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Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 10. I wonder how Jon’s doing without his pets?

• 0:00 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:04 What a terrible Nathan Lane impersonation
• 0:10 [link]
• 0:47 There should be only one character in this gang starting every sentence with “like”, thank you very much.
• 0:54 Shush! They’ll hear you!
• 1:38 They only add one caption to this clip because all Pooh’s Adventures creators are crummy writers.
• 2:15 It scared the animation out of the Flintstones!
• 3:13 What’s Pooh doing with in a Santa suit on Halloween? This video is a nightmare before Christmas.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 9. Well, the Wiki didn’t last long. Yay! Now I can keep myself much less busy! So as we wait for Wikia to sort out its dump server, let’s continue with this crap!

• 0:01 Yeah, the meerkat is apparently Garfield.
• 0:03 Tennessee? I thought he turned into a frog!
• 0:09 Yakko might as well sentence mix with a variety of voices!
• 0:33 For goodness sake…
• 0:49 Wouldn’t it be easier to ask “Can we also bring the rest?”
• 1:08 I know how you feel, Astro. I’m sick of this too.
• 1:33 Well, at least this is no Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.
• 1:52 For a few seconds.
• 2:21 So Mickey was one of them? He just gave an evil wink at the toons!
• 2:32 Finally, what we came for.
• 2:41 What’s with the creepy Tennessee?
• 2:44 Tigger screaming like a woman? That’s actually quite normal.
• 2:50 I read you, villains.
• 2:56 No one misspells “upstairs” like Gaston!/He already caught two of them.
• 3:44 Thanks for saving me the trouble, Charlie Brown.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 8. Only ten parts left.

• 0:07 Spoiler alert.
• 0:23 “Which way will they run? Which way will they hide?” Such terrible dialogue.
• 0:28 Another case of rolling a multi-sided dice and seeing who faces the top.
• 0:40 Turns out there already was a way.
• 0:48 Of course it had to be this song - I knew it was coming. Believe me, I added it into my own adventure.
• 1:08 At least in my parody I muted the name of the place they were originally taking over.
• 1:41 I also made sure the Kaa voice fit somebody well.
• 2:33 Oh, no you don’t.
• 2:40 Well, at least Yakko was aware of that Cosmo and Wanda can do such a thing as that.
• 2:55 Just as I predicted. And we’ve still got much longer than an hour left!
• 3:08 How about a hug?
• 3:10 [link]
• 3:17 You should know. You created this video.
• 3:24 A flashback? Does Yakko have any idea of how long his video is?
• 4:36 Oh, what a simpler time that was.
• 4:54 Gilbert Gottfried seems to do a more charismatic CG Garfield than Bill Murray.
• 5:03 It’s not just your fur that is coming off…

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 7. The pain…

• 0:00 Coming from someone surrounded by a lot of heroes.
• 0:02 Way to state the bitter obvious.
• 0:07 They would stop if you would stop hijacking so many shows and movies that don’t need you.
• 0:14 Because it’s Halloween.
• 0:37 Ah, but they do. They always do.
• 0:47 Except he isn’t quite as smart as he used to.
• 1:01 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
• 1:44 You do have a soul, don’t you, Yakko?
• 2:30 Enjoy your life as a frog, penguin!
• 3:18 “fabolous”
• 3:29 (see 3:20, part 5)
• 3:49 Oh, you’ve got to be fucking shitting me! Is Yakko even aware of how bad his timing is?
• 4:03 What was in those geysers, Sulfur Hexafluoride?
• 4:08 I’ll give Yakko credit - this time, Pumbaa’s there.
• 4:13 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:09 Still can’t find anything better for the dalmatians, huh? May I remind you that there was an episode where they listened to scary stories.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 6. When there’s no audible canned laughter, it’s for a reason.

