Heck No Pooh's Adventures

This is the intro for my Winnie the Pooh/StarCrash crossover film.
The guest stars for this film are the heroes, Thomas, Edward, Percy, Gordon, Emily, Sonic, Tails, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Princess Toadstool, Rayman, Betina, Cookie, LacMac, Flips, Ash, Pikachu, May, Max, Brock, Luke Skywalker, R2D2, C3PO, Chewbacca, Shaggy Rogers, Scooby Doo, Daphne Blake, Scrappy Doo, Flim, Flam, Mad Jack The Pirate, Snuk, Casey Junior and Johnny, because they help Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore work for Akton, Simon, and Stella Star and the villains who will be working for the Golems and Count Zarth Arn will be Flash Dashing, Devious Diesel, The Kanker Sisters and Team Rocket: Jessie, James and Meowth.

A trailer from late 2008 for Pooh’s Adventures of the whole Star Wars saga.

The trailer for Pooh’s Adventures of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Thank God THIS was removed.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 8. A finale that isn’t as grand as the Duke.

• 1:01 *gonna
• 2:33 Roo’s only line in the movie.
• 2:51 Okay, that is possibly the most overblown death scene I’ve encountered in my life.
• 3:08 Did what?
• 3:10 The lack of sync provided a cameo for the Hoff.
• 3:37 You cut out the third bit before. Why not cut out the first?
• 4:40 That would’ve fit more if we didn’t hear another kid’s giggling in the background.
• 6:29 Is that praddi- What?

Comments:

• “Great Ending! Even when the Genie popped out!”
• “HUZZAH!!! Roo’s in here!”
• “Here’s something you can put in Pooh’s Adventures of STAR WARS Episode 2 Attack of the Clones Pooh: Don’t worry im sure you will see her again. right before Obi Wan says Dreams pass in time. also in this film put in more pooh clips like the other Pooh crossovers to give Pooh and the gang a bit of a larger role.”
• “Hey, why not make Pooh’s Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, now that would be something right?”
• “OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOO THAT OLD MAN IS HILOURISE”
• “Duke: i’m still here… Triton: YOU MUST DIE! Duke: No oh god AHH!”
• “I’m looking for somebody to do Pooh’s Adventures of Cars 2 with me! I can’t do it because ToonJoey34 said I was a terrible script writer!”
• “i-im dying, its too happy its like someone just threw acid on me, i really wish i could unsee this -hits head against wall-”
• “good moive worst fucking editing”
• “Haha! Awesome Genie clip at the end!”
• “Who would tale more time to add in these stupid video clips instead of just uploading the move a it was?… Great movie though”
• “the idea of pooh, spongebob and those birds suck!!!! that´s stupid, they ruined the movie.”
• “fuck hell, with the penguin, the big beast , and all the videos qho re not in the original movie, honestly i like this film, but as it is, not with trash as they put here.”
• “wow i like this so much thumbs up if you do to”
• “*mass role-playing*”

• Absence of Tigger:
• Absence of Rabbit:
• Absence of Eeyore:
• Absence of Piglet:
• Absence of Pooh:

Overall: 4.2/5

0.16/10. Like I said earlier, putting Disney into Disney makes sense, more than adding Ghostbusters characters, SpongeBob, the villains of Rock-a-Doodle, Mewtwo and the blue fairy from Filmation’s Pinocchio, some of which were forgotten about for the majority of the video. We also happen to see more of the added villain than we do the added good guys, which is unfair even by Pooh’s Adventures standards. Plus, just they’re all cartoons, doesn’t mean they can actually survive underwater, or fit into a building like that for Stay Puft’s matter! But hey, at least the ratings given to part 1 were right - this really ain’t as bad as Pooh’s Adventures of Jeepers, It’s the Creeper.

“I… But Ariel!”

“I’m sorry, SpongeBob.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 7: In Which Pooh Finally Talks!

