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Appearently Farmers are villains onpar with Bowser

According to Pooh’s Adventures Of Charlotte’s Web, the farmer who is doing the only thing he could possibly do with a pig in his farm is the eeeeeeeevil bad guy who assoiciates with villains like Lord Zedd and Two-Face.

Yeah, because when I think villains like Lord Zedd, Two-Face, The Joker, and the Magician from House of the Dead, I also think of Homer fucking Zuckerman.

Barney Goes to Jurassic Park

At the end, Dipper, Mabel and all the others will push Barney away and leave him to die out of belief that he too will eat everyone.

Remember the time I controlled a Jaeger with talking trains and magical equines inside?

Remember the time I controlled a Jaeger with talking trains and magical equines inside?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Aug 8

Might riff this if I ever get back to getting the whole show out of the way. It’s a lot of fun without…

…this.

Aug 4

Danny McBride

You can stop doing parodies now. Everything you think up will come out as legit.


Since many have done their own versions of Dumbo fan fics, I’ve decided to plan to make one myself, starring me, my loved one  (kirarafan2) and my sister figure  (enterprise4life)
However, my Dumbo fan fic will be more different while based on the same name.

From the same man who spiritually “did” the Titanic… and recently made this picture.

Since many have done their own versions of Dumbo fan fics, I’ve decided to plan to make one myself, starring me, my loved one :iconkiarafan2: (kirarafan2) and my sister figure :iconenterprise4life: (enterprise4life)

However, my Dumbo fan fic will be more different while based on the same name.
SEE WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS WIKI

SEE WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS WIKI

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Jun 7
A classic Disney musical fused with modern Disney pop! P. L. Travers rolls over in her grave even harder, and apparently so does Walt Disney.

A classic Disney musical fused with modern Disney pop! P. L. Travers rolls over in her grave even harder, and apparently so does Walt Disney.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Jun 3

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 9

  • 0:59 In case you’ve never seen the real film, yes, they really do use this song in the credits.
  • 2:25 I’m pretty sure it’s Bret Iwan.
  • 3:26 Even further proof that these people see Roger Rabbit as just a fun crossover.
  • 5:21 Of course. Of course. He’s working with trains.
  • 6:16 THIS IS YOUR REVIEWING IDOL, ANIMATION FANATICS
  • 7:50 Yeah! Thanks for not letting him put this on YouTube!
  • 8:03 Define “great”.
  • 8:08 And may God have mercy on your soul, dear viewer.
  • 8:14 [link]
  • 8:37 They just broke the fourth wall at the end and still you continue the story like this? Come on, remember how Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters ended?
  • 9:22 Funny, that’s just what I was thinking beforehand. God, the predictability…
  • Repetition: image
  • Lack of sense: image
  • The penguins: image
  • Introduction montages: image
  • Lack of understanding on breaking the fourth wall: image

Overall: 3.4/5

0.32/10. Well, that was okay. The movie I mean, not the video. The video sucks. While it could have been worse, it just goes to show how these Pooh’s Adventures creators do not understand comedy, even when it isn’t that funny itself. They just see movies as fun and adventure, not anything inspirational (besides crossovers) or well-developed.

You’d have to be a complete fool to miss the point of a film that has the intention of satire or teaching life lesssons; Back in Action may be too self-aware, but it’s the anti-Space Jam, and one of the biggest problems with Space Jam was that it was fun over substance, with too many characters surrounding our hero including those with no personality. This video is not what Joe Dante had in mind. And what better way to finish off a commentary on Looney Tunes than…

Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 8

These people think they’re so epic…

  • 0:30 And by unexpected he means COMPLETELY EXPECTED
  • 0:46 Poor Genie has been tortured by video editing so brutally he gets cut off abruptly twice.
  • 0:51 Indeed, Pooh. Two of your friends got cut off abruptly.
  • 0:57 Don’t these people care that there’s two captions at the same time?
  • 1:21 You should know, you weirdo.
  • 5:03 And they use the Shrek 2 cover as if it’s the only one that ever existed. Or maybe just because cartoons.
  • 6:47 The creator should know that by having the music that loud we can not understand what anyone in the real movie is saying.
  • 13:36 For a moment there, I was going to throw a fit.
  • 13:52 *rolls eyes* Of course he would.
  • 14:13 And here’s where the continuity in the Pooh’s Adventures series continues to prove that it makes no sense at all.
Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 7

  • 0:29 [link]
  • 1:20 Heh, he missed the chance to steal Brendan Fraser’s line.
  • 3:00 Once again, I’m rooting more for the penguins in terms of crossover heroes.
  • 3:49 Insert cutaway here.
  • 4:43 “Woah, if looks could ki*cut off* [link]
  • 4:58 Or this isn’t Pooh’s Adventures! Wait…
  • 5:45 Still truer to his character than any of the guest stars.
  • 6:02 How long exactly? They’ve faced against each other hundreds of times, after all.
  • 6:15 Of course, this is still less forced than what became of the antagonists of El Arca.
  • 6:24 The Hundred Acre Wood Rebel Alliance. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD REBEL ALLIANCE. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD REBEL ALLIANCE.
  • 8:07 A few kids were until crossover footage showed up.
  • 9:13 See how pointless these guest stars are?
  • 12:40 Does this mean the Power Rangers guys will get the same punishment?
  • 12:54 Because these videos are generic as hell, that’s why.
Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 6

