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Pooh's Adventures of The Shawshank Redemption

Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 9

• 4:26 Great, now Japanese characters are going to dumb down Fantasia with dialogue aplenty.
• 5:21 Way to spit on his grave, Danny.
• 5:53 James Woods as Bowser. And I thought Dennis Hopper was unfitting.
• 7:08 How can they remotely related when they aren’t the same species?
• 7:40 Pets, eh? At least Daniel knows a little more than Yakko.

• Uncensorship:
• Cliches: 
• Pokémon empowerment: 
• Bestiality: 
• Human-on-reptile sex: 

Overall: 4/5

0.2/10. Evidence that when Pooh’s Adventurers go this far, that’s when they really do have no clue. Oh, I’ve seen talking trains and rainbow ponies make Michael Bay’s films even messier, but to add all these Disney characters into a movie with more adult material than even Who Framed Roger Rabbit, this is when the whole fad gets worse than it already is. And still, people like it despite every single “adventure” using an overabundance of heroes and villains as well as the same subplot. These people have a lot to learn about storytelling. Tune in next time as Daniel calls out “Beetlejuice!” No, not the cartoon.

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 8

TEH GR8TIST BATL BEGINZ OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

• 1:07 Or is it? It could be the 50th.
• 1:29 Sort out the volume, for God’s sake.
• 2:30 It’s a lot funnier when it doesn’t work.
• 3:58 WOAH JESUS
• 4:00 Apparently, it doesn’t kill people but turn them purple instead.
• 4:10 PEOPLE LIKE THIS
• 5:02 Or just simply kill them so that you won’t have to put up with them again?
• 5:43 PEOPLE LIKE THIS
• 6:21 Just how many times is he going to die, let alone like this?
• 10:47 Or how about you burn them alive with your fireballs and get it over with, you lazy ass?
• 11:26 Meh, I’ve seen better.

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 7

• 00:59 Because the creator of this video and the fans of this meme want more. MORE.
• 1:25 [link]
• 1:50 Why not just dub this over an actual animated clip so that this wouldn’t be so unintentionally laughable?
• 4:27 Why should you censor that when you’ve already let drugs and boobs slide?
• 7:51 Don’t interrupt it! It’s, uh, your moment!
• 10:44 I’m sorry, it’s too difficult to take someone mouthing the song seriously when really they’re supposed to be singing it.
• 11:46 *sigh* Well, I’ll give it some credit - at least they didn’t introduce themselves to anyone.
• 13:00 What sense does this line make to Daniel and his friends? Seriously. Just cut it out. Literally. And non-literally.
• 14:40 And that totals to 45 additional characters. Jesus Christ.

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 6

• 0:16 The cut from a druggie to Donald Duck really sums it all up.
• 3:23 A new a little criticism about the movie itself: What I found weird about this scene was that we never saw this double again.
• 3:46 Yet another thing I hadn’t realised until now? So many of these adventures involve some of the heroes being caged. Not killed or cursed, just caged. People like this.
• 5:40 I mean, really. They could have suffered the same punishment as the real heroes.
• 7:03 This is what could happen when one watches Pooh’s Adventures. Be warned.
• 12:16 That entire song proved that Mok was the one and only. And then Bowser from the Mario games appeared.
• 13:40 Anyone who has not seen Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 should proceed no further.
• 14:00 And no Crime Empire, either.

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 5

I’m surprised that nobody has reacted to Cindy’s panty shots at all. Especially Brock.

• 0:22 No weirder than Daniel’s.
• 2:11 I dunno, Jessie, Sparky makes a point.
• 3:34 Not only doesn’t Daniel notice that he spelled “Ancient” wrong, but he doesn’t even notice that Bowser’s new captions are in the way of his face.
• 4:14 And that’s the way things go when you have dozens of villains stopping your heroes at a time.
• 5:07 Would make some sense in 2005.
• 5:41 You can say that again. And again. And again…
• 5:43 You already have. Millions of times.
• 5:50 Nickelodeon.
• 5:58 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 6:23 With such filler as this, the movie has gone from 78 minutes to 125.
• 6:52 You’re not helping, hero.
• 7:33 In this scene, the tattoo is cut out. But will it be completely cut out?
• 8:11 Oh… *stares at the bottom-left corner and bursts with laughter*
• 8:44 *laughs even harder*
• 9:31 People… *laughs* …they like this…
• 10:25 A hybrid of paying attention and not looking close enough.
• 10:44 Not having Mok as the leader ruins his wit and his independence.
• 11:15 Ah, Club 666, the raunchiest scene in the movie - drugs are smoked, nipples stick out and breasts are groped. Then again, it happened in the Mark Twain movie and it got rated G…
• 12:13 And here’s our first sign in the scene that Daniel fails at censorship.
• 12:25 *laughs again*
• 12:58 Wow. Just……wow. He barely censored anything in this scene. Makes me wonder what’s going on with the South Park crossovers…
• 14:14 Cindy was such a well-animated character for some reason.
• 14:45 They especially weren’t allowed in the club, unless they stood on top of each other and walked around in a trenchcoat.

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Pooh's Adventures of Rock and Rule, part 4

• 0:07 Wasn’t it already obvious? There’s always hundreds of villains after you at the same time.
• 1:08 For vandalism and movie piracy, that’s why. That’s the way the government works, I’m sorry to say.
• 2:04 Again, this shot just makes the logic of these videos all the more confusing. There’s a reason the original movies limit their main characters down to a few, you know.
• 3:00 You should know already, you’ve met many of these villains in so many of your past adventures.
• 3:13 I haven’t yet pointed out that this is one of the most common cliches in these videos; “You know him?”
• 4:16 “Excatly.” Haven’t these people any idea of how slow the pace becomes when so many villains are introduced? It’s like Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but much x200 worse. I know I’m making a lot of comments on things I may or could have pointed out before, but God, these videos are uninspired.
• 5:07 Don’t you mean “a challenge”? Because that’s less literal.
• 5:26 No, I’m never suprise to see you at all.
• 5:33 This has been going on for three minutes already, and that feels like three hours. Our heroes should be dead by now.
• 7:08 I haven’t watched any episode of Avatar, but I know how you fans are feeling right now discovering that they made Azula the wife of Bowser Jr.
• 9:35 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

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