According to the wikia, this guy’s a master of evil. I repeat: Alejandro is a master of evil. Well, time to break out this:
Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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DragonStorm545 uploaded this on April 27, 2012 and this makes me wonder, is this even going to get made?
What could possibly go wrong?
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Okay, I’m gonna liveblog this like how that Heck No Pooh’s Adventures blog does it and do it bit by bit. By the way, this is Twilight and Thomas go to boring alantis location #3421 to have some finny fun. And I’m only doing one part.
- 0:55 - I don’t think you kinda count as family, but whatever.
- 1:00 - I’d rather this gets replaced by One Piece’s We Are. Yes, I’d rather have a Japanese song ruined by this genre than listen to another second of this song. In fact, I skipped it.
- 3:51 - So naturally, instead of focusing on, oh I don’t know, the heroes, we focus on the idea of Pokemon Rangers, and Ash Ketchum. I know, it’s the movie and all that, but still.
- 5:00 - Aside from some stupid intro, no such edits. This will end well. What are we focusing on instead, movie? Random egg? YAY.
- 6:32 - Fuck yeah. HIT IT! (for the record, I’d rather have this be the opening than the We are Family bull)
- 8:26 - So, this IS Twilight and Thomas’ Adventures of Pokemon: Atlantis Is Boring, Why Did We Decide To Go?, right? So why the hell are we looking at a guy who is 20% cooler? Argh, this is Canterlot Wedding all over again.
- 10:00 - No sign of the trains or ponies. Did Michael Bay direct this movie?
- 11:54 - Can we just have Jack be our main hero for both this movie, this adventure, AND the entire Pokemon Series? He’d kick all sorts of fucking ass.
- 12:53 - I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s the only edit we’re ever going to see for this part.
- 13:12 - Oh God, Ash is in the afterlife, and he and Brock are regenerating voice actors!
- 13:21 - FINAFUCKINGLY {sees how much time is left} Welp, Luna would be proud.
- 13:26 - Thomas finally acknowledges that he has some sort of female fanbase. Only God knows why there is one.
- 13:33 - Huh, I didn’t know the writer for Ponies.MOV was doing this episode.
- 13:50 - Huh, the Trains actually do something that trains do. That’s a start.
- 14:17 - Suddenly Pluto comes, with a letter from Mickey Mouse, and Ash and friends follow him, only to wind up in a castle where they lose their memories and- Oh, sorry, I was thinking of a better crossover.
And that’s all. Zippcast does a huge cost on bandwidth, so I can’t do everything in one go.
Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 4. A good reason why LucasArts shut down.
- 0:11 Pooh’s Grand Adventure was on TV today. I just couldn’t stop thinking how nice it was that Pooh was capable of adventuring with only four of his friends, and they actually did something of their own as an independent team.
- 1:13 Wouldn’t it hurt to just cut some bits out?
- 2:14 Another clear point that these guest stars are completely useless.
- 2:18 Why does Yakko always have to use this shot of Reese? Does this have to do with some kind of nose picking fetish?
- 4:20 How would even someone who’s been through the Star Wars movies know what they are called?
- 4:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
- 5:07 I could mention jokes about this being the worst Let’s Play ever made or these reaction shots being the most disrupting cutscenes ever forever and ever, which would make this an even worse commentary than it already is.
- 7:23 That’s because they pushed some buttons to make it disappear. [link]
- 7:58
- 8:04 Finally, the reaction shots are more necessary in comparison.
- 8:18 Aaaaand they didn’t even appear.
Theodore Tugboat's Adventures Series
He’s a bloody boat!
Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 3. Even at five and a half minutes, an April Fools Joke it’s not.
- 1:43 WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.
- 2:02 Great job? What did he do?
- 2:07 Sorry, the droid got saber’d before that football could hit him.
- 4:55 Again, if this guy knows what’s going to happen, then why did this need to be made? I could just keep asking this the whole way through.
- 5:38 See how little point there is, due to the lack of comments I just made?
Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 2. Three and a half minutes and already its point is questionable.
- 0:01 And a badly drawn one, too.
- 0:04 One of the most forced excuses for an introduction scene ever.
- 3:54 I skipped ahead to save time. That scene was 3 minutes and 46 seconds! Doesn’t Yakko care? Doesn’t Reese care? Doesn’t anybody care?!
- 4:01 Whoops, there it is again. On the self insert, no less. *chuckles*
- 4:13 You only just got here.
- 4:19 [link]
- 4:23 The fact that Cheeseasaurus Rex is a still image just begs for a reason for being here.
- 4:26 Hold on. She’s actually wondering what a name means?!
- 4:33 You have got to be fucPEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!
- 8:25 It would be easier to say “Can I come with you, question mark”.
- 8:32 [link]
- 9:25 Damn stupid overlaying stock footage!
- 9:34 Worst game ever.
- 9:42 We do not need to see any of this. Get to the point! Even if you already created two four-minute introduction scenes!
- 9:59 He didn’t even face the door and already there’s clip of Pooh and his friends going nowhere.
- 11:14 You game-jumped, that’s what.
- 11:21 I’m expecting there to be so many fourth wall destructions it makes Class of Nuke'Em High Part III look hilarious.
- 11:23 I’m also expecting more plotholes than the mention of “Sleeping Lioness”.
- 11:31 He saw the movie. [link]
- 11:38 “Really?” Haven’t these guys been through all Star Wars movies and even mentioned their names?
- 11:41 Spoiler alert.
One of the reasons G.I. Joe 2 was just okay gets even more Razzie potential than ever before.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
Thomas, Twilight Sparkle and Kiki in Pooh’s World. by ~Pikachu-Train
They actually turned a Ghibli character into a Crossover Crusader.
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).