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Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 3. “This film takes Place After Winnie the pooh and ronald mcdonald`s adventures of the Super Mario Bros (1993 Movie) wich Explains Pooh and friends met Mario Luigi and Yoshi Before and ash Ketchum meets the Thief and the Cobbler wich Explains Ash and his friends Faced Zig-Zag Before” Yes, these people like the Mario movie.

  • 0:00 How should he know what level it is?
  • 0:13 Good thing this clip actually got a caption this time.
  • 0:19 Good thing also I made a character fat in a “what” montage in my upcoming parody, because now it makes sense.
  • 0:36 AAGH!
  • 0:39 Old pal? You’ve been in like a thousand videos together and you claim not to have seen him in a while?
  • 0:43 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 0:47 It’s much better than Pooh’s Adventures.
  • 1:02 You should know if they’ve ever been involved in your starring roles. That’s what YouTube Poop is all about.
  • 1:06 “Well that there is pooh Piglet Tgger Rabbit Eeyore Ash Mis*cut off* PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:13 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:21 Filler. Just plain filler.
  • 1:43 If Pooh’s only helping, should this be Super Mario Meets Crash Bandicoot?
  • 1:46 SPOILER ALERT: They all live.
  • 1:58 You dare silence the great Vincent Price? Twice?
  • 2:06 Evil laugh montage.
  • 2:21 ”[“
  • 2:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 2:58 Is that the only clip of Tigger you could find? Jesus, I’m getting another flashback to The Magic Voyage.
  • 3:05 It’s been a while since I last said "Desperation”.
  • 3:29 Well, at least they didn’t interrupt the bonus level.
Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 2. *insert Wreck-It Ralph joke here*

  • 0:00 Good thing we’re actually on a hot location at this point, but it’s not a bloody desert.
  • 0:36 Something I’ve always wondered about this cliche - where’d the bath come from?
  • 0:44 Skipper’s a towel, apparently.
  • 0:53 Here, let me correct the grammar: “Ouch, that was some fall we had, Gay Luigi.”
  • 1:04 And plenty of other times before, to be precise.
  • 1:30 I’d like to imagine this is from a Power Ranger’s perspective. Still won’t keep that from being boring, though.
  • 1:34 Both Yakko and Reese are so clueless about length that even the subtitles appear for longer than they should be.
  • 1:41 What is the point?
  • 1:52 See how no one happens to be interested enough to interrupt?
  • 2:00 You could’ve said that when he first hit a crab.
  • 2:16 [link]
  • 2:25 So many villains here that they got in the way of Mario’s face.
  • 2:29 What, weren’t any of the other villains concerning enough?
  • 2:32 He was eating by crocodiles? So he won?
  • 2:37 There is so little punctuation you wouldn’t know whether he’s asking a question or just copying.
  • 3:02 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 3:24 Good thinking, Crash.
  • 3:33 Crash destroyed a bridge of crates while a bunch of Power Rangers and cartoon characters were behind him. How the hell were they able to get over?
Mar 2

What’s the point of watching full level gameplay not for walkthrough purposes but for some kind of movie? What is even the point of making subtitled cartoon characters interrupt gameplay footage that isn’t even yours? Case in point, Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey, Benny the Beast’s Adventures of Villains’ Revenge and even worse, Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario. As it turns out, the kid who created the latter has also turned the entire first Crash Bandicoot game into a Pooh’s Adventure, and the critics are raving like the ever-accepting dickdrinkers they are. This’ll probably consist of me saying “What’s the point” over and over again, but anyhow let’s play “Try Not to Get Brain Damage Watching Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 1”.

  • 0:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:01 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:35 Mickey’s House of Villains may have had a lot of villains from separate media in one film, but this is ridiculous.
  • 2:11 Dat watermark. Makes you wish the guy who made this was intelligent to record his own games by camera or DVR, doesn’t it? Of course, if he were intelligent this video wouldn’t exist.
  • 3:00 And this is exactly how fun the adventure’s going to be, folks.
  • 3:40 What’s Bowser doing in a PlayStation game?
  • 3:46 Wouldn’t King Koopa be a good enough alternative? Bowser has two captions at once.
  • 3:49 Unless poor continuity saves the day.
  • 4:16 So far, this sucks even as a YTP.
  • 4:20 You know how sucky a video can be just from the utterly banal “you’re” confusion.
  • 4:28 Prepare for an extreme lack of rhyming.

Note 4: Please forgive me for making this intro 9 minutes long.

My God, what have they done?

Feb 5

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a Thomas/MLPFIM/Non-Disney Crossover film creating by 76859Thomas. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Plot

Thomas, Percy, James, Toby, Emily, Gordon, Henry, Edward, Bash, Dash, Ferdinand, Luke, Charlie, Hiro, Paxton, Victor, Kevin, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Heckle and Jeckle, Cool McCool, Sophie and Sky have traveled to Hollywood in the year 1947 and meet L.A.’s Number 1 toon star named Roger Rabbit and they help him along with a Private Toon Investigator named Eddie Valiant to solve the mystery of the murder of Marvin Acme and save ToonTown before it goes into the hands of Judge Doom (whom Diesel 10, Devious Diesel, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, Team Galactic and the College of Crooks work for).

Trivia

*gets the Dip*

Psyga Watches Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Bleach: Quest for the Fang Blades

psyga315:

A while after I wrote up my last review for Pooh’s Adventures, Pooh took an odd and wild adventure. So odd and wild, in fact, that I decided to look at it.

