Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 6. When there’s no audible canned laughter, it’s for a reason.

• 0:17 Why is Timmy a retro cartoon?
• 0:25 I know, right? There’s anime characters in Scooby-Doo.
• 0:39 A gasping montage? Not a screaming montage?
• 0:43 Well, that was disappointing.
• 0:46 RABBIT: Look at Pooh, thinking he’s so smart…
• 1:11 “Blah blah blah we thought we can drop it and join the party.” Huh?
• 1:26 Why is he so surprised? The villains always bring friends.
• 2:09 That was Maleficient.
• 2:23 He’s also a monster. Two humans gave birth to a monster. Literally.
• 2:28 So many gasping, so much time.
• 2:40 Georgette seems to be taking this well.
• 2:51 Hades is the lord of the dead. He took Mr. Sykes, he’d know.
• 3:16 So much repetition and people call this fun.
• 3:49 See?
• 3:51 Correction: “You know all these guys?”
• 4:35 Why does Yakko find this line acceptable?
• 4:54 I’d rather you stopped at “Mickey Mouse”.
• 5:03 When was that? RatiganRules still hasn’t made any of his projects a reality yet.
• 5:29 That just goes to show you - no one causes screaming montages like Gaston!
• 5:42 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:49 Correction: “I thought you all died!”
• 5:58 The Evil Queen already mentioned Bowser. Why so alarmed now?
• 6:12 Just as much as the editing.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 5. The CG Smurfs surprisingly did this a lot better.

• 0:11 Damn. Lucy’s really sick of this crap.
• 2:08 If it were, the Manor would catch fire.
• 2:10 Couldn’t they have crashed it earlier? It was a huge mess anyway.
• 2:14 Unfortunately, they will be. 
• 2:30 Neat costume, Daphne.
• 2:37 At least Benny the Beast explains how his characters got to a certain time. People like Yakko don’t know what the heck they’re doing.
• 3:20 A “what” montage? Not a gasping montage?
• 3:49 You met Ichabod Crane and now you’re reacting as if it never happened?
• 4:16 History is in great danger, you guys.
• 4:24 Better question - how did they get there?
• 4:33 He’s a headless ghost, of course he’s scarier.
• 4:47 “excatcly”
• 4:48 To escape him.
• 5:03 The original episode is around 24 minutes long.
• 7:13 Well, that proved nothing about how they managed to get to that time. Disappointing.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 4. In the words of Charlie Brown, AAUGH!

• 0:16 Damn straight.
• 0:34 Why are they crying? Because the trees are being chopped down or because they’re having to sit through another musical mess?
• 0:42 And why is Ttark singing in a German accent?
• 0:45 This video ruined oxygen for me.
• 0:54 Charlie Brown = GPOY.
• 1:34 Great, now I’m going to have nightmares for weeks.
• 2:07 Cheer up, Charlie Brown. It’s better to have a pumpkin face written on the back of your head than it is to watch crap like this.
• 2:16 TWO HOURS.
• 4:47 Or better yet, continue with the adventure.
• 4:58 Watch out for thugs.
• 5:36 Fun…
• 6:35 *pauses and stares* Keep it to yourself, Max, keep it to yourself…

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 3. Two hours and seven minutes, this damn thing is.

• 0:02 You’re getting ready for a Halloween party. Stop dancing and get prancing!
• 0:05 This would’ve been a lot better if it was just Georgette. As a matter of fact, it would be a lot better if it was just Georgette I was watching instead of all these stupid cartoon shenanigans!
• 1:34 Kanga and Roo, finally in a Pooh’s Adventure! And they’re…
• 1:37 …puppets.
• 1:53 And you should be, having wasted so many minutes singing.
• 3:11 For Pete’s sake, internet. Rock-a-Doodle isn’t Disney.
• 3:21 That anime character is Jafar’s son. That anime character is Jafar’s son…
• 3:52 PEOPLE
• 3:54 LIKE
• 3:56 THIS
• 4:02 [link]
• 4:22 Since when did she invite them?
• 4:35 Finally, an actual cousin in a series that related a plush doll to a real bear.
• 4:53 Except for me.
• 5:03 [link]
• 5:12 FOR FUCK’S SAKE YAKKO
• 5:19 [link]

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 2. This is the slowest paced film with a horror theme since Night of Horror.

