Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 5

I’m surprised that nobody has reacted to Cindy’s panty shots at all. Especially Brock.

• 0:22 No weirder than Daniel’s.
• 2:11 I dunno, Jessie, Sparky makes a point.
• 3:34 Not only doesn’t Daniel notice that he spelled “Ancient” wrong, but he doesn’t even notice that Bowser’s new captions are in the way of his face.
• 4:14 And that’s the way things go when you have dozens of villains stopping your heroes at a time.
• 5:07 Would make some sense in 2005.
• 5:41 You can say that again. And again. And again…
• 5:43 You already have. Millions of times.
• 5:50 Nickelodeon.
• 5:58 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 6:23 With such filler as this, the movie has gone from 78 minutes to 125.
• 6:52 You’re not helping, hero.
• 7:33 In this scene, the tattoo is cut out. But will it be completely cut out?
• 8:11 Oh… *stares at the bottom-left corner and bursts with laughter*
• 8:44 *laughs even harder*
• 9:31 People… *laughs* …they like this…
• 10:25 A hybrid of paying attention and not looking close enough.
• 10:44 Not having Mok as the leader ruins his wit and his independence.
• 11:15 Ah, Club 666, the raunchiest scene in the movie - drugs are smoked, nipples stick out and breasts are groped. Then again, it happened in the Mark Twain movie and it got rated G…
• 12:13 And here’s our first sign in the scene that Daniel fails at censorship.
• 12:25 *laughs again*
• 12:58 Wow. Just……wow. He barely censored anything in this scene. Makes me wonder what’s going on with the South Park crossovers…
• 14:14 Cindy was such a well-animated character for some reason.
• 14:45 They especially weren’t allowed in the club, unless they stood on top of each other and walked around in a trenchcoat.

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 4

• 0:07 Wasn’t it already obvious? There’s always hundreds of villains after you at the same time.
• 1:08 For vandalism and movie piracy, that’s why. That’s the way the government works, I’m sorry to say.
• 2:04 Again, this shot just makes the logic of these videos all the more confusing. There’s a reason the original movies limit their main characters down to a few, you know.
• 3:00 You should know already, you’ve met many of these villains in so many of your past adventures.
• 3:13 I haven’t yet pointed out that this is one of the most common cliches in these videos; “You know him?”
• 4:16 “Excatly.” Haven’t these people any idea of how slow the pace becomes when so many villains are introduced? It’s like Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but much x200 worse. I know I’m making a lot of comments on things I may or could have pointed out before, but God, these videos are uninspired.
• 5:07 Don’t you mean “a challenge”? Because that’s less literal.
• 5:26 No, I’m never suprise to see you at all.
• 5:33 This has been going on for three minutes already, and that feels like three hours. Our heroes should be dead by now.
• 7:08 I haven’t watched any episode of Avatar, but I know how you fans are feeling right now discovering that they made Azula the wife of Bowser Jr.
• 9:35 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 3

• 1:21 Why is Kanga still never part of these videos even when she appears by coincidence?
• 1:58 Everyone here is dumb. Just as much as three of the teammates. Nobody here has a personality.
• 2:32 Who, even in cartoons, says that?
• 3:05 Don’t worry, he could have meant Pooh Bear.
• 3:44 Never mind him, this thing’s supppsed to be focusing on Pooh!
• 4:54 The villains put on their unfinished dino disguises.
• 7:33 And there they are. The Pokemon guys do so much more and yet Pooh Bear is always the hero out of every one of these characters.
• 9:21 Heh, pathetic English dubbing.
• 10:25 What was that supposed to be, a one-liner?
• 11:10 I’ll give Daniel some credit for not mentioning every single one of them in a whole sentence unlike plenty of other people.
• 12:34 Another thing Daniel didn’t understand - when it comes to censoring objectional content, he’s not very eagle-eyed.
• 13:34 Since when did this happen?
• 14:06 Oh dear, another “at” montage.

