Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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This used to be just Pooh, ponies and trains, but now he’s made it even worse.

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fucknobabymips:

I think the only thing funny about these poorly made edits, is that the people who make them think they can get a job animating with the snap of a finger after making and flooding youtube with these.

Reblogged 2 years ago from fucknobabymips

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Magical ponies like Twilight Sparkle and crows like Heckle and Jeckle are more capable of following heroes around in most of these adventures than trains.

How can they go around a swamp without destroying anything?
How can they use Pokéballs?
How can they travel around places in heaven without tracks?
How can they fly out of a window?
How can they successfully pop out of a drain?
How can they help out a scullery maid?
How can they be able to go to places in times where train tracks don’t exist yet?
How can they go through a labyrinth without bursting through the hedges?
How can they help out characters a dozen times smaller than they are?

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Ariel meets Thomas, Twilight and their friends (along with Salty) who have been sailing around the ocean for quite some time and decide to stay with her for awhile.

Nice try at solving any problems involving trains and water, but have you ever heard of train ferries?

Ariel meets Thomas, Twilight and their friends (along with Salty) who have been sailing around the ocean for quite some time and decide to stay with her for awhile.

Nice try at solving any problems involving trains and water, but have you ever heard of train ferries?

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fuck–no–my–little–pony:

Part of another Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure video. While the rest of them are made up of clips and subtitles, this part is a specially animated scene where the Mane 6 help out Thomas and Friends for 24¾ MINUTES.

Click here to witness more pony-related Adventure crap.

Reblogged 3 years ago from fuck--no--my--little--pony

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Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meets Father Christmas, part 3. Lest forget that part 1 had me witness the first ever subtitle goof-ups in the history of this blog.

0:07 At least we won’t be able to see Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Snowman. But if they tackle The Snowman and the Snowdog then I will be pissed.
0:26 So crossing a crooked bridge is supposed to be dancing?
1:09 Applejack tries her hardest at a British accent. And also, “Farther” Christmas can already see that! What do you think he is, stupid?
1:31 How would you know? You’re a train! *sigh* Cue the “what” montage…
2:06 Oops, watermark!
2:13 Wouldn’t they all fit in the sleigh? How are they running all the way from the North Pole to London?
3:33 *groans out loud* “Your” misuse? Check.
5:17 And now a song from Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas. That does not fix anything about the Disney logo being used!
6:02 Twilight’s singing it? In a male voice? Tut tut…
8:09 “Vioce”
8:22 He’s a brony, and he actually thinks she’s called “Railty”. Good Christ.
8:35 Pooh Footage? What Pooh footage?
8:37 Implying that everyone likes his videos.

Overreactions:
Mistakes:
Lack of concern over Santa undressing:
Logic: What logic?
Rabid Bronyism and Trainerism:

Overall: 7/5

0.4/10. During this riff, I sent a message to the creator of these videos.

How are Thomas and his friends able to move like that? I mean, they are trains, so you wouldn’t expect them to move off the rails, or even fly in the air. Besides, how do they even get through the doors and fit in such a small area? I would like to know, because it has confused me ever since I started watching these kinds of videos.

I just hope he responds, because this is by far the most confusing crossover adventure video I’ve ever had the time to sit through. There are so many questions to be asked, so many errors that could have been corrected had the creator analysed his own work before uploading it, and a complete lack of Christmas spirit or respect towards the art of Raymond Briggs animation. Give me a blooming explanation, damn it!

Like Winnie the Pooh and the Dark Crystal, I watched the original before watching the butchered version, and while it ain’t The Snowman, it’s still one of the most unique visions of Santa Claus out there - a guy who has no elves, especially no trains or horses to help him. Just a couple of pets and a couple of reindeer. He ain’t jolly, but a wisecracking, globe-trotting geezer who can think up things to do for the fun of it before the big day. Unfortunately, these crossover people don’t believe in going solo, they fudge up who Father Christmas’ character was intended to be.

Well, enough ranting. Next time, we’re going to see how Benny and his pals got along in the middle of their adventures through Beauty and the Beast. And besides, I’ve seen that the creator of this video has added a part to his latest adventure where KP-ShadowSquirrel’s ponies help out the trains for 24¾ minutes.

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Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meets Father Christmas, part 2. Thomas and friends must have traveled on an awfully long track to get to the countries.