• 0:08 You should know - you’re Baloo from TaleSpin.
• 0:16 This is intended to be Baloo as he appeared in The Jungle Book. He wouldn’t know what “legal” means!
• 0:59 And speaking of hearing everything…
• 1:03 And here’s Dot Warner in her Leia costume she brings with her on every adventure.
• 1:23 Where’s his costume? Where’s Ash’s costume?!
• 1:36 What the creator should be thinking.
• 1:40 Oh, for Pete’s sake. Them too?
• 1:48 Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
• 3:25 You should’ve asked that to the puppies, you dunce.
• 3:31 Which looks more like the lovechild of a beaver and a cheetah.
• 3:40 Me too, Lucy. Me too.
• 3:44 Dude, Fred Flintstone just called his wife “Barney”.
• 3:55 Not any of them!
• 4:09 TTARK: Except for you, Fred. What did you mean to dress up as, a caveman?
• 4:19 “Long time no see is pushing it a little bit, don’t you think? After all, you did last have an adventure in a LEGO game.
• 4:29 Kanga and Roo? It’s about bloody time.
• 4:40 COSMO: Windows Mooooooovie Maker!
• 5:03 OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FRICK FRACK FUDGE POOP SHIT DICKS DICKS DICKS
• 5:44 No, don’t! You’ll be late for the party!
• 5:58 And that’s coming from someone without a voice.

It’s only a month and a week before Halloween, and yet Yakko the Wacko posted a Halloween special in early July. This video takes a crapload of cartoon characters onto a journey through Scooby-Doo yet again (shame he won’t re-upload it, it’s actually a lot less insane since I watched Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days), extending an half-an-hour-long episode to two hours and seven minutes, and while it may not be quite as wild as the next crossover to involve Pooh Bear, Ash Ketchum and Scooby-Doo, it’s big enough of a crossover and a chore for me to take on. I’ve been pressured to do this for quite a while, so let’s see if we can wash away the nightmare that is Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 1.

• 0:00 The editing is so bad that Yakko lost his best copy of the Disney logo.
• 1:01 These studio logos are based on the characters in the title. So what has Pokémon got to do with Nickelodeon?
• 1:16 This dog has his own cartoon short. Wouldn’t be surprised if Yakko found that.
• 2:17 Did Ash just capture Rocko with his Pokéball?
• 3:08 Oh, goody. Benny’s artwork.
• 3:34 It’s been years since I last saw this.
• 4:57 Of course it had to open like Boo to You. Still a better way to open a Pooh’s Adventure than another desert.
• 6:26 Guess Timon had no idea what to wear, so he shared the costume with Gopher.
• 6:38 Dude, Timon and Gopher made a costume that looks like you and you’re going to praise Ash’s costume instead?
• 6:44 Peanuts? Good grief.
• 7:09 Well, now we know why those logos appeared at the beginning, but…
• 7:13 What
• 7:16 WHAAAAAT
• 7:20 Oh, come on!
• 7:30 Considering the toons they randomly add onto their team, I thought they already would have.
• 7:32 Benny is the best artist the Pooh’s Adventures community has to offer - if only he realised how bad his concepts are. And that’s coming from guy who the guy with an interest in fatties!
• 7:42 Well, it’s too bad he isn’t there to see it, isn’t it?
• 7:50 The only source of Garfield footage Yakko’s ever used.
• 8:08 Because that’s what he dressed up as.
• 8:26 Didn’t you see that? It was a donkey costume! Dedicated to you!
• 8:29 Oh, goodness. Here comes the “cousin” bit…
• 8:47 The whole Gumtree walrus thing Kevin Smith is making into a horror movie was just a prank. Oh, how I wish this thing was too.
• 8:59 With a party like this, I can see why.
• 9:09 Oh, but you will. Of course you will.
• 9:11 In Pooh’s Adventures, nobody’s late.
• 9:19 BROCK: We still need 1027 more friends and this party will be a blast!
• 9:26 Especially Baloo, because…
• 9:34 …here he is! The flesh-and-blood cousin of a talking blend of fabric and cotton wool!
• 9:46 Well, of bloody course it is. Who’d you assume it was, Pedobear?

