Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic, part 5. Benny laments about his stupidity.

• 1:17 It was incredibly pointless anyway!
• 1:53 No. NO. NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 2:21 No, Benny. WE’RE doomed.
• 2:28 We can already see who Rafiki’s really hitting - a cartoon wildebeest, and not a cartoon wannabeast.
• 4:39 Worst pause cut using an expensive movie maker EVER.
• 5:03 “Johnny look down the Grand Staircase and sees water rising up from below.” Why does this fanfic keep using both past and present tense?
• 5:15 Okay, that actually holds the record.
• 5:37 You seriously thought that would add some humour?
• 6:29 *cries* Please stop…
• 8:26 Eh, at least there’s no giant octopus.
• 9:24 A sword? MOON POWER? Oh, my hate for this is unbelievable.
• 9:43 Wait. What were the swords for again? To piss me off?
• 9:48 RABBIT: Ada– How can you think of [mermaids] at a time like this?
• 9:50 Yes, to piss me off, alright.
• 10:21 All of this led to Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of the Little Mermaid?! MOST OFFENSIVE STORY CONNECTION EVER.
• 10:35 I feel bad for everyone involved in the disaster, especially for having the mood lightened by furries.
• 12:28 TCastro? The guy who used to be my friend? How could you?!
• 13:30 You mean the guy who loved the Titanic so much he screwed it? In the ass, no less?

• Lack of jokes: 
• Lack of continuity: 
• Lack of accurate impersonations: 
• Lack of charisma: 
• Lack of taste: 

Overall: 6.8/5

-0.36/10. This is the worst Fantasy Films Adventure yet. It’s offensive, boring, idiotic and, looking at the ratings, highly overrated. And what’s more, the death of 1500 people is followed by The Little Mermaid. This is just as bad as the animated Titanic movies from Italy, and you can’t help but get horrifying flashbacks to In Search of the Titanic. Plus, why do people get fooled that easily in the videos by disguises, even when they’re worn by lions? This is especially insulting as it treats the Titanic crew like they’re stupid. It’s not educational, it’s fap worthy (Here’s looking at you, Kane Taker). And it’s trying to be serious, which provides no answer to the question, “Who is it aimed at?” Well, it’s not for children, but it surely ain’t for people with heart either. What a way to celebrate a centennial, eh?

Featured comment: “Wow! All the people who are involved in all 5 parts of the Titantic special are really amazing. Great voice acting, great effects and great music. I am a real life friend of KaneFan701 and I will rate Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titantic…5 Mickey Mouse icons out of 5.”

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic, part 4. Boy, I’m telling you, it’s a good thing this is only 49 minutes. 

• 0:45 BRUMA: …unless Kairel here gets any larger! Ha ha ha!
• 0:47 Disney characters, for instance.
• 1:30 And now, footage from The Legend Goes On. Is Benny a fan at all of the rapping dog?
• 2:07 A feature film that will only be featured on the interwebs, and get followed only by the very easily amused.
• 3:11 JOHNNY: And not even my fur coat and sweater do anything!
• 3:16 It’s probably taken revenge on you for bringing robots into a fairy tale.
• 3:31 Taste the power of Horizontal Flip!
• 4:46 Way to try and imitate James Horner.
• 5:03 We can already see that! Stop reading everything the story tells you!
• 6:03 That voice is just insulting, and that’s only part of it.
• 6:18 Stop acting!
• 7:55 And they all were too dumb to know that this happened. People are enjoying a video where the main characters are total idiots. People……ah, forget it.
• 8:43 History has been ruined - Thomas didn’t even know he was talking to lions.
• 8:59 And not even the Captain was as smart as we thought. Like I said, we’re all doomed.
• 9:56 I don’t think I mentioned before how bad J. Bruce Ismay’s microphone is.
• 10:39 One of them will be “MUTANT LIONS HIJACK SHIP”.

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic, part 3. It seems that this wasn’t the documentary I expected after all. Even so it’s better made, though more insulting, than the Amazing Animals adventures.

