Heck No Pooh's Adventures

As Pooh’s Adventures of Batman Forever is put on hold until Halloween, I will in the meantime interrupt the riff with one of my self requests. Here is a crossover that does not have Pooh, but crosses PS2 games over with Don Bluth mediocrity. Family trees? Yes. Bad grammar? Yup. Ladies and gentlemen, Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 1.

• 0:00 Most disappointing use of the previous Universal theme EVER.
• 1:56 Third sign of stupidity.
• 2:01 And now this.
• 2:23 Well, that opening had a very silly placement in a Rock-a-Doodle crossover.
• 8:42 The real fun doesn’t start until this very point.
• 9:16 This is Jak and Daxter’s Adventures and yet the first inserted character we see comes from Kingdom Hearts.
• 11:20 Does this guy know the names just from hearing them?
• 12:49 See how utterly stupid it is when you put video game characters in Rock-a-Doodle?
• 13:55 The real subtitles make it sound like she actually wants that kid dead.
• 14:12 Attack on the first appearance, eh? I guess that works, but not by a mile.
• 14:32 The Grand Duke shot by an electric blast and apparently Edmund’s to blame!
• 14:36 Tut tut tut…
• 14:47 Bugs Bunny? Makes sense, I guess…

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 3 can not be seen by the British (and not even ProxTube can do anything about it), so I’ll leave it here for you Americans to judge by yourselves!

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 2, in which we get introduced to a bunch of characters that we should’ve been introduced to much earlier.

• 0:00 Aladdin? What are you doing in a movie that you grossed higher than?
• 0:03 Oh hi, Ala.
• 0:11 By far the only part of the crossover that really works.
• 0:21 Did Granny finally die?
• 0:29 *bursts into fits of laughter* I do hope that guy didn’t actually mean it when he said that he was 20!
• 0:32 Filler to make the pain even less endurable.
• 0:42 If he used both the CG Astro Boy and the anime as reaction shots for Toby, then I would not in any way be surprised. (SPOILER: He did)
• 0:47 He’s known it ever since hearing of your existence in PlayStation Land.
• 3:19 And we had to wait until this point for another toon to appear. Laziness with 7 likes.
• 5:35 “Your” confusion? Bingo.
• 5:37 These characters don’t even appear that much and yet people like this?!
• 9:07 Why, even in Rock-a-Doodle, would a whale be involved in this?
• 9:16 So… What is this about again? Hubie and his pebble, or Edmund and his Chanticleer? Was the pebble even introduced?
• 10:07 What is even going on?
• 10:58 Bad grammar created using sound and subs!
• 12:00 I repeat, what is even going on?!
• 14:42 And what have the non-Bluth characters been doing this whole time? We haven’t seen them since 5:39.

“p.s. I forgot to put the introduction of Tiff” Well, that at least saved a good deal of time.

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