1:05 How’d you get through the door, though?
1:07 How did all of you get through? When Thomas and his friends are involved in a crossover adventure, you can’t help but question the logic.
1:34 Flippin’ heck. Expect a whole lot of rusting.
1:55 A grammatically incorrect person using “it’s” correctly? What sense does that make?
2:17 No you’re not, you’re still in Equestria.
2:40 Oh my goodness! A stylish dessert! Never seen anything like it!
3:20 Oh no! He’s got nothing left to gamble with! The scientists were right!
3:55 I’m going to bish bash bosh you someday.
4:28 How is that even a game, even by train standards?
5:08 How are those trains able to fly?
6:34 *reads the subtitles* You can say that again.
7:18 I was expecting a more extreme reaction. Jeez, you overreact to a bill and not a toy pony?
7:40 It’s the same reaction I used for this entire video!
8:48 It’s not Pooh’s Adventures, and yet we still have someone saying “bother”.
9:16 He’s Santa Claus! He is more capable than that!
10:22 He’s on a track and covered in Christmas lights. This still confuses me as to how he manages to get from one country to another!
12:08 A barrel. What an exciting present.
13:40 All you did was place a barrel somewhere it would be dangerous for kids to sleep in.

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Last time, we saw a train fanatic invade yet another episode of Phineas and Ferb. Today, we're looking at a bunch of blooming ponies and blooming trains invading Santa’s blooming privacy. Here, CGI trains and Flash-animated horses ruin the hand-drawn animated beauty of the Raymond Briggs adaptations. But how will the trains get to billions of homes all in one night? I know how Rainbow Dash would do it, but let’s stop complaining like this and start complaining at bits of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meets Father Christmas, part 1.

0:00 Okay, I can understand the Disney logo appearing in Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals, the original show being distributed by the Disney Channel and whatnot, but this?! Why?
0:32 Oh, God. He used the Cineworld jingle, didn’t he?
0:46 What I’m seeing isn’t very jungle-y.
1:48 At least he doesn’t use Movie Maker.
3:36 Especially with the horses and trains that are going to be stalking you.
3:57 So they are like celebrities in this universe? “their selfs”
4:16 How about a movie?
4:35 How can a train fit in a garden? Heck, Trainboy54 coming out of the closet as a small train made more sense!
4:40 “It sure has”? “HAS”?
4:46 Wouldn’t it make more sense to call him “Santa Claus”?
4:49 Why am I suddenly thinking dirty thoughts in this scene?
5:03 You should know, you've delivered toys of th- Oh, wait. 1991.
5:05 [link]
5:10 Jeez, Turdie F. Bastard puts more effort into positioning and scaling than you.
5:16 RARITY: They called me Railty because I’m friends with trains! How clever is that?
5:25 Oh God. I made fun of this in my own video before I could actually witness it!
5:30 What’s making this even more confusing is that apparently, he’s going to be using both British and American clips. Just imagine if he used both Mel Smith and William Dennis Hunt’s Santa.
5:35 SPIKE: And by that I mean Ratatouille!
5:39 That’s what I still hate about these videos - the guest stars turn the main character into a dumbass.
6:02 You didn’t answer his question correctly.
7:14 Calm down, it’s just a camper van painted in red.
7:31 Oh. Haven’t tackled that. Better do it then! Seriously though, did this guy even watch the video after he completed it?
8:17 The ponies’ situations fit more than the trains, mainly because the ponies are small and have legs.
8:39 [link]
9:26 No, that’s what happens when people get drunk.
9:41 Brown elephant, more like.
10:03 It’s a flashback. We get it.
10:49 WE GET IT.
11:09 Finally.
11:14 OF course he’s not listening. You’re speaking in blooming text.
11:30 What, did we see through Twilight’s eyes?
11:33 First they overreact to an RV, now they overreact to a bill that isn’t even theirs.
12:12 We still have yet until Thomas reacts to seeing Santa’s whole behind.
12:48 “Breafast” “hungery” This guy is British.
13:01 He can see that already. And if he mentioned HP Sauce, wouldn’t that mean the campers would be interested in seeing Thomas & Friends as well?
13:56 See? I told you their situations were relevant!

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fuck–no–my–little–pony:

How can a train fit in any room of a castle anyway?

Reblogged 3 years ago from fuck--no--my--little--pony

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That’s right, those two live-action people are characters from the Mamma Mia movie. Wouldn’t that make the chickens nervous? And how would a bunch of trains be able to move in a chicken coop anyway?