Heck No Pooh's Adventures

The guy who loves YouTube Poops but prefers to make abominations to YouTube Poops has taken on Dr. Rabbit twice in a row! Yes, Reese has created another double bill, only successfully. And this time, they feature the biggest asshole in YouTube Poop history, the world’s only rabbit dentist, that’s right, it’s Dr. Rabbit! This was submitted to my blog by ApersonPlaceandThing, and consists of Pooh Bear going through Dr. Rabbit’s two most popular shorts, Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour and The Legend of Tooth Kingdom. But how will so many characters fit into one hot air balloon? Find out in the Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 1!

• 0:59 I’m guessing that’s Reese and his cousin’s attempt to roar.
• 1:18 You have a webcam. Why not record yourself speaking like you originally did?
• 1:26 And try not to pick your nose on camera, too.
• 1:54 Yes, people, a Pooh’s Adventure with the flippin’ Simpsons. Mind you, this isn’t new…
• 2:26 Stop-mo SpongeBob. Why? Because they just don’t care.
• 2:51 In case you’re new to this blog, this guy is Canadian. And he’s not even from the French region.
• 3:18 This is definitely not a Heffalump hunt.
• 3:29 What’s next? The South Pa- Oh. They already did that.
• 3:33 Watch out, guys! It’s a racist!
• 3:42 Cousin reunion incoming.
• 3:52 See? I told you!
• 3:56 LUIGI: We’ll tell you later.
• 3:59 God damn it.
• 4:07 Well, not throwing any Pokeballs in the adventures you’re currently taking isn’t going to get you anywhere.
• 4:23 a.k.a. Mrs. Reese.
• 4:31 And they even invited Timothy but forgot to let him say hi.
• 4:38 What’s the point of saying “And” if it’s not even the last of the gang?
• 5:04 That’s the best shot you could find?
• 5:07 This kid has a thing for incredibly minor female characters, doesn’t he? As long as they’re hot in his eyes…
• 5:40 Really, how will they fit onto the balloon? Will they have to grab each other’s leg?
• 5:49 Dr. Rabbit is still an asshole.
• 5:53 What did she say?

Note 4: Please forgive me for making this intro 9 minutes long.

Here’s a video for a stupid upcoming crossover!

Here’s part of disneyJSman’s Pooh’s Adventures of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, a combination of how to and how not to do crossovers, and by far the only part. It was done over a year and a half too soon after the first part of the double bill, Pooh’s Adventures of Runaway Brain.

Basically, profanity is muted, Roger is Rabbit’s cousin, the obvious is stated, silence is broken, there is no explanation for time travel, Buster forgets to say hi to his uncle and grammar is flawed (“ashored”, “tuff”), but at least in this it’s actually noted that they’re toons. Otherwise this would be another Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.

7:15 Why can’t every other Pooh’s Adventure be like this?

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 8. Did you know at all that my brain just imploded?

• 0:01 Las Vegas? Do I still have to keep asking questions?!
• 0:07 YouTube, you just made a mistake worse than the worst updates you’ve put onto this site.
• 0:35 I’ll just refer to this guy as Jerr Meredith to annoy him.
• 1:24 Jerr, is that the best picture of Owl you could possibly find?
• 1:52 John Goodman? As the frog prince?
• 1:59 I heard more than one actor/actress playing each of these characters.
• 2:13 I’m still pissed that Francis was also played by Chris Harley.
• 2:20 He never even used these images in the first place!
• 2:48 I thought Joan Rex was a realistic lizard. And a girl!
• 2:55 Really? I’m hearing quite a bit of Klaus Badelt here.
• 4:05 And the test audience lost all concept of reality.
• 4:19 And hundreds of other characters taking the original cast’s places!
• 5:57 Which Romeo and Juliet, though? Leonard Whiting & Olivia Hussey? Leonardo DiCaprio & Claire Danes? The seals?
• 6:04 What prince?
• 6:11 Nasty Jack, a.k.a. Captain Frax.

I advised the creator of these videos to mute any clip he subtitles, and he remembered that for the future. However, when I advised him to use the right clips for the characters, he said that it’s about the frog attitude more than the appearance.

Bullfrog.

