Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 5. Not too long until we find an annoying character shutting up for once, which is exactly what these toons should do.

• 0:08 Glad? Crazy? She should be envious.
• 0:14 What the hell would be wrong with that in terms of villainary?
• 0:23 Again with the giant monsters.
• 0:31 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:36 Some villain you are.
• 0:39 The Noid wants to take over the damn world. Obviously.
• 1:18 Or they could just grab Ghidorah and fly.
• 1:22 Oscar worthy screenplay.
• 2:44 And Ash was in the water……why?
• 3:13 These characters seem to be taking it quite well.
• 3:24 So basically this is just an overlong montage of running, walking and flying, just because it would be boring having to watch a video game fight.
• 3:59 What the heck is the Good Fairy doing now? Is she supposed to be flying? I mean, what?!
• 4:29 Well, it’s official. We’ve had introduction, screaming and “What” montages, and now we have running montages. People find entertainment in these videos.

The funny thing is that the first thing this user says in the description translates to spam.

That’s because the Dastardly Yakko just got a video of his stolen.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 4. A good reason why LucasArts shut down.

• 0:11 Pooh’s Grand Adventure was on TV today. I just couldn’t stop thinking how nice it was that Pooh was capable of adventuring with only four of his friends, and they actually did something of their own as an independent team.
• 1:13 Wouldn’t it hurt to just cut some bits out?
• 2:14 Another clear point that these guest stars are completely useless.
• 2:18 Why does Yakko always have to use this shot of Reese? Does this have to do with some kind of nose picking fetish?
• 4:20 How would even someone who’s been through the Star Wars movies know what they are called?
• 4:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:07 I could mention jokes about this being the worst Let’s Play ever made or these reaction shots being the most disrupting cutscenes ever forever and ever, which would make this an even worse commentary than it already is.
• 7:23 That’s because they pushed some buttons to make it disappear. [link]
• 7:58 
• 8:04 Finally, the reaction shots are more necessary in comparison.
• 8:18 Aaaaand they didn’t even appear.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 3. Even at five and a half minutes, an April Fools Joke it’s not.

• 1:43 WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.
• 2:02 Great job? What did he do?
• 2:07 Sorry, the droid got saber’d before that football could hit him.
• 4:55 Again, if this guy knows what’s going to happen, then why did this need to be made? I could just keep asking this the whole way through.
• 5:38 See how little point there is, due to the lack of comments I just made?

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 2. Three and a half minutes and already its point is questionable.

• 0:01 And a badly drawn one, too.
• 0:04 One of the most forced excuses for an introduction scene ever.
• 3:54 I skipped ahead to save time. That scene was 3 minutes and 46 seconds! Doesn’t Yakko care? Doesn’t Reese care? Doesn’t anybody care?!
• 4:01 Whoops, there it is again. On the self insert, no less. *chuckles*
• 4:13 You only just got here.
• 4:19 [link]
• 4:23 The fact that Cheeseasaurus Rex is a still image just begs for a reason for being here.
• 4:26 Hold on. She’s actually wondering what a name means?!
• 4:33 You have got to be fucPEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!
• 8:25 It would be easier to say “Can I come with you, question mark”.
• 8:32 [link]
• 9:25 Damn stupid overlaying stock footage!
• 9:34 Worst game ever.
• 9:42 We do not need to see any of this. Get to the point! Even if you already created two four-minute introduction scenes!
• 9:59 He didn’t even face the door and already there’s clip of Pooh and his friends going nowhere.
• 11:14 You game-jumped, that’s what.
• 11:21 I’m expecting there to be so many fourth wall destructions it makes Class of Nuke'Em High Part III look hilarious.
• 11:23 I’m also expecting more plotholes than the mention of “Sleeping Lioness”.
• 11:31 He saw the movie. [link]
• 11:38 “Really?” Haven’t these guys been through all Star Wars movies and even mentioned their names?
• 11:41 Spoiler alert.

Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P., part 3. “Note: I hope it’s good.” Screw you, it ain’t.

