Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Apparently, this is being planned by the same wackos working on Thomas and Twilight Sparkle vs. The Mummy. Doing the whole thing all over again with a different cast of characters. Makes a lot of sense.

Expect lots of rust, potentially damaged scuba gear and breaks for air.

Unless they consult Dot, of course.

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This is what happens when Finn’s sister arrives prematurely.

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How will this even be made? There’s so much stuff in the film that wouldn’t have any room for guests like these. It’s about people’s emotions, for crying out loud.

Then again, these kids have only made their Transformers videos a reality for a limited period of time.

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And how exactly are all these extra characters going to make it into Pandora without coming across as unusual or dangerous? With all those trains around, that’s way more destruction and pollution than the Na’vi can fight against.

In the climax of the film, Queen Chrysalis transforms into a huge fire-breathing dragon

These kids don’t even know what spoilers are.

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Planes, trains and ponies explore the world of a movie that actually explains how its machines can move around and reproduce.

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Because it’s a family film, there’s no Family Guy.

However, there are ponies with shotguns.

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Remember that time I helped an ogre rescue a princess from a dragon with the help of hundreds of ponies and trains?

PoohMod: Hold up. He used a new Brian picture at long last?

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So this guy, “Thomlight Sparkle”, is supposed to be the son of Pony Creator-ified Thomas the Tank Engine and Twilight Sparkle. He’s the younger brother of Nyx.

Figures.

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