• Lack of Kermit: 
• Lack of frog footage: 
• Laziness: 
• Questions to ask: 
• Brain cancer: 

Overall: 11/5

-1.2/10. This is so confusing it makes Cloud Atlas look quite simple. Who’s a frog? Who’s fighting who? Who’s talking to who? Who’s serving what purpose? What’s Pooh Bear up to? This guy could’ve used any frog footage, like Swing Wedding, Demetan Croaker, Michigan J. Frog cartoons, Freddie as F.R.O.7, the Frogger cartoon, Frogger gameplay, The Princess and the Frog, and especially Kermit. Really, Kermit was a pirate in Muppet Treasure Island! You could’ve had the chance, but instead you had to go with clips from Black Sheep and Spaceballs! The guy who made this speaks fine English, but that’s nothing to overcome his flawed logic when he made this video. And who did he even think John Goodman was? Emperor Kuzco? Well, I’ll start riffing another crossover once I get back from osteopathy. Until then.

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 7. Did you know at all that I’ve been asking you nearly 70 questions?

• 0:01 Who are the hyenas supposed to be? This a story about bloody frogs!
• 0:38 Really, why are they fish now? Is this just because the owner of the Thug Tug has an eyepatch?
• 1:06 Really, who died? And is crappy VHS quality the best you could film?
• 1:42 Now that’s a frog. But who’s the fairy?
• 1:59 I was hoping he’d remain a frog instead of turning into a lion and an alien.
• 2:14 So… that’s the magic carpet, right?
• 3:27 Surprise lizard!
• 4:04 And not even Joan Rex was a frog.
• 4:34 They saved Camelot and not Wartropolis?
• 5:09 Notice how the titles look like they were filmed.
• 5:24 Buzz was David Spade, and now he’s a fucking bird.
• 5:28 Say, what were his friends doing for the past 5½ minutes?
• 5:31 Just frogs? You’re also humans, fairies, lions, mice, aliens…
• 6:23 …always make sure clips are muted when they’re subtitled, and when making a crossover story involving a certain species, make sure you use one character at a time!

Here’s the exciting conclusion to Pooh’s first Jam adventure! There will be more episodes later, and remember, if you don’t like it, it’s your own fault.

Nope. It’s yours.

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 6. Did you know at all that there is an anime called The Brave Frog?

• 0:09 I assume that those two mice are supposed to be Pooh and Tigger.
• 0:14 The guy from the Felix the Cat movie? I thought the villain was Rasputin among many other characters!
• 1:19 I don’t think that cursor seems too happy to be involved.
• 1:31 Oh, no! A hole! That is actually a different cave!
• 1:36 You already found Christopher Robin.
• 2:23 Abu and Aladdin? What are they doing here? Then again, what the hell is everyone doing here?
• 2:53 A magic carpet now? What is up with this story?
• 3:55 The blinds are my favourite characters by far.
• 4:44 Indiana bloody Jones. Ugh…
• 4:48 Snakes? What s*obligatory repeated Pooh reaction shot*
• 4:52 And now he’s using Harry Potter.
• 6:10 Chicken Little? Why?
• 6:20 Are they just reaa[tr;mwes touslwa u,rcqw,u3towli,q4iuál, ctwqk5cthwaq2
• 6:35 Why do I have to keep asking so many questions?!
• 6:58 It never works, Pooh. It’s no use.
• 7:04 You used actual Thumbelina footage earlier ago. Why take a low-quality image now?
• 7:39 Wait, they’re still pirates?
• 8:09 And the princess is a boy again.
• 8:42 And a lion again. Seriously, who’s talking?
• 10:49 No you didn’t. An alien did.

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 5. Did you know at all that the rest of Muppet Treasure Island had a frog in pirate attire?

• 0:00 Pirates of the Carribean? How many people do they have on board this blasted ship?
• 0:52 My face while watching this.
• 1:18 The whole problem was resolved using a clip from Spaceballs.
• 1:22 Yes, Pooh Bear. Where HAVE you been?
• 1:29 We still have 12 minutes and 20 seconds left of this part, and three more parts after that. So what the hell will happen next?
• 1:38 Yes, the princess is now a lion.
• 1:40 That’s Timon and Pumbaa, you confused asshole!
• 2:00 Oh, how this story would sound in context…
• 5:02 So… who died again?
• 5:45 They’re mice now? This is a story about frogs! FROGS! Frogs do not have fur!
• 6:07 Really, who died?
• 6:20 Lilly’s a boy?
• 6:40 [link]
• 7:33 Now he’s using clips from Atlantis, just because Milo says “murder of the royal family”.
• 8:21 And after four parts and 8:21 minutes, we finally get a Paw and Order running gag.
• 8:43 Captains can be friendly and perfectly wonderful, you know.
• 9:03 Christopher Robin’s become much less British since Pooh found him.
• 9:23 The princess is a boy, and Captain Frax is a woman. I really hate this.
• 9:39 Another case of failed subtitling continuity.
• 9:47 Eek! Something that’s not actually scary!
• 9:52 Would it make sense to film gameplay and cutscenes in Frogger instead of badly placing images of Frogger and the original Lily?
• 9:56 And now another sign of laziness in picture choice - Frogger looks different, he’s right behind Lily, and his eye is glitched.
• 10:15 D'oh, just as it was exposing her eyes.
• 10:20 Someone breaking the fourth wall on Pooh Bear? That’s against the law!
• 10:24 Look who’s talking.
• 10:30 
• 11:11 I see badly recorded footage from a lousy Disney cash-in.

