Heck No Pooh's Adventures

joseph1357:

00:52 - Did you even need to repeat what he just said a moment ago?

02:06 - I was starting to think you improve with using your commas, but I guess you didn’t learn that much.

02:41 - I think you forgot to put a period before Shining Armor said martians.

02:58 - How has Grover caused confusion? Delay, I understand, but confusion?

03:16 - Not a brony, but I don’t remember Celestia being THIS mean!

05;35 - I’ll give you credit; this music video hasn’t train’d and/or pony’d. If only the rest of videos could do this.

08:07 - You do know her last name has 2 L’s, right?

09:08 - Are they supposed to be singing?

10:23 - I’ll just say this, straightforward; that’s not funny!

joseph1357:

00:34 - That’s so funny, I forgot to laugh.

01:07 - Let me guess; these characters are to state the obvious all over this crossover, right?

02:16 - Here’s an idea; we can play a drinking game. Whenever a pony or a train will appear in a music video or state the obvious, take a shot… of soda pop (I don’t do drugs).

02:44 - if he fell over, people are going to die.

05:22 - I was going to give you credit for at least having good capitalzation, but I guess I was wrong.

06:10 - What does Rain-Booms have to do with this song?

07:40 - Here’s something I should have pointed out in the last video; the person who made this almost forgets to add commas whenever they needed.

08:41 - What does feeding a carrot to a rabbit have to do with a song that teaches us that home is where your heart is.

joseph1357:

Here we come to the next Pooh’s Adventure video that I’m commentating on. This time, it’s one of the Pooh’s Adventure spin-offs, This being a Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. This one is on a 1998 TV special celebrating the 30th anniversary* of Sesame Street and, unlike Who Killed Who, this is five parts, not 2. Pray for me, folks.

00:49 - Hey, Jerry, you forgot to say “Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures in” before you could say… well, you know.

01:53 - Don’t you mean ‘special guest stars’, Kerm?

02:00 - Really? Because last I checked, not a lot of people other than kids loved Thomas (I’m aware has it’s adult fans, too).

02:13 - If there’s sound here, how come I can’t hear Kermit.

02:42 - I’ll give the person who made this credit, as what Twilight says here is a creative idea, but what does Thomas the Tank Engine have to Sesame Street, and for that matter, My Little Pony.

02;52 - Ugh, Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6 is back. And there are gonna be more like this.

03;44 - And here is Pooh’s Adventure #7.

04:19 - Jon: I’ll be sure to make fun of you 2, when I’m on The Daily Show.

04:28 - Don’t you mean “Elmo can’t to see the show”.

04:56 - That doesn’t even make sense.

05:50 - This is the equvilant to Matthew Broderick’s “That’s a lot of fish”.

06:39 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xJr2hCsbZTM#t=1644s

06:48 - Must you ponies and trains always state the obvious!

07:18 - Pointless, much?

07:48 - Now we have character’s repeating what the character just said. As if this wasn’t stupid enough.

09:03 - At this time time, I’m just wondering why did these people have the trains steaming when they’re supposedly talking.

10:22 - Thanks for nothing, Thomas and Twilight!

10:43 - I know the Two-Headed Monster aren’t the heros, but this still counts for Pooh’s Adventure #9.

11:29 - Don’t tell me. All these music videos are going to be both Train’d and Pony’d, aren’t they?

14:10 - Wow, that’s another joke ruined!

Stay tuned for more painfulness and stupidity later tonight and tomorrow!

* = Even though this special is meant to celebrate the show’s 30th anniversary, it aired on TV a year before the show fully became 30.

joseph1357:

0:14 - Wow, you ruined a joke.

0:35 - Did the suspects put all those guns on Pooh’s hand? If he’d carry all of them, I guess that means Pooh is stronger than I thought.

0:53 - Again, this not how you make a sentace.

0:59 - Again, thank you, Pinkie for stating the obvious,

1:04 - Who’s Pery?

1:15 - Um… Ha Ha Ha?

1:40 - Don’t you mean murderer?

3:10 - Did Percy say that or was it Thomas?