• 0:23 Stop saying “mooch”, god damn it! You never belonged to this universe in the first place!
• 1:01 I agree, Numbuh 5. I agree.
• 1:13 So what’s the point of these obvious captions?
• 1:40 Yes, please do something other than comment on the obvious.
• 2:04 [link]
• 2:40 [link]
• 2:53 [link]
• 3:02 Poky Little Puppy does not belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 3:39 Too bad, because he’s going to eat it before you even catch him, you pointless bastards.
• 3:55 Like always.
• 4:06 Why does Pops have to say that? He doesn’t think that straight.
• 5:51 Not as weird as the fact that Godzilla’s in a fast food restaurant.
• 6:37 How should any of these people know what to do yet?
• 7:37 Unless they’re happy because Parker can’t “mooch”, these facial expressions do not make any sense.
• 7:40 [link]
• 7:44 [link]
• 7:58 Really, couldn’t Yakko find a better shot without nose-picking?
• 8:57 I really like Numbuh 5.
• 9:45 None of these characters belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 10:40 I assume he doesn’t know what LEGO even is.
• 10:46 There are much better reaction shots for Sandy than the fish head!
• 10:49 Phew, at least this means less useless guest stars.
• 10:59 Pooh’s going to go through the most popular sci-fi saga of all time re-enacted with toys, and these guys are taking it seriously.
• 11:03 Aw, crap.

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Overall: 5/5

0/10. And now we move onto a potentially worse adventure. How big a glitch will Pooh Bear and his millions of friends be to all six episodes of the world of the Lego video games? Find out in Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 1.

• 11:07 KERMIT: It is time for the moment we all been waiting for!  STADLER: Your retirement?
• 11:28 Good lord, they even tackled a cereal icon.
• 11:29 Oh, bother. An extended intro.
• 11:34 Learning what? A lesson on how not to do crossovers?
• 12:11 What a stupid song extension.
• 12:15 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
• 12:26 The Noid? And I thought Foodfight was bad.
• 12:48 Did Yakko happen to watch my video and notice the presence of the M&M’s?
• 14:17 Oh God, again with the watermarks. Also, if this is supposed to be the actual Complete Saga game, then what’s with the Lego Star Wars 1 intro at the very beginning?
• 14:33 Who knew Xbox LIVE could be so dangerous.
• 14:38 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P., part 2. As I breathe a sigh of relief after months of working on the Adventures video to end all Adventures videos, I can get back to riffing proof that not even that video helps.

• 0:18 That’s right, Piglet. Horror.
• 0:19 You bunch of illogical wimps.
• 0:22 The consequences of a 10 year old KND member making out with an over-13?
• 0:36 Turns out even puppets are capable of making bad crossovers by themselves.
• 0:54 This is going to result in some extremely poor cinematography.
• 0:59 Because webcams make even worse horror films than those shot on handheld.
• 1:14 Because Reese can’t provide any more footage to save his life.
• 1:23 Aaagh! There’s nothing scarier than cartoon clips that aren’t meant to be there.
• 2:13 *muffled* Acting.
• 2:28 Stop making what isn’t even that funny boring.
• 3:37 [link]
• 4:00 Speaking of food, why is her head a fish?
• 4:03 Mwa mwa mwaaaaah.
• 4:23 Reese commented on my parody by defending his “girlfriend”. Hell, I draw a fictional me with an original, fictional girlfriend and yet I know the meaning of virginity.
• 4:26 Why would Numbuh 5 want to go out with anyone over the age of 13, or anyone who keeps picking their nose in public?
• 4:30 Again, GODZILLA IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.
• 4:52 CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.
• 5:16 So apparently that burger triggers an ice cream flood when eaten.
• 5:44 How is he supposed to already know what “mooch” means?
• 5:49 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 6:06 Kinda forgot they were there. Laziness ahoy.
• 6:59 [link]
• 7:08 [link]
• 7:12 Says the guy picking his nose on camera.

Told you that dancing raccoon toy would get the part.

Pooh’s Adventures of Ren & Stimpy?! Is nothing sacred to Yakko and Reese at all?