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, or should I say, Pooh’s Adventures of an Assortment of Muppets, Good Animation and Stupid Live-Action Comedies, part 4. Did you know at all that Frogger used to be a cartoon?

• 0:00 Wartropolis is that spaceport from Treasure Planet now?!
• 0:34 And now the frogs are aliens. Good God, video…
• 2:10 Now the pun doesn’t make much sense!
• 2:54 We can already tell she’s a cat person.
• 3:11 You forgot to subtitle that damn introduction.
• 4:08 The guy who created this video must think he’s created one epic adventure.
• 4:57 Pocahontas. Of course.
• 5:08 How many ships are there?
• 6:33 So the princess is now that girl from The Rescuers?
• 6:41 This isn’t a movie! It’s someone changing the channel!
• 7:26 The cowboys turned into fish.
• 7:30 But who blew them?
• 7:37 The Parent Trap? Now, I’ve seen some good crossovers mixing both animation and live-action movies together to make a story. This is doing it wrong. Who’s supposed to be talking?
• 7:49 Finally, actual cartoon frog footage.
• 8:13 No! No Home on the Range bunny rabbit!
• 8:27 No, no! No more Pocahontas footage! I want Ian McKellen as he appeared in Flushed Away!
• 9:01 Can anyone help me explain this entire story?
• 11:03 So the princess is Pocahontas?

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 3. Did you know at all that there is a movie called The Princess and the Frog?

• 0:11 Talk about a Blind Owl.
• 1:03 He’s been kidnapped!
• 2:09 All I can follow from this video is Anastasia’s parents have been cursed, Mulan is gone and Christopher Robin’s friends believe that he’s gone missing when he’s really gone somewhere else.
• 3:33 This is the second Pooh’s Adventure I’ve seen that introduces Pooh using footage from The Search for Christopher Robin, and yet this one sucks even more.
• 3:59 Good thing this is meant to be an original story, otherwise I’d be screaming with rage at these musical numbers.
• 5:28 Two people actually believe that is not Skull.
• 6:26 Did I forget to mention how poor the frame rate has suddenly become?
• 6:57 
• 7:05 Ladies and gentlemen, the making of a Pooh’s Adventure.
• 7:13 Through the middle of this part I advised the creator to mute when subtitling, and just because he took that advice doesn’t mean I should stop riffing.
• 7:24 THESE PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 7:45 THESE PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 8:02 DAVID SPADE AND CHRIS FARLEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSECT AND A ROYAL FROG.
• 8:18 You had to wait until then to use actual frog pictures?
• 8:23 Ah, a true sign of pure laziness. Did you know at all that Winnie the Pooh has more than one movie, not to mention a whole franchise?
• 8:30 Good grammar and extremely poor editing do not mix.
• 8:43 THIS GUY WAS A CHARACTER IN BLACK SHEEP.
• 8:59 You did know, yet you could only use images for the conversation? [link]
• 9:00 These frogs are very strange beings, I tell you.
• 9:09 Now Francis and Buzz are the two guys from Disney’s Around the World in 80 Days? [link]
• 9:28 Oh dear, I’m getting a TheNewStoryteller vibe here…
• 9:57 Despicable Me? What the hell kind of adventure is this supposed to be?
• 9:59 So Wartropolis is in Egypt now?
• 10:02 Not even the visuals are fooling anyone.
• 10:20 Is Mulan the princess now?
• 10:25 Where is Wartropolis anyway? Russia? China? America? Britain? Egypt? China? [link]
• 10:38 He finally used the reaction shot from Pooh’s Heffalump Movie, and that’s still irritating.
• 10:40 Who’s the cow supposed to be?
• 11:04 What’s with the Muppet Treasure Island song? Who’s the boy supposed to be?
• 11:53 Who are Gonzo and Rizzo supposed to be?