• 0:17 Why is Timmy a retro cartoon?
• 0:25 I know, right? There’s anime characters in Scooby-Doo.
• 0:39 A gasping montage? Not a screaming montage?
• 0:43 Well, that was disappointing.
• 0:46 RABBIT: Look at Pooh, thinking he’s so smart…
• 1:11 “Blah blah blah we thought we can drop it and join the party.” Huh?
• 1:26 Why is he so surprised? The villains always bring friends.
• 2:09 That was Maleficient.
• 2:23 He’s also a monster. Two humans gave birth to a monster. Literally.
• 2:28 So many gasping, so much time.
• 2:40 Georgette seems to be taking this well.
• 2:51 Hades is the lord of the dead. He took Mr. Sykes, he’d know.
• 3:16 So much repetition and people call this fun.
• 3:49 See?
• 3:51 Correction: “You know all these guys?”
• 4:35 Why does Yakko find this line acceptable?
• 4:54 I’d rather you stopped at “Mickey Mouse”.
• 5:03 When was that? RatiganRules still hasn’t made any of his projects a reality yet.
• 5:29 That just goes to show you - no one causes screaming montages like Gaston!
• 5:42 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:49 Correction: “I thought you all died!”
• 5:58 The Evil Queen already mentioned Bowser. Why so alarmed now?
• 6:12 Just as much as the editing.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 5. The CG Smurfs surprisingly did this a lot better.

• 0:11 Damn. Lucy’s really sick of this crap.
• 2:08 If it were, the Manor would catch fire.
• 2:10 Couldn’t they have crashed it earlier? It was a huge mess anyway.
• 2:14 Unfortunately, they will be. 
• 2:30 Neat costume, Daphne.
• 2:37 At least Benny the Beast explains how his characters got to a certain time. People like Yakko don’t know what the heck they’re doing.
• 3:20 A “what” montage? Not a gasping montage?
• 3:49 You met Ichabod Crane and now you’re reacting as if it never happened?
• 4:16 History is in great danger, you guys.
• 4:24 Better question - how did they get there?
• 4:33 He’s a headless ghost, of course he’s scarier.
• 4:47 “excatcly”
• 4:48 To escape him.
• 5:03 The original episode is around 24 minutes long.
• 7:13 Well, that proved nothing about how they managed to get to that time. Disappointing.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 4. In the words of Charlie Brown, AAUGH!

• 0:16 Damn straight.
• 0:34 Why are they crying? Because the trees are being chopped down or because they’re having to sit through another musical mess?
• 0:42 And why is Ttark singing in a German accent?
• 0:45 This video ruined oxygen for me.
• 0:54 Charlie Brown = GPOY.
• 1:34 Great, now I’m going to have nightmares for weeks.
• 2:07 Cheer up, Charlie Brown. It’s better to have a pumpkin face written on the back of your head than it is to watch crap like this.
• 2:16 TWO HOURS.
• 4:47 Or better yet, continue with the adventure.
• 4:58 Watch out for thugs.
• 5:36 Fun…
• 6:35 *pauses and stares* Keep it to yourself, Max, keep it to yourself…

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 3. Two hours and seven minutes, this damn thing is.

• 0:02 You’re getting ready for a Halloween party. Stop dancing and get prancing!
• 0:05 This would’ve been a lot better if it was just Georgette. As a matter of fact, it would be a lot better if it was just Georgette I was watching instead of all these stupid cartoon shenanigans!
• 1:34 Kanga and Roo, finally in a Pooh’s Adventure! And they’re…
• 1:37 …puppets.
• 1:53 And you should be, having wasted so many minutes singing.
• 3:11 For Pete’s sake, internet. Rock-a-Doodle isn’t Disney.
• 3:21 That anime character is Jafar’s son. That anime character is Jafar’s son…
• 3:52 PEOPLE
• 3:54 LIKE
• 3:56 THIS
• 4:02 [link]
• 4:22 Since when did she invite them?
• 4:35 Finally, an actual cousin in a series that related a plush doll to a real bear.
• 4:53 Except for me.
• 5:03 [link]
• 5:12 FOR FUCK’S SAKE YAKKO
• 5:19 [link]

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 2. This is the slowest paced film with a horror theme since Night of Horror.