• 0:49 *bangs his head on the wall* People love this…
• 1:47 What, is Johnny the kind of lion that does have a private area?
• 2:05 [link]
• 2:13 She’s giving us so much pointless information that she’s stuttering in the process.
• 2:21 They’re playing squash. WE GET IT. WE KNOW WHAT THE HELL SQUASH IS.
• 2:35 Cammy D. Gold.
• 2:40 Anyone else thinking he’s getting close to sounding a little bit like Peter Griffin?
• 2:45 Really? Because I’m quite close to sleeping.
• 3:02 Still got it? Since when?
• 3:34 A-Acting!
• 4:20 Benny?
• 4:50 This narrator gives off way too much information. Why am I the only one out of the 21 people who’s actually bored?
• 5:49 Cue the yaois…

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic, part 2. 20 likes? Nothing else? Fixable. *dislikes it*

• 0:35 And being caged up is better than watching this.
• 0:50 Blend in well? How so? They’re covered in fur!
• 1:54 *rolls eyes* What’s so bad about this video is that unlike the animated Titanic movies, it pairs its own characters with real people.
• 2:35 I can tell that they’re spinning in their graves even faster.
• 3:16 There’s much worse news that that. A bunch of furries are pissing on a thousand graves.
• 3:24 Just as much as they can handle lions running around on the ship.
• 3:45 Notice how they’re not wearing those suits they earned in part 1. Stop being so lazy and draw some more, at least!
• 4:14 King Louie makes a cameo, and appears to have shaven.
• 4:45 See what I mean?
• 5:02 *sarcastic shrug*
• 5:12 Tut tut, now they’re trying to be edgy with their crossovers yet again. It didn’t work in Beauty and the Beast, and it sure as hell won’t work in a frickin’ Titanic story.
• 5:30 And he escaped to a painless landing.
• 5:45 But he was on the ground earlier ago!
• 5:55 Which he already did.
• 6:05 Out of all the passengers, they cadged him?
• 6:09 Ughhhhhhh, this is from The Legend Goes On, isn’t it? Now it’s not just HunterXColleen I’m disturbed by.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Now, I will admit that when you read Benny’s channel description, he seems like a decent guy. He says he has a “big sense of humor” and a “big sense of generosity”. He also wrote a children’s book exclusively for Amazon.com and looks to find experience in becoming a professional animator. He also has a good taste in music, as he may not like country, but does enjoy classical.

That is, until you watch his videos. Because now, at the request of a single follower, I’m going to be riffing Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic.

• 1:49 Now, I’d like to remind you all that they’re not actually invading any of the Titanic movies. They’re basically travelling on the ship with the help of scenes from various movies and real life events. This doesn’t sound terrible, but it’s time-travelling furries on a ship where more than a thousand people died. Oh, brother.
• 1:56 The furries wrecked Disney World! We’re doomed already!
• 2:02 Trip to a theme park? Don’t they LIVE in a theme park?
• 2:48 I’d also like to remind you that this part has 28 likes and only a couple of dislikes. All for a racist baboon impersonation.
• 2:54 The end!
• 3:08 And of all the years you could pick, you had to offend us all. What next, getting a job in 2001?
• 3:19 Go back to the ark, why don’t you.
• 3:37 No wonder why he keeps making these videos.
• 4:04 So who’s going to be educated by this? Any suggestions?
• 4:18 No, it’s the Big Bang.
• 4:39 Just because Bugs Bunny could fool people when in drag, doesn’t mean that nobody will notice that you look like a lion!
• 4:41 Beige? What beige? It’s black and white!
• 4:44 Yet they seem to be taking it quite well.
• 4:54 And try not to scare the ticketmaster in the process!
• 5:38 And they call you a scientific genius?
• 5:47 TICKET MAN: LION! TALKING LION! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
• 6:18 And this got more respect than the Italian animated Titanic movies?
• 6:42 Looks like we have the only character who actually attended the second highest grossing movie ever made.
• 7:17 Jesus Christ, the captain from The Legend of the Titanic? Benny liked this movie too? Well, if he’s such a big fan of El Arca then I guess he’d enjoy just about anything.
• 7:44 I’d have to give this video some credit - they finally chose a plot point where the people actually take notice that Benny and the gang ain’t human.
• 7:50 And yet they actually turned into humans. Especially Rafiki, who turned into a dog.
• 8:41 This we didn’t see in the movies. But will we actually learn anything from an El Arca fanboy?
• 8:56 Already we’re getting cluelessness from someone who thinks he’s feeling sorry for them when we’re really supposed to jizz at this.
• 9:23 Among those currently rolling their graves…
• 9:29 Implying that they actually are rich.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 6. It all ends not-so-excitingly!