Pooh’s adventures of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game, part 7. I warned Reese to not make this thing drag on for hours. I advised him to cut out the boring bits. He just didn’t listen.

• 2:04 Desperation!
• 4:34 Some adventurers you are.

Pooh’s adventures of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game, part 6. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

• 1:02 This is the only crossover shot in the video. The rest is boring bullshit.

Pooh’s adventures of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game, part 5. The villain meeting commences. Cue the evil laughter montage.

• 0:06 Why would they need an introduction like that when the villains already appeared so abruptly?
• 0:12 Smithers may not be very true to his character, but Reese sure got it better than EA did.
• 0:18 How can Reese even read that?
• 0:24 Again, why is he a villain? Because he cusses so much? Because he trashed the Power Rangers movie? I mean, he LOVES the Animaniacs, so why the hell is he evil in these videos?
• 0:34 Oh, what it would be like if AVGN Bugs was used as a reaction shot for Bugs himself.
• 0:50 Movie Maker is so weak it’s causing millisecond-long sound glitches when clips are muted.
• 0:55 Now Pinky and the Brain are villains? Wile E. I understand perfectly, but Pinky and the Brain? Just because they plot to take over the world, doesn’t mean they are legitimately sinister.
• 0:58 Jeez Louise, the splicing is so bad.
• 1:09 Is it so hard just to say “rule the Lego world?”
• 1:48 Well, at least we won’t have Reese explaining what happens next to the newcomers. Yet.
• 2:36 Finally, some new Bowser footage. And it still has its own captions! God damn!
• 2:48 I bet Reese had no problem at all playing Sonic the Glitch-hog.
• 2:59 Agh, I was wearing headphones!
• 3:05 Good thing there’s a Kraken in this game, or this would be completely ridiculous.

Pooh’s adventures of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game, part 4. At least he didn’t cast Banana Bat.

• 1:28 Um… Fitting?
• 1:31 Not quite as much as having their faces scraped when trying to get all 10,000 of themselves down there.
• 3:04 Not a logical response to someone getting killed. At least Turdie put some sense into it.
• 3:15 You bet your animated asses you are, you stalkers.
• 3:45 ONE OF THE VILLAINS: Look! *points at Meowth’s forehead* Gold!
• 3:48 I dunno, it’s really quite a large amount.

Comments:

• “Nice job on part 4. I liked the part where our heroes went down the chimney.”

Pooh’s adventures of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game, part 3. At least Yakko himself has some sort of regret about the amount of characters he casts!

• 1:13 How could he tell that early that he will have an adventure?
• 1:17 Reese must have a real hard-on for someone who only appeared in two episodes.
• 1:20 Just because multiple trips on the ride are fun doesn’t mean this is okay!
• 1:27 He’s busy having wet dreams of Numbuh 5 involving him in bondage.
• 1:36 Numbuh 5 making out with her real husband, a fat, smarter kid named Numbuh 2.
• 1:40 He was too horny to draw it better!
• 1:44 No he hasn’t. It’s his kink.
• 1:52 Dude, she didn’t even punch you.
• 1:58 STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL. This is making Class of Nuke'Em High Part III look clever.
• 2:49 Just for staring at him?
• 3:53 Just because this stuff is fun when you’re playing it or at least taking guidance from it doesn’t mean it will be fun as a legitimate movie.

