Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Ren & Stimpy?! Is nothing sacred to Yakko and Reese at all?

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 3. It ends here, apparently.

• 1:13 It could take you a second to say that, but in this video it takes four.
• 2:20 Makes perfect sense.
• 2:23 Makes little sense.
• 2:30 Makes tinier sense.
• 2:35 Makes no sense.
• 3:48 A better thing to say would be “Traitor”.
• 3:56 *insert big no here*
• 5:26 Bye to you too, Kirby. The whole thing’s been postponed despite this part not being a fight agaisnt angry reviewers.

What rating should I give this? Well, I don’t think I can rate it at all, since only three parts of it were completed, but all I can say is that it doesn’t know logic or the meaning of silence. That’s all I can say about it, because next we’ve got Reese taking on a racist bunny and Yakko the Wakko making a Pooh’s Adventures out of LEGO Star Wars. No, not the TV specials.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 2. I just hope at least one of these guest stars turns into Kirby’s special ability.

• 1:54 Not even CD-i Mario makes as much sense here as he should.
• 1:56 CGI Buster. Because they just don’t care.
• 2:05 No, what are you doing? Here?
• 2:11 No screaming montage?
• 2:48 Shouldn’t they be fascinated at all that a Waddle Dee has proven to be innocent after being Kirby’s enemy for so many years?
• 3:27 Gah, just when I thought the gameplay would go uninterrupted we get an illogical self insert. And I do mean illogical.
• 3:35 In case you don’t know who this guy is, click here. Or better yet, here.
• 3:47 GET BACK TO THE G-
• 3:50 Woah. I didn’t have to suffer through an overly long introduction scene? Awkward and stupid, yet relieving.
• 3:52 Oh. It’s just an editing goof-up. But still, thanks for not wasting too much time! People like this, though.
• 5:05 How are all of them supposed to cross this?
• 5:38 And how is that dancing kid supposed to fall down here without killing himself? The rest of these people are toons and puppets!
• 6:24 *drinks, not to the Tigger footage but the second “You know”*
• 6:27 And here’s where Reese fails to do the research. Adeleine is not a boy.
• 6:45 Still no screaming montage, just a short exclamation.
• 8:10 “You know who else doesn’t care about any of the mistakes in this video? My Mom!” - Reese

As it’s been months since Reese stopped making Batman Forever even worse, I might as well rank it now.

• Nose picking: 
• Reviewaboo-ness: 
• Lack of interest over the fact that a bunch of toons are in the real world: 
• Reese’s importance over anyone else, even Batman and Pooh Bear: 
• Engrish: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. Well, I’ve seen Littlefoot take on Epic Mickey (although that’s gone forever due to WTFBoredomReactors’ account no longer being available), furries raping my childhood, and Pooh Bear himself providing nothing but interruptions while people are trying to play Hotel Mario and Crash Bandicoot. The creator of the last two has left behind what he could complete on another video of his, and it’s a game where nobody should talk. Yep, since he Pooh’d up the anime, it’s a Kirby game. Now let’s try to play Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 1.

• 0:58 My face right now.
• 1:05 People like this…
• 3:16 Good thing this gameplay doesn’t have watermarks. Yet.
• 3:20 Well, that escalated far too quickly.
• 3:29 The only character that makes perfect sense to be in a Kirby game. Because she is from Kirby. This ain’t Smash Bros…
• 4:19 If you can fight fire with fire, then you can break silence with silence.
• 4:25 Your English sure has gotten worse since then.

At least this isn’t a parody of The Lorax.

Thought Yakko’s first opening was long? Wait until you see this.

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 6. As if the original ending couldn’t get any stupider!

• 0:39 Ohh no not you again.
• 0:42 What is this, Family Guy?
• 2:17 *clip critique* This was actually the best part of the movie.
• 2:44 “Sora, are you really Edmond?”
• 2:53 That moment where Edmund ends up looking like Dale. Or an ugly Mrs. Brisby, in terms of Don Bluth canon.
• 3:15 What, is it Kairi’s Adventures now?
• 6:53 And it was too late for Jak to react.
• 8:35 Oh, there’s Jak. His voice hasn’t been the same ever since he went absent for almost 8 minutes.
• 8:52 But is Jak a robot, too! I demand an explanation! Give it to me! Please!
• 8:53 And wasn’t it all a dream?
• 9:24 If Kairi is supposed to be offering it to Jak, why is she giving it to Sora?
• 9:33 We can tell Sora was there. What are we, stupid? *reads the comments* Oh.
• 9:46 Fancy that, it ended like that Ghostbusters video. Good God, what a piece of crap.
• 9:58 Well, of course. It continues for a thousand more videos!
• 11:19 Worst credit sequence EVER.

• Character absence: 
• Subplots: 
• Bad grammar: 
• Lack of explanation: 
• Audience stupidity: Well, duh.

Overall: 5/5

0/10. Yet another bloody terrible one. Honestly, why the hell did people enjoy this? Did they find a compelling plot in this? Did they just come (double entendre) for Jak and Daxter, even though Jak was just a replacement for Sora and Daxter barely even did anything? Do they like everything? Or do crossovers just make them masturbate? Good thing Rock-a-Doodle is already a mess, anyway.

