it appears that Astro Boy has been bullied by Jak by being told that he isn’t his brother. He is speaking the truth, you know.

• 0:06 Poor kid can’t even spell “carpet” right.
• 1:10 Of course, the abuse of “your” is very common when you can hardly spell despite the fact that YOU’RE in an English-speaking country.
• 1:18 [link]
• 1:32 Boy, do I hope Rock Holmes arrives so that we’d have less cameos…
• 1:46 Hamegg = MrRuscole.
• 1:58 Thank God. A short introduction scene.
• 2:04 More subliminal laziness!
• 2:16 Well, there had to be a bloody subplot.
• 2:29 And it turns out that Dudley Puppy made a cameo.
• 4:51 This got 8 likes.
• 5:22 Bugs Bunny would never say that whenever he disguises with someone else.
• 9:23 Oh, there’s Jak.
• 9:27 Haven’t these people ever heard of adoption?
• 10:04 Astro Boy in World of Warcraft? *about to headdesk* Well, of course!
• 10:08 Here, Toby has turned CGI again and is stealing Po’s childhood memories. Bully.
• 10:24 Self insertion, ladies and gentlemen!
• 10:25 And then he turns into a panda.
• 10:52 Eh, the drama was already ridiculous.
• 11:03 You do know who Nathan Lane’s character was in the movie, don’t you?
• 13:16 It must be exhausting (not to mention unnerving) to say such a thing like that. Especially with the typos.

As Pooh’s Adventures of Batman Forever is put on hold until Halloween, I will in the meantime interrupt the riff with one of my self requests. Here is a crossover that does not have Pooh, but crosses PS2 games over with Don Bluth mediocrity. Family trees? Yes. Bad grammar? Yup. Ladies and gentlemen, Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 1.

• 0:00 Most disappointing use of the previous Universal theme EVER.
• 1:56 Third sign of stupidity.
• 2:01 And now this.
• 2:23 Well, that opening had a very silly placement in a Rock-a-Doodle crossover.
• 8:42 The real fun doesn’t start until this very point.
• 9:16 This is Jak and Daxter’s Adventures and yet the first inserted character we see comes from Kingdom Hearts.
• 11:20 Does this guy know the names just from hearing them?
• 12:49 See how utterly stupid it is when you put video game characters in Rock-a-Doodle?
• 13:55 The real subtitles make it sound like she actually wants that kid dead.
• 14:12 Attack on the first appearance, eh? I guess that works, but not by a mile.
• 14:32 The Grand Duke shot by an electric blast and apparently Edmund’s to blame!
• 14:36 Tut tut tut…
• 14:47 Bugs Bunny? Makes sense, I guess…

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 3 can not be seen by the British (and not even ProxTube can do anything about it), so I’ll leave it here for you Americans to judge by yourselves!

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 2, in which we get introduced to a bunch of characters that we should’ve been introduced to much earlier.

• 0:00 Aladdin? What are you doing in a movie that you grossed higher than?
• 0:03 Oh hi, Ala.
• 0:11 By far the only part of the crossover that really works.
• 0:21 Did Granny finally die?
• 0:29 *bursts into fits of laughter* I do hope that guy didn’t actually mean it when he said that he was 20!
• 0:32 Filler to make the pain even less endurable.
• 0:42 If he used both the CG Astro Boy and the anime as reaction shots for Toby, then I would not in any way be surprised. (SPOILER: He did)
• 0:47 He’s known it ever since hearing of your existence in PlayStation Land.
• 3:19 And we had to wait until this point for another toon to appear. Laziness with 7 likes.
• 5:35 “Your” confusion? Bingo.
• 5:37 These characters don’t even appear that much and yet people like this?!
• 9:07 Why, even in Rock-a-Doodle, would a whale be involved in this?
• 9:16 So… What is this about again? Hubie and his pebble, or Edmund and his Chanticleer? Was the pebble even introduced?
• 10:07 What is even going on?
• 10:58 Bad grammar created using sound and subs!
• 12:00 I repeat, what is even going on?!
• 14:42 And what have the non-Bluth characters been doing this whole time? We haven’t seen them since 5:39.

“p.s. I forgot to put the introduction of Tiff” Well, that at least saved a good deal of time.

The hell?

(Source: spongebobandfriendsadventures.wikia.com)