• 0:29 Same as it ever was, same as it ever was…
• 2:39 It’s that time again!
• 3:11 Hey! That’s Pooh’s job!
• 4:56 …They’re married, aren’t they? Eww.
• 7:10 No special guest could do anything to save anyone. Tut tut.
• 9:54 Not even the Duke.
• 10:00 Morgana = BowserMovies.

Comments:

• “I thought Pooh and friends were trapped w/ Melody”
• “In my version, Sonic and his friends would be trapped.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “Stupid winnie the pooh crap”
• “Seriouasly, you r sooo just waisting ur time combining it together….”
• “this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen, you totally ruined the movie doing that.”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 6. The “heroes” finally spring into action. Also, the dreaded “running gag”.

• 0:22 A lot better than this guy does.
• 4:37 Cue the gasping montage!
• 5:06 Even in cartoon logic, how can you guys even breathe underwater?
• 5:22 I assume they’re actually swimming.
• 5:37 Pooh hasn’t even said that much apart from gasping.
• 5:41 Oh, there they are.
• 5:49 That water must not be at a very nice temperature.
• 7:10 Meanwhile, somewhere in the wrong movie…
• 9:24 Shut up and freeze already!
• 9:55 Oh dear, not this discussion again.
• 10:03 Because a 19 year old is unusually controlling your life.
• 10:08 They don’t look like sea creatures to me. Nor do they look like Earth creatures, concerning the universe of The Little Mermaid.
• 10:33 That’s another thing I hate about this scene - spoilers. Predictable spoilers, but still spoilers.

Comments:

• “GREAT JOB!”
• “I love the part from 9:55 to 10:43”
• “patrick in his undergarments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooolllll”
• “5:36 Max: Hey, isn’t that Cloack and Dagger, Morganna’s minions? Sam: Aha! A clue!!! Let’s follow them! Sonic: Yeah, we follow them, we find Morganna, Dr. Eggman, and Sammun-mak.”
• “ummm the name is mellody it is not mell-mell”
• “I wish you would post the whole return to the sea movie without the mix-ins. I cant find it anywhere. I cant even buy it on itunes.”
• “if your worried about copywright issues dont make the movie!”
• “did anyone notice tiger from winnie the pooh appeared at 0:23”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “THIS POOH BEAR THIS IS SO ANNOYING”
• “this is shit”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 5. Tip and Dash are cumming!

• 1:32 The Grand Duke isn’t that thin…
• 2:02 Just seeing the Grand Duke speak a female’s lines makes me feel awkward.
• 2:27 The Grand Duke happens to be the next Mewtwo.
• 4:07 Boo! You took the “Dark” out of The Dark Crystal!
• 8:13 You put kids off from watching their true favourite characters twice with this song.
• 10:14 DUKE: …Hmm?

Comments:

• “Can you make a Hakuna Matata music video with Tip as Timon Dash as Pumbaa Melody as Simba PLEASE?”
• “If I did my own crossover adventures, it would be called Sam, Max, Sonic and Friends’ Adventures. The cast would include Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cosmo, Rouge, Shadow, Cream, Cheese, Sam, Max, and Ranamon. Ranamon would be Max’s girlfriend”
• “NH wjjdmwkdmbcnghhfthfg”
• “fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkk man is carzy”
• “tenessee tuxeedo”
• “Tip And Dash = Timon And Pumba Thumbs Up If You Agree”
• “i just want the little mermaid, not all this crap”
• “alot of skipping of some intense moments :( well its better than not being able to see the movie i guess”
• “You completely cut out "For a Moment”!!!“
• ”*mass role-playing*“
• "readlly ppl want the real movie not cartoon from other movie cut in the med of it dose not look good when ppl are watching it at all”
• “what the”
• “U SHOULD BE SHOT”
• “Asshole That Owl Is From Rock-A-Doodle Not Winnie The Pooh”

Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Part 4. Back then, BowserMovies used his character clips a lot less than usual. That only made his videos worse.

