My Little Pony/Sonic Heroes Power Hour Timeline Paradox

Just why the hell is this a thing?
Did you know that Hayao Miyazaki does not tolerate this kind of thing?
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Oh look, they even have the Autobots. Stuington’s out of his god damned mind.
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Cue Marahute trying to save the hundreds of trains (and big fish no less) from falling down the waterfall.
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Stuington is the same guy who thought it would be acceptable to give these characters guns no matter how old they are.
As if CG trains and Flash-animated ponies weren’t mind-blowing enough, now we have Dusty, Rattlesnake Jake, dozens of fan-made trains and giant fish out of water.
People like this.
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They seem to have fixed the whole “Sophie and Sky from Mamma Mia” problem, but that doesn’t mean to say they’ve fixed Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s relationship.
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THEY’RE HORSES AND TRAINS
HOW DO YOU EXPECT A TRAIN TO FLY A PLANE
AND WHY WOULD AN ALICORN OR A PEGASUS NEED A PLANE ANYWAY
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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The Gatling gun is a 7.62x51 mm NATO, six-barreled machine gun used by Thomas the tank engine. Mounted on his side tanks. He recived this gun in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers Dark of the Moon.
See, this is why Stu is a bigger wacko than Freddie.