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Pooh’s Adventures of Avatar

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh’s_Adventures_of_Avatar

Pooh’s Adventures of Avatar is an upcoming Fantasy-Action-Adventure film planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It’s unknown if the film will be shown on YouTube.

• Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Celebi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper,Ruby, Guido, Grandpa Longneck, Grandma Longneck, Skip, Mr. Thicknose, Bron, Shorty, Ali, Hyp, Mutt,Nod, Pterano, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs,Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara, Kovu, Zazu, Rafiki, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Ttark, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Zuba, Florrie, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Terk, Tantor, Princess Tiana, Prince Naveen,Louis, Ray the Firefly, Mama Odie, Juju, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Carpet, The Flying Dutchman, Manny, Sid, Diego,Jesse Greenwood, Elvis, Randolph Johnson, Nadine, The Goonies (Mikey Walsh, Brand Walsh, Mouth Devereaux, Data Wang, Chunk Cohen, Andy Carmichael, Stef Steinbrenner, and Sloth Fratelli), Chanticleer,Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Basil of Baker Street, Dr. David Q. Dawson, Olivia Flaversham, Mr. Flaversham, Charlie, Itchy, Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather, Hubie, Marina, Rocko,Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Papa Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewitz, Sebastian, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Vultures (Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket, Fu Dog, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Danny, Sawyer, Dumbo, Timothy Q. Mouse,Jim Crow and his Brothers, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Rex, Woog, Elsa, Roger Rabbit, Dweeb, Mushu,Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky, Kirby, Kayley, Garrett, Devon and Cornwall, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Balto, Jenna, Boris, Muk and Luk, Princess Odette, Prince Derek, Jean-Bob,Speed, Puffin, Po the Panda, Shifu, The Furious Five, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Jack Skellington, Oogie Boogie, Ratigan, Fidget, The Foosa of Madagascar,Makunga, Dr. Blowhole, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Ranamon, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon,Hades, Ursula, Lord Rothbart, Saddam Hussein, The Machine, Ozzy and Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus and Sierra, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, The Fratellis (Ma Fratelli, Francis Fratelli, and Jake Fratelli), Sheldon J. Plankton, Sir Ruber, Dr. Facilier, Judge Frollo, Nasty Jack, Stan Woozle and Heff Heffalump, Warren T. Rat, Cat R. Waul, Carface, Killer, Clayton, Gaston, Darla Dimple, Pete, The Carnotaurs, The Horned King,Creeper, Scar, Zira, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, Shere Khan, Drake, Steele, The Grand Duke of Owls, Tai Lung, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, Meowth, Cassidy, and Butch) guest star in this film.
• In order to make this film appropriate for children under 13, all of the real film’s adult content will be removed.

‘Spongebob and Friends’ Recaps

In the vein of Pooh’s Adventures comes Scroopfan’s bizarrely entertaining Spongebob and Friends videos, where the wacky sponge, the Lion King hyenas and more battle the forces of the ‘Villain Leage’. Here are my recaps of various episodes:

Spongebob and Friends Go on the Quest for Camelot: http://mcgeejabberwock.livejournal.com/9262.html

Spongebob and Friends and Alice in Wonderland: http://sumperson.deviantart.com/journal/SPONGEBOB-AND-FRIENDS-AND-ALICE-IN-WONDERLAND-244961222

Spongebob and Friends Meet Robin Hood: http://sumperson.deviantart.com/journal/SPONGEBOB-AND-FRIENDS-MEET-ROBIN-HOOD-253806969

Spongebob and Friends Meet Hercules: http://sumperson.deviantart.com/journal/SPONGEBOB-AND-FRIENDS-MEET-HERCULES-300527436

Just as the title says

Spongebob and friends join the rescuers

Here is a very weird adventure of “The Rescuers” with SpongeBob and a bunch of random characters BOTH good (such as SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, the Penguins of Madagascar, Baloo, Bagheera, Iago {technicality he counts as good because he became good in “The Return of Jafar”}, and Mushu) and evil (Kaa from “The Jungle Book” and the Hyenas from “The Lion King”) on the good side and a bunch of villains on the evil side (such as Sher Khan, Zira, Plankton, Dark Cynder, and Dr. Facilier), oh yeah and Kairi is in this adventure and Evinrude talks in subtitles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx5NWVOfzAs&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJ00FtM_48&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpJmh5Ab-yA&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze6GQF02Ctk&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2KCdGUwpDc&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIgFDHCqLq4&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfmQVZhSSP4&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTmJJ52tdoc&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4R9nLa_7qc&feature=plcp

I don’t suppose you’d be satisfied with a hug instead?

What is Pooh’s Adventures, you may ask? Pooh’s Adventures is a trend of videos that are basically full-length movies with clips of cartoons for a younger/older generation spliced in to add “a better story”. These can either be Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot from The Land Before Time, Ronald McDonald, Ask Ketchum or any of the specific characters mentioned in the tags, and they share no involvement or fit in the story except for reaction shots and comments about the state of the world. And for some reason, people like these videos. They aren’t funny, they aren’t witty, they’re just created to make crossover fans ejaculate for an hour or two. Or three.

Any movie could be Pooh’d by these insane weirdos, even the bloody Star Wars saga. If you look at the Pooh’s Adventures Wikia, you’d see that THERE ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY VIDEOS EXISTING! Around 1209 of them are in development, and more than 151 have been deleted! They spent no effort whatsoever making videos that are nothing but more or less than 90 minutes of bastardisation, and they only have themselves to blame for their suspensions!

That’s why this blog was made (I’m not doing this for profit, anyway). I’ll be taking the risk of watching as much as I can of these stupid excuses for crossovers, so if you are sick of this ongoing cult following, even though there’s no way to stop it from happening, then submit the manchildishness to this Tumblr right away!