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 2

• 0:30 Why are they looking so surprised? They didn’t even like the music.
• 0:56 Well, now you know what rock is.
• 1:16 Brock in love with a mouse. Ew. Then again, this is the same series where Little Godzilla banged a little girl.
• 3:00 Please, this is a kids show, not BoJack Horseman.
• 3:15 Just because it’s a concert doesn’t mean it’s acceptable for you even as a villain to say the obvious out loud even as someone who can speak in captions.
• 4:35 Like I’ve said before, there are so many additional characters it’s no wonder they have to pick a guest at random in order to give every one of them credit.
• 5:22 You think that’s rude? Later on, a couple of characters say “shit”. Seriously, not everything has to be your adventure.
• 5:28 Jonathan Liebsman’s Raphael?
• 6:04 Zazu reviews a Pooh’s Adventure.
• 6:13 It’s definitely not as weird as this video. What’s Yzma doing with the heroes?
• 6:16 It’s bothering me, too. Hmm… I wonder…
• 6:40 He’d just flip the bird at you and walk away without a damn to give.
• 8:25 So far, they didn’t censor/get that.
• 8:55 People like this.
• 9:19 This is one of the things that makes the whole thing confusing - the guests are nowhere to be seen in this shot.
• 10:25 Our second reaction montage, yet another excuse to slow down the pace of the adventure. Me, when I parodied these videos I stretched 100 minutes of film combined to 155. That’s how boring this is.
• 13:29 And all because not a single villain has died yet.
• 13:41 And when will you be through with them exactly?
• 13:47 One of the many rules for these adventures. Sad, isn’t it?

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 1

Rock and Rule was one of those adult-oriented ‘toon movies from the 80’s that was Nelvana’s first feature film, and it was nothing like what they would produce later. The script was lame, but the animation was well done enough to make it passable at best. It had balls for a PG - there were drugs, boobs, S-words, heavy metal, you name it. And yet, not even a film like this can suffer undergoing a more reasonless edit than the MGM version - the Pooh’s Adventures version. Yes, Winnie the Pooh is ready to rock and this movie is ready to hit rock bottom. But let’s watch the damn thing anyway to see what they had to censor. Pooh’s Adventures of Rock and Rule.

• 2:25 You do know there’s a version available with the title included, right? Right?
• 2:58 Or is it? You never can tell with the amount of videos like this.
• 3:04 Are you using Windows Movie Maker on XP? If so, did you know that you can control the volume of clips?
• 3:54 BOWSER: What? I can’t hear you, the music’s too… Could someone please turn that damn music down?
• 4:06 Mok didn’t take this long to be revealed. These people don’t know what the hell the element of surprise is.
• 4:20 And now he sorts out the volume out of all the times he could have done it beforehand.
• 9:18 Bowser can’t fit into this car even if he was the only one inside.
• 12:03 *jumps off of his seat*
• 12:19 Well, thanks for saving me the trouble at least.
• 12:29 The main hero out of every character in this video.
• 12:58 [link]
• 13:58 Face it, Piglet, it’s still better than dubstep.

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Pooh's Adventures of Les Miserables (2012)

Songs

• “It Takes All Sorts” - Misty, Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Chomper and Alice
• “Love Is A Song” - Robin Hood
• “Heigh Ho” - The Seven Dwarfs
• “If I Didn’t Have You” (from Monsters’ Inc) - Robin Hood and Little John
• “A Duo” - Tiger, Fievel, Little John and Littlefoot

This is why Disney stuck with Quasimodo instead.

Littlefoot's Adventures of The Lone Ranger

Yru17 already has plans for a bonkers crossover edition of The Lone Ranger. And the supporting cast includes…

• Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Nala, Zazu, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Pterano, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, Terk, Tantor, Louis, Ray the Firefly, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Jesse Greenwood, Elvis, Randolph Johnson, Nadine, The Goonies (Mikey Walsh,Brand Walsh, Mouth Devereaux, Data Wang, Chunk Cohen, Data Wang, Andy Carmichael, Stef Steinbrenner, and Sloth Fratelli), Manny, Sid, Diego, Sebastian, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Slinky, Woody Woodpecker, Ttark, Brer Rabbit, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Vultures (Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket, Kronk, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Rex, Woog, Elsa, Dweeb, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Pocahontas,Meeko, Flit, Percy, Tom, Huckleberry, Becky, Chanticleer, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Jake Long, Fu Dog,Roger Rabbit, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Osmosis Jones, Drix, Jack Skellington, Oogie Boogie, Ratigan,Fidget, Rothbart, Injun Joe, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Ozzy and Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus and Sierra, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, Hades, Ursula, Carface, Killer, The Grand Duke of Owls, Yosemite Sam, Scar,Zira, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, Shere Khan, Makunga, Yzma, The Fratellis (Ma Fratelli, Francis Fratelli, and Jake Fratelli), The Machine, The Horned King, Creeper, Clayton, and Team Rocket (Cassidy and Butch) guest star in this film.