Remember when I made a couple of Bleach jokes poking fun at the constantly increasing number of characters and even saying how it has me more interested in its story than Pooh’s Adventures did? Remember when I riffed on a boring ass anime? Remember when I said this?

Heck, I might actually resort to watching Bleach to see if it’s the anime or me that’s the problem like I did with the Princess and the Togepi.

Well… Yeah. Fate can be a cruel mistress when she’s not with Nanoha. I am to review Pooh’s Adventures of Bleach: Quest for the Fang Blades. Which, surprisingly, isn’t even an actual episode or movie from Bleach. In fact, I dare say it’s fanfiction. Is it gonna be good or bad fanfiction? Only one way to find out.

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Even Benny’s gang have their limits. Yes, Johnny. He is mad.

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Y'know those parody posters with a ludicrous amount of characters meant to satirize the amount Pooh’s Adventures uses? They actually made a legit one!

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Jan 9

Psyga Watches Winnie The Pooh Meets Sonic The Hedgehog

psyga315:

{sigh} Sonic. I remember when you were cool. When you ran at the speed of light. When you rocked out on your guitar. When you fought the robots together with your brother and sister… Wait. FUCK! My memories of Sonic were just as bad back then as they were now! But seriously, I doubt I’m a huge fan in Sonic. The fan base has a lot of bad reputation from rabid fans who think voice acting is better than game play to tons of Deviantart entries where a Sonic with orange shoes can be considered “original” on the basis that Shadow was a black Sonic despite having tons of differences beyond that.

Point is, I think I hate Sonic. If not for the piss poor handling of some of the games (even when they made a good Sonic game, expect them to fall flat in the side games) then it’d be because of the rabid fan boys and their cyclic hatred of Sonic. And if the fan boys feel generous to Sonic or Sega finally puts out a good game, then I can just point to an issue of Sonichu or an episode of Bloodshot the Hedgehog, or if I have to point out official Sonic fan fiction, Sonic X.

Though then again, I’m stuck in the past two years as that stuff hasn’t seem to pop up every now and then. It’s either because the fans have quieted down and realized that bitching at the eye colors doesn’t make the game play any better, or, and I won’t be surprised if this is the case, no one is pulling off infamous acts to add fuel to this fire.

But, my rant on Sonic as a whole will have to wait, because right now, we’re going back to before Sonic made the jump to 3D. To the days where the only time Sonic had a dark story was when he was a cartoon or drawn by Archie Comics. Today, we’re looking at the Sonic movie, in which they actually manage to be more batshit insane than the AOSTH version. And that’s saying a lot for the show that has Robotnik say penis.

Much like how Snively was at the end of the SATAM series, Sonic isn’t alone. Instead of Mecha Sonic, Knuckles, or Ixis Naugas, he is accompanied by Pooh Bear. This can only end well people. The only good news I bring is that it’s written by BowserMovies1989, whose Adventures are actually my first, and I know the roster pretty well. At least it’s not going to be a handful. Well, it will be, but not like Nemo and the Wolf. We did five paragraphs bitching about Sonic, so let’s dive right in!

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Aladar’s Adventures of The Secret of NIMH

Aladar’s Adventures of The Secret of NIMH is the fourth upcoming Dinosaur/Don Bluth film which is planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Plot

Aladar and his family (along with Fievel, Kermit, and their friends) went on a journey to meet Mrs. Brisby, who lost her husband and had kids. On this adventure in the Rose Bush, they meet Justin, who tells Mrs. Brisby about NIMH coming to the farm, and face to face with evil Jenner, whom Cat R. Waul and the Bowser family, the Psycho Rangers, and the Phantom Blot work for, to rescue Mrs. Brisby’s family.

Trivia

This may be a dinosaur who was raised by lemurs, but come on. A dinosaur in a film about mice!

maxtaroisheretoo:

The person who originally made this was trying to be serious when he paired a character from Clifford the Big Red Dog with the son of Godzilla.

At least this isn’t a parody of The Lorax.

Winnie the Pooh and Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse

Winnie the Pooh and Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed in at The House of Mouse It’s The 1st Winnie The Pooh / House of Mouse Special Crossover Movie by BowserMovies1989 and It Will Appear on Youtube In A Near future

Plot

snowstorm leaves everyone in the House of Mouse stranded and “bah-humbug” Donald doesn’t have any Christmas spirit. Winnie the Pooh, Ash Ketchum, SpongeBob SquarePants, Leonardo, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, Scooby-Doo, Mickey and all the other guests get hot chocolate and cookies to make Donald feel hisChristmas spirit. The fun starts when Minnie gets the Christmas cartoons to watch. Their magical memories see to it that everyone has a holiday spirit, even Donald. At the end, everyone gets together and sings a musical number, “The Best Christmas of All”.

Among the Christmas cartoons included in this special are A New Version of Pooh’s Adventures of Mickey’s Christmas Carol and a Crossover comic version of The Nutcracker hosted by John Cleese, and starring Pooh Bear and His Friends, Mickey as the Nutcracker, Minnie Mouse as Maria, Donald Duck as the Mouse King, Introducing Bowser and His Villains, Ludwig von Drake as a Drosselmeyer-like character, and Goofy as the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Trivia

I added two quotation marks because we all know that these extensions are going to be nothing more than clips where Pooh isn’t even there.