• 0:08 You should know - you’re Baloo from TaleSpin.
• 0:16 This is intended to be Baloo as he appeared in The Jungle Book. He wouldn’t know what “legal” means!
• 0:59 And speaking of hearing everything…
• 1:03 And here’s Dot Warner in her Leia costume she brings with her on every adventure.
• 1:23 Where’s his costume? Where’s Ash’s costume?!
• 1:36 What the creator should be thinking.
• 1:40 Oh, for Pete’s sake. Them too?
• 1:48 Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
• 3:25 You should’ve asked that to the puppies, you dunce.
• 3:31 Which looks more like the lovechild of a beaver and a cheetah.
• 3:40 Me too, Lucy. Me too.
• 3:44 Dude, Fred Flintstone just called his wife “Barney”.
• 3:55 Not any of them!
• 4:09 TTARK: Except for you, Fred. What did you mean to dress up as, a caveman?
• 4:19 “Long time no see is pushing it a little bit, don’t you think? After all, you did last have an adventure in a LEGO game.
• 4:29 Kanga and Roo? It’s about bloody time.
• 4:40 COSMO: Windows Mooooooovie Maker!
• 5:03 OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FRICK FRACK FUDGE POOP SHIT DICKS DICKS DICKS
• 5:44 No, don’t! You’ll be late for the party!
• 5:58 And that’s coming from someone without a voice.

It’s only a month and a week before Halloween, and yet Yakko the Wacko posted a Halloween special in early July. This video takes a crapload of cartoon characters onto a journey through Scooby-Doo yet again (shame he won’t re-upload it, it’s actually a lot less insane since I watched Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days), extending an half-an-hour-long episode to two hours and seven minutes, and while it may not be quite as wild as the next crossover to involve Pooh Bear, Ash Ketchum and Scooby-Doo, it’s big enough of a crossover and a chore for me to take on. I’ve been pressured to do this for quite a while, so let’s see if we can wash away the nightmare that is Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 1.

• 0:00 The editing is so bad that Yakko lost his best copy of the Disney logo.
• 1:01 These studio logos are based on the characters in the title. So what has Pokémon got to do with Nickelodeon?
• 1:16 This dog has his own cartoon short. Wouldn’t be surprised if Yakko found that.
• 2:17 Did Ash just capture Rocko with his Pokéball?
• 3:08 Oh, goody. Benny’s artwork.
• 3:34 It’s been years since I last saw this.
• 4:57 Of course it had to open like Boo to You. Still a better way to open a Pooh’s Adventure than another desert.
• 6:26 Guess Timon had no idea what to wear, so he shared the costume with Gopher.
• 6:38 Dude, Timon and Gopher made a costume that looks like you and you’re going to praise Ash’s costume instead?
• 6:44 Peanuts? Good grief.
• 7:09 Well, now we know why those logos appeared at the beginning, but…
• 7:13 What
• 7:16 WHAAAAAT
• 7:20 Oh, come on!
• 7:30 Considering the toons they randomly add onto their team, I thought they already would have.
• 7:32 Benny is the best artist the Pooh’s Adventures community has to offer - if only he realised how bad his concepts are. And that’s coming from guy who the guy with an interest in fatties!
• 7:42 Well, it’s too bad he isn’t there to see it, isn’t it?
• 7:50 The only source of Garfield footage Yakko’s ever used.
• 8:08 Because that’s what he dressed up as.
• 8:26 Didn’t you see that? It was a donkey costume! Dedicated to you!
• 8:29 Oh, goodness. Here comes the “cousin” bit…
• 8:47 The whole Gumtree walrus thing Kevin Smith is making into a horror movie was just a prank. Oh, how I wish this thing was too.
• 8:59 With a party like this, I can see why.
• 9:09 Oh, but you will. Of course you will.
• 9:11 In Pooh’s Adventures, nobody’s late.
• 9:19 BROCK: We still need 1027 more friends and this party will be a blast!
• 9:26 Especially Baloo, because…
• 9:34 …here he is! The flesh-and-blood cousin of a talking blend of fabric and cotton wool!
• 9:46 Well, of bloody course it is. Who’d you assume it was, Pedobear?

The other teaser looks like this.