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 5. I really don’t have as much to say, mainly because this guy tries his best to find the perfect time to add a reaction shot.

• 3:35 Okay… Is this something to do with part 3?
• 5:26 *rolls his eyes* Since when did our heroes start flying away from boiling lava?
• 7:42 And here’s another example of trying too hard.
• 8:00 Since when did our heroes start fighting a giant, robotic spider?
• 9:26 *clip critique* That voice acting is just unacceptable.
• 10:26 *groans out loud* Whyyyyyyyyyyy…
• 11:20 And now he’s turned back into anime.
• 12:58 We really don’t see that much of Jak, don’t we? Especially not of him fighting.
• 13:23 *crickets chirp*
• 13:42 Shut up! This isn’t The Magic Voyage!
• 14:38 …What does that even mean?

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 4. This scene follows up part 3, so it appears that Astro Boy has been bullied by Jak by being told that he isn’t his brother. He is speaking the truth, you know.

• 0:06 Poor kid can’t even spell “carpet” right.
• 1:10 Of course, the abuse of “your” is very common when you can hardly spell despite the fact that YOU’RE in an English-speaking country.
• 1:18 [link]
• 1:32 Boy, do I hope Rock Holmes arrives so that we’d have less cameos…
• 1:46 Hamegg = MrRuscole.
• 1:58 Thank God. A short introduction scene.
• 2:04 More subliminal laziness!
• 2:16 Well, there had to be a bloody subplot.
• 2:29 And it turns out that Dudley Puppy made a cameo.
• 4:51 This got 8 likes.
• 5:22 Bugs Bunny would never say that whenever he disguises with someone else.
• 9:23 Oh, there’s Jak.
• 9:27 Haven’t these people ever heard of adoption?
• 10:04 Astro Boy in World of Warcraft? *about to headdesk* Well, of course!
• 10:08 Here, Toby has turned CGI again and is stealing Po’s childhood memories. Bully.
• 10:24 Self insertion, ladies and gentlemen!
• 10:25 And then he turns into a panda.
• 10:52 Eh, the drama was already ridiculous.
• 11:03 You do know who Nathan Lane’s character was in the movie, don’t you?
• 13:16 It must be exhausting (not to mention unnerving) to say such a thing like that. Especially with the typos.

As Pooh’s Adventures of Batman Forever is put on hold until Halloween, I will in the meantime interrupt the riff with one of my self requests. Here is a crossover that does not have Pooh, but crosses PS2 games over with Don Bluth mediocrity. Family trees? Yes. Bad grammar? Yup. Ladies and gentlemen, Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 1.

• 0:00 Most disappointing use of the previous Universal theme EVER.
• 1:56 Third sign of stupidity.
• 2:01 And now this.
• 2:23 Well, that opening had a very silly placement in a Rock-a-Doodle crossover.
• 8:42 The real fun doesn’t start until this very point.
• 9:16 This is Jak and Daxter’s Adventures and yet the first inserted character we see comes from Kingdom Hearts.
• 11:20 Does this guy know the names just from hearing them?
• 12:49 See how utterly stupid it is when you put video game characters in Rock-a-Doodle?
• 13:55 The real subtitles make it sound like she actually wants that kid dead.
• 14:12 Attack on the first appearance, eh? I guess that works, but not by a mile.
• 14:32 The Grand Duke shot by an electric blast and apparently Edmund’s to blame!
• 14:36 Tut tut tut…
• 14:47 Bugs Bunny? Makes sense, I guess…

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 3 can not be seen by the British (and not even ProxTube can do anything about it), so I’ll leave it here for you Americans to judge by yourselves!

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 2, in which we get introduced to a bunch of characters that we should’ve been introduced to much earlier.

• 0:00 Aladdin? What are you doing in a movie that you grossed higher than?
• 0:03 Oh hi, Ala.
• 0:11 By far the only part of the crossover that really works.
• 0:21 Did Granny finally die?
• 0:29 *bursts into fits of laughter* I do hope that guy didn’t actually mean it when he said that he was 20!
• 0:32 Filler to make the pain even less endurable.
• 0:42 If he used both the CG Astro Boy and the anime as reaction shots for Toby, then I would not in any way be surprised. (SPOILER: He did)
• 0:47 He’s known it ever since hearing of your existence in PlayStation Land.
• 3:19 And we had to wait until this point for another toon to appear. Laziness with 7 likes.
• 5:35 “Your” confusion? Bingo.
• 5:37 These characters don’t even appear that much and yet people like this?!
• 9:07 Why, even in Rock-a-Doodle, would a whale be involved in this?
• 9:16 So… What is this about again? Hubie and his pebble, or Edmund and his Chanticleer? Was the pebble even introduced?
• 10:07 What is even going on?
• 10:58 Bad grammar created using sound and subs!
• 12:00 I repeat, what is even going on?!
• 14:42 And what have the non-Bluth characters been doing this whole time? We haven’t seen them since 5:39.

“p.s. I forgot to put the introduction of Tiff” Well, that at least saved a good deal of time.