3:33 - And here we get Pooh’s Adventure cliche #10.

3:43 - Here’s Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6.

3: 55 - Haven’t you learned in school to always capitalize the first letter of a sentance.

4:24 - Another Pooh’s Adventure cliche. Cliche #3 (P.S. I know a clip was used for the running montage. Call it a mistake as I didn’t think of that cliche when I was at that part).

4:49 - This should have been Pooh’s Adventure cliche # 21; whenever a main character is in a very bad situation, Tigger usually says this.

Overall, this was pretty much your typical Pooh’s Adventure video; pointless and stupid. And they had the BALLS to ruin a cartoon directed by Tex Avery. You know the old saying “If it’s not broken, don’t fix it”? Well, not only is this true, but another lesson to be learned here is “Don’t fuck with Tex Avery”!

Stay tuned tomorrow, a Sesame Street special gets Train’d and Pony’d.

joseph1357:

What is Pooh’s Adventures, you may ask? Let this page explain: http://hecknopoohsadventures.tumblr.com/post/24957550463/i-dont-suppose-youd-be-satisfied-with-a-hug-instead.

When I first heard of Pooh’s Adventures, I checked them and I thought they weren’t too bad, at first. Then, in 2009, I saw that there were other people making more of this stuff. I found it strange, but I passed them. Then, when I saw people maknig stuff like SpongeBob’s Adventures or Simba’s Adventures, I was like “When is this stuff going to end?” I didn’t fully hate it yet (I was mainly indifferent to them at the time), but I still had my issues with them. Then came a tumblr blog titled Heck No Pooh’s Adventures. Ever since I frequently visited it, I realize how frustratingly flawed these videos are. Inspired by Max C.’s commentaries on them, and with permission from Max C. (AKA Maxtaro), I’ve decided to only commate on two of these kind of videos. One being a Pooh’s Adventure, the other being another character’s adventure. Keep in mind, I’m not a replacement for Max. I’m just doing this for 2 adventure videos and nothing more. So, let’s start off with an animated short by one of animation greatest legends being Pooh’d. Tex Avery is going to roll in his grave!

00:32 - Are you trying to copy the the Amblin logo? Because it’s not doing a good job. 

00:45 - What!?! You’re not showing the logos for Hasbro and whoever made Thomas the Tank Engine!

01:40 - I thought DisneyDaniel93 was the creator of pointless trend.

01:50 - Wow! Real knives? I guess the person who made this video is more sadistic than I thought.

02:47 - How did we get from a spooky, old mansion to Christopher Robin’s house? And what were they talking about before Rabbit said something.

03:34 - Are those trains supposed to be at the house/mansion? Because they’re on a railroad.

03:55 - Pooh’s Adventure cliche #17, folks! Get used to it!

04:15 - Pooh’s Adventure cliche #11. Thank you, Pinkie Pie! BTW, what is an ‘atic’? Did you mean ‘attic’?

04:29 - You repeated a reaction shot! Hope aboard the Fail Train!

04:55 - Are we in Everfree Forest now?

05:55 - What the hell is a steamie?

06:18 -  Don’t you mean ‘already’?

06:50 -  How does that make sense?

07:28 - You need to capitalize the “I” in “it”.

07:33 - If anyone is taking a spelling class, this is a great example of how not to make a sentace.

07;45 - And we’re back in the spooky mansion.

08:46 - How did Thomas even get there?

08:55 - Well, if it isn’t the most overused reaction shot in the history of Pooh’s Adventures.

09:06 - Where did the blue sky come from?

09:26 - Officer Hound, really?

09:30 -  And here we see Pooh’s Adventure cliche #8.

10:25 - Alright, that was kind of funny.

10:27 - What does inersent mean?

Expect a commentary on the second part, tonight.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Several of the parts, including the beginning of this, have already been taken off of Dailymotion. This is the earliest part I could find of this, and even then it is muted for some reason. It’s hard to believe that there actually exists a direct-to-video Charlotte’s Web 2, now find out that there’s three goddamn “Adventures of"s of the same thing.