Heck No Pooh's Adventures

More proof that Yakko likes absolutely everything.

Remember folks, this intro is made by the same guy who said Mickey Mouse has NO personality (BULLFUCK!!!).

DragonStorm545 uploaded this on April 27, 2012 and this makes me wonder, is this even going to get made?

Here’s some of the custom characters from the biggest, dumbest heap of faggotry in the entire Sonic fandom, and possibly the Pooh’s Adventures fandom, the Sonic’s Adventure Wikia!

1. “Ahiru is Daffy Duck and Tenshia’s daughter. Ahiru makes her first appearance in "Daffy’s Daughter?”, a future Sonic Storm Story.“ D… Daffy’s daughter? An anime ninja girl? Daffy’s daughter?!
2. ”Holly is a young woman from Daffy’s past. She and Dafy are close friends. She only appears in the story “Daffy’s Old Friend”, but is referenced in Sonic’s Adventures of All Dogs go to Heaven and Sonic’s Adventures of The Princess and The Frog. Her personality is alosmt similars to Daffy’s expect she a bit smarter than him. But the only they both have in common is that they are horrible managing money and this caused her child to be hostage by Carface since she has a debt as well"
3. “Tenshia is a OC character made by ortsDracoknight. Her first appearance was in Sonic’s Adventures of All Dogs Go To Heaven. Its unknown for her if you’ll in the future. She is very sweet and kind-hearted. Tenshia takes her job seriously being the head angel of Toon-Heaven. She appears to have crush for Daffy. She works side by side with Anabelle.” Why did you include Daffy in Sonic’s team again?!
4. “Karen is the daughter of Sora and Kairi from the year 2030. She is 14 yrs old, her film debut in the Sonic/Phantom Beast film. Her body desgin is similair to female trainer in Pokemon Black and White]” Nice try, but we can already tell that it’s Hilda with a blue cap.
5. Candice the Hedgehog - “Candice is Nancy’s daughter from the future. Her father could be Sonic or Jordan. She was named after Candice Hooper from Sonic’s Final Destination 5. She is voiced by Peyton List. Candice is both German and Russian” Vomit.
6. Samantha the Hedgehog - “Samantha is Sonus’ wife and Sonic, Lou, Manic, Sonia and Julie’s mother. She got killed by the dark knights. She is voiced by Amy Adams” She was a queen, apparently.
7. “Sophie is Sora’s 17 year old sister. She is voiced by Emily Browning" A Pokemon trainer is Sora’s cousin. Riiiight…
8. Dana Solo - "Dana is a strange and weird human girl living in Mobius. She is voiced by Annick Obonsawin.” “Strange and weird” aren’t only understatements, they’re the same thing!
9. Darienne the Hedgehog - "Darrienne is Sonus’ brother and Sonic, Lou, Sonia, Manic and Julie’s uncle. Sonic and Julie don’t know that Darrienne is their uncle. He is the leader of the Black Widows and wants to kill Sonic and Julie and their friends. He is voiced by Sean Bean"
10. Sonus the Hedgehog - “Sonus The Hedgehog is a Keyblade Master like Aqua. Sonus is Darrienne’s brother, Samantha’s husband and Sonic, Lou, Manic, Sonia and Julie’s true father. Sonus appears in Sonic’s Mind in Sonic Generations when Sonic and Naruto reach Danger levels with their inner-beast”

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 6. As if the original ending couldn’t get any stupider!

• 0:39 Ohh no not you again.
• 0:42 What is this, Family Guy?
• 2:17 *clip critique* This was actually the best part of the movie.
• 2:44 “Sora, are you really Edmond?”
• 2:53 That moment where Edmund ends up looking like Dale. Or an ugly Mrs. Brisby, in terms of Don Bluth canon.
• 3:15 What, is it Kairi’s Adventures now?
• 6:53 And it was too late for Jak to react.
• 8:35 Oh, there’s Jak. His voice hasn’t been the same ever since he went absent for almost 8 minutes.
• 8:52 But is Jak a robot, too! I demand an explanation! Give it to me! Please!
• 8:53 And wasn’t it all a dream?
• 9:24 If Kairi is supposed to be offering it to Jak, why is she giving it to Sora?
• 9:33 We can tell Sora was there. What are we, stupid? *reads the comments* Oh.
• 9:46 Fancy that, it ended like that Ghostbusters video. Good God, what a piece of crap.
• 9:58 Well, of course. It continues for a thousand more videos!
• 11:19 Worst credit sequence EVER.

• Character absence: 
• Subplots: 
• Bad grammar: 
• Lack of explanation: 
• Audience stupidity: Well, duh.

Overall: 5/5

0/10. Yet another bloody terrible one. Honestly, why the hell did people enjoy this? Did they find a compelling plot in this? Did they just come (double entendre) for Jak and Daxter, even though Jak was just a replacement for Sora and Daxter barely even did anything? Do they like everything? Or do crossovers just make them masturbate? Good thing Rock-a-Doodle is already a mess, anyway.

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 5. I really don’t have as much to say, mainly because this guy tries his best to find the perfect time to add a reaction shot.