• 0:20 I don’t know about you, but this would make a pretty good stinger.
• 0:35 Even BL&J’s Adventures have “what” montages!
• 1:03 *gasping* Acting!
• 1:20 I admit that I snorted at that, even if it wasn’t supposed to be funny.
• 1:53 You drew the book? Why couldn’t you draw the potions?!
• 2:11 SPOILER: I used the exact same reaction shot in my upcoming parody video.
• 2:15 ♪Charisma.♫
• 2:25 What the feck kind of good will that do?
• 3:06 Two racist impersonations in a row!
• 3:32 You’re better off with subtitles, eh!
• 3:50 What are they even doing?!
• 4:35 What is this, education?
• 5:17 Pause and watch Leo disappear right before your very eyes!
• 5:20 You’re not making this battle any less boring!
• 6:49 That was incredibly simplistic. Then again…
• 8:10 That was hardly even lip-sync!
• 8:23 The furries screw up history once again.
• 8:53 Stop trying to be epic! It’s not working!
• 9:15 I’d have to watch more of these videos to get this.
• 9:19 For instance, why are there two animu goths behind him?
• 9:20 Through my speakers, that sounded like “sex offenders”. Through my headphones, it sounded like “sexual members”.
• 9:23 This is just the stupidest scene.
• 9:35 That sounds less like King Louie than the voice that’s supposed to sound like Rafiki!
• 9:44 Actually, they already were.
• 11:00 Benny, you egomaniac.
• 11:08 Actually, they haven’t improved one bit.
• 11:24 Slimer? The Ghostbusters? The fuck?
• 11:45 Anything but that. *chuckles*
• 12:07 Volume controls. Fix them.
• 12:35 Another reason why this montage makes me sad.
• 13:04 The adventure wasn’t that exciting. Get over it.
• 13:58 He’s a Disney villain too! Lock him up!
• 14:04 Spot the Photoshop laziness!

• Potential to give the others subtitles: 
• Racism: 
• Boredom: 
• Family tree awkwardness: 
• Video game stupidity: 

Overall: 4.4/5

0.12/10. This is one of the reasons I stopped drawing furries. It also goes to show how dumb crossover Adventure videos are when combined with gameplay. Doing such a thing like that, especially when it’s such a game as Disney’s Villains’ Revenge, leads to an incredibly boring experience with pacing slower than Google Chrome after the computer is turned on. And that montage of Disney animation and crossover bullshit doesn’t help either. I’ll try and see if I have the guts to riff more of Benny’s videos, although I’d riff his adventure on the Titanic if it wasn’t his own documentary. What do you think? Should I riff Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic? Should I?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 5. This part revolves around that potion-making part of the game. This will be the most boring part yet.

• 0:11 Isn’t Gantu a Disney villain? What is he doing as a good guy? (Correction: He was. Later he was officially good. But they already pussied up two characters from El Arca, so there’s still reason for me to complain.)
• 1:00 I guess watching this hurts worse than being stuck in a thorn bush.
• 1:11 Can’t they just add voices so that we’re not watching a bizarre Let’s Play?
• 2:29 See what I mean?
• 3:49 And when Snow White wakes up will she be concerned that she’s been rescued by talking mutant cats and a couple of robots? No. This is Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures. Nobody gives a crud.
• 4:43 R2-D2 just thought up the instructions for a potion. *headdesk*
• 5:09 Huh, they obeyed my orders for once.
• 6:01 Just draw a lion onto the footage and this’ll all feel shorter!
• 6:52 Speak, damn you.
• 7:31 Finally, after all that slow pacing we finally get reaction shots.
• 7:37 Acting.
• 8:14 In the words of a certain crossover victim, oh bother.
• 9:16 You’re not a kitty cat, but you’re not someone who’d give birth to very pretty babies if you did score with the Prince either.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 4. Here’s a part I remember the least - fighting Captain Hook. I’ll try to forget the lions that came by and ruined it.