  • 0:08 Well, you’re not helping.
  • 1:12 This so far is the best possible explanation.
  • 1:39 Well, with the amount of heroes here it won’t work as well as you think.
  • 3:51 Owl working at a museum in France. Sounds normal by this movie’s standards.
  • 4:15 Even more so when they’re hijacked by Winnie the Pooh.
  • 7:40 See what BrerDaniel is missing?
  • 7:50 You know you can drive straight over there, right?
  • 8:37 I was. I’ve seen this movie.
  • 10:13 No it doesn’t. Fierce looks like something ugly and with big, sharp teeth. Weirdo.
  • 10:34 Really? Looks like you’re going the wrong way.
  • 10:54 The Penguins of Madagascar, hell, even Pokémon have the most appropriate reaction shots in this video.
  • 11:38 And you’re being interrupted by more cartoon characters than Joe Dante intended. This never wanted to be Space Jam, you know.
  • 12:40 He already had a duck beside him in the original movie. What’s the need for that caption?
  • 14:00 [link]
  • 14:05 Like going on the exact same adventure, for instance.
  • 14:13 You’re one to talk. Look at the way Genie was going when Jenna Elfman was falling!
  • 14:37 How are they all going to fit onto one elephant?
Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 5

Seriously, it’s very hot over here and I can’t turn the fan on because I won’t hear what anyone’s saying!

  • 1:25 SPOILERS: This doesn’t happen.
  • 2:20 Just when I was moderately chuckling.
  • 4:14 Not as much as characters appearing somewhere else when they’re supposed to be in the desert.
  • 4:40 Oh, if only they had the software to scream at once.
  • 5:30 Why aren’t the penguins the heroes again?
  • 5:38 More special guests. It would make more sense if we first see the Power Rangers villains here.
  • 7:01 What? An awe montage now?
  • 8:57 An edited picture and a caption nearly completely in the way of the edit. These videos…
  • 9:55 Can’t they use a reaction shot that doesn’t involve a character that is a friend of Pooh’s but not supposed to be part of the team?
  • 10:52 For God’s sake, even the Ash clip fits.
  • 11:18 EVERYONE: What?
  • 11:30 He’s started it three times so far.
  • 12:25 Oh, shut up, you Walt Disney bastard.
  • 13:17 Eh, now don’t start that again!
Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 4

I haven’t yet complained about how quiet the real movie footage is compared to the inserted footage. Sort out your THX sound settings, damn it!

  • 0:12 Not even Abu’s flattered that you’re mistaking him for Piglet.
  • 0:47 A more cartoonish reaction would be freezing in mid-air and exposing a skeleton for a few frames.
  • 0:59 Pretty much the only reason this was rated PG in my country. Know your ratings, crossover creators! What would parents expect with “Pooh” in the title?
  • 1:37 And fail at it.
  • 1:48 Nice try at covering Brendan Fraser up.
  • 1:55 Ash, you’re not too young to battle but you’re surely too young to gamble. This isn’t Bob’s Burgers, you know.
  • 2:32 Clearly Ash lost.
  • 4:18 Like I said, how can they all fit in the car? And wouldn’t the vultures be flying?
  • 4:46 This line nearly always leads to an introduction scene. Oh, bother. This is no ti
  • 4:52 Just as I was about to type the same thing.
  • 5:27 Well, the visuals here surely seem to fit what Rabbit’s saying.
  • 6:24 Like a bad crossover isn’t inspiring enough.
  • 7:46 Just because spy films are about suspension of disbelief doesn’t restrict me from questioning the logic of this.
  • 8:07 Nobody knows with you around. Where are you supposed to be?
  • 8:12 “rescure”
  • 8:15 Like adventurers like you would never see it coming.
  • 8:22 I get the felling the creatore is furgeting how 2 spel.
  • 8:27 Speaking of which, Pooh isn’t talking much…
  • 9:22 Because why the hell not.
  • 9:50 Speak for yourself. You’ve been on thousands of adventures already.
  • 10:22 That’s it? Saves even more time, at least.
  • 11:10 If they were, they’d be wearing funky suits right about now.
  • 13:46 The first time in ages this is timed right.
  • 13:57 Look at that, the crossover characters are starting to become aware of their own repetition.
Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 3

  • 0:27 Just what a near-silent shot like this needs. Lots and lots of talking. This is half an hour longer than the original film.
  • 1:00 I can hear music. Not actual talking, at least.
  • 1:27 Proof that BrerDaniel has not seen Psycho. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 2:49 Same way you end up in these crazy adventures.
  • 3:06 See what I meant when I talked about car space? Oh, who am I kidding, I could’ve said this in part 2.
  • 3:56 It’s as if friendship matters more than anything. Which it does, but this fucking Pooh’s Adventures.
  • 4:06 *ponders* Hmm, problem solved indeed…
  • 4:14 Kronk makes a point. We could do without Ass Ketchup for once.
  • 4:30 Again, problem solved. They could have made this decision earlier so that the whole car mystery would make sense. But how would Japanese monsters know how to get to Vegas anyway?
  • 4:36 Hooray.
  • 4:56 Of course, with software like Windows Movie Maker, Charizard would always know.
  • 5:05 Like I said, you could’ve made the decision earlier and this would make a marginal amount of sense.
  • 7:16 We can tell that he’s listening to the real villain.
  • 7:53 Not even Charizard thinks this makes sense.
  • 8:21 Now the people in the casino are clearly treating Daffy like a regular citizen but wouldn’t they be running from the giants? This casino would be destroyed by now and they’re going to have to pay for the damage.
  • 9:57 They’re that desperate to do another “what” montage, aren’t they?
  • 10:10 EVERYONE: What?!
  • 11:06 Again with the actually fitting penguin reaction shots!
  • 12:01 Again with the desperation.
  • 12:26 “worser” “WORSER” “WORSER“ ”PEOPLE LIKE THIS
  • 13:31 I should have seen this coming.
  • 13:39 Thanks for saving us some time. For now.