Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 6. There’s so little reaction shots in this video that the creator could do nothing but reuse them for this part. And go off-topic as well.

• 0:37 EEYORE: See? I told y- RABBIT: Yes, Eeyore. We’ve hit a paradox, alright.
• 2:09 Great. Another nasty thought about The Magic Voyage.
• 2:21 £500! *gets told that he cheated* £50 it is…
• 2:58 WE ALREADY SAW THIS.
• 3:47 This Pooh’s Adventure has officially gotten worse.
• 4:11 *collects a £10 note with a glum look on his face*
• 5:31 Oh, God. *drinks and eats*
• 5:37 AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOTHING’S BECOMING RELEVANT ANYMORE

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 4. In this part, stuff happens. Again. Tennessee doesn’t even contribute much.

• 0:00 Notice how you don’t even see Pooh on the DVD menu, but several Disney logos?
• 0:17 Then only speak in subtitles, Pooh! It’s the best way to keep dead quiet!
• 0:43 At the very least, you succeeded in keeping quiet.
• 1:00 Whaddaya know. Bamm-Bamm was raised by mastodons, and Wilma was raised by hyenas.
• 1:34 We’re experiencing some technical difficulties - our video has been infected by an overload of talking animals.
• 1:52 He’s provided a lot more than the cartoon animals following him around, at least.
• 2:08 What I hate about a lot of these videos is that they have to wait until the perfect time for a reaction shot. The Magic Voyage video had at least a lot to do for these characters.
• 2:44 Oh my. Tennessee Tuxedo got a sex change.
• 3:42 Oh, come on. Rabbit had the perfect reaction to say, “Language, bird!”
• 3:54 Is there anything this scene has to do with what’s going on?
• 4:20 WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS
• 4:24 SERIOUSLY WHY
• 5:03 I warned you TOkay, enough with the toilet humour.
• 5:20 Fred can see that, you duntz.
• 5:30 To hell with drinking games, I’m just going to see how many £10 notes I get for whenever they sit in a wheelbarrow and say “Ohhhh”.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 3. This just might be my most boring riff yet, and I’ve only done two.

• 0:09 Well, that loading screen’s certainly behaving better than before.
• 0:28 Thanks for making the subtitles readable again.
• 0:58 ACK! It’s a baby monkey! Run for it!
• 1:14 Rule 17 of Pooh’s Adventures - don’t expect them to just say “Oh.” Expect an even more overblown reaction.
• 2:01 Do I have to come over there and put duck tape on your penguin beak?
• 2:09 TIGGER: We really screwed history over this time, didn’t we, Pooh?
• 2:33 Now would be the perfect time for Pooh to gasp…
• 3:39 Uh… wha? Did they just find out that it’s not a special effect, but actual strength?
• 4:03 Movie criticism: It’s a bootleg version of the Dog Pound Hop!
• 4:36 Winnie the Pooh has just discovered fire!
• 4:49 See what I mean? We’re still watching Spookable Pooh.
• 5:05 Ask Pooh.
• 5:34 Pooh and Piglet are absent from this scene due to Piglet’s irrational fear of being mistaken for a skittle, hence the uncanny resemblance of his shape…
• 5:47 Or it could be his agoraphobia making him mishear things.
• 6:25 Did he just sent Bamm-Bamm back and adopt Piglet instead?
• 6:58 No. It doesn’t taste very good here.
• 7:02 Hopefully, this’ll be the only one. *takes a swig and a bite*
• 7:08 Comedeh galld.
• 7:38 POOH: Well, it doesn’t smell like any honey I’ve ever sniffed…
• 7:56 NARRATOR: …until they had to rush him to the hospital because of what he really ate.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 2. So far, it’s dull as usual. And I still have twelve parts to go.

• 0:06 I’m less surprised at how long it takes for this DVD to load.
• 0:11 At least that was shorter than in part 1.
• 0:33 It’s the same drunken dance I saw in the opening!
• 1:59 Uh-oh. Here comes trouble!
• 2:02 RABBIT: I don’t think we went back far enough.
• 2:04 At least I don’t have to suffer through another introduction sequence this time.
• 2:06 EEYORE: Stand corrected, Rabbit. We’ve hit a time paradox.
• 2:09 Good thing I’ve moved from a “Disney meets non-Disney” video to a “Disney and non-Disney meet non-Disney” video.
• 2:24 You had to wait until then to credit yourself?
• 3:25 POOH: Dino doesn’t look as friendly as he used to.
• 4:06 Clever at least that they’re taking note of the family’s sudden plastic surgery.
• 5:04 PIGLET: I think I’m going to barf!
• 5:26 Tigger’s reaction before finding out that the honey Bedrock provides is actually dinosaur piss.
• 5:58 Keep out of news you aren’t related to you, Tigger, or I’m going to force-feed you that honey.
• 6:31 *smashes one of the empty beer glasses on his head*

Woah, I lost weight pretty fast. Anyway, my good friend the Forbidden Douchebag has just requested me to take on the live-action Flintstones movie, Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie, put on a DVD no less. Here goes nothing. After all, it can’t be as bad as the one filmed with a camcorder, can it?

Can it?

• 0:00 I’m personally not surprised at how thin the DVD rip looks.
• 0:38 TV-G? I’d rather it was TV-BS.
• 1:36 Well, if anything, this is going to be the worst thing to come out of PBS Kids since Barney.
• 2:00 Seriously? Kratts’ Creatures Movies, Inc.? I would be even less surprised if they came up Wallace & Gromit’s World of Invention Snacks, Ltd.
• 2:02 If this made it onto the Closing Logo Group Wiki, then the Cheesy Factor would most definitely be Nightmare.
• 2:13 Keep out of this, HyperCam watermark.
• 2:34 Uh, no. We are still going to be expecting a Halloween special and not a riff on a live-action cartoon adaptation.
• 2:48 Just when I thought the editing would be far better than the last one I watched.
• 2:59 Assuming that shadow is actually a honey bee.
• 3:06 Assuming that’s a honey tree.
• 3:09 Yeah, right. All you do is stalk movies you don’t have anything to do with.
• 3:19 Wait, what?
• 3:40 I’m only 3:40 minutes in and already I find nothing special about this.
• 3:51 That would fit more without the cactuses.
• 4:33 That’s quite a departure from the videos that add subtitles below the book. Still would’ve been better if we couldn’t tell it actually was a western, especially with Piglet hearing his name in the REAL cartoon.
• 4:54 Editing!
• 5:37 For a play made by a young boy and his animal friends, the production values are outstanding.
• 6:24 KYLE MACLACHLAN: Pooh Bear! No, that doesn’t sound right…
• 7:20 What? I thought I was going to watch it in its own! What a colossal rip-off.
• 7:35 Well, logic seems to be fixing itself.
• 8:05 …not in the Stone Age, I tell ya!
• 8:16 So it’s not just the edits that state the obvious.
• 8:57 BLBLBLBLBLBLBL