Pooh’s adventures of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game, part 2. Let’s be glad he’s not tackling the movies themselves.

• 0:00 Still a better way to open a Pooh’s Adventure than the desert.
• 0:13 And also a perfect candidate for game-jumping jokes.
• 0:16 What makes this so bad already is that they actually mention that it already exists but they’re going to go on an adventure inside it anyway.
• 0:18 TIGGER: For a while, but YouTube busted our asses before we could meet a Jewish alien.
• 0:26 Another case of unreadable subtitles in the way!
• 0:30 Her expression suggests otherwise.
• 0:35 So what’s the point of this then?!
• 0:42 Oh goodness, Reese’s possessed by the Ghost of Blackbeard.
• 0:53 How on God’s great Earth is that worthy of any sort of punishment?
• 1:00 Originally it was going to be an S&M, but Reese remembered that it would lose him some subscribers.
• 1:02 Pfffffffft
• 1:06 Knocked off? Thanks, talking hands, now we have one less cast member!
• 1:20 I mean, really. What is the point? They’ve been talkative since LEGO Batman 2, after all.
• 2:26 
• 2:31 This makes just about as much sense as Jack Sparrow riding Mr. Incredible’s hoverboard.
• 2:35 No, he’s THE Captain Jack Sparrow. He should ask “How did you know my name” or something.
• 2:39 SKIP. It’s exactly half of the video anyway and carries on for a minute in the beginning of the third part.
• 3:37 Did he just call Captain Jack Sparrow “Banana Bat”?! (Yakko’s comment left me two things more to nitpick on)
• 5:28 “My n*cut off*

According to the creator:

i Don’t Know if i Can Cause i Worked So Hard on it i Hope you Understand.

Last week arrived a game called Disney Infinity, the second time you will ever get to play a toy Jack Sparrow who dismembers when he dies. The game’s a lot of fun, but if you have a PS3 upstairs then good luck getting it all to work. And so, as I wait for my chance to send it back so that Sulley can actually work, I think I should wake up and get back to riffing. Yakko’s postponed his LEGO Star Wars crossover because of copyright laws spoiling the whole “double feature” gig. Whatever, it dragged on for so long it might as well have been longer than War and Peace. In response, Reese has struck back by making another Pooh’s Adventure out of a LEGO game. So let’s look at Pooh’s adventures of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game, part 1, shall we?

• 0:01 A gameplay watermark. Our first sign of a true shipwreck.
• 0:37 Wouldn’t it hurt to use the DisneyToon Studios logo? Because barely any of the Pooh footage these people use comes from the original Disney animation studio anyway except when they use the old and recent movies.
• 0:52 Three Disney logos in a row. Wouldn’t the first one be enough?
• 1:42 This logo looks like it was compiled together by a bull’s dick spurting diarrhea over a slobbering, vomiting donkey’s asshole!
• 1:53 All these years, and they still can’t do anything to cover up the fact that it’s taken from a Halloween video.
• 2:05 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 2:06 It’s the reason I couldn’t riff any more of the last Lego video!
• 2:15 It’s going to get worse, folks - Yakko’s planning Pooh’s Adventures of Foodfight.
• 2:18 Why are the vultures so common with these guys anyway?
• 2:21 A lesson on how not to make a crossover.
• 2:29 Really, you had all that footage and all you could use was this?
• 2:46 A little teaser of how fun this adventure’s going to be.
• 2:57 Why use the same episode of The Simpsons? Is it so hard to find a couch gag on YouTube?
• 3:04 Worst attempt at extending a song ever.
• 3:10 The only Godzilla footage that actually suits these videos!
• 3:11 We’ll never forget the day he married a little human girl.
• 3:14 In what way is the entire TGWTG cast evil again?
• 3:25 The problem with adding Bugs and Daffy is that we won’t see them in the same shot as a Disney character.
• 3:32 Why must you cast a parody of Bart Simpson and then add the real Bart Simpson in the same crossover?