• 0:13 And now I’m going to be making fun about another bad Lion King impression. Joy.
• 0:17 And that Timon voice is crappier than I remember.
• 1:12 Ladies and gentlemen, the only witty line in the entire video. As of now.
• 1:25 JOHNNY: Me? I’m just a still image! It would take a lot of work for me to replace Peter Pan that easily!
• 2:03 “Angrier”, not “more angry”. That’s just weak writing.
• 2:20 Johnny, just so that we know it’s you, the best you could do is shout “Hoo! Ha!”
• 2:44 And now, an excuse to throw in a nonensical fight scene!
• 2:47 That also fits. Kind of.
• 2:52 Wait. Hyenas? On a pirate ship?
• 3:19 Did that chihuahua just turn into a human? These videos keep getting weirder and weirder.
• 3:23 That’s not how a pirate would dress!
• 3:30 That’s, uh, not exactly how a pirate would dress!
• 4:21 And the fact that he keeps coming back up that quickly alarms no one?
• 5:48 …What the hell was he doing the whole time?
• 5:51 But how could we tell?
• 5:53 We barely saw any of them either! Analyse what you’re doing, eh!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 3. Oh, how I remember this part. But I don’t remember any talking lions.

• 0:55 As have everyone involved in the production.
• 1:14 Mind you, it’s easier to play than it is to watch.
• 1:25 Can’t stop complaining about how racist that impersonation is.
• 1:32 No, he can’t. He can only get that of a flower.
• 1:57 Effects!
• 2:13 Why should I say anything positive when Adventure videos based on gameplay are stupid as hell?
• 2:31 Why is Dorothy there? Do they even mention her?
• 2:57 Gawd, I’m getting flashbacks to the repetition of that Epic Mickey video.
• 3:16 That actually kinda fits.
• 3:21 That, on the other hand…
• 3:33 I don’t remember the game being this easy.
• 3:41 [link]
• 4:10 And that’s the closest Benny’s ever been to animating a head.
• 4:47 I wonder what a child would be thinking when looking for a walkthrough.
• 5:40 I certainly don’t remember the maze having trees.
• 5:53 Stop using the same running shots! They don’t even work well!
• 6:11 I said st- PEOPLE LIKE THIS! There, I said it.
• 6:20 “when, the suspends is killing me ?”
• 6:30 Had they been any chattier, they’d say, “Yeah, Jiminy. We heard you the first time.”
• 7:08 KAIREL: Because then, we’d be fapped at more than ever before!
• 7:27 This is not quite as laughable as the rollercoaster scene in The Amazing Bulk.
• 7:44 It’s a kiddy game, what do you expect?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 2. Short, but not so sweet.

• 0:24 Who’s the Dumbo now?!
• 0:57 Looking at this game now, I don’t think that would be the perfect time to call them “villains”.
• 1:17 Bad subtitle sync.
• 1:31 I have one. Use contrast and blue screen key!
• 1:51 God, this is a load of *whisper*
• 2:01 You know your crossover sucks when the only redeeming quality is that at least, at least it’s not Pooh’s Adventures of Hotel Mario.
• 2:20 And this was a year before Madagascar 3 came out. They’d at least know how to pull off an amazing circus now.
• 3:34 That’s……uh……subtle?
• 4:22 They’re back? What?

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Back in the day, I used to pick any kids game for the PC that interested me the most. Games like Disney’s Villains’ Revenge. And now it’s been turned into an Adventure video by Benny and the gang. Last time we met them, they added spaceships and Moon Power into Beauty and the Beast. How brutal will their attack on childhood memories be this time? Let’s find out in the Halloween special that was originally uploaded nearly a month prior, so it kinda makes sense to riff it today, Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Disney Villains’ Revenge, part 1.