• 3:35 Okay… Is this something to do with part 3?
• 5:26 *rolls his eyes* Since when did our heroes start flying away from boiling lava?
• 7:42 And here’s another example of trying too hard.
• 8:00 Since when did our heroes start fighting a giant, robotic spider?
• 9:26 *clip critique* That voice acting is just unacceptable.
• 10:26 *groans out loud* Whyyyyyyyyyyy…
• 11:20 And now he’s turned back into anime.
• 12:58 We really don’t see that much of Jak, don’t we? Especially not of him fighting.
• 13:23 *crickets chirp*
• 13:42 Shut up! This isn’t The Magic Voyage!
• 14:38 …What does that even mean?

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 4. This scene follows up part 3, so it appears that Astro Boy has been bullied by Jak by being told that he isn’t his brother. He is speaking the truth, you know.

• 0:06 Poor kid can’t even spell “carpet” right.
• 1:10 Of course, the abuse of “your” is very common when you can hardly spell despite the fact that YOU’RE in an English-speaking country.
• 1:18 [link]
• 1:32 Boy, do I hope Rock Holmes arrives so that we’d have less cameos…
• 1:46 Hamegg = MrRuscole.
• 1:58 Thank God. A short introduction scene.
• 2:04 More subliminal laziness!
• 2:16 Well, there had to be a bloody subplot.
• 2:29 And it turns out that Dudley Puppy made a cameo.
• 4:51 This got 8 likes.
• 5:22 Bugs Bunny would never say that whenever he disguises with someone else.
• 9:23 Oh, there’s Jak.
• 9:27 Haven’t these people ever heard of adoption?
• 10:04 Astro Boy in World of Warcraft? *about to headdesk* Well, of course!
• 10:08 Here, Toby has turned CGI again and is stealing Po’s childhood memories. Bully.
• 10:24 Self insertion, ladies and gentlemen!
• 10:25 And then he turns into a panda.
• 10:52 Eh, the drama was already ridiculous.
• 11:03 You do know who Nathan Lane’s character was in the movie, don’t you?
• 13:16 It must be exhausting (not to mention unnerving) to say such a thing like that. Especially with the typos.

As Pooh’s Adventures of Batman Forever is put on hold until Halloween, I will in the meantime interrupt the riff with one of my self requests. Here is a crossover that does not have Pooh, but crosses PS2 games over with Don Bluth mediocrity. Family trees? Yes. Bad grammar? Yup. Ladies and gentlemen, Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 1.

• 0:00 Most disappointing use of the previous Universal theme EVER.
• 1:56 Third sign of stupidity.
• 2:01 And now this.
• 2:23 Well, that opening had a very silly placement in a Rock-a-Doodle crossover.
• 8:42 The real fun doesn’t start until this very point.
• 9:16 This is Jak and Daxter’s Adventures and yet the first inserted character we see comes from Kingdom Hearts.
• 11:20 Does this guy know the names just from hearing them?
• 12:49 See how utterly stupid it is when you put video game characters in Rock-a-Doodle?
• 13:55 The real subtitles make it sound like she actually wants that kid dead.
• 14:12 Attack on the first appearance, eh? I guess that works, but not by a mile.
• 14:32 The Grand Duke shot by an electric blast and apparently Edmund’s to blame!
• 14:36 Tut tut tut…
• 14:47 Bugs Bunny? Makes sense, I guess…

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 3 can not be seen by the British (and not even ProxTube can do anything about it), so I’ll leave it here for you Americans to judge by yourselves!

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 2, in which we get introduced to a bunch of characters that we should’ve been introduced to much earlier.

• 0:00 Aladdin? What are you doing in a movie that you grossed higher than?
• 0:03 Oh hi, Ala.
• 0:11 By far the only part of the crossover that really works.
• 0:21 Did Granny finally die?
• 0:29 *bursts into fits of laughter* I do hope that guy didn’t actually mean it when he said that he was 20!
• 0:32 Filler to make the pain even less endurable.
• 0:42 If he used both the CG Astro Boy and the anime as reaction shots for Toby, then I would not in any way be surprised. (SPOILER: He did)
• 0:47 He’s known it ever since hearing of your existence in PlayStation Land.
• 3:19 And we had to wait until this point for another toon to appear. Laziness with 7 likes.
• 5:35 “Your” confusion? Bingo.
• 5:37 These characters don’t even appear that much and yet people like this?!
• 9:07 Why, even in Rock-a-Doodle, would a whale be involved in this?
• 9:16 So… What is this about again? Hubie and his pebble, or Edmund and his Chanticleer? Was the pebble even introduced?
• 10:07 What is even going on?
• 10:58 Bad grammar created using sound and subs!
• 12:00 I repeat, what is even going on?!
• 14:42 And what have the non-Bluth characters been doing this whole time? We haven’t seen them since 5:39.

“p.s. I forgot to put the introduction of Tiff” Well, that at least saved a good deal of time.

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No thank you, world, for giving this masterpiece 660 dislikes out of 112 likes!

As a bonus, here’s a crossover that isn’t part of Pooh’s Adventures but is still just as bad!