Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 7. Hopefully Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s Lego movie will be better than this Lego movie. Oh, what am I saying, of course it will!

• 0:50 They never, ever bother to shorten it. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:37 Weren’t Rabbit and Eeyore just standing there?
• 1:58 (see 0:50)
• 2:25 Really, wouldn’t it hurt to cut any moment out where they’re doing nothing? Or at least get a walkthrough that resembles a speedrun? This double feature’s already gone past 80 minutes.
• 3:52 Yet there’s going to be no sign of any of these droids being electrocuted or burned because THESE GUEST STARS NEVER DO ANYTHING.
  
• 4:18 [link]
• 6:00 Come on, these new characters haven’t even had much presence!

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 6. Nose-picker Egomaniac and Not Yakko finally continued this, so let’s get back to business.

• 0:17 Just because Leonard Nimoy helped Zachary Quinto learn everything about Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t mean this is a good idea!
• 0:24 [link], you badly drawn banana thing.
• 0:29 She doesn’t want to go underwater? She’s Numbuh 5! She’s better than that!
• 0:47 That’s because you’re wearing a protective helmet. [link]
• 0:50 Why isn’t Eeyore wearing a suit? He’ll drown without it!
• 0:54 This guy seems like one of the only ones who has a better chance of getting some air.
• 3:09 Eileen finally says something. What, do R & Y write the lines before they choose the characters and gamble to see who gets them?
• 4:00 Why does Reese always turn into a chubby kid with a monocle when he’s spoken to by Numbuh 5?

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Hey! It’s Quackmir— I mean, Uncle Waldo! And he’s being visited by a plush duck and three seconds of Tom and Jerry!