• 1:34 Why a spaceship? Why not?
• 1:52 Hey, who invited you?
• 1:54 We get subtitles from that guy and horrid voice acting from this guy?
• 1:56 Roger Rabbit? Oh, Jesus. Jeepers, even.
• 2:03 They’re fine with subtitles, stop believing you can do a good impression!
• 2:06 This is nothing to do with the Disney-Lucasfilm purchase. It’s much worse news.
• 2:15 It’s been a while, bad Rafiki impersonator.
• 2:20 Cue the running montage!
• 2:56 What are those people even doing there? Are they part of the character line-up.
• 3:07 So dark that when I squint my eyes, he’s barely even visible!
• 3:11 The guy who works for Shmorky can do a better Robin Williams impersonation than him.
• 3:16 *cuts to shots of Miami* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!
• 3:27 I think you mean to say, “Why did Benny bring us here?”
• 3:40 Well, so far this makes more sense than Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey.
• 3:46 This is actually one of the better impersonations, relatively speaking.
• 3:48 You’re a Disney character! Stop acting like you don’t know!
• 3:55 Where all Disney characters go. Hear that, Benny?
• 3:59 Pooh. The one word that pisses me off the most in these crossovers.
• 4:12 Jiminy would already know who the non-DreamWorks characters are. Besides, didn’t Pinocchio make a cameo in Roger Rabbit?
• 4:15 Could you just introduce characters like them earlier instead of having them appear out of the blue?
• 4:23 My eyes. MY EYES. MY MIND.
• 4:30 JIMINY: Oh. The Madagascar guys? Ooh, I’ll get you for being better than The Wild!
• 4:34 Wait, is that supposed to be a Ben Stiller impersonation? Imagine hearing that over footage of There’s Something About Mary.
• 4:44 Those are very, very, VERY bad impersonations of the El Arca cast.
• 4:50 Another pussy! But no, not in a literal way.
• 4:54 …Do I really have to say it right now?
• 5:05 GAWD THE ARTWORK IS SO LAUGHABLE HERE
• 5:08 Adopted? Oh, how I wish I could read and hear that word more than once.
• 5:31 XIRO: Thanks for reminding us to ruin more fairy tales!
• 5:44 Get an actual sound clip and I wouldn’t be laughing as much!
• 5:54 And yet he didn’t do anything.
• 6:51 Which this thing should stay as.
• 7:21 I can already feel my childhood burning faster than before.
• 7:31 Really? Because that voice of his bugs me to no end.
• 7:51 That’s supposed to be the voice of Pumbaa?
• 7:53 Never knew? There are so many awkward relationships in this gang that you shouldn’t be surprised!
• 8:13 That’s supposed to be CedDo I really?
• 9:07 Hey? Where’s Benny in this montage of villains?
• 9:52 Here to take revenge on the Good Fairy, as it seems.
• 10:21 They’re movies! And games! And crossovers, if done right!
• 10:34 Hmm, fourth wall much?
• 10:45 BLUE: …and the logic…
• 11:07 Spoiler alert.
• 11:18 You’re telling me.
• 11:25 Blurbs should never be dialogue!
• 11:49 At least add something resembling a joke to this situation!

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Alright, alright. One last Trainboy54 video for now. And it’s his latest episode, Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 56: Monster from the Id, where the gang explores Candace’s mind. Just imagine if instead they explored Jon’s…

• 1:08 *insert subtitle saying “and Jon” here*
• 1:09 You’re using your phone.
• 1:39 How Jon talks is such a contrast to how quickly Candace talked just then.
• 2:09 Did some research this time. Jon stole Baljeet’s line. Like I said, life sucks with someone like him around.
• 3:42 I told you it was your phone. Dweeb.
• 3:52 And now he’s giving me seizures as a scheme of revenge. CURSE YOASDHLDGJS:PSGSGATU{(£$T
• 4:04 *insert Simpsons Movie joke here*
• 4:10 How the hell does he turn into a damn train?!
• 4:24 And how did he get in there if he isn’t plugged in?
• 4:41 And how can a train like that even move in an environment like this? Isn’t he too big anyways?
• 5:09 Actinnnng!
• 5:44 A screenshot of Thomas with a 54 written on his side and a poorly drawn face.
• 5:55 We still need an explanation to how Trainbastard got into Candace’s subconscious without plugging himself in, and somehow turned into a bloody train!
• 6:16 Or two thumbnails from Google Images, to be precise.
• 6:57 Wait, what do contact lenses have to do with Alice in Wonderland?
• 8:15 Trainbore just flipped his trainsona’s mouth vertically? Why couldn’t he do that in the first place?! Or just use the colour picker?
• 8:28 *facepalm* I fucking hate you…
• 8:59 That monster just appeared all of a sudden and you have to slow things down. Drink some coffee, damnit.
• 9:06 Trainbox, you are a TRAIN. Trains do not move sideways. Not even Thomas.
• 9:16 He used footage of Thomas this time? Why could he do THAT in the first place?
• 9:52 Oh, if only Trainbob was standing there.
• 10:37 HOW DID HE GET INSIDE WITHOUT BEING PLUGGED IN?
• 10:50 That face sums this all up.
• 10:53 Please answer my question! And why did he appear as a train?!
• 11:00 Act……….ing!
• 11:10 And this is best facial expression he could pull.
• 11:15 *insert running gag here*
• 11:28 Kommodore Guild! Oh, I finally said that!

