Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Would you please not remove this entry I’ve sent on Heck No Pooh’s Adventures, because this is a Pooh’s Adventures trailer after all so it counts as a adventure although it’s just a trailer just like “Pooh’s Adventures of Jesus Christ Superstar”.

15 likes and 1 dislike. There’s a train off rails, for God’s sake!

It’s official, Pooh and his friends meet Jesus Christ himself.

Now This Kid Put linking park in a Crappy Pooh Adventure like that?

I guess directed by Michael Bay then.

Christ, aren’t Reese and Yakko aware of how long their trailers are, and how insane their casting is?

He likes Fred. Of course.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 5. Not too long until we find an annoying character shutting up for once, which is exactly what these toons should do.

• 0:08 Glad? Crazy? She should be envious.
• 0:14 What the hell would be wrong with that in terms of villainary?
• 0:23 Again with the giant monsters.
• 0:31 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:36 Some villain you are.
• 0:39 The Noid wants to take over the damn world. Obviously.
• 1:18 Or they could just grab Ghidorah and fly.
• 1:22 Oscar worthy screenplay.
• 2:44 And Ash was in the water……why?
• 3:13 These characters seem to be taking it quite well.
• 3:24 So basically this is just an overlong montage of running, walking and flying, just because it would be boring having to watch a video game fight.
• 3:59 What the heck is the Good Fairy doing now? Is she supposed to be flying? I mean, what?!
• 4:29 Well, it’s official. We’ve had introduction, screaming and “What” montages, and now we have running montages. People find entertainment in these videos.

To tell the truth, I had never watched Adventure Time until Cartoon Network’s shows popped up on American Netflix. Oh, how much I missed out. Anyhow, now that I’ve watched Adventure Time and the first Power Rangers movie on Netflix, it’s about time I riffed on Finn and Jake’s Adventures. Seeing how Finn and Jake travel to many unlikely places makes probably the most sense out of the lead adventurers, but how much sense will these videos make? Let’s start off with Finn and Jake meet Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

