Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Oh, boy. We’ve got another double feature. I heard about this video a few days before SmartNoob89 requested it. Thanks for reminding me to tear it down! In this video, not only does a kid take on a mediocre Batman movie, but he also goes as far as to make a Pooh’s Adventure out of Hotel Mario. Yes, the whole game. The cutscenes, and the gameplay. How will a Let’s Play with cartoon characters work out? We’ll just have to wait and see. Get ready for part 1 of Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario.

• 1:04 Even though Nintendo didn’t make Hotel Mario, he just add to add a logo in to extend the rubbish.
• 1:32 Please tell me that wasn’t customised.
• 1:52 Ever notice how many Pooh’s Adventures creators who use this intro happen to use “Spookable Pooh”?
• 1:58 Oh, of course that logo was customised. Please don’t tell me he will be making a cameo in the “story”.
• 2:05 He subtitled himself?
• 2:13 He keeps blocking his appearance behind red text. What, is he camera shy?
• 2:20 Finally, a subtitle that actually lets him see us.
• 2:28 Regular Show? You can’t survive without this kind of Windows Movie Maker crap, can you?
• 2:35 Looking at the letterbox that keeps appearing, I get the feeling that he happened to take these from other Pooh’s Adventures videos.
• 2:38 At least this is using YouTube Poop material. But even so, it’s already a very bad YouTube Poop.
• 2:54 Bingo.
• 3:25 Well, that was quick.
• 3:29 CD-I BOWSER: Wait. You’re my son?
• 3:31 Bad grammar, random Sailor Moon villain inclusion and this has seven likes. Tut tut tut…
• 3:35 CD-I BOWSER: Of course you’re not my son. You’re the son of, well, whoever that guy is!
• 3:37 REMINDER: Do not add subtitles to footage where the character is already speaking through a bubble.
• 4:00 That’s what we all love about sentence mixing - the chance of bad grammar is a lot lower.
• 4:07 “Your” misuse? Check./So you haven’t even seen George sitting near a green tyrannosaurus before?
• 4:20 Oh, come on. His lip sync didn’t even remotely fit with those words.
• 4:33 And they’re only here to say things like that.
• 4:49 Join Mario as he travels with some unrelated cartoon characters to stop Bowser, the Koopaling, Bowser Jr. Mistress Nine and Ings!
• 5:10 This is why subtitles should be white, black, or bordered.
• 5:32 Isn’t it ridiculous when not one, but two people work on a video that isn’t even well-made?
• 6:06 Shut up, Mordecai. You can’t even execute it as well as CD-i Mario.

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 7. The credits-free end!

• 0:48 Shut up, you pop cultural bitch.
• 0:56 The narrator does not need to be corrected by a cartoon snake. There are kids watching!
• 1:01 He wasn’t talking to you, narrator.
• 1:08 This video makes me want to burn all the bamboo I can find.
• 1:24 Is this video even trying to keep her character?
• 1:59 How would you know about the WWF if you live in a place where the WWF doesn’t even exist?
• 2:45 And that explains the grammar of this video!
• 3:10 Did you ever get the feeling that not everything you contribute to this program is right? It surely ain’t educational.
• 3:32 *sigh*
• 3:42 Oh, that is just typical.
• 3:51 Well, Henry, you’re lucky you only got a few characters ruining your life this time.
• 4:34 And Not-Tigger still doesn’t give a damn.

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• The hilarity of a cartoon unicorn paired with a Japanese monster:

Overall: 4.6/5

0.08/10. Just as bad as the last episode of Amazing Animals when it was ruined by toons! It doesn’t make sense when education contains bad editing, abysmal punctuation and distracting cartoons who speak only in subtitles. What exactly are they trying to achieve with these Amazing Animals screw-ups? Entertainment, education, or ejaculation? Well, I guess the third one applies. It’s some sort of crossover fetish. Stop clopping and enjoy entertainment without the need to make giant monsters talk!

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 6. The creator steps out of sleepiness and back into laziness!

• 0:09 You know what’s even harder to believe? That you’re paired with a cartoon unicorn.
• 0:24 And how would HE know?
• 0:30 Yellow subtitles and that kind of grey really don’t mix well.
• 0:35 Black subtitles and shaded purple don’t mix either!
• 1:18 Hear that, Kaa?
• 1:44 Stop stalking Henry’s knowledge, Rarity!
• 1:56 And yet no comment about Zecora?
• 2:10 HENRY: Nah, the real narrator made a better point than you, you stupid dino!
• 3:02 There’s no way you can. You destroy buildings.