• Line robbery: 
• Editing contradictions: 
• Thomas abuse: 
• Brain rape: 
• I can’t believe it’s not clopping: 

Overall: 5/5

0/10. What the hell is the point of these videos anyway? Does he think he can actually be funny just by copying the actions of a Channel Awesome reviewer, stating the obvious and taking over specific dialogue? And why do these get respect? He sounds like a deeper Eddie Deezen, his face can’t act and he ruins scenes that are supposed to be funny as if he doesn’t have a sense of humour. Well, that’s just about enough making fun of Trainbaby54. Tune in next time where I hopefully return to everyone’s favourite crossover victim!

Which music label is Trainboy54 a part of?

Virgin Records!

ROFLMAO! Anyway, we’re going to be looking at another video by this interesting specimen known as Trainboy54. In this episode, he joins his friends to celebrate Mom’s birthday. No, not his Mom’s. *eyes that Halloween video of his* Anyway, here's Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 35: Mom’s Birthday. Boy, this better not have a musical number…

• 0:02 Oh, please. Really?
• 0:11 The face of Jon as he was editing this.
• 0:20 My eyes were already bleeding. My ears won’t take the same kind of torture!
• 0:21 Fans? There are fans?
• 0:34 Yeah, because you’ve only gotten evidence from a few people.
• 1:39 Agh, it’s the exact same subtitles from The Eds’ Adventures of the PPG Movie!
• 2:26 You, on the other hand…
• 2:46 [link]
• 2:59 Points for not dubbing them.
• 3:02 Life isn’t the same when you’ve got a douchebag Eddie Deezen helping the boys out.
• 3:15 Hey! It’s the subtitles from Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals!
• 3:31 [link]
• 4:20 Worst birthday present EVER.
• 4:36 Beautiful? It’s as beautiful as Foodfight!
• 4:40 A cameo made just to steal lines!
• 5:13 Oh, jeez. Wouldn’t that hurt your brain?
• 5:59 Doofenschmirtz should be Candace and the arrow sign should be Jon.
• 7:25 Wait. We can’t have a Phineas and Ferb scene without a manchild Captain Obvious now, can we?
• 8:45 He has three arms. I knew it.
• 8:49 Of course they cant hold them up. They’re trains. And they can’t fit in a backyard!
• 8:51 You could at least have printed that out, jackass.
• 8:53 The guy that everyone loves, ladies and gentlemen!
• 8:57 ACKLEY: Because, as we all know, that’ll never happen to us!
• 9:13 Stop ruining the fast pace with your slow-paced blabber.
• 9:53 I’m supposed to be laughing here, you fucking idiot!
• 10:01 And that is how crossover adventure videos are made!
• 10:20 Stop it. You’re not a cartoon. I repeat. YOU’RE NOT A CARTOON.
• 10:23 At least share a house so that we could get some logic in this crossover.
• 10:41 And thank God you didn’t.
• 10:56 And poor Jon’s just sitting there, realising that he needs to be educated better.
• 11:36 Can’t you at least sit in your own backyard?
• 11:56 Trainboy’s a giiiirrrrl! Trainboy’s a giiiirrrrl!
• 12:16 Plus for actually getting a guitar, unlike the guy who just got a microphone copy-pasted onto his shoulder.
• 12:26 Minus for trying to sing.
• 12:33 Plus for lip-syncing.
• 12:43 Minus for singing. Poorly.
• 12:55 Which was ruined by a dumb Mandark.

• Captain Obvious: 
• Captain Obnoxious: 
• Lack of humour sense: 
• Train faggotry: 
• MS Paint: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. I’m actually liking what I’ve seen from this Phineas and Ferb show, and I should being the Bounty Hamster fanboy I am. But I think I’d rather watch more episodes without this annoying tramp. Crossover adventure creators cross the line when they invade such comedy as this, and yet their supporters still get entertainment as if it was 100% homemade. Case in point - god damned videos like this. Will I review another? One more, and I’ll take a rest and move on to Pooh. But we’ll just have to see which ones end up worse than this…