• 2:38 And after two and a half minutes of waiting, you gus finally get “involved”.
• 2:56 ERIC: Tigger? Are you calling me… Oh, Tiger, huh? Why, yes I am. Rawr.
• 3:52 Two villains and two minuature, bug-eyed sidekicks!
• 4:05 Oh. For a moment there, I forgot how weird the movie truly was.
• 4:24 How does he even know what Mewtwo is?
• 4:58 Stop stalking him like that. The look you’re giving him is especially turning his nervousness into fear.
• 5:35 One of my most hated reaction shots, to speak the truth.
• 8:19 That’s all Duke had to say?
• 10:39 “Ohhhhh” count: 1

Comments:

• “Good one and a good that Ariel tell Mewtwo, Good Fairy, Slimer and Stay Puft about when Pooh and his friends met Ariel as a mermaid.”
• “"So much for not panicking.” xD"
• “this is incredible”
• “What if the cast from Sonic X, or Bonkers, or Sam and Max were in the movie?”
• “can you upload the original version..thumbs up if anybody agrees with me”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “i got this far, now i give up. you would get so many more views if you took out the shitty pooh bits.”
• “And the reason you were watching POOH’S ADVENTURES of The Little Mermaid 2 were…?”

Pooh’s Adventures of… Stand By Me?!

• Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) guest star in this film.
• Ash, Stan, and their friends have made many guest appearances together in many Land Before Time crossover films starting with Littlefoot’s Adventures of We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story.
• This is an NTSC film with NTSC bits from the Winnie the Pooh films, the Pokémon films, and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
• This is one of a few Winnie the Pooh crossover films in which Stan and the gang make guest appearances.
• In order to make this film appropriate for children under 17 the same way as Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, all of the mature content will be removed from the actual movie itself, the clips from the South Park TV series and film, and the Achmed clips and Lard*** will be renamed “Lardbutt”.
• During the train bridge scene, while the train is approaching and right after Vern says “Oh, shoot”, Ash is dubbed as Littlefoot shouting “Run!”.
• This is the first guest appearance of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in a Pooh’s Adventures film, as he previously appeared in Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of Aladdin and Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa’s Adventures of The Return of Jafar (where he worked for Jafar).
• Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) will be working for Ace and his gang of bullies in this film.
• The only reason why the South Park characters are in this film is because both South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and Stand by Me were rated R by the MPAA, although the film will be entirely censored.
• This is the third Pooh’s Adventures film with an R-rated film (although this film is re-edited to make it appropriate for children under 17); the first two being Pooh’s Adventures of Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (which was unedited) and Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (which is re-edited just like this film).
• This is by far the only “Pooh’s Adventures” of a film based on any story by Stephen King, this one being his novella “The Body”.

But wait! There’s also Littlefoot’s adventure.

• SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Rex, Woog, Elsa, Dweeb, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewiz, Papa Mousekewitz, Bron, Shorty, Ali, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Pterano, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, King Julien, Maurice, Mort, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), Terk, Tantor, Louis, Ray the Firefly, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Sebastian, Jesse Greenwood, Elvis, Randolph Johnson, Nadine, Celebi, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Vultures (Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket, Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky, Kirby, Fu Dog, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Roger Rabbit, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Jack Skellington, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, The Great Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, The Eletric Mayhem, and Rizzo the Rat), Chanticleer, Mrs. Brisby, Jeremy the Crow, Eris, Dr. Facilier, The Horned King, Creeper, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Ursula, The Machine, The Carnotaurs, The Grand Duke of Owls, Warren T. Rat, Cat R. Waul, Chula, Carface, Killer, Hades, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Ranamon, Lord Rothbart, Sheldon J. Plankton, Scar, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, The Shredder, The Machine, Ozzy and Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus and Sierra, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, Makunga, Clayton, Oogie Boogie, and Team Rocket (Cassidy and Butch) guest star in this film.

I honestly refuse to live on this planet any longer.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 12, the credits. Find out how insane BowserMovies really is.

