Heck No Pooh's Adventures

We now return to Trainboy! I wanted a video to riff where Trainboy has a beard and the second part isn’t blocked, and I did manage to find one. Time to watch a whole Phineas and Ferb episode for real this time! Begin Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 55: Sci-Fi Pie Fly.

• 0:31 Ugh, I don’t even need to watch the first episodes. He probably didn’t have a beard at that time. Also, he is supposed to be Trainboy himself, hence the “54”. Jesus H. Christ.
• 0:52 As a good friend of mine asked, HOW DO REAL TRAINS MANAGE TO FIT INSIDE A BASEMENT?
• 0:59 There’s already a talking train in your team, so anything’s possible!
• 1:24 The problem with these videos is that in scenes that show all the people listening, the editing is too cheap to include whoever the creator wants to involve.
• 1:43 Hear that bit of the music ending? That’s what these Pooh’s Adventures videos are all about - forcing questions into answers that don’t even need them.
• 2:22 More good humour ruined by a fecking train.
• 2:24 And he’s wearing grey lipstick.
• 2:39 Shouldn’t you be outside helping them? You’re already a manchild.
• 4:39 Why is he using this effect? Whoever he’s trying to cover up, he’s not doing a very good job at it.
• 4:44 Yes, people like even this.
• 4:55 Good idea! Have fun on My Strange Addiction.
• 5:13 Well, the Tri-State Area is officially doomed.
• 5:31 Trainboy, 1. You’re ruining a joke, and 2. That’s a very bad print.
• 5:40 Forget-your-lines cuts! Forget-your-lines cuts everywhere!
• 5:49 My face right now.
• 5:54 TB, we can still hear the guy you’re trying to replace.
• 5:58 Me too! *clicks the X button*
• 6:02 You paused too early, Trainboy.

A Pooh’s Adventures scene made using MMD, and it still isn’t good at all!

Halloween’s coming up, so here’s something really scary! No, it’s not a ghost, a zombie or a British PSA. It’s another crossover Adventure video. Now, I haven’t seen an episode of Phineas and Ferb yet. Nor have I watched Gravity Falls. Well, Bounty Hamster is a great show and Swampy worked on that as well. So it’s about time I did watch an episode, didn’t I? Well, sorta. It’s been ruined by some train-loving creep who wants to be in that Phineas and Ferb movie so badly. Well, here’s Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 45: That’s the Spirit, part 1.

• 0:04 You got that right.
• 0:12 Oh, damn. Just when I laughed.
• 0:15 What’s with the Movie Maker effects?
• 1:18 Oh, no. Prepare for unrestrained ASD.
• 1:26 Wait. It’s not a boy? IT’S A MAN?! *sobs* I forgive you, AJsongz!
• 1:33 Ladies and gentlemen, Reese and his little brother are officially geniuses.
• 1:39 I agree, Phineas and friends. I agree.
• 1:48 And he’s doing impersonations now? I’m sorry for ever judging you, Rafiki impersonator!
• 1:53 Well, you are creeping me out…
• 2:10 At least add subtitles like Benny the Beast would do!
• 2:19 I feel like the rest of this commentary is just going to be jokes about mental institutions. *holds out a straitjacket in preparation*
• 2:40 How do you know? It’s even less likely than I that you’re going to ever touch one.
• 2:47 The Thomas fandom, I tell you…
• 2:50 To be fair, his Phineas impression is not the worst.
• 3:00 Oh God. How many times do I have to say “Oh God”?
• 3:17 You know your train impression sucks when the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it’s more charismatic than Waynopercy.
• 3:29 No, Trainboy. What are you talking about?
• 3:35 Okay, now I’m confused. He’s the narrator now?!
• 5:13 This is the face I’ve been making the whole scene through.
• 5:45 There’s a manchild whose only friends come from a Disney cartoon!
• 6:12 The cry of my childhood as it gets flushed down a manchild’s toilet.
• 6:40 Speaking of which, when are we going to see more of Trainbitch anyway?
• 7:34 Well, that was an incredibly upsetting flashback.
• 7:38 And it overpowers anything else in your tiny mind.
• 7:57 Everything you’d rather be doing than embarrassing yourself on YouTube.

Part 2 has been blocked in the UK, but here’s all I can say:

• Embarrassment: 
• Bad impersonations: 
• Nightmare fuel: 
• Bad parenting: 
• Manchildishness: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. I’m sorry, but I haven’t cracked up or even cried this much since I watched Birdemic. Just from watching those 8 minutes, I feel even better about myself than before. I may have ASD myself, but I don’t think it goes as far as this. I know not to embarrass myself that harshly without knowing what I’m doing. This guy on the other hand, is worthy of attention from the troll community. With a beard like that, he should know better. Not even Chris-chan has a beard. And it turns out that he’s done much more crossovers like this, so I’ll check them out whenever possible. In the meantime, Trainboy, look at your life! Look at your choices! That is all. Happy Halloween.

Featured comment: “Good Part Jon and Great Idea having a Thomas story in it. A Couple questions: 1. Could I possibly guest star in an upcoming episode? and 2. Could I be the one to tell a Thomas Story in it?”

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