• 0:15 Couldn’t find any clips, despite this being an Adventure video?
• 0:55 And here’s an example of camcording where we can see the whole television screen. True laziness so far.
• 1:38 What’s a NightFury293 besides the guy who made this?
• 5:22 A still image instead of an actual clip? This is going to SUCK.
• 9:00 That’s another cliche in Pooh’s Adventures - knowing things they’re not yet supposed to know.
• 10:44 How can that wake him up? It’s not even audible.
• 19:51 Oh goody, he’s using actual footage after all. Even if it’s poor camcording.
• 20:46 I’ll never come with you. Never!
• 21:08 Heh heh.
• 21:31 What makes characters like Finn and Jake so useless in these adventures is the fact that there’s only three seats.
• 22:32 Another bit of desperation.
• 23:17 He cast Phineas just to do that? What a waste.
• 23:32 Well, many people have probably dreamed of meeting cartoon characters, I’ll give this video that.
• 24:45 [link]
• 25:00 [link]
• 29:36 Okay, this actually fits. It would fit a lot more, though, if Sharkboy and Lavagirl wasn’t so sucky.
• 34:10 Desperation (worthier of a mention than the last time).
• 35:39 This time it doesn’t actually fit, it’s just annoying repetition.
• 36:23 Shouldn’t they be licking their lips out of curiosity?
• 37:45 “No way Sha*cut off*
• 39:04 Well, that was quite a forced "What” shot.
• 41:16 Weren’t there enough scream shots?
• 43:23 For the second time, Sharkboy’s smarter than to listen to “Uh guys”.
• 44:49 Good thing this is crossing over with Adventure Time and not Pooh Bear.
• 44:58 One of the reasons why this movie and this video both suck.
• 45:59 Jake isn’t supposed to be that much Finn.
• 46:07 His turn? He’s just mouthing Sharkboy!
• 46:14 Jacob Black, everyone.
• 47:23 *drinks*
• 49:18 *drinks again* Really?
• 50:05 *drinks yet again* Ugh.
• 51:30 Poor Max, never getting a chance.
• 57:44 “Legend has it you two are the chosen o*cut off*
• 1:01:38 And guess who chose them.
• 1:01:49 Oh joy. A self insert. And he claims that his parents died.
• 1:02:02 "That sounds awes” Huh?
• 1:02:05 Just like what Batman had to put up with.
• 1:04:20 It’s been months since I last saw a Cartoon Network character with poorly formatted subtitles.
• 1:05:00 Agh!
• 1:06:03 Weren’t there enough scenes of Finn and Jake in an ice kingdom?
• 1:07:14 I can see it coming - the Ice Princess happens to be the Ice King’s you-know-what.
• 1:07:59 Oh boy. The Ice King has nothing to do with this, doesn’t he?
• 1:10:28 Really, they entered an ice palace and there was no mention of the Ice King whatsoever.
• 1:10:57 Having that part coming out of the Ice King’s mouth just makes no sense considering he’s not elecrtic.
• 1:14:25 “Sharboy”
• 1:16:13 “And besides, we*cut off* THINK, WHY DON’T YOU.
• 1:16:27 (see 21:08)
• 1:17:09 Marceline had no introduction!
• 1:19:00 Finn’s battle with Marceline is at least not a display of 3D gimmicks.
• 1:22:21 Now all that needs to be solved is the mystery as to why that other guy chose the Flame Princess as a villain.
• 1:23:36 Not as old as crossing over cartoon characters with films they’re not supposed to be in.
• 1:24:55 It’s lines like these that ruin the mood. Again, typical for a Pooh's Adventure.
• 1:30:25 The Ice King should be kinda proud that it’s snowing.
• 1:32:22 Ever heard of something called "punctuation”?
• 1:34:02 Okay, now that is a step too far.
• 1:34:07 Oh glob.
• 1:35:03 The more adventures there are, the worse the casting gets.

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• Trouble this kid could get into for saying his parents died: 

Overall: 3.8/5

0.24/10. It ain’t the worst example of camcording, and it’s a good thing Skarkboy and Lavagirl sucks, but Finn and Jake are only there to change who says what and the editing is so lazy that no attention is paid to the fact that there’s an Ice king and an Ice Princess in the same world, and Marceline gets no proper introduction, neither is she seen again when she says that she’s on Finn and Jake’s side. Oh well, according to the credits it could be worse. MUCH worse.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 4. A good reason why LucasArts shut down.

• 0:11 Pooh’s Grand Adventure was on TV today. I just couldn’t stop thinking how nice it was that Pooh was capable of adventuring with only four of his friends, and they actually did something of their own as an independent team.
• 1:13 Wouldn’t it hurt to just cut some bits out?
• 2:14 Another clear point that these guest stars are completely useless.
• 2:18 Why does Yakko always have to use this shot of Reese? Does this have to do with some kind of nose picking fetish?
• 4:20 How would even someone who’s been through the Star Wars movies know what they are called?
• 4:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:07 I could mention jokes about this being the worst Let’s Play ever made or these reaction shots being the most disrupting cutscenes ever forever and ever, which would make this an even worse commentary than it already is.
• 7:23 That’s because they pushed some buttons to make it disappear. [link]
• 7:58 
• 8:04 Finally, the reaction shots are more necessary in comparison.
• 8:18 Aaaaand they didn’t even appear.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 3. Even at five and a half minutes, an April Fools Joke it’s not.

• 1:43 WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.
• 2:02 Great job? What did he do?
• 2:07 Sorry, the droid got saber’d before that football could hit him.
• 4:55 Again, if this guy knows what’s going to happen, then why did this need to be made? I could just keep asking this the whole way through.
• 5:38 See how little point there is, due to the lack of comments I just made?