Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of… Stand By Me?!

• Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) guest star in this film.
• Ash, Stan, and their friends have made many guest appearances together in many Land Before Time crossover films starting with Littlefoot’s Adventures of We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story.
• This is an NTSC film with NTSC bits from the Winnie the Pooh films, the Pokémon films, and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
• This is one of a few Winnie the Pooh crossover films in which Stan and the gang make guest appearances.
• In order to make this film appropriate for children under 17 the same way as Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, all of the mature content will be removed from the actual movie itself, the clips from the South Park TV series and film, and the Achmed clips and Lard*** will be renamed “Lardbutt”.
• During the train bridge scene, while the train is approaching and right after Vern says “Oh, shoot”, Ash is dubbed as Littlefoot shouting “Run!”.
• This is the first guest appearance of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in a Pooh’s Adventures film, as he previously appeared in Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of Aladdin and Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of The Return of Jafar (where he worked for Jafar).
• Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) will be working for Ace and his gang of bullies in this film.
• The only reason why the South Park characters are in this film is because both South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and Stand by Me were rated R by the MPAA, although the film will be entirely censored.
• This is the third Pooh’s Adventures film with an R-rated film (although this film is re-edited to make it appropriate for children under 17); the first two being Pooh’s Adventures of Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (which was unedited) and Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (which is re-edited just like this film).
• This is by far the only “Pooh’s Adventures” of a film based on any story by Stephen King, this one being his novella “The Body”.

But wait! There’s also Littlefoot’s adventure.

• SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Rex, Woog, Elsa, Dweeb, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewiz, Papa Mousekewitz, Bron, Shorty, Ali, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Pterano, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, King Julien, Maurice, Mort, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), Terk, Tantor, Louis, Ray the Firefly, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Sebastian, Jesse Greenwood, Elvis, Randolph Johnson, Nadine, Celebi, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Vultures (Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket, Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky, Kirby, Fu Dog, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Roger Rabbit, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Jack Skellington, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, The Great Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, The Eletric Mayhem, and Rizzo the Rat), Chanticleer, Mrs. Brisby, Jeremy the Crow, Eris, Dr. Facilier, The Horned King, Creeper, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Ursula, The Machine, The Carnotaurs, The Grand Duke of Owls, Warren T. Rat, Cat R. Waul, Chula, Carface, Killer, Hades, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Ranamon, Lord Rothbart, Sheldon J. Plankton, Scar, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, The Shredder, The Machine, Ozzy and Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus and Sierra, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, Makunga, Clayton, Oogie Boogie, and Team Rocket (Cassidy and Butch) guest star in this film.

I honestly refuse to live on this planet any longer.