• 2:39 That’s all you knew about Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy? For shame.
• 3:18 And I thought Jar Jar Binks was annoying!
• 3:23 The one on the top is the most viewed, and the one with those Tennessee Tuxedo rip-offs. The one on the bottom? Sigh…
• 3:31 Please stop. You’re going to be placing Pooh into a PG-13.
• 3:38 GOD! And I thought George’s treatment was bad!
• 3:45 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 3:52 I’m just lucky that a lot of these were either deleted, or he never got round to doing them because he scheduled so many movies to Pooh on.
• 4:03 But wait! There’s unfortunately more.
• 4:11 You weren’t able to use any clips from that episode until now? Feck you, David!
• 4:52 Let me guess - this is supposed to lead to what we saw in Pooh’s Adventure of TMNT 3, which he did even less in.
• 4:57 Oh, yes. Laugh at the misfortune I had to watch this.

Comments:

• “This is great! This is one of the best movies.”
• WOW! CLIFFHANGER!“

So that’s the end of BowserMovies’ second ever Pooh’s Adventures video. And what did Pooh do?

• Presence of the movie: 
• Unrestrained autism:
• Irrelevance:
• Scrolling through the video:
• Ghostbusters:

Overall: 4.8/5

Similar to The Magic Voyage, this gets 0.04/10. It didn’t make me feel angry, it just left me sad. A lot of the people who enjoyed this have probably never seen the movie before. It makes sense when the person who created the video is below the age of, say, 14, but this came from a 22 year old man who was 19 when he made the video. Why did videos like this make Pooh’s Adventures so popular when Pooh hardly did anything? Lord knows. I mean, he only got to speak a few lines, and not as much as Rabbit.

A lot of the things the characters had to say were either "really” or a line someone in the movie was supposed to say, and this is especially a pain because it’s assuming the characters are that smart. Wouldn’t anyone be concerned if there were cartoon characters joining in with an exterminaition team, anyway? Whatever the reason, join me next time where I most likely riff on Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid II, because what’s a blog about the horrors of Pooh’s Adventures without the most viewed out of them all?

This video was suggested by Gregory Smith. Thanks for not being the only one to use your brain, Greg. 

P.S. I find it quite ironic that another Ghostbusters butchery starring Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy called “The Ed,edd N Eddy Advantures of Ghostbusters” had most of its parts blocked by Sony. Guess Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy in Castilian crossed with Ghostbusters in English was a little too bad.

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 11, the second to last. And Pooh’s line about hugging only appeared in the trailer. Damn marketing.

• 1:11 Finally. You moved!
• 1:18 THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON THIS VIDEO: *what Edd is saying*
• 1:24 *takes out the first ‘h’ and ’re’*
• 3:29 You know, this would be the perfect time for a cheering montage…
• 4:24 Where Pooh and his friends were the whole time.
• 4:51 *finally slams his head against the wall*
• 5:03 A sudden cameo by Hercules.
• 5:04 GOOD FAIRY: Not you, puppet.
• 5:14 Christopher’s been speaking in a rather unusual tongue compared to the last thing he said.
• 5:20 And Winnie the Pooh finally gets something to say.
• 5:33 SLIMER: *in his head* How’d he know?
• 5:37 POOH: Can we resurrect that marshmallow monster, too? Maybe shrink him down to size? And how about we tame the scary-looking dog?
• 5:39 Mirror effect!
• 5:41 Booooooooo. No, I’m not being a ghost here, Pooh. Boooooooo!

Comments:

• “Slimer has joined the group!! Well alright!!! Will you do Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters II?”
• “HEY BOWSER, when you make Pooh’s adventures of Star Wars episode 1, can you make Ash, Pikachu, Team Rocket, Slimer and EEnE guest star in the movie, please? When you make Pooh’s adventures of The Little Mermaid II: Return to the sea, can you make Ash, Pikachu, Brock, Misty, Team Rocket, EEnE and Slimer (and can add a suprise guest star along with them) guest star in this movie, please? And can you upload a trailer for Pooh’s adventures of the Little Mermaid II: Return to the sea? THANK YOU!”
• “can you do an Eds adventures in ghostbusters 1 and 2?